Every time you look at the teacher, it is the beginning of a story or an accident.

When he saw Yao Bing's sight, Li Da knew that he was in trouble.

"Li Da, what do you think?"

After Lao Yao finished speaking, he added: "This is a class meeting, so you all speak freely, don't be restrained to say one or two sentences and it's over." ”

Luo Dongqing is implied here.

Li Da stood up, since you asked me to say, what ......

It's time to put on a show of real technology.

"Since we are discussing puppy love, let's first talk about why puppy love is defined as puppy love......"

Regarding this definition, Li Da elaborated from three points: age, identity, and financial resources.

The classmates were naturally unconscious, and Lao Yao's face was dark.

I'll let you say a little more, and you just say it in such detail?

"Let's not talk about whether early love is harmful and whether the harm is serious, let's discuss why early love exists......"

Regarding this point, Li Da elaborated on physiological factors and environmental factors respectively, and the students began to feel a little interesting, Lao Yao's face was even darker, and he couldn't wait to interrupt Li Da.

I'm asking you to discuss puppy love, but I'm not asking you to justify puppy love.

Xiao Xiao looked at Li Da's eyes lit up, he deserves to be my Chinese teacher, he is really powerful!

Li Da originally wanted to continue beeping, but when he looked at the wall clock on it, oh no, time is running out, and there are only five minutes left before class ends, since this is the case, let's make a summary.

"To sum up, I have summarized six points......"

Li Da Balabala talked about how to look at early love rationally, and finally, he also gave a glimpse of his own methods.

Although it was seen from the joker, it did not affect Li Da to take it and use it.

It's called a quote!

"If you like someone, you do the questions, and when you have done enough questions, and then when you can fall in love, take your homework book and confess. ”

At this point, the classmates all laughed, and the classroom was suddenly filled with a happy air, Lao Yao was a little dissatisfied when he saw Li Da talking so much at first, but when it came to the six points expounded later, he still recognized it. For example, controlling one's feelings and making oneself excellent, etc., are all very positive and positive, and he does not deny it.

"Li Da said very well, I hope you will learn more, Li Da is very literate, so good at talking, do you want to consider publishing a book?"

Lao Yao seemed to be joking, and the other classmates laughed cooperatively.

Can the leader tell jokes without laughing?

Give me a smile!

Li Da responded: "It's already out, and I will increase my efforts in the future." ”

Lao Yao: "......"

Mischievous?

No one took Li Da's words seriously, they just thought that he was joking with Lao Yao's words, just right, class was out at this time, except for the two Liu Lang, everyone else's emotions were relatively relaxed.

Lao Yao felt that he had almost achieved his goal, and he didn't drag the class, so he left class directly.

Luo Dongqing began to pack her things, and Li Da routinely gave her extra homework.

This is a devil, and he has to bully Luo Dongqing for a while every day before he can be happy.

And Luo Dongqing is used to it.

When Li Da finished assigning the task, Luo Dongqing finally couldn't help but ask, "If it were you, what would you do?"

"What to do and how?"

Li Da didn't know what Luo Dongqing was asking, so Luo Dongqing added: "If you were in early love and were caught by the teacher, what would you do?"

"Well, didn't it happen before, review!"

Li Da said very casually, Luo Dongqing's face suddenly collapsed, Uncle Da, can you have a little backbone?

"If someone wants you to break up, do you break up? Even if it's someone you really like, don't you want it?"

Luo Dongqing was a little angry.

The girl is such a magical creature, although nothing happened, she can assume that it has happened, and then, start to get angry.

Although Li Da didn't know her complex and speechless brain circuit, he could see that Luo Dongqing didn't seem to ask casually, but cared about this question very much, and Li Da had no choice but to answer seriously: "If it's someone I like very much, of course I won't give up." However, many things need to be detoured. ”

"What a roundabout?"

Luo Dongqing looked at Li Da seriously, and seeing her attitude, Li Da's eyes narrowed.

Here's your chance!

"Let me give you an example, let's say, we're two of us. ”

"You ......"

Luo Dongqing was embarrassed and wanted to deny Li Da's hypothesis, because she also assumed so, but Li Da interrupted first: "Hypothesis, this is a hypothesis. Let's say we get the object first, and then the teacher finds out, and then he tells us parents ......"

Luo Dongqing began to listen carefully, and the two seemed to have entered the scene rehearsal.

"Then your father came to me, threw me this check, and told me to fill it out as long as I left you. ”

"And then, what do you do?"

Luo Dongqing became nervous, and Li Da smiled: "I'll write a one on it, and then draw ten zeros on the back, as long as your father can speak, this wave will not be a loss." ”

Luo Dongqing was suddenly so angry that he wanted to bite Li Da, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only stare at Li Da angrily.

"The story isn't over yet. ”

Li Da completed the ending: "Then I took the huge amount of money your father gave me, and then spent a lot of money to kidnap you, and then took your father's money to live a happy life with you, and then gave your father a grandson back in a few years, buy one get one free, and your father will not lose." ”

Luo Dongqing still has a toothache, do you call this a loss?

However, this is really a trick to elope and add raw rice to cook ripe rice......

"I know that I will talk nonsense and ignore you. ”

Luo Dongqing still can't stand Li Da's saying that he has a child with her, she is still a child herself!

It's hypothetical, but it's still quite shy.

She picked up her bag and prepared to leave.

Li Da successfully teased Luo Dongqing, and he was in a very happy mood.

I can eat a few more bites tonight.

"Don't worry, I'll just kid, if there really is a day, I definitely won't ask for your family's money. ”

Li Da teased Luo Dongqing again, Luo Dongqing was annoyed, stepped on Li Da's foot, and hurriedly ran out of the classroom.

What a cute girl.

Li Da's smile gradually became perverted.

Assuming to himself that the two are a couple, Luo Dongqing is not angry, but just shy, which shows that there is a great opportunity.

Of course, it may also be because Luo Dongqing is too simple, not because she has the emotions she likes.

So, the next step is to step up.

Because he was in a happy mood, Li Da decided to treat himself, he swiped his card twice in the cafeteria, and spent twelve yuan for dinner, filling a full bowl of rice.

Since the manuscript fee was issued, life has begun to be luxurious.

Now the young body is indeed too good to eat......