Chapter 456: That Buddy's Story
"Bastard, you can't talk well!"
Liu Ran was really depressed, obviously he shouted the words "dear", but he added the words "Queen Eight" again.
However, the homophony sounds pretty good, "Queen"!
Liu Ran didn't care about Xu Xia, changed his thinking, and said with a sweet smile:
"Death, I am your queen, then you are my king. ”
Xu Xia was drinking mineral water, and almost didn't have a mouthful of mineral water to squirt out, words like queen and king came out, really stupid, or fake stupid, did he mean that?
Well, don't care about these details.
"Queen...... Can you give me the buffet hot pot now?"
"Uh-huh, of course you can, it's a reward for you. ”
Subsequently, after opening the package and waiting for about 20 minutes, the self-heating buffet hot pot was cooked.
In less than three minutes, a super spicy small hot pot was eaten by the two of them, and they were sweating profusely.
"It tastes good, it's just too little, Ranran, what's more, don't say you only bought one box?"
Xu Xia only felt that he was still unsatisfied, and looked at the red oil in the box, which was already empty.
Liu Ran was also very distressed, she didn't eat enough, this was originally a one-person meal, but the two of them ate it, it was definitely not enough.
"No, I didn't expect it to be so delicious, forget it, don't eat it, I'm going to have acne on my face if I eat too many spicy seeds. ”
Liu Ran found an excuse to comfort herself.
Xu Xia lay comfortably on the bed, posed in a big word, and said regretfully:
"Forget it, that's it for today, when I go back to Hongcheng County, I'll have a good meal! ”
That's it, nothing to say all night.
Next.
The two drove to the Great Wall, Xu Xia opened a live broadcast on this day, a place like the Great Wall, for many people, they have never been there, but they have seen a lot on TV.
Xu Xia had a lot of fun on this day, and when it was almost dark, Liu Ran sent him to the airport.
Originally, Xu Xia wanted to stay for another night, but Liu Ran didn't allow it, saying that she would go to work tomorrow and couldn't send Xu Xia to the airport, so she let him go tonight.
As much as else, the return ticket is also tonight.
Xu Xia thought about it and was too lazy to change it, so he agreed to Liu Ran's plan.
It's a shame to say that lonely men and widows live in the same room for two nights, and they don't do anything, and if this thing gets out, it is estimated that it will make N people laugh off their big teeth.
Therefore, Xu Xia decisively buried this matter in his heart, no matter who asked, it was impossible to tell the details.
Xu Xia saw that it was very close to the boarding time, and under Liu Ran's eyes, he checked in and entered the boarding gate.
Xu Xia also asked Liu Ran to go back and rest earlier.
But who knows, not long after Liu Ran left, the news of the flight delay came from the radio, and the specific delay is still to be determined.
Xu Xia raised his forehead, don't be so unlucky.
But he is not in a hurry at all, after all, life is expensive to experience a different life, and he used to watch various flight delays on TV, and it was the first time he felt it.
It doesn't seem to be anything, I don't know why those people who can make hundreds of millions a day are so anxious because of flight delays?
Don't you know that taking off in poor weather conditions will lead to a high chance of grave grass, and if there are no people, there will be nothing, and I don't understand this reason.
Perhaps, it is intermittent brain damage.
Xu Xia opened the live broadcast, chatting with the fans in the live broadcast room to pass the time.
"Brother Xia, are you going home?"
"Wow, the Imperial Capital Airport is so big, much bigger than our airport, so beautiful. ”
"yes, it's beautiful. ”
"Brother Xia, move your lens, I heard that there are many beautiful women at the airport, let's take a look. ”
"Brother Xia should be in the charging stage now, at this stage, he shouldn't be interested in any of the opposite sex. ”
"What do you mean, I don't understand. ”
"I don't know how to ask Du Niang!"
“......”
Xu Xia smiled faintly, the labor and management will tell you that the labor and management have nothing to do?
Xu Xia said lightly:
"I'm not going to hide it, I'm strong and strong, and I can continue to fight for a year, don't ask me how I did it, because I'm also very distressed. ”
"It's shameless, and it's not good to be weak. ”
"Brother Xia will tell you a real case, the kind that is on the news.
It is said that there is a buddy who has never been able to get a daughter-in-law, and he is still a bachelor in his thirties.
Moreover, this guy is quite stupid, after so many years, in addition to being full of self-overflowing, he has never had trouble with the plane.
Later, his neighbors couldn't stand it anymore, so they suggested that he go to a blind date agency, and he was very lucky, a lover eventually became a family, got married, and lived a happy life. ”
"Wait, upstairs, what do you mean by this tirade, is it because I don't have enough IQ or what, I don't understand, or you say the point. ”
"Uh, what are you panicking about, if you want to know the follow-up, you have to listen to me!"
"On the night of the candle in the cave room, that buddy has dedicated more than 30 years of blood, he is a blood, and it is not clear whether his wife is a blood, but this is not the point.
Since that day, the buddy has realized one thing, it turns out that marriage is such a bad thing, and he has lived in vain all these years, in order to pay tribute to the years of inaction.
In addition, he is deeply obsessed with the cave house.
In this way, for more than two years, he and his wife almost once or three times a day, enjoying the most peak sublimation of life every day. ”
And that buddy's body is getting weaker and weaker, obviously at the age of the prime of life, unconsciously, he is already full of gorgeous hair, and the body's resistance has decreased visibly.
However, his abdominal muscles have been trained, but unfortunately, there are so many parts of the human body, and it is useless to just train the abdominal muscles.
Finally one day, that guy fell into a coma at home, and then he was taken to the hospital, guess what happened?"
", let's get to the point, there's a lot of nonsense!"
"Ahem, here's the point, but for more information, please pay attention to the attitude.
I went on to say that the hospital's diagnosis was acute kidney failure, and people with a little medical knowledge should know that if they have this disease, this person is basically out of play.
At that time, the doctor looked at the patient's appearance, and he couldn't believe that the other party was a young man in his thirties, basically no different from his seventies and eighties. ”
"I said so much, I just want to tell the anchor a truth, the total amount of bullets in a person's life is limited, and it must be used reasonably.
For example, that buddy fired all the bullets in a short period of time, which is the same as a few shots that exploded due to high temperatures.
Brother Xia, do you understand?"