There are a number of positions, everyone's ideas are limitless, and there are various ways to grab a position.

The sharp-tongued Wendou: You talk about righteousness, I talk about crooked reasoning, you have words, I have words, and there are people next to you to cheer and laugh.

Kung Fu fights on the hands and claws: the chair legs hit the chair legs, the sweeping legs against the shadowless feet, the clothes were pulled, the shoulders were hooked, and the black hands tickled. There are even more immoral people who directly pick up their pants, and the pickpocketed screams, and hurriedly protects their fig leaf, and the immoral ones have already occupied a good position with great satisfaction.

Most of the people in Wendou are girls.

The martial arts are all boys.

The girls swallow the swallow and the warbler, slow and logical.

The boys are alive and well.

The other classes have been sorted and seated, and the group of monkeys in the second class of the year are still plowing the ground with chair legs.

However, Chang Buzhuo, a member of their life committee, found a quiet place early and sat down leisurely to enjoy the vitality of his classmates.

"What are you doing?!!This mess?!" A hoarse but high-pitched roar overwhelmed the crowd's voice, just like a thunderclap exploded in the air, shaking the duck farm-like environment for a moment, and the thunder continued to roll, "Which class are you from? What is the teacher? What are the class leaders? What are you doing? Hmm? Talk, what is the ability just now? Are you dumb?"

The real surname is Lei, the name is unknown, at least the vast majority of the students in the sixty-fourth middle school don't know, they usually talk about this Mr. Lei, who has a huge voice and a huge hoarseness, basically has three titles, the first Lei Cannon, the second Lei Gong, and the third teaching director.

The first two are often on the lips, and the frequency of use is basically about the same. The latter is generally only for formal occasions, such as reporting to the teacher.

The origin of the two nicknames of Lei Cannon and Lei Gong is known at a glance, this Gong has a hot temper and likes to roar people, although he was born with a male duck voice, but the students all praised Director Lei for his "disability and determination", and he has practiced a high-pitched and loud high-pitched voice in his career as a director for many years, and the deafening effect of his sound is comparable to that of a cannon, so he got these two nicknames.

At this time, Director Lei's burst of artillery fire instantly bombarded the duck farm of the second class of the year into a dead silence, and the forty-odd people who were still full of vitality and lively just now were loaded with corpses. In the face of Director Lei's questioning, they all lowered their eyelids and closed their mouths, as if they began to compete whose corpse was more similar and who died more thoroughly.

In the face of crisis, it is time to show the true colors of heroes.

Whether a person is able to assume their responsibilities is not in ordinary times, but at the moment.

The standing committee member of the second class of the first year bravely stood up, with a well-behaved and good student face, steady and steady, and answered Director Lei's questions one by one, "Director, we are in the second class of the first year, and our class teacher, Mr. Liu Tianning, is not here now. A classmate fell early in the morning while practicing a project and injured his leg, and the class leader accompanied him to the infirmary. ”

When Chang Buzhuo reported the class number, Director Lei still had a cross-eyebrow expression, and when he reported the name of his homeroom teacher, although Director Lei had been on the battlefield for a long time, he could still find that his brows trembled slightly under careful observation. By the time Chang Buzhuo had finished answering all the key questions, Director Lei's face was still dark, and he was still reprimanding as soon as he opened his mouth, but those with long ears could hear it, and his tone and tone were much calmer, "If the teacher is not there, and the class leader is not there, you can stop talking about discipline? What about the cadres of other classes? Hurry up and organize it, look at other classes, and then look at your class? What does it look like? How old are you......

Director Lei was going to train a few more words and supervise it personally, but before he could speak, a teacher hurriedly ran over and whispered something to him, but he could only throw down one sentence, "Hurry up and sit down, and then make trouble and deduct discipline points!" Then he turned around and walked away with the teacher.

"Ah, I'm scared to death, don't you look at it, Lei Cannon was like that just now, it's really terrifying!"

"Cut, in fact, it's not a big deal, I will say that you will be deducted from your discipline points, deducted, I'm afraid of him!"

"That's it, I'm afraid of him!"

Director Lei originally made a very powerful appearance, but he was stunned and let the last line before leaving the stage be held back. For the students of the second class of the year, the last thing they are afraid of is deducting points. Less than a month after the start of school, their class's scores have already been deducted.

The cruel words that are very powerful for ordinary students are put here in the first and second classes of students, and what poor Director Lei can get is not the trembling and trembling he wants to see, but the grinning and ridicule of these bastard children behind their backs.

This is probably also Director Lei's mistake, out of habit, but he forgot which master released this group of leather monkeys.

However, at this point, the standing committee member Bu Zhuo finally played a little bit of his role, standing in front of the class, clapping his hands, "It's almost enough, find a place to sit down, a total of such a big place, a little bit before and a little behind, how can you sit anywhere?"

A classmate laughed and retorted, "Come on, it's the same as you think, we all think it's a lot worse." ”

"Yes. There is also a slit on the side, "We've been fighting for a long time, why don't we fight?"

Chang Buzhuo was not angry, nor was he in a hurry, and raised his eyelids slowly, "Then what have you fought for for so long? Aren't you still standing there?

The one whose gender was questioned quit and shouted, "Then what do you say?"

"Idiot. The Standing Committee member gave them a very disdainful look, "Your hands are all good-looking, don't you know how to rock-paper-scissors?"

"Damn, Lao Chang, how old are you? You didn't graduate from kindergarten?

Chang Buzhuo didn't seem to hear it, raised his hand, and pointed to the electronic watch on his wrist, "I'll pinch the watch, ten minutes, ten minutes won't be over, sit down on the spot." If you make trouble again, everyone won't look good. ”

Although everyone dislikes the rock-paper-scissors solution, it is not a psychological burden when it is practical.

The girls are just that, in fact, before the thunder cannon came, most of them had already found their place. The remaining small part is still competing with the boys for territory, and they are a little impatient to grab this time, and with the non-mainstream solution provided by Chang Buzhuo, they will use it smoothly.

It is rare that a few boys in the class who have a bit of a prickly temper, although their mouths are still not very honest, but there is no other way, so they have to set up a frame and shout rock scissors to paper.

Due to height discrimination, even if she wants to cheer for her friends, Cheng Wei still has a lot of resistance to the games. In addition, Zhou Haobao's three events, the four-by-four relay will be compared in the afternoon, and the long jump and three thousand meters are all events to be carried out tomorrow, so he is more inclined to sit in the back, look at it twice when he is happy, and prepare to bask in the sun and sleep when he is not happy.

Zhou Hao is usually an easy-going and warm boy, his big brother attributes are very prominent, and he has no personal opinion at all on the question of where to sit.

Although Su He claimed that he wanted to miss his youth, he was actually very "not doing his job". The way she misses is to first bury her head in the classroom to catch up on sleep, and then sit in the bright morning sun, slowly dig up the cup of assorted jelly dyed by the sun that has been dyed pale gold, and pick them up in the spoon slightly, so that the sweet taste is slippery in her mouth and dances with the tip of her tongue, and occasionally gives a moment or two to the teachers and classmates around her.

Next is the plum that Qin Lu invited her to eat, according to Qin Lu, this is the owner of a non-staple food store over there in the countryside, the output is limited, the taste is particularly good, neither sweet nor sour, the sweetness and sourness are just right. This is the last batch of orchard fruits this year, and if you want to eat them again, you can only wait for the next year. After eating the plums, Su He and Qin Lu began to exchange their food again, in fact, they each took something and ate it together. As usual, I only occasionally take a look or two to take a look at the old classmates and the noise of the new classmates.

In short, the nostalgia of a reborn person so far has inevitably deviated too much from the right path.

So for her, naturally, she can sit anywhere.

Qin Lu, who temporarily formed a food group with Su and them because of a food exchange, her goals obviously have nothing to do with competitions, activities, collective honors, etc.

In the end, the person who decided the position of these four people became Cheng Wei, and everyone followed him to sit in the last row with the worst visual effects.

Qin Lu liked it very much, and said to Su He very happily, "The last row is good, it's convenient to go to the toilet!"

Su He felt that this little classmate's words were very good, reflecting a pragmatic wisdom of life. From this point of view, their location is indeed a treasure of feng shui.

It's a pity that they couldn't sit comfortably on the Feng Shui treasure land for a while. That is, less than five minutes after the students of the second class of the first year finally found their positions under the non-mainstream organization of their standing committee members, the announcer on the rostrum began to pass and did not understand much, so his voice sounded a little distorted, and from time to time a harsh noise microphone broadcast announcement was issued, asking the students of each class to withdraw from their positions, gather in a unified position, and enter the unified place in a queue for a while.

By the way, the person who broadcast this notice was Gu Yuxing, the second class of the first year.

The students, especially the guys in the second class of the first year, couldn't help but let out a low boo and complain, and finally sat down and tossed again.

Cheng Wei, who rarely had all kinds of resistance to the games, laughed at this time, but unfortunately it was a complacent schadenfreude, his thin lips were slightly hooked, and he raised a cold and noble angle with a baby fat pointed chin, leaning on the back of the chair with his hands on his shoulders, and his legs stretched straight.

This kind of thing is usually done quite quickly, and I do it every day, and I have trained it.

But in an occasion like today, it is inevitable that there will be some confusion, location, order, various details, etc., and the chaos of sudden small situations will occur randomly at any time, and time will inevitably be wasted again and again.