Chapter 222: Dirty

"It's okay, I'm a monster, a truck can't kill me. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Wenwen waved his hand.

"Maybe it is, but only if there is no additional telekinesis on that car. "My left arm could have been able to absorb the impact perfectly, although I was not fully in the position of force at the time, and it stands to reason that it would not have been possible to hit me so badly, the only explanation is that the original impact of the car was strengthened due to the telekinesis.

"I said, have you always used such an awkward way when you care about people?" Wenwen shattered the impact of my rigorous analysis in one sentence, "If you're afraid that I'll get hurt, just say it, no one will laugh at you." ”

“...... I'll go back first. "I turned around and left.

"Okay, okay, no kidding. Wenwen looked very happy and followed my footsteps, "But what kind of person is this third party......

"It's not difficult to analyze, first of all, this third party must have nothing to do with you, because you haven't been in the outside world for more than a thousand years, so you have to think about it, whether this third party's target is Moriya Shrine or me. "As I said, the real goal of this third party is not Wenwen nine times out of ten, although it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but a thousand years...... How many people live for 1,000 years? Besides, the longer you live, the more sins you have, and I remember a guy named Peng Zu who lived for more than 800 years and is now being punished to clean toilets in hell.

"I think it's you. Wenwen insisted that the other party's target was me.

"That's what I think, but let's hear what you think. "I also think that this third party is targeting me, but I don't know if Wenwen has the same reason as I think it is.

"Uh...... There's no particular reason, I just think it's more likely that you'll get into trouble. "Although I admit the reasons Wenwen said, I still feel hurt.

"......" I looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and burst into tears.

"Hey...... Don't cry...... "Whenever my heart is hurt, my actions will make everyone feel wrong, and Wenwen is the same," uh...... What do you think?"

"I don't think it's necessary to wait until we show up to do it, so it's nine times out of ten that I'm going to do it. I finished the lines in a synthesized voice and continued to burst into tears.

“...... Hey, what the hell do you want......" Wenwen began to burst into tears again when he saw me finish reading the lines and began to scratch his head.

“...... I'm injured and need a kiss from Wenwen to get better...... "I still maintain a 45-degree angle to the sky, and then ...... Hit the power pole on the ......

"Hey, that's it, I'll say it earlier...... Wen Wen pouted and was about to come up, then stopped, "uh...... Let me ask, do you mean kissing above or below?"

“...... Wenwen, do you know that you're such a filthy dove outside?" "Having such a filthy girlfriend sometimes feels good, but sometimes it feels terrible.

"Don't you really like yellow jokes? Wenwen took a bite on my mouth after speaking, "This is going down, right?"

"Almost, the damage I suffered from your Filthy Meow King behavior just now has deepened. I said that a kiss alone would not cure me, "Let's play and pick up chestnuts tonight." ”

“...... You're embarrassed to say I'm dirty, you're a filthy demon king!filthy Razus!(Originally, they were the two fools of the Lich King, the paladin Uther, and the great divine beast of the wind, Urasius, so let's talk about it here, but I guess you all know about it)" Wenwen pointed at my nose and said that I was dirty, this is slander! Who am I? I am a great gentleman! How can I be dirty!

"Wenwen, do you know what the crime of slandering others is? This is going to be sent to electrotherapy!" "I look heartbroken, Wenwen, I don't remember that I raised you to be this kind of girl!"

"I'm slandering? You're just kidding! You don't admit it when you're dirty like this? Picking chestnuts? Can a normal person understand? Do you think everyone is empty-minded?" Wenwen actually beat a rake...... Alas, it seems that the reason is not clear.

"I'd rather everyone be an empty and knowledgeable Yingqiu, and then life will become more interesting!" Since you can't understand, let's see the truth in your hand, "Anyway, do you want to fight if you slander me like this?"

"Fight, fight, I'm afraid of you!" Wenwen replied without showing weakness, "How can you fight?"

"Okay, that's what you said!" I waved my hand, "Go home, undress, get to bed, fight!"

"Go up, go up, who's afraid of whom!" After speaking, Wenwen and I rushed home violently.

In the end, guess who wins?

The next day, school.

"Baidi, you...... It's okay, I was hit so badly yesterday!" Sanae looked at me unharmed, her eyes were about to pop out, and her hands involuntarily began to squeeze on me, "Isn't it, it's really okay? What is your body doing, it's too strong!"

"Uh...... You can interpret it as I made it of rubber, and if that makes you feel better...... "How do you want me to explain this? Do you want me to say it's because I'm not human? Or do you want me to say it's because I'm not human? Or do you just tell her that Lao Tzu has an advanced medical pod in her house that humans can't build for another 200 years?" "If you can't accept this, you can also understand that I have added a lot of protein or something." ”

"Protein...... Well, I'll just believe that. Sanae also saw that I seemed to have some secrets that I couldn't say, but she wasn't one who liked to get to the bottom of things, "By the way, you know, from noon today, it's going to start playing anime clips during the lunch break." Sanae's eyes began to see little stars again, "I wonder if the Gundam series will be played......

"Speaking of Gundam...... Sanae, how's that Strike Freedom going?" "I spent about an hour or so on with my blue Destiny 1 yesterday, and of course, the speed of humans can't compare to me.

"My assembling skills are terrible, and I've just made my head and legs. "Sanae is a novice at a glance, otherwise she should have said that she already has it when I bought scissors and carver tweezers or something to give her that day, these tools are the basic tools for model assembly, Sanae didn't, proving that this is the first time she has assembled a model, for a novice, this speed is also decent.

"It was like that at first, but I've regretted it a little bit. "To be honest, it's very difficult for a novice to build a model for the first time on a complex mech as Assault Freedom," I should have given you a few simple models to practice with first. (To be continued.) )