082. Scratching the Brightest Wound with the Warmest Love (1)
A concert with both strength and surprise has just ended, and the next day, the entertainment news headlines of major websites in China followed Xiao Lizao's surname, hot searches or something, and it was no surprise that all the brushes were arranged.
The people who eat melons originally thought that Xiao Lizao's status in the rivers and lakes was also reflected in the media level, but who would have expected that in just one night, his daily life would also start a silent "Xiao-style revolution".
Passerby A: Aha? New players have entered the "platform-based fresh food" market? What is the origin of this "Du Wu Apple"? How many rounds of financing have it been raised? How much has it been melted? It is menacing! I went out for a walk today, and I have already seen three Du Wu Apple stores on a street!
Passerby B: WHAT? What is the sudden "T-shirt with the same style" and "striped sweatpants with the same style" on a certain treasure? And this advertising slogan is really confusing in the world - fans wear the simplest clothes, and the star jumps the wildest? Wear it, and immediately gain the courage and ability to fight with idols? Let go of your arms and be the brightest star in the idol concert?
Daddy Ma, there are a few shops I want to report with my real name.
Passerby C: What does eBay mean by raising prices across the board? Lao Tzu just paid for the idle shrimp, and the seller turned his face to cancel the transaction and said that there was no stock? This year is not the Year of the Monkey, why is the monkey's value skyrocketing, one day at a time?
Xiao Da Idol: Hehe, what is the top traffic, what is the top national, you know now, right? Lao Tzu has been at the top of the "Huaguo Star Goods List" for seven consecutive years, are you just talking about it?
What else are you talking about, "Apple", "Mutual Hatred", "Mengqiqi", they are all test points, everyone!
Compared with Xiao Lizao's habit, Jiang Zimu is not so calm, especially when he sees that his photos are blurred and used in the recommendation of a certain treasure's popular products.
hurriedly called Gu Suixin, and was told that Xiao Lizao's company had drafted a lawyer's letter overnight, and immediately notified the relevant grandmother of Station D to withdraw all the unauthorized stolen videos, and if they were not deleted within 24 hours, they would send a letter to go through the procedure.
As for the seller of the habit of stealing pictures on a certain treasure, he will also be warned and dealt with together with a certain treasure.
Jiang Zimu thanked Gu Suixin in a sneer, slapped his head with all his might, and sighed: "Regret, now I regret it very much." I knew that I really shouldn't be aggressive, and if I honestly let me be very arrogant, there wouldn't be so much trouble. ”
Ding Dingding watched from the side, calmly squeezed the fried fresh milk in his hand, "Believe me, if you really scolded last night, you will definitely be angry and can't eat today, and then try to get a ticket for the concert of dates, kill the sword mountain and the sea of fire, and strive to spread the anger back in the shortest possible time." ”
When Jiang Zimu heard this, he smacked his mouth and smiled a little reluctantly.
"Don't worry. Since Sister Gu said that she has already started to deal with it, I believe that those sellers will stop soon. ”
"Hmm. Jiang Zimu looked a little depressed, even when he saw his favorite garlic pork ribs served on the table, he didn't have the previous madness.
"You say, what kind of 'microscope girls' are Zaozi Forest? Even the beckoning cat hair ring on my wrist when I came to the stage was the same style?!?!
I can't afford to provoke it, I really can't afford to provoke it.
Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, flipped through a few pages of WB, and then read two or three posts on the post at a glance, his eyes rolled, and he felt that it was quite good for everyone to spontaneously carry out an online girlfriend guessing contest, at least, it can largely shift the audience's attention from the "concert girl" to a group of small flowers in the entertainment industry who have had scandals with Xiao Da idols, anyway, Xiao Da Idol's scandal objects are all beautiful as fairies, who would look at an amateur like himself in his eyes.
"Ding Ding, where is the next concert that is very arrogant?"
Ding Dingding: "Clams, you don't really want to rush over, do you?"
"No, no," Jiang Zimu waved his hand repeatedly, "It's just asking, it's just curious." "I know Xiao Xiansen's past tense well, and Xiao Xiansen's future tense still belongs to my knowledge blind spot.
"The next one in Osaka is next week's weekend. ”
"That'...... When is his tour going to end?"
"At the end of October, there were six Asian tours, and it would take almost two months to complete them all. ”
As soon as the words fell, Ding Ding Ding raised his eyebrows, and leaned forward, "The last scene, but in Xiangcheng." ”
Jiang Zimu "hehe" twice, irritably pulled his hair together, and then viciously pulled on the top of his head, recalling the fruit shop he saw on the way out to forage just now, and the big and dazzling word "Du Wu", once again forced Jiang Zimu's poisonous apple to start the Nth round of thinking about life, I don't know if I would be "so good at laughing" or "it looks so funny" when I had a showdown with Xiao Lizao.
At this end, Gu Suixin's life is not easy.
The first game of the Asian Tour this time, thanks to Jiang Zimu's blessing, has earned enough reputation and popularity, and has made a good start for the entire tour. It's just that because of Xiao Lizao's euphemistic but reckless love performance, and because of the unclear and confusing declaration of love, a group of melon-eating spectators were untargeted, and they used their magical imagination to throw the red line of Xiao Lizao, the "straight male idol of steel", to all the places where female animals have haunted the seven continents and four oceans.
The first to suffer was naturally Dou Sha, who had a "criminal record".
After all, the CP of "Red Date Bean Paste" has always been a super hot talk, and it was once elected as the "Most Anticipated Star Couple in China", as well as the first in "Please Be Together" and "The Most Nationally Qualified Official CP in China".
Seeing his own goddess participating in the concert in a low-key manner, and seeing the ambiguous puns of his male god at the scene, the fans of the jujube bean CP suddenly exploded, and the gongs, drums, and firecrackers entered the New Year state in advance.
"Do you know why Jujube's favorite fruit has changed from lychee to apple? Because Sasha has mentioned more than once in interviews that the secret of her staying in good shape is one apple a day!
"My Sasha just released a selfie in the Monchiqi store last month, and the first concert of the jujube immediately cos monkey, rub, what kind of fairy love affair that touches the world and sweetens people's lives!"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die. It is worthy of being the officially designated CP, on tons of sugar. Just watching the video, I feel the sweetness of Sasha's cue when Zaozi mentions his future girlfriend!"
"When Sasha does a roadshow for her next movie, I must go to the scene, rush to the stage, hold her hand, and say kindly - I feel sorry for you hahahaha. ”
In view of the general trend of jujube bean CP on the Internet, Gu Suixin and Dou Sha's agent stayed up all night, so they simply discussed directly with Hollywood production companies, and took advantage of this east wind to officially announce the sci-fi blockbuster movie that will be launched in the middle of next year, and confirmed the participation of Xiao Lizao and Dou Sha.
As soon as the news came out, the media in China took advantage of the situation to add fuel and vinegar, not to mention the package of touting, but also put the biggest selling point of this movie on the only Asian faces in the main creative lineup, and called the film "The Hollywood Exploration Journey of the Jujube Bean Husband and Wife", which can be said to be popular before filming, and has earned the attention of the people who eat melons.
In addition to Dou Sha, another popular candidate for "Xiao Da Idol's Love Object" is the face of the TNT girl group who had already met Xiao Li in the fruit TV draft - Apple Sister.
After hibernation for a period of time, taking advantage of Xiao Li's morning concert, he raised his eyebrows for the second time.
I crossed the mountains and the sea, and also passed through the sea of people, lost and disappointed, lost all directions, until I saw "Lalang" was the only answer.
What are you panicking about, if you can have an affair with Xiao Da idol, you have to be like a gourd baby saving grandpa, and send it in one by one, if you don't let me die, I will be anxious immediately.
"Why do you still need to ask more if you like apples? My apple girl is the unique little apple in the heart of the jujube!"
"I have long said that jujube and Apple sister did the show together last time, and they looked at it right now, is it okay for the man to confess directly? ”
"Ming Huanghuang shows his love in a high-profile manner, so he asks this boyfriend if you are tempted?"
"What's the swelling, my favorite man, teamed up with my most distressed girl, get in the car, the kind of door welded?"
Coincidentally, just when a group of netizens in Huaguo were shouting for Apple's sister to become naturalized in Huaguo and marry dates, it was also when another wave of melon-eating spectators had begun to seriously think about whether to carry out DNA export to neighboring countries and improve their genetic quality.
This itinerary was set by Gu Suixin two months ago. Thinking about the second concert in Japan, it is not too difficult to use the two days in the middle to go around in country K.
Because the first concert took a long time and consumed a lot of body, this trip to country K was originally low-key and low-key, and even the leaders of the fan club in country K did not get an official notice.
However, unexpectedly, as soon as the plane fell, before Xiao Li could walk across the bridge, the relevant staff of the airport had already come to contact Gu Suixin and asked Xiao Li to temporarily postpone the exit.
As for the reason for the delay, there is only one - there are more than N fans squatting outside the airport, and the entire airport has already been blocked from the pick-up gate to the parking lot. Although the airport dispatched a large number of manpower to try its best to maintain order on the scene, the person in charge of the airport could no longer sit still in the face of the elevator glass that was crowded by the crowd one after another, the rubber fences that were trampled by high heels one after another, and the slogans of support from the previous servants one after another.
Gu Suixin is a person who understands, in order to avoid negative news, and for the personal safety of his cub, he did not hesitate, and responded to the request of the airport, and pulled Xiao Lizao to hide in the VIP room with the makeup and costume bodyguard translator to wait for the notification.
"This time, I didn't notify the fan group to pick up the plane at all?
"There are a few flights from Nanshi to Hancheng every day. Perhaps, they squatted on every line?"
Xiao Da Idol had a confused expression on his face that he hadn't woken up, and his words were naturally just brains. Pull the mask first, purse your lips, press the brim of the baseball cap downward, and then put the hat that comes with the hoodie on the outside of the baseball cap, lean back, and get ready to sleep first.
Gu Suixin looked like "You are so stupid that I am too lazy to vomit badly", sighed, and said in a low voice: "The key is that no one should know that you are going to fly to Hancheng today, understand? What's more, how can there be so many people blocking one by one, and picking up the Yinpu Airport with few flights and small scale to block it?"
Xiao Lizao snorted, "It's the scalpers doing things again." Relying on my one-year flight information alone, I can help hundreds of bull demon kings get rid of poverty and become rich, and enter a well-off life. ”
After thinking about it, for fear that Gu Suixin would feel that his words were blamed, he shrugged his shoulders and looked relaxed.
"It's okay Mama Gu. Isn't it the same for flying around the country, it's okay, I can sleep anywhere. ”
Gu Sui sighed wistfully and patted Xiao Lizao's shoulder, "I'll pay more attention." If you can squint, just squint here for a while, I was so tired yesterday. While speaking, Gu Suixin beckoned the bodyguard Gao Dashan to hand over a jacket, and carefully covered Xiao Lizao on his knees.
Xiao Li hummed softly, thinking about last night, his heart was sweet and worried.
A large-scale confession scene was tossed into a large-scale funny scene. Xiao Li, who was half-asleep and half-awake, squatted in the corner with a little shyness, holding a rose, and while taking care of himself, he dubbed: She likes me, she doesn't like me, she likes me, she doesn't like me......
When the last sentence "She doesn't like me" came out, Xiao Da Aidou pouted and muttered with great resentment, "It's not that she doesn't like it, she must not have understood what I mean!"
Well, when this tour is over, I'm going to have to - go head-on, and confess directly!
It's a man, that's it!