075. Master, I am enlightened

"Brother Lu, do you need someone to copy your homework?"

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu, do you need someone to help bring the food? Do you need to accompany the toilet? Hey, Brother Lu, don't turn around, we can communicate more deeply!"

......

As soon as the class started, Liu Yang was like a spinning top of a motor spinning around Lu Chen.

Earlier, he was cursing people in circles in his heart, but now not only the name has changed, but even the pig on the scratch paper has been renamed QH.

Lu Chen just looked at him wordlessly as he was selling melons and boasting about himself, thinking that this product had just said with a sad face that he would not eat the food that came to him.

As a result, in the blink of an eye, he bent his waist for five buckets of rice.

That's all too true, right?

No, after Liu Yang chattered a lot, he half-squatted in front of Lu Chen's table at this time, and excitedly gestured with the word "five" and said, "Half a sheet, half a sheet is enough." ”

"No, you don't deserve the price. ”

Lu Chen casually sorted out the stationery textbooks on the table, raised his eyelids and glanced at him and said, "And my grades are better than yours, so there's no need." ”

"Harm, what's this? ”

Liu Yang didn't care about Lu Chen's merciless ridicule, but patted his chest with a "bang" and said imposingly: "As long as Brother Lu squeaks, I can go to the head for you and I can go to the head and stab the ground......"

"Stop! Don't tell me anything serious...... It's so Gay angry. ”

Looking at his small movement of rubbing his index finger, Lu Chen directly slapped the books for the next class on the table, and Liu Yang, who was still dreaming of money, ran back to his seat in a gloomy manner.

It's just that on the way back, Liu Yang smiled again: "Hey, Brother Lu, you misunderstood me, in fact, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, I just want to feel the joy of learning." ”

"Hehe, I'm about to believe what I say. ”

Lu Chenpi grinned without smiling, and then stopped paying attention to him.

But after a while, Liu Yang quietly poked Lu Chen's back and muttered, "That, Brother Lu, I'll ask you a question." ”

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Lu Chen raised his eyebrows, then turned his head and asked in a flat tone, "What's the problem?" ”

"Hey, hey. ”

However, Liu Yang didn't rush to ask first, only to see that he first glanced around squeezed, and after confirming that no one around was paying attention to this side, he covered his mouth with one hand and whispered:

"Brother Lu, you ...... Isn't that 'that'?"

"What's that?"

"Harm, that's it!"

Seeing Lu Chen's inexplicable expression, Liu Yang couldn't help but scratch his head anxiously and said:

"I used to see the in the fifth class next door, right to what they said viagra, I went, I hooked up with a few girls all day long, and I didn't blush. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Yang suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled meaningfully at Lu Chen: "So, Brother Lu, you won't ...... I'll wipe it, big brother, can you do it lightly?"

Before he could say anything, Lu Chen raised his hand and slapped his homework on his head, making him cover his head and hiss.

"You're going to beep again, next time it's a dictionary. ”

After saying this with a sneer, Lu Chen raised his eyebrows, and casually threw the exercise book back into the desk.

Seeing this, Liu Yang couldn't help but shrink his neck, and instead smiled and rubbed his sore head.

However, while he was rubbing, he was still smiling and grinning, but the smile on his face gradually solidified for some reason.

"Wait, ......"

I saw Liu Yang staring at Lu Chen for a few seconds, and then suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I see, I see!"

[Gain popularity +66 due to Liu Yang's admiration]

"Master, I've come to my senses!"

"What's that?"

Seeing his excitement as if he had discovered a new continent, Lu Chen frowned in confusion.

What kind of bull's head is not right for the horse's mouth?

What have you realized?

"Oh, how did my elm head realize!"

Liu Yang patted the table excitedly and said, "I've heard that there are men who deliberately pretend to be ...... in order to get close to girls."

Halfway through his words, when Liu Yang saw the cold light flashing in Lu Chen's eyes, he immediately silenced him, and muttered to himself: "High, this trick is really high!"

No wonder Lu Chen and Xia Zhu Wen Ruyu mixed so well and got together.

It turned out that this self-detonation method was used.

Tsk, is this the legend: join if you can't beat it?

One thing to say, Brother Lu is really awesome.

Thinking of this, Liu Yang couldn't help but show a little admiration to Lu Chen and said: "Ah, Brother Lu, you don't have to be shy, men, it's inevitable to be a little better, sometimes you have to use some special methods, we all know ......"

After speaking, Liu Yang also put on a look of "you know" in a shy, and then laughed.

However, Lu Chen didn't say a word about this, just turned around and rummaged through the desk.

"Hey, Brother Lu, what are you looking for?"

"Take my 800-page Mazin dictionary!"

......

After educating Liu Yang, it didn't take long for the last class in the morning to begin.

This class is a history class, which is a rare favorite subject for Lu Chen, so his mental state in class is extraordinarily concentrated.

On the contrary, it was Liu Yang, who was energetic before, but now he is frequently sleepy in class.

And after class, Lu Chen was not in a hurry to have lunch with Wen Ruyu and them this time.

Although Liu Yang's goods are a little bit two, what he said just now undoubtedly gave Lu Chen a wake-up call.

Although Lu Chen had deliberately kept his distance from the two of them in order to avoid suspicion and be quiet, how could this act of covering his ears and stealing the bell block the mouths of the people?

After all, in the concept of students, those who can often mix with girls are either lustful critics or sissies, not to mention that the possibility of being mistaken for the latter is obviously much greater.

If this is processed by those headline parties in the school, it is estimated that the next post that will blow up the campus forum will become this style of painting:

"Shocked! The campus goddess chose to "fall in love" with a in order to avoid harassment!

"After reading it, it was shocking! Lu Chen openly did indescribable things with Qiu Hang in the men's toilet!"

"Alas, is it so hard to be an unpopular salted fish these days?"

Muttering a sentence, Lu Chen pressed the temples on both sides of his forehead with some anxiety.

The way to resolve this situation at the moment is to quickly pull a man into the group to help him share the hatred.

But who is this candidate?

That Liu Yang just now?

No, that B is too sand sculpture to be a person who lowers his IQ.

So...... Huang Zijie?

This man is honest and honest, and he is indeed an ideal candidate.

But unfortunately, he seems to have some ulterior PY deal with Qiu Hang, so Lu Chen has to give up for the time being.

But if this plan is also rejected, then all that is left for you is ...... Accept reality?

......

......

Walking on the way to the cafeteria, Lu Chen suddenly nodded Wen Ruyu's shoulder, and then whispered mysteriously: "Come on, come on, see if I have an inner taste~"

Hearing this, Wen Ruyu tilted her head a little blankly: (*•ω•)?

"Don't worry, wait for me to brew a ......"

After speaking, Lu Chen suddenly poked out an orchid finger out of thin air in her puzzled gaze, and bewitchingly stroked the green silk that did not exist in front of her forehead.

“~~!!!”

Wen Ruyu's body shrank, and she subconsciously took a few steps to the side.

Lu Chen's sudden commotion made her, who had always been indifferent, feel a little scared.

"What's wrong with you......"

When she said this, Wen Ruyu's clear eyes looked around a few times with some nervousness.

But Lu Chen didn't stop there, I saw him purse his lower lip lightly, and then glanced at Wen Ruyu with charming eyebrows and said, "You might as well tell me, what do you think of my posture?"

"Uh, do you think ......" Wen Ruyu's expression flickered a few times in embarrassment.

However, although she was very confused about Lu Chen's behavior in her heart, when she saw Lu Chen's serious expression, she still pursed her lips and said softly:

"That's it...... It's disgusting. ”