125. Dumb and Agua (3)
At first, Xiao Da Idol looked confused, but when he looked sideways at Gu Suixin, he understood the hint, and then looked at the aggrieved little face with tears on the screen, and finally burst out with an understanding smile.
At first, the laughter was like water seeping from the ceiling, ticking and upsetting, but after a while, it became unrestrained and overwhelming, like a sea with a typhoon wave 100 meters high, making people want to die.
Jiang Zimu's lips twitched slightly, he gritted his teeth, and stared at the other side without blinking.
Hehe, it's so good, just because of himself, Xiao Da Idol, the No. 1 A in the universe who has been uniformly certified by fans from all countries, was stunned to smile a handsome face and laughed out of eighteen folds of thin-skinned big stuffing, completely throwing the idol burden into the abyss.
"Dear, keep laughing, I'm afraid you'll have a dislocated jaw. ”
Xiao Lizao was in a trance hahahaha~~~quack~~~
"Really, Goddess, is my understanding with Gu's mother true?"
"You, a smart person like you who dislikes other people's IQ every day, will be deceived?"
"Clam clam clam clam, looking at your expression, you must have taken a big fall, right?"
Xiao Lizao's deer blinked faster than a butterfly's wings.
"Come on, come on, this contestant, tell your story! Let the mentor see how miserable you are! If you really want to smell the tears of the sad witnesses, this mentor will definitely let you advance!"
"You kid!"
Gu Suixin glanced at his cub, and slapped Xiao Li on the back of his neck in the morning, the fans of Zaozilin are right, thanks to the good-looking appearance of this melon baby, otherwise he would have been beaten to death many times long ago.
"That, Zimu, ......"
"Don't listen to dates. What the hell is going on, you tell me, and I'll see if I can help. ”
"In case it's really some kind of replicable scam, you talk about it, let's call the police in time and draw inferences from others, so that others don't fall for it again. ”
Jiang Zimu's mouth pursed, his eyes closed, and his whole face was about to fall to the ground.
"That's it...... It's just that WeChat was added, and it was ...... privately I've met a few times. ”
"Then let's ...... Two days ago, the girl said...... He said that he was in some trouble and needed to borrow money...... So ......."
Before the words fell, Mr. Xiao leaned forward and back happily again, and slapped his thigh.
How to say it, the pain of Jiang Shenpo is simply the source of happiness for Xiao Da idol. I don't know why, how can I watch the other party eat deflated, and my calm and cold heart can instantly be high-spirited and stage the founding ceremony?
"God...... Goddess, ahem, ahem. ”
"Just... A stingy miser like you, who is so kind to help, would take out the money that went into your pocket and give it away for nothing?"
"The key, is it still someone who doesn't know you very well?"
"Ah, Xiao Lizao!"
Jiang Zimu rolled his huge eyes and hugged his arm to his chest, "What's the drop? I'm just helping others, I'm just generous, I'm being deceived, how-what-drip-ah?!"
Jiang Zimu's eye knife, thousands of miles away, is still full of killing intent.
"No, nothing...... It's good if you're happy. ”
Seeing this, Xiao Da Idol immediately sat up straight, put his hands on his knees, and sat in a standard baby sitting posture.
Gu Suixin pursed his lips, on the one hand, he planned to explain more to the domestic public relations, so as not to let other fans suffer the same loss, and on the other hand, he looked at the pitiful face on the screen, and had to find some soft words to comfort him in time.
"Zimu, it's okay, it's okay. ”
"The amount of loss shouldn't be big, right?"
Jiang Zimu raised one hand and shook his five fingers.
"Five...... Five hundred?"
Hearing the caution in Gu Suixin's voice, Jiang Zimu pursed his mouth, weakness and a little crying.
"Five thousand. ”
"Uh...... Oh, it's okay, it's okay. ”
Gu Suixin said this on his lips, but in his heart he shook his head into a rattle It shouldn't be, Jiang Zimu, who I know, was deceived by someone for fifty, which is a lot of money.
Gee.
Maybe, if you stay with dates for a long time, your IQ will inevitably be implicated.
While thinking, Gu Suixin quietly moved his ass from Xiao Da Idol to the other end of the sofa.
Jiang Zimu nodded slightly, and he also made psychological hints.
"Well, not much, it doesn't matter. ”
That's weird!
For you, it's not much, but for me, who is weak and pitiful, five dollars will be distressed.
Listening to Jiang Zimu's words insincerely, and then looking at the vivid interpretation of "cats and cats are unhappy" with that little face, Xiao Da Idol's abdominal muscles were very good at choosing the right time to tremble, his body trembled, and it was a loud and powerful "hahaha" with full lung capacity.
"Ouch...... Ouch no...... Laugh at me hahaha. ”
"You iron rooster, how much hair has been lost now!"
"A guy who cares about dozens of dollars and hundreds of dollars, and half of the 10,000 yuan was cheated at once?"
"Goddess, think about it carefully, rounding up, you are equivalent to a loss of 100 million!"
"Hey, I don't know how many durian pizzas can I buy for 5,000?"
"If it's a self-service hot pot, it's estimated enough for you to eat for a winter. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lizao had another goose cry, laughing until the meteorological station issued a thunderstorm warning. With one hand on his stomach, Xiao Da Idol tilted his body, reached out and touched the tissue on the side, covering his nose with thick branches and leaves.
Fortunately, this cosmic idol was on the verge of laughing out of the snot bubble, and took timely measures to save the handsome image and keep the sweet dream of more than a billion girls pink.
Xiao Lizao understands you, so he can insert a knife in your most painful place.
Jiang Zimu's current situation, I want to wash him, can it be regarded as legitimate defense?
Ding Dingding, who was outside the camera, listened to Xiao Lizao's extremely infectious magic hahaha, to be honest, he couldn't help but want to follow the resonance a little, but when he glanced at Jiang Zimu's head and the back was on fire, he could only endure it for the time being, trotted to the kitchen, felt out a bottle of chilled strawberry fruit wine, and thought about lowering the anger of his girlfriend.
Jiang Zimu took the wine, opened the lid boldly, and blew directly into the bottle.
Two bites, sweet and refreshing.
"I was cheated of money, who is to blame?
Jiang Zimu let out a long sigh.
"Who lied to me, and not a fan of your Jujube Forest?"
"If you borrow money, you have to buy tickets for your concert! I'd rather cheat, but I also have to dig up money everywhere, and throw money to get your Xiao Lizao's mobile phone number!"
"I didn't rely on you to make you lose money, even if it's humanitarian, are you embarrassed to watch the play with me hahaha?"
Xiao Lizao rolled his eyes, thinking about the physical distance between himself and Jiang Zimu, and then looking at Gu Suixin, who had been pressing the formation by his side, especially, after Ding Dingding's friendship appeared, Mr. Xiao's mouse gall inexplicably swelled.
"Goddess, do you want to touch porcelain?
"In this matter, the blame is only on you for not knowing people with your eyes, listening to credulity, and you can't keep your own money. ”
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu naturally became angry, and he didn't care about the other people on the side, his fingers curled, and he pointed at Xiao Lizao and said, "You...... Are you a waste collector? What kind of virtue do your fans have?"
Xiao Da Idol pouted and shook his head.
"If you really want to say that, you dignified Jiang Zimu, who has always been brave and resourceful, and a high-IQ scholar, actually let a scrap defraud 5,000 yuan, you are not ashamed, I, the father of the gold owner, are all ashamed of you. ”
Gu Suixin saw that he had to come out to play the round by himself. raised his hand to grab Xiao Da idol's ear, but he was reluctant to be ruthless, shook slightly, and smiled embarrassedly at Jiang Zimu on the screen.
"That's it, nothing else. ”
"Zimu, is it possible to recover the money?
"Thank you, Sister Gu, for your concern. ”
Jiang Zimu smacked his lips, his eyes fluttering and a little out of focus.
"There should be everything, but as far as I know now, it's useless. ”
"That girl, borrowing money everywhere, the financial company has basically been masturbated by her, and it is estimated that there are a lot of private loans like mine. If the creditors are waiting in line to get the money back, it is estimated that when it is my turn, the girl will not be able to pay for it. ”
When Gu Suixin heard this, he shook his head.
"And what are you going to do?"
"I can only forget it. ”
Jiang Zimu shrugged, "Eat a trench and grow wise, just be careful in the future." ”
"As for that girl, tsk," Jiang Zimu took a sip of wine, "just leave it to fate." Anyway, I'm never going to throw her a dime more. ”
"If she can repent, that's it, if she doesn't come to her senses, I only want ......"
"There will be no one else who will pay for her. ”
Huh?
Xiao Da idol's head was biased, and he effortlessly broke free from Gu Suixin's clamping.
His eyes were dripping, and his ears keenly captured the essence of Jiang Zimu's last sentence.
Hehe, this goddess, don't want anyone to give that girl any more money?
The first thing to dislike is to do it, and to do it the other way around. Isn't what she doesn't want to do?
"The ......"
"The loan she owes, I'll help her pay it back!"
Xiao Da Idol looked inexplicably proud, and smiled with true feelings.
Yo~~~
Jiang Zimu was stunned for a moment, subconsciously moved his face back, stretched out his hand, and handed the remaining half bottle of wine forward.
"Dear, you drank high last night, and got up early today? Your brain is rotten, and your IQ has fallen?"
"Come, take a sip of wine, sober up the water!"
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