Chapter 807 - Masturbated

"You said you were watching from the side just now?" Lin Hai didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment, an old face couldn't cry or laugh, and his expression was indescribably wonderful.

Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai's strange appearance, and her two beautiful eyes became more and more puzzled.

"What the hell are you doing, tell me quickly! Why did I see it, my heart is about to jump out, and my whole body is hot, I have no strength at all, and there is a very strange feeling, which is unspeakably uncomfortable......"

"Isn't it, the sex education in the underworld is so bad?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while, Chu Lin'er really didn't understand, but thinking of Chu Lin'er's identity, he felt that it was natural for her not to understand.

After all, she is a princess, who has nothing to do, dare to tell her this, unless her head doesn't want it.

Looking at Chu Lin'er, his face flushed, his breath was short, and his eyes were full of temptation, Lin Hai suddenly smiled evilly.

"Do you really want to know?" Lin Hai raised an eyebrow at Chu Lin'er.

Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai's evil face, and an alarm suddenly rose in her heart, but her strong curiosity still made her unable to speak.

"Say it quickly, don't hide it!"

"Hey, hey...... Lin Hai laughed evilly, "It's actually nothing, it's just a game, it can strengthen the body, delight the body and mind, and is loved by people of all ages." ”

"How about it? Do you dare to give it a try? My brother can play with you for free." Lin Hai smiled evilly and teased Chu Lin'er.

Chu Ling'er's lips opened lightly, hesitated for a moment, and finally ruthlessly.

"Just try, what's not to dare?

"Uh...... "Now it's Lin Hai's turn to be stunned, Nima, brother is just a joke, this stupid girl really wants to try?

"That, forget it!" Lin Hai was intimidated, it was okay to take advantage of it, but he didn't dare to borrow his courage from Chu Lin'er.

That's the princess of the underworld, if she is really so confused, she is circled and forked by herself, and the old guy of King Chujiang has to come out of the ground and castrate himself!

"No, just try it!" As a result, Lin Hai confessed, but Chu Lin'er quit, sat up from the bed, stared at Lin Hai with a shiny eyes, and looked eager to try.

"Hey, what are you going to do!" Lin Hai hurriedly clasped his hands to his chest and made a pitiful look.

Chu Lin'er had a bewitching smile on his face and slowly walked towards Lin Hai.

"You, don't come here, I'm going to shout rudeness if I come over again!" Lin Hai got out of bed and ran to the living room with a strange scream.

"Well, you are from your aunt!" Chu Lin'er's eyes were shining, and he directly threw Lin Hai on the sofa, and his two long full and elastic legs straddled Lin Hai's stomach and pressed Lin Hai under him.

"I'll go, you're really playing, help, it's rude!"

At this moment, a gust of wind rushed in from the balcony window.

Lin Hai and Chu Lin'er were suddenly startled, and they all turned their heads to look.

I saw a big bird fly in, and there was a strange-looking teddy on his back, which was Ah Hua and Xiaohong.

"Nima, don't take the usual path!"

Ah Hua jumped off Xiaohong's back, jumped to the sofa, looked at Lin Hai and Chu Lin'er in an indecent posture, stared at the two dogs, and was immediately stunned.

"Dad, Princess Lin'er, I found out about your adultery, you won't kill me, right? If there is really only one way to die, before I die, I beg you, find me a gentle and beautiful, I choose to die comfortably!"

Ah Hua tilted her neck and made a generous appearance of dying, but a huge wing directly flapped behind her, and Ah Hua flew up and hit the wall, falling to the ground and screaming.

"You have no conscience, you still think about the, isn't the old lady better than the? You go back to the house for me, the old lady will let you see and understand!"

Xiaohong flew over, fanned Ah Hua into the guest room next to her with one wing, followed up with herself, and slammed the door shut.

"Help, it's rude!" suddenly came from Ah Hua's wail in the guest room, which was tragic and miserable.

"Hey, hey, let your rogue dog talk nonsense here, it's cool, right?" Listening to Ah Hua's scream, Lin Hai had a wicked smile on his face.

"Okay, now that no one is messing around, let's continue!" Chu Lin'er's eyes lit up and licked his sexy tongue towards Lin Hai.

"Don't, it's rude!" Lin Hai's miserable howl suddenly echoed throughout the living room......

The two of them had enough trouble, Chu Lin'er sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, with a smug look on her pretty face, while Lin Hai sat in the corner with her hands on her chest, her eyes full of tears, and she looked aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law.

"From today on, you will be my person!" Chu Lin'er glanced at Lin Hai and said proudly.

"If you want to be beautiful, you can get my body, but you can't get my heart. Lin Hai looked aggrieved and said indignantly.

"Giggles!"

Chu Lin'er laughed so hard that she almost spurted blood when she saw Lin Hai.

"If you want to say that, then I have to do it again!" Saying that, Chu Lin'er was about to pounce towards Lin Hai again.

"Hey, have you made enough trouble!" Lin Hai was so frightened that he hurriedly stood up, looking guarded.

"If you have something to say, don't mess with me, be careful to wake up Xinyue, how can you let my brother explain when the time comes!"

Seeing Lin Hai's serious face, Chu Lin'er didn't continue to mess around, and glanced at Lin Hai with two beautiful eyes.

"I came here today to tell you, seventy-two earths, and people have helped you get another one!"

"Wow, really, that's great!" Lin Hai was immediately overjoyed when he heard this.

"How is the king of the people?" Chu Lin'er suddenly came over, stared at Lin Hai with those extremely bewitching eyes, and asked.

"Uh...... It's coming, it's coming!" Lin Hai smiled awkwardly, a little weak-hearted.

"You have to hurry!" Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai with some resentment, and said with a small mouth.

"Don't worry, what my brother promised you will be done naturally. ”

Seeing Lin Hai say this, Chu Lin'er was relieved.

"By the way, the last time I caught ghosts, I should have rewarded you with a lot of yin virtue points, have you been promoted again?" Chu Lin'er suddenly asked with a smile.

"Yin Virtue Point?" Lin Hai couldn't help but be stunned, "Didn't you see a reward for Yin Virtue?"

"Impossible!" Chu Lin'er said, "That ghost has a higher level, and there must be a lot of Yin Virtue points rewards." ”

"Really not!" Lin Hai couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to check it.

"I'll go!" Lin Hai didn't care about this, and suddenly found that not only did he not have the Yin virtue point, but he also didn't even have the Yin official position in the underworld.

"What's going on?" Lin Hai was a little confused.

Chu Lin'er also looked strange and didn't know why.

"Why don't you ask Ma Mian?"

Lin Hai hurriedly found Ma Mian's WeChat, edited a message and sent it over.

Little Foolish Fairy: Why is Brother Ma's official position gone?

Ma Mian: The reform of the personnel system of the prefecture, you have been masturbated.

"My day!" Lin Hai was suddenly unhappy, although he didn't want to be the Yin Si of this Laoshizi Difu, but he was masturbated for no reason, and he was not happy.

Little Foolish Fairy?: Why did you masturbate your brother?

Ma Mian: Because you didn't arrive at the roll call!

Little Fool Fairy: No one notified me of the roll call?

Ma Mian: That's because Brother Ma I deliberately leaked you, hahaha, are you angry?

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai's face suddenly darkened, and it turned out to be Ma Mian, a bastard, who was making trouble in the middle.

Little Fool Fairy: Are you tired of being alive?

Horse Noodles:

Lin Hai looked at the cheap expression on the screen, and his nose was crooked, this TD is still an emoji sent to you by my brother, and now I actually take it out to anger my brother, and it can't cure you?

Little Fool Fairy: I'm going to tell you about prostitution!

Little Foolish Fairy: You wait, Lao Tzu will go to school first, and then I will clean you up after school!

Little Fool Fairy: Don't be afraid, child, I'm making medicine for you, and your medicine can't be stopped!

Little Fool Fairy: 110? There are people here pretending to be forced, and the scene is out of control!

Little Fool?: You're not just a problem here, but also a problem below!

......

Lin Hai directly threw over with a series of expressions, and Ma Mian knelt on the spot.

Ma Mian: Brother, please, send two more sets of emojis!