Chapter 13: The Lord of Ink can only thunder the law
Late at night, Su Mo finished eating, took a bath, lay on the bed, and made up a hundred-word WeChat with the title: "How to hatch eggs?"
Immediately, she sent this WeChat out and sent it to Si Lijun's WeChat, along with a bunch of practices on how to scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, and steamed eggs.
Although she has no conscience as the master of the Heavenly Tribulation, she has a sense of responsibility and dedication.
So, in order to complete her deal of selling eggs, Su Mo thought about how to use eggs and handed over the use method to Si Lijun.
After compiling WeChat, the reading lamp sandwiched by Su Mo's bedside only left a quiet light, reflecting the picture of the VR brochure, and he looked down at the ears of wheat who got out of bed, and he was already asleep.
So, Su Mo put down his mobile phone, jumped out of bed, found a random door, opened it, walked in, "snapped", and disappeared......
Rumor has it that the world behind the door is sometimes not what you normally see.
Perhaps one day, you will open the door and enter another world.
But when you open a door with anticipation, and you always see the ordinary world before, you will cry and say: fairy tales are all lies!
It's just the wrong way you opened it, though.
It's like as soon as Su Mo opened it, he walked into that barren world, the so-called "Heavenly Tribulation World".
This is the third time she has come in today, and the first two times she passed by, using the Heavenly Tribulation World as a springboard, shuttling between her own house and the gate of Si Lijun's house.
Obviously, this approach is dragged and arrogant, and it is not difficult for Si Lijun to be shocked, why someone can appear at the gate of his house inexplicably.
Because of the Heavenly Tribulation World, it's really a bug.
Other monks, gods and goddesses, no matter where they go. Either the sword flies, or the clouds fly through the fog, there are traces to be seen, but Su Mo is different.
She owns the World of the Tribulation, and the World of the Tribulation is omnipresent.
As long as she wants, she can come out of the Heavenly Tribulation World and appear anywhere, up to the Nine Heavens and Clouds, and down to the Yellow Spring Netherworld.
Therefore, she doesn't care about flying clouds and fog and flying clouds... Well, actually, she can't even fly.
Walking in the familiar world of Heavenly Tribulation, Su Mo reached out and touched it, it was still the familiar taste, the familiar scenery, and the world where the farts were not cold.
At this time, there was a sound in the palace, and only a strong and stupid baritone voice shouted: "Grab the landlord!"
"Don't rob, don't double. β
Su Mo: "......"
It seems that in the 4,000 thousand years that she has been away, the three fools have lived as comfortably as usual.
With a flash of thought, Su Mo walked into the palace and saw three heavenly demons, red, green, and purple, with ancient characters engraved on their backs, respectively written "Heavenly Demon No. 1", "Heavenly Demon No. 2", and "Heavenly Demon No. 4", sitting together to fight the landlord.
"Ahem. Su Mo stood in front of the temple door and coughed.
However, the three heads did not reply: "Don't argue, don't you see what cards I'm struggling with?"
"Out of three aces with two queens. Seeing this, Su Mo walked directly behind the red-skinned No. 2 Heavenly Demon with his hands.
When the No. 2 Heavenly Demon heard this, he decisively played the third generation two, turned his head and laughed, looked at Su Mo, and said: "Yo, my lord, you can also play cards, I thought you would only go to the world with one move." β
As soon as the words fell, Su Mo kicked Heavenly Demon No. 2 out of the temple gate.
I saw that the Heavenly Demon No. 2 took off into the air and drew a series of lightning amplitudes, and the electric light exploded very brightly, shouting at the same time, while flying farther and farther, until it became a small star, and the voice was still faintly floating in the air: "I'll just say my lord, you can only thunder..."
Su Mo: "......"
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Small Theatre (non-text)
"Ding-dong. β
In the middle of the night, Si Lijun took out the phone, looked at the text message prompt that was still flashing fluorescent, opened it, and practiced it again: "How to hatch eggs?"
After watching it for a while, Si Lijun took the egg from the bedside, tangled, thinking, and embarrassed and stuffed the egg under the pillow.