Chapter 19: The Little Fat Man Counterattacks
Xiao Feng also felt amazing, this is not his obscene roommate Hua Kang in college, he hasn't been in touch for several months since he graduated, how can this kid be a teacher here.
"Hua Kang, how are you. Xiao Feng responded.
Hua Kang ran over pacing and patted Xiao Feng's arm, "I hate it, people call it Hua Rou now~"
Xiao Feng was dumbfounded, this kid really came out after graduation, although he knew that he was gay for a long time, but it was really difficult to accept this delicate posture that he saw with his own eyes, fortunately he didn't eat at noon.
Xiao Feng raised the yellow flyer in his hand, "I'm here to apply for a job." ”
Hua Rou looked surprised, there are really people who come to apply, everyone in the city knows that he is a rotten cram school that can't be worse, and he is the laughing stock of the entire school world, and no teacher has ever applied for it, but today Xiao Feng came.
The fat woman saw that Hua Rou looked like she had met someone else, she didn't care so much, "Even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu comes today, you have to give me an explanation and return the money!"
Hua Rou almost sat on the ground after hearing this, and said with a sad face: "Eldest sister, I only received 300 from you for a week of tutoring for your child, and now you still let me return the money, why do women suffer for women, woo woo." ”
Xiao Feng felt his scalp tingle and asked, "What's the matter?"
Hua Rou snorted and cried, and complained to Xiao Feng, "It's not easy for me to run this school, the fee is the lowest in the city, this eldest sister's child is too stupid, other cram schools don't accept it, only I accept it, I promised her three days so that her child can memorize the text, but this child just can't memorize it, you say how difficult it is for people, life is hard." ”
Xiao Feng looked at the fat woman's arrogant and unreasonable face, and then looked at her little fat son who was sitting on the table eating potato chips and watching the play, and said slowly: "I can let him memorize it in three minutes, can you forget it." ”
"What, three minutes, Xiao Feng, don't talk nonsense, the text has three pages, it's almost the same after reading it in three minutes, how can you memorize it." Hua Rou was so frightened that she didn't even wipe her tears.
The fat woman was also stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "It's really bragging, I Zhao Yu'e put my words here today, if you can let my baby memorize this text in three minutes, I will directly admit that you are the strongest in the city of Xintongfang Cram School, and I will help you buy publicity for free, but what if you can't do it?"
Xiao Feng didn't think about it, and replied decisively: "If you can't do it, I will accompany you to pay ten times the tuition fee." ”
Hua Rou was almost fainting, ten times, that's three thousand, where did he get so much money, this Xiao Feng is not confused.
Looking at Xiao Feng's indifferent look, Hua Rou held Xiao Feng's arm with both hands, with tears in her eyes, "Brother Xiao, even if my sister begs you, let me live." ”
...... by a man I don't know if it's a man's creature holding it, Xiao Feng's goosebumps fell to the ground, and he hurriedly pulled out his hand and said, "You guys go out first, the little fat man stays." ”
Hua Rou didn't leave, but she was still dragged out by Zhao Yu'e with a smile, after all, who wouldn't want to earn three thousand yuan for nothing.
At this time, there were only two people left in the room, Xiao Feng and Little Fat Man.
Xiao Feng looked at the little fat man, and the little fat man also blinked his eyes to look at Xiao Feng, chewing potato chips in his mouth and clicking.
"Do you like potato chips?" Xiao Feng asked the little fat man.
The little fat man nodded hurriedly, like a rattle.
Xiao Feng was very satisfied, with a warm smile on his face, "Very good, if you memorize this text in three minutes, I will ask your mother to buy you ten boxes of potato chips." ”
The little fat man's eyes lit up, but immediately dimmed again, and he bowed his head and said, "I can't carry it." ”
It's not that he doesn't want to memorize, it's just that his memory is too poor to memorize.
"It's okay if you can't memorize it, you can just read it once, and I'll buy it for you, how about it?" Xiao Feng coaxed and deceived the little fat man to cooperate with him.
The little fat man didn't say a word, he directly took out the textbook and began to read, "The first emperor started a business before half of it and the middle way collapsed......"
At the moment when he read the text, Xiao Feng activated his true qi and gathered qi into a needle, which directly stimulated the memory area of the little fat man's brain, making his memory instantly improve hundreds of times.
Outside the door, Zhao Yu'e kept running a stopwatch with her mobile phone.
"2:58"
"2:59"
"Smack!"
Zhao Yu'e directly pushed open the door and saw Xiao Feng standing on the podium with a smile on his face, while his son was still sitting in his seat and chewing potato chips with dull eyes.
"Hahaha, the liar takes the money!" Zhao Yu'e couldn't be too happy, someone gave her money for some reason, she was really lucky today, and she would go back and buy two big elbows for her son to make up for it.
Suddenly, her laughter stopped abruptly.
I saw the little fat man stop chewing potato chips, looked at the front and began to recite word by word, "The first emperor did not start a business and the middle way collapsed ......."
The air was suddenly quiet, and only the sound of the little fat man's endorsement remained, and Zhao Yu'e and Hua Rou Fangfo were suppressed by this endorsement, and they even held their breath.
A text was memorized like a stream, without a single pause or error.
"Oh my god, hell alive!" Hua Rou swallowed.