Chapter 188: Old Naughty Boy
"Headmaster, what are we going to do now?" Lin Xiangnan carried a black leather suitcase and followed behind Han Jue's ass like a little leper dog in his class.
"Let me ask you, what is the simplest and most effective way to solve the Nine Difficulties incident?" Han Jue held the steering wheel with one hand, and the driving skills of this seventy-year-old man were not inferior to Hyacinth.
"Strangle Liang Zhao, strangle the other two comrades! Pull these three bastards out and play Ding Ding a hundred times!"
"What a gentle child. Han Jue looked ahead and said casually, "If it were me, I would beat them to death, and then hang them naked on the TV tower, and write them with a black brush in black and bold font, bastards through the ages, immortal! Then stuff their arms into their buttocks, and expose them to the sun for seven days to become old bacon!"
Lin Xiangnan shuddered, and said in his heart that this old guy seems to be a lover of underworld novels or movies!
"There is a tablet in the association of Jinhai Port that is left over from the Ming Dynasty called the bronze armillary sphere. Han Jue said lightly: "This card is very interesting, it can search for something as big as an ant all over the world." ”
"Damn! In the Ming Dynasty, there was this kind of black technology comparable to satellites?" Lin Xiangnan said with a very disillusioned forehead.
"Don't underestimate the secret card master, haven't you even seen the ladder of becoming a god? Compared to the former, it doesn't seem to be a very incredible thing for the world to accurately track something!" Han Jue took out a bottle of liquor from the co-pilot's drawer and took a big sip.
"Headmaster...... You...... Isn't it not bad to take the lead in drunk driving. Lin Xiangnan said weakly.
No wonder the guys in the school are arrogant to death, it turns out that the ancestral upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked.
"Did I come from drinking? Who saw it? Where is the traffic police?" Han Jue gave him a triple question of the soul, and Lin Xiangnan was speechless.
"Take a sip?" Han Jue handed over the wine bottle, "Be brave, don't shout for a while." ”
"Aren't you just saying I'm a coward in disguise...... Lin Xiangnan muttered quietly, "Again, I still can't accept this disguised wet kiss." ”
"Okay, okay. Han Jue took back the wine bottle regretfully, "We're going to face Liang Zhao in a while, young man, show me your anger!"
"Angry, angry, angry, I'm angry, I'm going to burn!" Lin Xiangnan performed exaggeratedly and pompously.
"The acting is not very good. Han Jue shook his head, "It seems that I need to consider hiring a few teachers who teach acting to open a new course next semester." ”
"Don't, I'm so busy now!" Lin Xiangnan hurriedly said.
The high beams of the RV hit a round light plate on the ground, and the water on the ground could already reach the calves, except for this RV with a particularly high chassis and even a little exaggerated, Lin Xiangnan really couldn't think of any other car that could drive on such a road, let alone a car, now even if it was a rowing dragon boat.
"We're about to arrive......" Han Jue said lightly.
Where the headlights shone, there were countless dark human figures, and the fanatics were wandering aimlessly in the water, they were even more tricky than the card ghosts, which were evil spirits that had lost their life characteristics, and the fanatics were poor creatures who had lost their minds.
To be honest, the number of fanatics in Jinhai Port was far greater than Han Jue imagined, and he was a little afraid that his students would have something to lose, but he forgot that except for Lin Xiangnan, all of the two and one members present were dragons and phoenixes among the top 10,000 people.
"How did you do in shooting and gym? Han Jue glanced at Lin Xiangnan and asked.
"It's okay. Lin Xiangnan said hesitantly: "So-so, it's no problem to deal with ordinary people......
"Pick your own weapon under the back seat. Han Jue said, "I don't need it, choose a hero-level weapon you like." ”
"Fire Kirin or Thor? I don't care if I charge my money now? Actually, I like to say Overwatch the most. Lin Xiangnan complained, "The words heroic weapons are too dramatic, right?"
"Overwatch? is that heroine's ass particularly cocked game?"
"Clams, principal, do you know that?"
"The students used to take me to fight, and I think I was in the middle of 4,500 points, right? My favorite among them was Genji, and I had a Japanese friend who was very similar to him, and he also used a katana and shuriken somelike. Han Jue said indifferently.
"Ah, this ......" Lin Xiangnan was no longer able to complain, and the paragraph just now was simply full of slots.
"Headmaster, you're really ...... People are not old!" After holding back for a long time, Lin Xiangnan said weakly as he pulled out a small weapons museum from the car.
Pistols, rifles, long knives and daggers, and all kinds of murder weapons, Lin Xiangnan's heart was shocked, especially a shoulder-carrying bazooka in the corner, grandma's, what kind of school is this, the principal will carry an ICBM box and a bazooka with him!
"Some people say that games and Kamen Rider are men's romance!" Han Jue said unconcernedly, "Kamen Rider is okay, although I like it too, but now my arms and legs no longer support the poss that let me put the middle two." ”
Han Jue kept talking nonsense like this, and Lin Xiangnan was shocked when he listened to it.
"Headmaster......
"Huh?"
"Our roof...... It seems that a fanatic has climbed up......" Lin Xiangnan said weakly.
As soon as the words fell, there was a violent banging sound above the heads of the two, fortunately, the car was of good quality, and at the same time, Lin Xiangnan was also a little worried, even if the fanatic became normal, his hand would not be comminuted.
"Sit down!" Han Jue handsomely shook his long flowing hair, this thick hairline couldn't help but make Lin Xiangnan jealous.
The RV accelerated silently, Lin Xiangnan could clearly see that the pointer on the dashboard quickly rotated in a large circle in one second, and the speed reached two hundred and twenty miles per hour in an instant, and even reached the upper limit of the car.
The violent sound of the roof disappeared at once, and it was estimated that he was thrown out, Lin Xiangnan faintly saw a black shadow flying out of the car window, unless this person was born with divine power or descended from the earth, otherwise he would definitely be smashed at the moment of contact with the ground.