The pig is an extremely important animal for humans, far surpassing many other rare animals such as pandas, Siberian tigers, and many more. The sudden extinction of pandas and Siberian tigers would have little impact on human survival, but if pigs suddenly became extinct, it would be almost catastrophic.

Because it is not only edible, it is an important industrial raw material all over the body.

Therefore, whether it is a pig farmer or His Majesty the Emperor who has a special breed of pig, the disappearance of their pigs is naturally a very significant matter.

Although the pig is so important, in people's inherent impression, it is still an animal with many insulting labels, even if Zhou Nan is such a wise and martial emperor, it is difficult to avoid vulgarity, so Zhou Nan's pig ran away, and it is likely that it is not a pet pig that she raised, such as the king of fish of Jiang Fairy and the like.

It is almost certain that it was Ma Shilong's pig that ran away.

"Ma Shilong?" Qin Luming asked rhetorically, "Why did it run away?" Are you sure it ran away, not going out for a stroll or something?"

Qin Luming didn't think that Ma Shilong had the guts, it should know that for the duo of the Zhou Kingdom, who had all kinds of extraordinary means, the earth was not big, and there was no hiding place for it except obedience.

What's more, it is a pig, it also has a group of sows in the Loess Liang Dam, Ma Shilong will betray humans, but it is less likely that it will abandon its beloved sow.

"I summoned it, and it didn't respond. Zhou Nan took out his phone from his collar, clicked on the screen, and pointed to a few dial records.

Qin Luming saw that Zhou Nan had strung his mobile phone with a lanyard and hung it around his neck, and couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic, this is how he hung his first mobile phone around his neck when he was a child.

At that time, mobile phones were mainly feature phones, Qin Luming's mobile phone was a white custom mobile phone inlaid with diamonds, very small, and it was not easy to lose it when hung around the neck.

After all, the price of mobile phones was not cheap at that time, and there were many people who stole mobile phones and grabbed mobile phones, so it was not easy to lose and easy to use.

"It just didn't answer the phone. "It turns out that this is the case, Qin Luming understands it, there are only a few people in Zhou Nan's address book, who dares not to answer her phone? So Zhou Nan regarded Ma Shilong not receiving her call as if he had run away.

Zhou Nan frowned, "If it doesn't answer my phone, isn't it equivalent to running away?"

"No, not answering the phone may be due to not hearing, the phone is in silent mode, the power is out and off, etc. Qin Luming shook his head and explained to Ma Shilong realistically.

Although he didn't have a good impression of this pig, he hoped that Zhou Nan would think that Ma Shilong had escaped, and then go to arrest Ma Shilong and toss him, this was not what Qin Luming wanted, he was a kind person after all.

"I understand. Zhou Nan nodded, with no expression on his face, "In other words, it is the cause of my misunderstanding after all." It's no different from its intention to escape, its deliberate failure to respond to my call, I'm not looking for it for the time being, and I'll punish it when it returns. ”

"How are you going to punish it?" Fairy Jiang said with great interest, "Will you punish with divine punishment?" Surely you won't, divine punishment is a rank suppression divine technique that can only be used by a god whose rank is equal to or greater than that of a god, and the emperor of the ordinary world can only cast an imperial edict at most. ”

"That's enough, divine punishment or imperial edict are just names, and they can achieve the effect no matter what it's called. Zhou Nan disagreed, tiptoed to look into the kitchen, "Qin Jun, do you make bacon rice to eat today?"

Qin Luming was very suspicious that Ma Shilong's disappearance was not an important matter for Zhou Nan, at least she didn't need to run over early in the morning to seek Qin Luming's advice, she was probably here to eat and drink, just like she went back after a supper last night.

"I usually don't eat bacon rice in the morning...... In fact, it is fried bacon with green pepper and white rice noodles, and the bacon rice is not like that. Qin Luming explained, "The ingredients for cooking at home turned into a monster and flew away, only the fish I bought yesterday and the ingredients I bought in the supermarket made do." ”

"That's right. Fairy Jiang said loudly and nodded with satisfaction, Qin Luming was more intelligent today, probably because he had a sense under the aura of the God King and opened his wisdom.

Zhou Nan glanced at Fairy Jiang suspiciously, and pulled out the hammer from behind him, but he still didn't hammer himself, he shouldn't abuse the technique of Daigo empowerment to understand some of Fairy Jiang's words, at present, it seems that Fairy Jiang, the god king, is not as recorded in the legendary classics, "with a heavenly constitution in his mouth, and his words follow the law", Fairy Jiang's performance many times is no different from those two pseudo-gods.

Zhou Nan's doubts were only a small problem: Qin Luming was obviously talking nonsense, but Fairy Jiang was proud, and there must be something strange in it.

The real situation is very likely that Fairy Jiang has eaten all the ingredients, and Qin Luming had to casually find a reason to explain why there is no bacon rice to eat today.

Zhou Nan secretly recorded this matter, and Fairy Jiang not only hindered Zhou Nan's plan to colonize the world, but also made Zhou Nan not eat bacon rice today.

"I'll make fishmeal, one fried egg in lard and one steamed egg in bald butter per person. Qin Luming said to Zhou Nan, "Is Your Majesty dining here?"

Zhou Nan nodded.

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Ma Shilong woke up in his sleep, only to feel hearty and comfortable, as if returning to the days of drunken dreams and death in the Loess Ridge Dam, the muscles of the whole body relaxed, the neck was comfortably pillowed with a soft meat cushion, the fragrance in his arms was fragrant, he took a deep breath, a warm and moist breath.

When it opened its eyes, it saw the ceiling overhead, the chandeliers, the paintings on the walls, the color of the furniture, the whole color of Tiffany blue, and the white clouds floating outside the window, and the whole city landscape could be seen from the bed.

There is no doubt that this is a high-end hotel, Ma Shilong looked at the two women lying beside him on the left and the right, and sighed softly, the pig sage Zhu Bajie still flirted with fairies and goblins, and took the lead in opening cross-racial love, and he had a relationship with a human woman, which is also a romantic story.

Thinking about it this way, Ma Shilong doesn't have much disgust and antipathy, don't human beings like people's mothers?

Ma Shilong remembered that he had seen a man's mother's fan, the male protagonist was caught by a spider girl with eight legs, and the male protagonist actually had a desire for the spider girl and was discovered by the spider girl.

I'm not as perverted as the actor.

"Gu Gongzi, you are so brave!" At this time, the fair-complexioned, plump pig-like woman next to her woke up, with a comfortable smile on her face.

Plump as a pig, this word is not derogatory, for Ma Shilong it is the highest compliment to a human woman.

It was a wise decision to choose this hotel last night, because at least the bed in a high-end hotel is very sturdy, and the weight of three people adds up to almost 600 pounds, and the shelf bed and plank bed of an ordinary hotel simply cannot bear the weight that exceeds its design to bear.

"Not to mention bravery, he is definitely a man like a god of war. The other woman opened her eyes and laughed heartily.

The corners of Ma Shilong's mouth curled up into an indifferent arc, and he chuckled, "Two beauties, what are you pretending to be well-informed? Although it was ridiculous last night, I can see that it is also the first time for you. ”

The two women glanced at each other across Ma Shilong, both a little embarrassed and embarrassed, if Ma Shilong didn't say it, how would they know that the other party was too?

The first time a girl and a man slept together in such a ridiculous way, there is no doubt that it is not a perfect experience for girls who have never tasted men and women before.

Who hasn't naively fantasized about the most romantic scenes? It's just that many girls deliver hastily for the first time, sometimes because they are not ready, sometimes they know how to distinguish between fantasy and reality, and sometimes they feel that they don't have so many requirements with the person they like, and they just want to meet his urgency.

This situation also makes many men angry, she delivered it for the first time in a small hotel next to the school, but she asked her marriage partner to prepare a house and car gifts, so that she could untie her clothes, why?

This situation has nothing to do with the two women in the bed.,The fat body makes ordinary men like chicks in front of them.,Elementary school gradually awakened to a good impression of the opposite sex.,But no boy will be interested in them.。

They don't have the opportunity to go to the small hotel next to the school with the boys, and sometimes they want to attract the boys' attention, so they can only bully them and push them against the wall and ask, "Do you have a girlfriend? ”

When they grow up and leave school, they tend to be heterosexual insulators in the social activities of men and women, and many ridicules and jokes about obesity are either subtle or direct, and can only be passed by a smile full of flesh on the face.

But I still want to enjoy the various mentalities and emotional catharsis of ordinary girls when facing boys, so I can only choose to be a curtain blade, boxing on Weibo, and shouting at my husband.

Who would have thought that they would meet a handsome rich second generation like Gu Gongzi who only existed in their fantasies?

Isn't such a man the Kaizi that those celebrities dream of? How could it be their turn? So in such an unreal feeling, they walked into this hotel with him last night and spent a night of upheaval.

He didn't even dislike their slightly chubby bodies of more than 200 pounds, and his eyes showed sincere praise and appreciation.

He was so gentlemanly and gentle, he was definitely not comparable to the usual taunts who mocked them.

The two girls looked out the window together, the white clouds were like cotton, just like his eyes were soft.

"Don't worry, I won't admit it with my pants on. From today onwards, you will be my woman. Ma Shilong sat up, his posture was lazy, but his eyes were resolute, even if he was a pig, he had a male sense of responsibility and insistence on commitment.

"We ...... Are we?" One of the girls on the left looked at Ma Shilong in surprise, and then at the other girl.

"Maybe high society is like that......" another girl whispered.

They are also a little hesitant, now the mood is a little chaotic, they have never had such an experience in their lives, to say that it is absolutely impossible to say that they will never miss it again, but they have a bit of a feeling that the three views have been impacted, and they are at a loss for a while.

"Today I will take you to experience the life of being my woman. Ma Shilong pulled up the quilt to cover the three of them, and smiled, "I'll go to ...... in a while."

The two girls were coquettish.