Chapter 144: Dinner Tonight (Fourth Update, Ask for Subscription)
The sick number is full of doubts.
"Doctor, I just have a headache, what's wrong?"
"Misdiagnosis and misdiagnosis!"
Wang Zhichu shook his head.
Worried emotion.
"Huh, what's the misdiagnosis?"
The sick number was suppressed.
Become anxious.
"Hey......"
Wang Zhichu shook his head and sighed.
See this at the beginning of the king.
The sick number is even more anxious.
A look of doubt about life.
I have become unconfident in my speech.
The weak asked, "Doctor, can I still be saved for this disease, can I still be cured?"
"Hey......"
Wang Zhichu still sighed and asked, "Do you remember what I just said to that young man?"
"Prepare for the aftermath. ”
"That's right, I know a funeral home, and I can introduce it to you when the time comes, and the price can be cheaper. ”
Wang Zhichu patted the sick number on the shoulder.
Turn around.
Walk towards the third patient number.
The third sick person panicked.
Sweating.
One ward, three patient numbers, two have been seen, and both of them have been arranged for the aftermath.
You won't be in the footsteps, will you?
The third patient was panicked and panicked.
Without waiting for the king to speak.
Trembling.
Hurriedly answered.
"Doctor, I'm just cutting a bun and skin, so I don't need to prepare for the future, right?"
"Hey, hey. ”
Wang Zhichu smiled and said, "Congratulations, you have learned to answer."
It seems that your condition is not serious, and you don't need to prepare for the future. ”
"Whew!"
The sick man let out a long sigh of relief.
"Why are you cutting your bread and skin?"
Suddenly.
Wang Chuchu's face was flat.
Asked seriously.
"Huh?"
The sick number panicked again and said, "If it's too long, just cut it!"
"Cut the skin of a bun and be hospitalized, how much money is burned!"
Patient number: "......"
This sick man also wants to curse.
Uncle's!
Do you care if Lao Tzu is hospitalized?
Moreover, Lao Tzu's hospitalization is to send money to your hospital, why are you not happy?
"When did you cut it off?"
"Yesterday!"
"Although everything was fine, the stitches were removed well, and there were no symptoms of inflammation, the doctor still let me stay for two more days for observation. ”
He will give it all.
I only hope to block Wang Chuchu's mouth.
Let it not ask.
He thought he had taken the initiative to say everything.
The king will be gone at the beginning.
Who's going to think about it......
The king came to him at the beginning.
The distance between the two was less than half a meter.
"Where's your bag and skin?"
Wang Zhichu asked very seriously.
Serious.
Immediately.
The sick number was clouded.
What's the problem?
How do I know where my foreskin went?
This question is inexplicable and inexplicable.
Time.
The whole room was quiet.
The atmosphere also became awkward.
Groov!
The trainee nurse's heart fluttered.
Although I am a trainee nurse, this kind of question should be asked by a doctor?
I haven't learned, I've never seen, and I've never heard of it!
Several patients and their family members next to them were sluggish again.
Eyes widened.
Stared at the beginning of the king's life.
The atmosphere didn't dare to gasp.
They also become overwhelmed.
It's all cut off.
Hell knows where it went!
They were waiting to see how the sick man would answer.
"Answer my question!"
At the beginning of the king, he moved forward again.
Put your face in front of the sick number.
The faces of the two were a few centimeters apart.
When you see it, you have to kiss each other.
was stared at like this by the king.
He panicked even more.
More confused. Night Night Chinese
The brain went blank.
This moment.
Three philosophical questions flashed through his mind.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I doing?
Goo!
Sick with a difficult swallow.
They looked at each other for about two or three minutes.
The sick number finally couldn't help it.
"Uh...... Half is still on me, half is cut off, should be at the doctor's. ”
Burst!
This answer is absolutely amazing!
The trainee nurse didn't hold back.
Laugh out loud.
The rest of the sick and their families are holding back.
"That's a good answer!
The king retreated.
The sick man was relieved.
Relieved again.
He felt like he had just come off the tiger bench of the little devils during the anti-Japanese period.
Just when he thought it was all over.
Wang Chuchu's words frightened him so much that he almost fell out of bed.
"Tell me to go down, find the bag and skin of this sick number, and then ...... Put it in the broth and add a meal tonight so everyone in the hospital can taste it!"
Burst!!!!!!
it!
Groove !!
The sick name: "......"
Nurse Trainee: "......"
Everyone in the ward: "......"
This moment.
Their worldview has collapsed!
Are all hospitals so vigorous now?
Is this how all the ingredients in the hospital come from?
Do doctors nowadays say such things?
Nima!
Is this a human thing?
"Don't be nervous, it's all normal!"
Wang Zhizhi waved his hand.
soothes everyone's fast-beating hearts.
"There was a patient who cut his intestines before, and our hospital added food, dry pot fat intestines, very fragrant!"
Depend on!!!
It's too ruthless!
Cut off the intestines and eat the fat intestines in a dry pot?
And what about gouging out the kidneys?
Skewered kidneys?!!!
It's not too late.
Wang Zhichu looked at the sick number in front of him carefully.
"Later, I'll send someone to bring you some sexy magazines and island action movies.
You don't do anything these days, just watch this.
The more you see, the better!
"I ......"
This sick number mentality is about to explode.
Although Lao Tzu is not a doctor, Lao Tzu also knows common sense!
Just had the stitches removed.
Just look at these things.
Nima's won't fall apart?
"Doctor, aren't you afraid of falling apart?"
The sick man didn't hold back.
asked cautiously.
"Don't be afraid!
"Huh? Why?"
"This is your patience to sit still!"
Wang Chuchu smiled and said, "Don't panic, and don't listen to other doctors' nonsense."
During this period, it is necessary to watch more of these things.
The more you see, the better, and train your endurance.
If it breaks, it doesn't matter, we'll sew it up for you for free.
After sewing, you look again, collapse again, and look again......
So repeatedly, you can definitely put endurance.
When the time comes, even if those supermodels strip naked and sit in your arms, you won't waver!"
“......”
In the stunned eyes of everyone.
Wang Chuchu left the ward!
No one noticed that Wang Chuchu left.
Because they are still in the blindfold!
I don't know how long it took.
Finally.
One after another, they came back to their senses.
"Damn, did that doctor just say human words?"
"What's that doctor's name?"
"It seems to be called He Jin, he was in a hurry to leave me just now, and I saw his badge.
Uncle, I will remember him for the rest of my life!
This bastard is going to take my bun and skin to cook soup and drink!"
"I just had a cold, and I was asked to prepare for the future!"
"Complain, complain, complain, how can there be such scum in the hospital!"
"I'm going to get out of here, what a broken hospital, there is such a doctor, I can't stay for a minute!"
......
......
The shouting and scolding continued.