Chapter 1: Xiao Yu
Xiao Yu slowly opened his eyes, and saw Ye Qing skillfully reaching behind her skirt with both hands, easily pulling up the zipper behind her, and then tugging at her waist again, straightening the skirt, and then not looking back.
"I'll go back to the classroom now, there will be a lot of people outside before nine o'clock, and after nine o'clock, you can find a chance to get out!"
Xiao Yu was silent for a while, glanced at his torn jeans at the foot of the bed, and said with a depressed face: "My pants are rotten." ”
Ye Qing ignored her, didn't even look at him again, turned around and left after packing up her things, and didn't forget to slam the door when she went out.
Xiao Yu lay on the bed in a daze for a while, then sighed, slowly got up, and then looked around.
Well, the socks are still wearable, and the shirt is not a problem at all.
In order to save a hostage, he took the oil bottle with him for seven days and seven nights, and finally brought the hostage out of the primeval forest safely; when he assassinated the leader of a reactionary army in North Africa, he was even surrounded and suppressed by one of the opposing divisions for a whole month, and the dangers were almost innumerable......
It's just, who would have thought!
Ye Qing, a woman who looks weak and supportive, she can actually knock the former soldier king Xiao Yu directly unconscious with one punch!?
Ye Qing said that there would be a lot of people walking around outside before nine o'clock, so let him find a chance to leave after nine o'clock.
It's a pity that Ye Qing forgot one thing.
She didn't know that even a small man would have a big grudge.
What's more, Xiao Yu is now resentful in her heart like a little daughter-in-law who has been deceived of her feelings......
Therefore, Xiao Yu took Ye Qing's words directly as the wind in his ears, hummed a small tune, brushed his teeth as if he was at home, took a hot bath, and changed into clothes that barely fit.
Thankfully, although Ye Qing likes skirts, she still has a lot of neutral shirts and jeans in her wardrobe.
The fly in the ointment is that the jeans are all tight, and when Xiao Yu wears it, the amplitude of the butt is a little ...... Well, if you don't look at the upper body, it's still quite sexy.
Seven thirty.
When Xiao Yu walked out of Ye Qing's dormitory with a wicked smile on his face, he instantly became the focus of the entire dormitory building.
"Morning!"
"Teacher Huang is early!"
"Good morning, Mr. Zhang!"
Xiao Yu greeted the teachers he knew next door very cordially, and then walked down the stairs in a ghostly manner.
As soon as he walked down the stairs, the mobile phone in his arms rang loudly, and he whistled and took out the phone, and saw a somewhat thunderous word on the screen: dog.
Xiao Yu answered the phone slowly, and then heard a desperately suppressed voice on the other end of the phone: "I said buddy, why haven't you come back yet! The head teacher doesn't know what is crazy today, and he is soaring! Hou Jiping and the others are a few minutes late, and now they are flushing in the toilet on the first floor of each person! If you don't come back, I'm afraid the toilet of the whole school will belong to you!"
Xiao Yu laughed hesitantly: "Brother, take it easy, isn't it just late?
After speaking, he didn't wait for the other party to speak, and hung up the phone directly.
When Xiao Yu returned to the classroom, the morning reading class had already ended, but the first class had not yet started.
Although he hasn't walked into the classroom yet, Xiao Yu can still feel the tragic battle in the classroom, the head teacher's voice is not loud, but the cold tone makes people's scalp tingle, not to mention, he still slaps the table from time to time and yells two sentences!
"Report!"
Xiao Yu walked to the door of the classroom, and then made a very standard salute with his right hand, and stood up straight, but then he thought that this place did not seem to be "there", and his standing posture did not need to be so solemn and dignified, so he leaned slightly at the moment.
"How dare you come back!?"
Ye Qing's voice was terrifyingly cold, and there was an indescribable indifference in her eyes when she looked at Xiao Yu, and even a strong sense of threat.
That's right, Xiao Yu's homeroom teacher is the terrible woman who lost control last night, Ye Qing.
"You still have the face to come back?"
Xiao Yu's appearance made Ye Qing lose control in an instant.
She casually picked up a book on the podium that she didn't know which subject teacher had forgotten, and directly smashed Xiao Yu's head: "Get out!"
Syllable!
The book smashed directly on Xiao Yu's head.
There were one or two exclamations in the classroom, and of course, a few shouts of applause.
Xiao Yu stood there stunned, neither walking nor entering.
However, the classroom, which was originally quite quiet, was in chaos in an instant after the books smashed into Xiao Yu.
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously wiped his nose, only to find that he had a nosebleed.
"Get out of here, stop the nosebleed, and get back!"
Ye Qing's voice was as cold as November rain, but the fiery anger in her eyes seemed to have finally subsided, and after Xiao Yu's figure disappeared for a while, she waved her hand: "Gou Fugui, you go and see him." ”
A guy in the classroom who was as fat as a ball immediately stood up and rolled out quickly.
"Boss, it doesn't matter to you, right?"
Gou Fugui ran to the men's toilet and saw Xiao Yu standing in front of the washbasin with his head down, his hands actually didn't do anything, just hung softly, and the blood in his nose kept falling into the washbasin like red ink, and was immediately washed away by the water.
"It's okay, it's an old problem, it'll be fine later. Xiao Yu glanced at the fat man obliquely, his face was very calm, as if this situation had been encountered countless times.
"Are you sure you don't have to go to the school doctor?"
"Where is so much nonsense!" Xiao Yu said a little impatiently.
The fat man stood there a little embarrassed, and only then did he let out a long sigh of relief when he found that the blood flow in Xiao Yu's nose was indeed showing signs of slowly stopping.
"Boss, what do you say, what's wrong with the head teacher today? I'm usually a smiling person, why did I suddenly become so terrible today?"
Of course Xiao Yu knew why, but it was impossible to say those words.
He stood in front of the basin with his head down for a few more moments, and the blood flow in his nostrils finally slowly stopped.
Xiao Yu picked up water in both hands and washed the blood stains on his lips and chin.
As soon as the two of them came out of the bathroom, they saw Ye Qingzheng standing in the corridor with a blushing face, staring at Xiao Yu with an almost murderous look.
"Gou Fugui, you go to the classroom first. ”
"Okay teacher!" Gou Fugui probably smelled the smell of gunpowder in the air, responded with a humble face, and then made a self-begging expression towards Xiao Yu, turned around and left, walking very resolutely and ruthlessly.