"Colleague, what's the matter, and want to find a colleague to threaten me?"

The customer on the other end of the line asked.

As soon as you listen to the tone, you know that this is a mean person.

Wang Chuchu: "......"

When did I say I was going to threaten you?

This guy has a problem with his brain?

But bad ears?

Originally, Wang Zhichu just wanted to talk to this customer politely to see if he could complain, who would have thought that this customer would come up and say this, which directly made Wang Zhichu's good mood worse.

After asking rhetorically, the customer was scolded.

"What Lao Tzu ordered was seaweed egg drop soup, why did you send me seaweed tofu soup? Did your colleague secretly drink my egg drop halfway and throw a few pieces of tofu in it?

Lao Tzu hates tofu the most, so you should send someone over immediately and send me a new seaweed egg drop soup, otherwise I will complain, damn!"

Nima!

This guy's brain circuit is a little weird!

Just ask: How can I drink the egg flowers in the seaweed egg drop soup and leave only the seaweed?

What is the difference between this special and picking millet in rice?

This kind of brain-dead words, how can this thing be said!

Wang Zhichu can see it, this product is clearly looking for trouble!

Since the other party is so brain-dead, Wang Zhichu can only answer him with brain-dead words, saying: "This customer, in fact, what we send is seaweed egg drop soup!"

"Fart! Are you blind to me? Can't even tell the difference between seaweed and egg flowers?"

"That's right, this is the latest type of egg drop, as long as you don't stir it, it will solidify like tofu.

In fact, this tofu is egg drop, if you don't believe it, try it, it's definitely the taste of egg drop!"

The other end of the phone.

The customer actually picked up the spoon.

Stir it in the soup first.

Next, put a piece of tofu in your mouth.

After a few seconds.

Scolded again.

"I'll fuck you! This is the fucking tofu, bullshit!"

"This customer, please don't get excited, may I ask, have you really tasted it?"

"Nonsense! Not only did I taste it, I also stirred it!"

"That's the case, once all takeaways are tasted, we will not return them, this is the rule, thank you!"

Customer: "......"

Lao Tzu was tricked?

it!

Recover quickly.

Fly into a rage.

Angry scolding.

"Grass and mud horses, are you playing Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to complain about you!"

Wang Zhichu was not afraid at all, and said lightly: "Welcome to complain, my name is Wang Zhichu!"

After speaking.

Hung up the phone decisively.

There is no need to continue wasting time with this kind of stupidity.

On the other hand, the customer really called the complaint number.

It comes up with a fragrant mouth.

All sorts of swear words constantly.

The mouth is so stinky, I don't know that I think this thing just crawled out of the pit!

Mituan's female customer service is very polite and polite throughout.

After the customer finished the swear words, he asked: "I already understand what you said, please provide the name of the delivery person, so that we can go to investigate and verify!"

"The beginning of the king!"

"What?"

"I said that the name of this spicy chicken delivery is Wang Chuchu!"

The customer felt that his complaint was going to be successful, and he couldn't help but laugh.

In his heart, he did not forget to despise Wang Chuchu fiercely.

Spicy Chicken!

Still playing Lao Tzu!

Prepare to be fined!

Who would have thought that after the female customer service heard Wang Chuchu's name, she was directly stupid.

"What are you talking about, this gentleman, the signal on my side is not good, I can't hear clearly, please make it clear. ”

“......”

The customer was dumbfounded.

What's the situation?

I had a good chat just now, why is it that when Wang Chuchu's name is mentioned, the customer service signal is not good?

"Wang Zhichu! Wang Zhichu! The name of the garbage delivery man I am talking about is Wang Zhichu!"

Say the important thing three times.

This time, the customer's voice was louder and louder.

It's almost a shout.

He didn't believe it, and the female customer service couldn't hear it.

But the female customer service really can't hear it.

"I'm sorry, this gentleman, isn't the signal bad on your side, I really can't hear anything, it's rustling all the time, I'll hang up first!"

Click!

The female customer service decisively hung up the phone.

Take a long breath.

I was a little glad in my heart.

Escaped.

Customer: "......"

Wozh!

I'll fuck your uncle, what kind of bullshit customer service!

The customer was so angry that he wanted to smash his phone.

But the complaint was not successful, and he was stunned.

Take a deep breath.

Adjust your mood and condition.

Continue to call to complain.

He doesn't believe that all customer service will have a bad signal!

This time, the female customer service was still very polite and asked, "Hello, who do you want to complain about?"

"Wang Zhichu! I want to complain about Wang Zhichu!"

The customer was blushing and thick-necked, and all he was screaming.

He believes that this time it will be successful.

Behold......

"I'm sorry, my eyes are a little short-sighted, I can't hear what you're saying!"

"What does myopia have to do with not hearing clearly? Your uncle, do you take me for a fool?"

"No! I really can't hear you here!"

After speaking.

The female customer service simulates the sound of a bad signal with her mouth.

"Rustle, rustle, rustle!rust!!"

Nima!

Why does this bad signal sound a little weird?

Are you sure it wasn't blowing out of your mouth?

The customer was a little confused, and shouted: "You don't pretend to be for me, just now the female customer service said that the signal is not good, your special signal is not good, your uncle, is it that all your customer service phone signals are not good?"

"How do you know this, our company only carried out line maintenance today, if you want to complain about Wang Chuchu, then the phone signal of all our customer service is really not good!"

"Damn, why do you hear it again now?"

"The signal is good and bad, rustle, what are you talking about, I can't hear clearly!"

After speaking.

The female customer service quickly hung up the phone.

What's the situation?

The customer was completely bewildered and speechless.

But he still refused to be discouraged and continued to make calls.

Outcome......

It's really like what the female customer service said before, this female customer service also has a bad signal.

This customer is no longer a believer.

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Start calling again and again to complain.

Fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh......

However, the results are all the same.

After hearing Wang Chuchu's name, the phone signal of all the female customer service was not good.

Or pretend to be stupid.

Or just hang up the phone.

Or the mouth simulates a sound with a bad signal.

"Ahhhh

The customer finally smashed his phone against the wall in a frenzy.

What is the sacredness of this king at the beginning?

Why can't I complain?

This customer's three views have been subverted today, his brain is in chaos, and he can't wait to hit the wall directly!