Chapter 55: The Cry of Help in the Forest
Xu Xia looked at the soaring popularity, and his spirit was very excited, as the old saying goes, people are in good spirits when they are happy.
sent away Li Xinyan and Ning Xin, the two scourge beauties, and they also helped teach Pang Xinxin a lesson, as well as Fu Jiaze, and the water army in He Ming's studio It is estimated that the whole army will be wiped out this time.
"Ahem, don't let me perform this kind of talent, it's very uncomfortable to strain my hip, otherwise, I'll take you into the mountains today to see if you can catch a pheasant or hare."
Braised chicken, spicy rabbit, worth having!"
"Hahaha, the anchor is still thinking about pheasants and hares, be careful of encountering snakes again. ”
"Anyway, yesterday's chopped pepper fish head was made according to the anchor's tutorial, which is really delicious, is it a live teaching today? ”
"Yes, yes, the anchor gave me a quasi-word, I can't wait. ”
Xu Xia smiled faintly and said:
"Since everyone wants to learn, naturally there is no problem, what specific ingredients do you need, I will make a list later, you can prepare them first.
But first of all, if you don't catch pheasants and hares on this trip, and you can't teach, you can't complain about me. ”
"It's okay, how can you blame the anchor, it's a big deal to put it in the refrigerator and freeze, and it doesn't have any effect. ”
"Ness, let's go. ”
"By the way, don't forget to bring a firewood knife this time, last time I saw you kill the python with a stick, I knew that I was panicked at the time. ”
"Do you have bows and arrows, shotguns or anything? ”
Xu Xia shrugged,
"Bows and arrows, shotguns are impossible, and if they are discovered, they have to be handed in, and they have to write a review and fine, these things are not something that ordinary people can put in their homes.
However, thank you for reminding me, I have a firewood knife in my hand!"
"It's also ha, the anchor can single-handedly pick up a big fish more than two meters long when he jumps into the pool, he is strong and strong, and it is estimated that he will encounter a big bear, and he may not be able to do anything to the anchor. ”
"Are you talking about Xiong Da and Xiong Er? Don't be afraid, they are vegetarians, and they are bald and strong enough to die well. ”
"Although the anchor has a good kidney, in short, it's better to be careful, last time it was such a big snake, if it was encountered by someone else, maybe it would be scared of something. ”
"Why does this have anything to do with the anchor's kidney?"
"Idiot, kidneys are the source of human strength, the anchor is so powerful, it must be kidneys. ”
"Damn, what you said makes sense, I can't even refute it. ”
Xu Xia carried a firewood knife, a bundle of rope the thickness of a little finger, and a bamboo basket on his back, and went up the mountain!
With a firewood knife to open the road, it is much easier to walk than the last time, but all the branches that block the road are cut into two with a knife.
Not long after, Xu Xia came to the place where the matsutake mushroom was picked last time, unfortunately, not to mention pheasants, hares, and even snakes along the way, and the matsutake mushrooms did not grow again.
"Anchor, you were here last time, I remember it seems to be picking mushrooms here, by the way, and matsutake mushrooms. ”
"I'll go, the anchor is still walking into the mountains. ”
"The forest is getting denser. ”
"Why don't you go back, it feels eerie in broad daylight, and I always feel like something will pop up somewhere, and then bite the anchor's neck. ”
"Uh, the one upstairs, you've watched too many horror movies, and the picture is very strong. ”
Xu Xia walked, glanced at the barrage from time to time, was quite speechless, and said angrily:
"You can't just think of me as good, why do you keep thinking that something happened to me. ”
"Anchor, you can't say that, it's not that we always think about you having an accident, but you don't see what you've done all day long.
Hammering a python with a stick the thickness of an arm, jumping into a pool to fight big fish, and a surprising cooking skill with one hand, are these behaviors expected of a normal anchor?"
"That's it, the anchor is challenging the strength of our little heart all day long, sooner or later, if the anchor doesn't play himself to death, he will scare us to death. ”
"Special meow, the anchor is so moral, I can't stop it. ”
"I deeply feel the same way, the anchor is poisonous. ”
Xu Xia pondered what the fans said, it seemed to make sense, but he didn't want to do this, even if he didn't broadcast live, he had to do these things, he couldn't stay at home all day, in that case, people would become waste.
At this moment, Xu Xia looked around, and at this time he had already crossed the two mountains, and his ears seemed to hear someone shouting for help, the voice was intermittent, and he didn't hear it very clearly.
His eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he asked:
"Do you hear someone shouting for help?"
The fans were stunned, shouting for help? What are you kidding?
"I didn't hear you, or you would swing the camera around. ”
"Except for the wind, there seems to be nothing. ”
"Mom, anchor, don't be scary, okay, although your place is not a deep mountain or old forest, but no one will shout for help, except for the anchor, there shouldn't be anyone who is idle to come to this kind of place. ”
"I didn't hear it either, did the anchor hear it wrong?"
Xu Xia shook his head, his physique was under the "processing" of the "Leisurely Manor", and all the indicators of his body were much stronger than ordinary people, and he listened carefully for a while.
"Help...... Help me...... Don't come, don't come!"
Xu Xia suddenly looked in one direction,
"That's right, someone shouted for help!"
After leaving this sentence, Xu Xia quickly ran in the direction where the voice came from.
"Are you sure, anchor? But we really didn't hear it, was it an auditory hallucination? ”
"Looking at the anchor's serious appearance, I should have really heard it, after all, we were not at the scene, and it was normal for the sound of the mobile phone microphone to be heard farther away. ”
"I strongly ask the anchor to change to a better mobile phone, preferably a drone, 360-degree live broadcast without dead ends, then it feels cool. ”
While the fans were discussing, Xu Xia had already run seven or eight hundred meters.
Don't think how close seven or eight hundred meters are, especially on mountain roads, and a straight flat road is not a concept at all, in comparison, it is more physically demanding, and the key is that the speed cannot be improved at all.
Xu Xia stopped, more than ten meters in front of it, is a steep slope formed by a landslide after a heavy rainstorm, and there is a crooked long pine and cypress on the steep slope, about the thickness of a thigh.
A woman in a slim sportswear hugged the pine and cypress tightly, and her whole body almost fell outside.
And four or five meters in front of her, there is a wild boar covered with black hair, the two fangs at the corners of the boar's mouth look very terrifying, if it is put on the woman, it will definitely kill people.
If it weren't for the fact that the steep slope was really steep, it is estimated that the wild boar would have hit it a long time ago, although the woman looked very dangerous at this time, but for the time being, she did not have to worry about her life.
The woman suddenly saw someone coming, and cried out loudly with joy:
"Save me, save me, please save me......"