Chapter Ninety-One: Celebration of the Whole World
Between the bustard's words, they are all seduction.
"Okay, if you say two hundred, two hundred. The uncle agreed first, "As long as you can get back the girl, you can do whatever you want." ”
The old bustard laughed secretly.
I really didn't expect that there are such easy deceitful people in this world.
It takes no effort to get a hundred gold bars, and it seems that two hundred gold bars are just around the corner.
however
The uncle did not leave.
Instead, he suggested: "But I think 200 is a bit less." Because this girl is priceless, if you can only get two hundred, then you will lose too much. ”
The old bustard was puzzled, and didn't understand what the uncle meant, so he asked, "What do you want?"
"It's better to use 200 gold bars as the auction reserve price, and let the people in the drunken shade building shout the price, which price is higher, the girl will be who's, in this case, maybe you can earn a thousand gold bars." The uncle said bluntly.
The old bustard snickered his joy.
I thought he had some real skills.
It turned out that not only did not bargain, but also helped himself to raise the price.
Where can I find such a good thing?
In a thousand words, the bustard has only one comment on the uncle: the big fool hat.
......
Drunken Shade Building.
On the balcony.
The old bustard holds the girl.
Leaning over and looking, the room was full of distinguished guests.
"Everyone, don't be impatient, please allow me to auction it now, if anyone likes this girl, please don't be stingy!"
"Two hundred gold bars start, start!"
As soon as the words fell.
Someone below is driving up the price.
"Three hundred gold bars!"
Hiss.
Terrifying!
Everyone gasped and looked back, but it was a bald man.
Everyone thought, what else is this auction, let's sell it directly.
Can't be provoked, can't be provoked.
"Five hundred gold bars!"
But who would have thought,
In the northeast corner, another hideous man shouted loudly.
Hiss.
Everyone was shocked,
There was also a deafening roar from the northwest corner.
"A thousand gold bars, don't grab them from me! Otherwise, I'll be in a hurry!"
This time, the black charcoal man finally had his own lines, and his eyes widened between the words, and he was very excited.
Uncle:......
Uncle's mood is very complicated.
What the hell is this!
How to go everywhere, these three Totos are inseparable!
It's like marrying a chicken with a chicken, marrying a dog with a dog.
......
Everyone thinks that if you can have thousands of gold bars, the whole city can't find a second one.
But who knows,
There was a sudden thunder in the ear, and the words were round and sonorous.
"I'll give you 10,000 gold bars!"
Everyone looked at it again, it was a boy with a folding fan.
"My mother likes this kind of stupid lack of wealth!"
The old bustard was even more overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly said, "10,000 gold bars are sold in one or two or three times!"
"How about I give another 100,000 gold bars and buy your entire drunken shade building?"
Brother Gongzi took advantage of the situation and asked.
"Good, good, deal!"
As soon as the bustard heard about this big price, he directly agreed, and he was afraid that Brother Gongzi would regret it in the next second.
......
As soon as Brother Gongzi's front foot money came out, there was a burst of scolding from the back foot.
"Get out of the way!"
A group of officers and soldiers suddenly rushed in, rushed directly to the second floor, and caught the bustard.
"Oh, what are you doing here? I haven't warmed the gold bars yet!" the old bustard screamed.
"Gold bars, mine. ”
"Kid, his. ”
"Prison, yours. ”
Brother Gongzi smiled and watched her leave.
......
The uncle's heart was even more joyful.
Thanks to the previous Brother Gongzi said, people here are sinister, and everything must be left behind.
Taking the initiative to propose the auction was also arranged by Brother Gongzi, in order to push the boat down the river and raise the price, so that the old bustard would be happy in vain, and the bamboo basket would be empty.
It's the so-called killing.
If you want it to perish, you must first make it mad.
And the old bustard, according to the great criminal law, the robber, a hundred rods, exiled for 3,000 li, forever slavery, never allowed to return to Xinjiang.
......
"Thank you, Childe, for saving me again. ”
Uncle thanks.
"It's impossible to give you money, but I can lend you a gold bar, do a good business, and come to Ningwangfu in the capital to repay the money in the future." ”
"Original...... You are Lord Ning?"
The uncle looked up suddenly.
King Ning had already left in a sedan chair.
......
"Girl, you're finally back. ”
Holding the abandoned baby in his arms, the uncle sighed leisurely.
He sighed at the twists and turns of the past few days, and at the same time thanked this twists and turns, which made him pay more attention to this relationship of constant cutting and chaos.
......
After April.
"Wow wow!"
"Wow wow!"
The uncle corrected her: "I'm not your poop, I'm your uncle." ”
Duration.
Uncle sells bowls for a living.
I also have to run around to find a nurse for the girl.
And you still have to have a goal to find.
It has to be the kind of young and sufficient.
"This eldest sister, okay, feed my baby, I'll give you a bowl. ”
"Get out!" the eldest sister poured water on him.
"This sister, I remember you bought my bowl before, I want to discuss something with you, can you feed my child?"
"Get out!" The sister's hairpin and flower pot slipped down the balcony one after another and smashed on the uncle.
Helpless.
The only way to do this is to settle for the next best thing.
As long as it's a woman.
A woman made a deal of "feeding five bowls at a time", and the uncle readily agreed.
Girl, this is the milk to drink.
......
After September.
"Baba!"
"Baba!"
The uncle corrected her again: "I said, I'm not your poop, I'm your uncle." ”
Duration.
Three o'clock in the morning.
The girl crawled on the table and accidentally broke a porcelain bowl.
The uncle gritted his teeth and wrote it down in a small notebook:
[Qin Yuanchun, Yinshi, you destroy a bowl, ten years later, you need to pay it back tenfold. 】
【——Uncle】
......
A year later.
"Uncle!"
"Uncle!"
The uncle touched her little head and smiled with relief: "Well, it's awesome!
......
Four years later.
The girl was five years old.
Time and space are staggered, and eternity is reincarnated.
The uncle hugged the girl and opened his eyes.
I found that I had come to a strange, colorful and prosperous world.
Soldiers, tanks, doves of peace, parade cars, attention salutes, parade I soldiers.
And ninety-one ravens.
[Listen to the party's command, be able to win battles, and have a good style]
People waved flags and sang the national anthem.
The huge screen reads:
【Celebration of the whole world】
【Warmly celebrate the 70th anniversary of the mother of the ancestral country】
[I wish our ancestral country prosperity and growing stronger and stronger]
[I also wish every friend all their wishes come true, a happy family, happiness and health]
......
crossed.
The uncle lamented that things are not people.
All people and things seem to have changed dozens of dynasties.
But he is also full of curiosity and interest in this strange world.
For the sake of the female baby.
You have to live well.
I don't know what people are happy about, but I have to follow the local customs.
"Boss, how can this little red banner be sold? Is ten taels of silver enough?"
The uncle walked to the front of the store and asked.
"Don't charge money, happy national celebration!"