Chapter 31: When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed
Wang was stunned at the beginning.
"I don't offer back rubbing business!"
β......β
Yang Qingxue became more and more speechless.
Take a deep breath.
Adjust your mood.
Whispered, "I want you to help me remove the bath towel." β
"Don't you even have a bath towel in there?"
Wang Zhizhi was puzzled.
"Nope. β
"Wait a minute!"
Soon.
Wang Chuchu sent a bath towel.
It's still the same to open the door.
It's still the same outstretch.
Two minutes later.
Yang Qingxue walked out of the bathroom.
His face was red as if he had been scalded by boiling water.
Even the neck is red.
"The water in there is very hot, why does your face look like a monkey's fart?"
Wang Zhizhi really cared.
But in Yang Qingxue's opinion, it is just which pot is not opened and which pot is not mentioned.
Eyes widened.
glared at the beginning of the king's reign.
"You...... Did you just see everything?"
"Do you want to hear the truth that sounds good or the truth that doesn't sound bad?"
Wang Zhizhi thought a little.
"Tell me the truth. β
"I didn't see anything except the important parts. β
Yang Qingxue: "......"
Didn't see anything but the important parts?
Didn't you just see them all!
Yang Qingxue covered her face shyly.
A puff of smoke slipped into the room.
Faster than Han Xin in "Glory of Kings"!
Wang was stunned at the beginning.
He was just kidding.
In fact, because the time was too short, he just looked at the outline.
The king followed at the beginning.
Knock lightly on the door.
"Light snow, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry. β
Quiet!
No one responded.
"If you feel that you have suffered too much, I can also take off your essence and let you see. β
β......β
Still no response.
"Well, I'll tell you a joke. β
Wang Chuchu leaned against the door and spoke.
"There was a zoo that wasn't doing well and there weren't any animals, so the director decided to put on furs and pretend to be animals, hoping to attract some visitors.
It works well and really attracts a lot of tourists, and there is no doubt yet.
It's just that after a long time, the employees who play the monkey are always clamoring to resign. β
"Why?"
In the room, Yang Qingxue's voice finally came.
It seems that she has been drawn to the joke.
"The employee who plays the monkey always scolds and says, grandma, put lipstick on my ass all day long, Lao Tzu is constipated, who likes to play this monkey. β
"Hahahaha!"
Yang Qingxue couldn't help laughing.
This joke was made up by Wang Zhichu just now when he mentioned the zoo with Wang Jiayi and Yang Qingxue about monkey fart.
The effect is not bad.
After laughing.
Yang Qingxue said: "Thank you for making me happy, in fact, I'm fine, I know you didn't mean to."
Rest early and good night. β
"Good night!"
Say goodnight to each other.
Wang Zhichu returned to the room.
Just got to bed.
The phone rang.
It was sent by Wang Jiayi on WeChat.
[Brother, can you do it, I will create such a good opportunity for you, rush in now and take down Sister Qingxue.
Believe me, Sister Qingxue will definitely not resist. γ
There is also an expression of 'angry old lady' in the back.
Wang Chuchu's eyes rolled.
Pick up your phone and reply.
γThe towels and bath towels in the bathroom were taken away by you?γ
[Of course.] γ
Wang Jiayi is quite proud.
[Don't mess around in the future, people are guests. γ
[Guests can also become relatives.] γ
[As long as you take Sister Qingxue down, I won't mess around. γ
[Come on, I'm optimistic about you. γ
[Our old Wang family depends on you. γ
Wang Jia sent four in a row.
tried his best to match Wang Zhichu and Yang Qingxue.
Wang Chuchu smiled faintly.
Start checking your circle of friends.
The circle of friends that I posted last night has been replied to again.
I'm handsome, so I'm in [Isn't your family bankrupt, how can you afford to live in such a luxurious house, your face is so white, it won't be a rich woman, let's introduce my brother to the way. γ
The king knew him at the beginning.
His name is Zhang Jian.
A classmate in the first class of the third year of high school.
It's the same as Li Changjian.
People are as their name suggests, and cheap words are the head.
He's still a true keyboard warrior.
only dares to force Lai Lai on the Internet.
I don't dare to touch it in reality.
This man is extremely hateful of the rich.
When he was in high school, Wang Zhichu's family was not bankrupt and had a little money, so Liu Jian often had trouble with Wang Zhichu.
More than once at the beginning of the king behind his back.
Like all keyboard warriors who hate the rich.
It's not that the money in Wang's family is not clean.
Let's just say that at the beginning of the scolding king, the family was so rich, why did he donate so little.
When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed.
In order to repay the insult of the other party.
Wang Zhichu knocked on his circle of friends.
The latest one in the circle of friends was posted this afternoon.
I posted a fitness photo.
In the fitness photos, Liu Jian has several muscles.
It can be seen that I have put in the effort to exercise.
With text: My girlfriend dislikes me for being fat, and she doesn't want to have sex with me, saying that the fat jj is small, and today I finally lost weight, and I have to let her see how good I am tonight.
Four or five people replied to Liu Jian.
is Liu Jian's best friend.
[With this kind of figure, women are not casual hookups?]
[Come on, remember to take safety measures.] γ
[Let my sister-in-law see how powerful you are. γ
......
......
Wang Chuchu thought about it.
replied.
Soon.
There are countless people who have left messages.
Dense.
Directly exploded.
Meanwhile.
Liu Jian was lying in the hotel.
Humming a little song triumphantly.
In the bathroom, his girlfriend was taking a shower.
After a few months of training, I was finally able to 'hit a home run' with my girlfriend who I had been pursuing for a long time.
Liu Jian was very happy.
He had even stripped naked in excitement.
Suddenly.
Dozens of entries in the circle of friends attracted his attention.
Click to take a look.
It was found that all of them were restored to the beginning of the king.
Isn't this your circle of friends?
How can they all return to the king's beginning?
With a strong sense of curiosity.
Liu Jian began to slide down.
When he saw Wang Chuchu's reply, his whole face turned black on the spot.
Wang Zhichu's reply was: [Tonight you will know that your JJ is small and has nothing to do with weight loss!] and then the following are all praises for Wang Zhichu.
γ66666γ
[Dude, you said something I've always wanted to say.] γ
[I'm laughing to death, I'm squirting nai when I'm laughing.] γ
[Everyone is a classmate, please don't laugh at your classmates, unless you can't help it, hahahaha......]
......
......
"Grass !!"
Liu Jian is a short-tempered man.
Angry scolding.
"I said that I would have sex with you tonight, so what's the hurry. β
Liu Jian's girlfriend yelled in the bathroom.
Five minutes later.
After taking a shower, he walked out.
Maybe it's impatience.
Maybe it's because there's nowhere to vent your anger.
Pick up your girlfriend directly.
Practice it.
It's just that......
I don't know if I was stimulated by Wang Chuchu.
Liu Jian couldn't get up no matter what.
Countless ways have been tried.
It just won't work.
My girlfriend can't stand it anymore.
A look of complaint.
"I thought you were just small, but it turns out that you are still a soft-footed snake, which is really useless, it seems that your size really has nothing to do with fitness. β