"Don't blame me for saying you, I remember that you have learned medicine quite well?" Yonglin was taking a bowl of decoction and pouring it into his mouth little by little, taking a sip, smacking his mouth twice, picking up the ghetto and sprinkling some salt, sprinkling some pepper, pouring some soy sauce and green mustard, stirring and stirring with chopsticks, and then drinking, "The medicine you use, you give it to others, this is not intentional homicide." ”

"Then if you prescribe that medicine to me, everyone who drinks it except me will die?" "I'm very dissatisfied, everyone is sick, they are all burning to this temperature, they are all a gourd on the mountain, what snake spirit are you telling me?" "Do you believe that I went to court to sue you?"

"Don't bluff me, I know that the Gensokyo court is run by your family, the police station is also opened by your family, and even the law firm is opened by your family, so I won't be fooled by you. "How smart Yonglin is, put down the medicine bowl and sprinkled some chili powder, "But you are right, the medicine you gave you is a person who drinks it and dies, fortunately there is no one in your family." ”

I've never been so glad that Reisen and El aren't associated with the human race.

"Okay, here's the recipe for them, take it. Yonglin finished writing a new prescription in three strokes and two strokes, and I took it and looked at it, and there were two-thirds less types of medicinal materials than on my prescription, and the dosage of many medicines was also reduced. Yonglin poured some vinegar into his medicine bowl and stirred it with chopsticks, "The medicine given to you will be effective for you in one meal, but the side effects are too great, and it is better not to drink it after drinking it." ”

"Then you didn't say it earlier. "If I really take medicine and die, I can't hold up a sign at the door of the Eternal Pavilion every day and shout that quacks are harmful?"

"Aren't I solving this?" Yonglin put down the medicine bowl again, and the soup in it not only did not decrease, but there were more, all of which were caused by the soy sauce and vinegar that were poured in just now, "I have adjusted several flavors, but I can't make this soup become the legendary chestnut flavor, how do you say this makes me drink it? I haven't had this kind of disease that requires medicine for thousands of years." ”

"You're stupid, you know, can you use the decoction to make the chestnut flavor?" I pulled out a durian from the back of my buttocks, "Here, this is for you, you can beat it in the microwave, and it will smell like chestnuts." ”

"Oh, that's it......" Yonglin took a sip of the decoction on the table and smacked his lips, "Alas, although I made it myself, but sure enough, it still doesn't taste good." ”

"If the decoction is delicious, there must be bear children clamoring to drink the decoction every day, you also know how expensive the decoction is. "I think the decoction is not good for a valid reason, including these sugar-coated tablets now, I think it is a mistake in development, can a delicious medicine still be called a medicine? Besides, since there are sugar-coated tablets, there have been more and more things for bear children to steal medicine and eat, sweet, they all think it's sugar, there have been several accidents in Gensokyo recently, but fortunately nothing happened, "Okay, you taste the chestnut flavor slowly, I'll go back first." ”

After I left, Yonglin turned on the microwave, put the durian in, closed the door of the microwave, started, and set it for five minutes, just three minutes, and it smelled of.

"I'll go!" As soon as Kaguya entered the house, he was smothered, "Yonglin, you fucking leave me stewed shit in the house!"

Successfully pitted Yonglin, I don't have the slightest guilt in my heart, who asked her not to make it clear to me when she prescribed medicine before, this is called you to be the first year of junior high school and I will be the fifteenth, they are all a mouse on the mountain, what kind of chinchilla do you pretend to be with me.

Three days have passed, all recovered, this time Yonglin did not blind me, the autumn is cool, it is suitable for an outing, I came to the foot of Youwei Mountain, take a look at old friends, find a feeling of the past, I think I met that ungrateful guy here...... Ahem, how to put it, all I can say is welcome to Route 66.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance to the mountain pass, I was about to go up when I saw Isamu Kajima coming down from the top, looking at each other, and we were all stunned.

"Yo, why are you here?" Isamu Kajima is strictly not allowed to enter the mountain without special things, but compared to other ordinary humans who are absolutely not allowed to enter the mountain unless there is a special situation (such as a banquet), Isamu Kajima's authority is higher, even if it is a private matter, as long as you get permission, you can enter the mountain, and of course the permission can be obtained from many people, such as Aqiu.

"I went to the kappa and helped them with some tests. Isamu Kajima had something like a badge around his neck, and that was the pass, "What about you, you suddenly came here." ”

"Of course I'm here for an outing, and Monster Mountain is also my home. "Wenwen was born in Youkai Mountain, Irin, and I are brothers who don't worship the handle, and Nitori and I are allies, and this relationship is very close.

"Oh, then I'll go first. Kajima shrugged his shoulders and walked past me, leaving a precedent with a message, "The cigarette pouch is good." ”

"That's nature. "Saying goodbye to Isamu Kajima, I continued to walk up the mountain, and the strange thing was that the Hazuki who was supposed to stay here was not there, and was replaced by another White Wolf Tengu team, "Hey, Niu'er, Hakuro?"

"I'm going to Xuanwu Zhize. The white wolf tengu girl I asked thought for a moment, "Her team seems to have been on vacation recently, anyway, my team came over to take over." ”

"Oh, interesting, it looks like I should go over and watch. "Originally, I was going to go to the Nitori to see them, but my original plan was to go to Irin first, and she complained to me that I was a man who forgot about my friends, but I was told that I was used to it, anyway, I was used to it, and it was autumn, it was time for the harvest season, and it was not bad to harvest two infamy.

I stayed here for a whole morning, and the point was to put forward some new ideas in mechanics, and I suddenly found that some of them could be developed into exiles, and after a heated discussion, we discussed nothing, but time passed.

"I could have given it a try, but forcing a system like this can lead to unpredictable errors. The focus of Nitori's discussion with me gradually led me to my EX system, according to Nitori's new idea, the strength of the EX system can be further increased, but the cost is not small, "Have you considered this?"

"Maybe the failure rate will indeed increase, but if you face an opponent like D-255, a little more reinforcement can increase the win rate a little bit, and even if it fails, it will be killed unchanged at most, but what if you succeed in the dying struggle?" I'm a rigorous person, for a mechanic, rigor is life, but what Nitori said is not unreasonable, when rigor has been unable to effectively face the challenges of the attack, sometimes we have to take risks, even if we fail, at least we have tried, not waiting for death in the same place.

"Well, I'll experiment when I get back, and there's just something I can put together. "In the end, I compromised, and the price was that he invited me to a meal, yes, a meal can make me compromise, and that's how the infamy comes out.

After lunch, I left Genbu no Sawa, and Nitori went back to play shogi with Tsubaki, and the two of them were still old chess friends.

This friend is divided into many kinds, drinking friends, friends who like to drink together, donkey friends, friends who like to travel together, donkey meat friends, donkey meat friends, donkey meat friends, and **, friends who like to take a bath together, there are a lot of them.

I kept thinking about the bold idea of Nitori in my head, I walked aimlessly on the monster mountain, anyway, everyone here knew me, and no one would come out to stop me or anything, and before I knew it, I walked to the edge of the cliff, I didn't care, and then walked forward, and then rolled down the hill.

In the early years, I mentioned that the position of Xuanwu Zhize was relatively high, so I rolled this time, and rolled directly to someone else's house, and bumped into a radish tassel, this big radish tassel, thicker than my waistline, can grow such a big radish, there are only two of them.

Sure enough, I got up from the ground and walked forward for less than two steps, and I saw that at the door of a small house, there was a fully automatic mahjong table.

"Ahem. I coughed dryly and signaled for me to come.

"Oh, Qin?" Hina was sitting in the opposite position facing me, and there was no one on the four sides of the mahjong table just opposite her, so the first one saw me, "Good afternoon." ”

"Playing mahjong?" ......I looked at the clothes on the three of them and the clothes scattered at their feet, and came to a conclusion, "Either there are some men hiding around here now, or you are just playing strip-to-mahjong." ”

"You guessed it, it's stripping mahjong, what, do you want to be together?" ”

"No, aren't you afraid of being arrested for doing this? This may turn into a ** plot at any time. "As the leader of the urban management team of Gensokyo, defending the moral level of Gensokyo is also the top priority of my work, which of course includes this kind of moral degradation in the world, which is not the same as the traditional discipline committee member.

"Ah, big husband, you're not the kind of person who can't control the lower half of your body, besides, a few of us are too popular, and no one will find out if we do something out of the ordinary. Shizuha didn't speak, but this mouth was amazing, "I'll tell you the truth, you see us all as friends, but actually, do you know how many people will really remember us? ”

It's really sad for the hearer to shed tears, I didn't expect that there would be such a dark thing in such a civilized and peaceful world, which can't help but remind me of the brothers of the Arash Protection Association and the comrades-in-arms of the Single Dog Protection Association, everyone is the same, in order to protect the vulnerable and stand up, today I will also launch here, the unpopular god protection association!

I had mixed feelings and was very angry, so I sat down and played mahjong together.

"All lose, all lose, all of you lose......" I held a cigarette pouch, singing a small tune, extremely excited, thinking that there was a chance to do such an activity at home, the scale of the activity at that time must be much larger than now, this is outside after all, and although everyone is familiar with it, it is not my wife, I don't even dare to raise my head, this depression, the luck is gone, although singing the song that makes others lose, but unfortunately it has been me who has lost more than 30 games in a row, fortunately I have a lot of clothes.

"Qin, you're a bit of a fool like this, aren't you?" Hina looked at the chaos uniform on my body, "Every time you lose, pull out a foxtail down, and then, just after pulling it off, the foxtail regenerates again, and you'll never lose like you won't lose." ”

"This is an ideological question determined by innate conditions. "I won't admit this advantage, but soon, it doesn't matter if I admit it or not, because Yonglin suddenly contacted me and said that there was a strange illness in Renzhili that even she couldn't solve or even diagnose, "What?

"That's right, it's just that it can't be diagnosed, the patient's body is very healthy, although there are some minor problems but they are not beyond the normal value, in other words, this should be a healthy person, at most a little sub-healthy. Yonglin's voice on the other side was a little high-pitched, and it seemed that this matter was also strange in her opinion, "But the patient's symptoms, I also thought about whether it could be a psychological problem, but...... Anyway, can you come over?"

"Got it, where are you now?" When this kind of thing happens, entertainment has to be put aside, and people like me have holidays every day, but there is no real holiday.

"In the human world, in the pharmacy. Yonglin replied, "I'll wait for you to come." ”

"Hmm. Ending the call, I got up from the mahjong table, "Something happened in the people, I have to go over immediately, really, it's always not peaceful, can't you be peaceful?"

"Peace is not begged, it is won back by you. The skuller took out an apple from his pocket, a blue apple, and threw it over, "This is for you, a psychic skeleton apple, which can recover from fatigue." ”

"Thank you. "The blue apple, even if you don't eat it, can bluff a lot of people if you put it out," but to say that I can win back peace is too much to exalt me, and people like me will only bring chaos. "I'm trying my best to keep the peace, but Gensokyo is still happening, and I sometimes wonder if it's because of our people that it's causing more problems," I just thought...... Peace is a good thing, after all. ”