Chapter 193: Turned into a monster and flew away
When Qin Luming was about to take a bath in the evening, she received a message from An Chacha, she said that she had erased all the contents related to Qin Luming in the notebook, and maybe the notebook would no longer have an impact on Qin Luming.
Qin Luming was a little surprised, but he was obviously happy to accept such a situation, as if he was worried that Qin Luming would not believe it, and An Chacha also sent a photo of her smeared content.
An Chacha was able to do this, which showed that she did have the sincerity to live peacefully with Qin Luming in the same world, and Qin Luming decided to ask Fairy Jiang tomorrow if the cursed cloud above his head had dispersed.
It's too late now, after coming down from the pool, Fairy Jiang went back to the room, and he didn't come out again, so it was possible to sleep.
Qin Luming plans to stop sleeping with a hat at night, and try to go out without a hat tomorrow, and he also has a few wigs in his cloakroom to use.
After all, his hair is only a little longer now, and it is still bare to the touch, Qin Luming is not very appreciative and accustomed to this visual effect.
When it comes to baldness, you will think of monks, and the monks that Qin Luming envies the most are not the four masters and apprentices of Journey to the West, nor the sweeping monks and Fahai, but Xuzhu.
The part where Grandma Tong was born and met Xuzhu is simply an interesting example of the interaction between the cute and the honest person.
Qin Luming touched his bald head, feeling that reading "Tianlong Babu" about Xuzhu tonight must be very substitutional, so after taking a shower, he turned to the one that told the story of Xuzhu in the several volumes of "Tianlong Babu" on the bookshelf.
Qin Luming actually doesn't like the author very much, but people are people, books are books, Qin Luming is a strong-willed adult with his own stable three views, and he is not easy to be influenced by some authors who like to poke and poke with rhythm.
Just like Qin Luming writes a book, he will not involve many political issues, especially he will not try to convey any political ideas of his own.
Because he knows he is unworthy.
He always finds it amusing when he watches some authors write histories, especially when he sees them trying to convey their interpretations and allusions to some major events in ancient and modern history.
After all, the people of the country have been exposed to political economy since their youth, know the legendary experience of how the country was built, and the great leaders who have descended from heaven, and under the glorious reflection of these facts, the self-righteous interpretations and insinuations of these authors all seem weak, pale, superficial, and despicable.
The literati should be the most self-aware, but in fact this is the least self-aware group.
Qin Luming flipped through the book and saw the part where Xuzhu was carrying Tianshan Tong's grandmother on his back, and Tong's grandmother was scolding:
"Coward, I just want to run for my life, I'm ashamed to die of shame for you!"
"Manly man, scared like this, dogs, rats, little beasts!"
"Timid, stupid, it's not a thing!"
Gee...... It's just a tsundere girl with a poisonous tongue, although she will definitely not be happy if she is scolded like this, but reading is just reading a book, and Qin Luming's sense of substitution is not so strong, and he still thinks it's very interesting.
Think about Fairy Jiang, who claims to be over 5,000 years old, isn't she the type of Tianshan Tong's grandmother? But Fairy Jiang is very monotonous in scolding, and she doesn't have so many tricks, she will only scold others as "bugs" and "low-level bugs".
Qin Luming flipped through the books, watching the sweet interaction between Grandma Tong and Xuzhu, but unfortunately in the end, Grandma Tongsheng couldn't be with Xuzhu after all...... After all, the traditional literati like to let the people in the story follow the fate arranged by the author, and do not care about the happy ending that the people like to see.
After all, it is difficult to unify the thinking of authors and readers, and many authors are immersed in that feeling of control, but it is the current online authors who really create for the public, and what the people like to see is what online authors are pursuing.
Of course, there are always outliers among them, and this part of the outliers actually attracts a group of enthusiasts, not really isolated from the people.
Those who really cut themselves off from the masses of the people have all hit the streets...... After all, online writers speak according to their strength, but they are not like the traditional author circle, where they will have dog eggs to support them if they mix well, and they can write something that they don't know and can still be published, and they can be boasted about without even knowing who they are.
Qin Luming always thinks a lot of things when he reads, and his brain gets tired when he thinks about it, so he falls asleep when he is sleepy.
When I woke up in the morning, I found the book still on my face.
This shows that he didn't move all night when he slept all night, which is not good, Qin Luming hurriedly opened the book, wanting to move his hands and feet.
"Tianshan Tong's grandmother!" Qin Luming opened the book, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a somewhat childish face close at hand, and he couldn't help but be startled, the content in "Tianlong Babu" last night affected him, thinking that Tianshan Tong's grandmother had run out of the book.
"I'm hungry. Fairy Jiang didn't care what Qin Luming said, just touched his stomach while looking at Qin Luming expressionlessly.
Qin Luming wiped his eyes, there was no eye droppings, his palm pressed his neck, and sure enough, he didn't change his posture when he slept all night, and he would feel a little unwell when he woke up in the morning.
"We have food everywhere in our house. "Actually, there is the most food in the kitchen, but Qin Luming didn't mention the kitchen, otherwise he would have encouraged Fairy Jiang to go into the kitchen to solve the problem of eating and drinking by himself.
Fairy Jiang is not suitable for entering the kitchen, even if he just woke up and was not very awake, Qin Luming still realized this.
Qin Luming suspected that Fairy Jiang was deliberately tossing him, otherwise she was just hungry and didn't need Qin Luming at all, Zuo Zuo and Caicai had prepared food wherever they might appear, so that they could eat while playing.
It's just to be able to reach for food and drink as soon as you reach out, instead of running to the candy storeroom or kitchen or something like that to get something to eat and drink.
"I'm going to eat food that replenishes divinity, not ordinary snacks, I consumed too much divinity last night. Fairy Jiang explained, picked up the book of "Dragon Babu" on Qin Luming's bed and flipped through it.
"Okay...... What kind of food can replenish your divinity?" Qin Luming had no choice but to sit up, after all, people had to bow their heads under the eaves...... Even though it seems to be his home.
But he really needs Fairy Jiang now, and he always feels safer with Fairy Jiang...... When he watched "Dragon Babu" last night, he didn't have a sense of substitution for Xuzhu, but now he has a sense of substitution.
There is a big guy by his side, no matter how commanding he usually is, he can still save his life at a critical moment.
I didn't wear a hat to sleep all night, and so far I didn't feel anything wrong, Qin Luming felt a little more satisfied with An Chacha's smearing of the contents of the notebook.
"It's like you would normally cook lunch or dinner. Fairy Jiang's gaze fell on the pages of the book, looking at the dense square words.
In fact, Fairy Jiang can read books very quickly, and can even copy the content of many books into her heart in an instant, but there is no need for this, there are many books and many words by the insects, but there are not many useful to her.
So it's been a while since she came to this world, and Fairy Jiang hasn't read many books, basically flipping through them, and only looking at them when she finds useful content, most of the garbage content will pollute her divinity, and if she sees too much, it will make her feel that her eyes have been insulted.
For example, what Qin Luming wrote, as well as those written by his peers.
"Got it. Qin Luming pointed to the door, "Please go out first and wait, I'll get dressed and wash up." ”
"Why do you have to wash up when cooking?" Fairy Jiang held a book in one hand and touched her little belly in the other, her brows furrowed, she was already very hungry, as her divine envoy, he should quickly roll off the bed in panic, rush to the kitchen like an arrow from the string, and complete a meal with ten times the usual efficiency, but guaranteed taste.
He didn't even have such an awareness, and sure enough, he chose him as a divine envoy in the first place, which was still too hasty.
It's not that she's too sloppy, to be precise, it's that she's been deceived.
If it weren't for the sincerity she felt through the divine particle fluctuations that he poured into his heroine, how could she have made such a choice?
Sure enough, the male bugs are more hateful than the female bugs, and Fairy Jiang has already understood a truth, the male bugs in this world are deceived by rhetoric to get the favor of those stupid female bugs.
Qin Luming is no exception, but he is unconscious, he is so absorbed in the emotions of his heroine that even he doesn't know it's fake, but he deceives Fairy Jiang in reality.
Fairy Jiang frowned, feeling that this matter could not be known to Qin Luming, otherwise if he knew that he could deceive Fairy Jiang so easily, wouldn't it be even worse in the future?
"Of course you have to wash up when you cook. If you think about it, people are basically in a closed state when they sleep, the waste products produced by the body accumulate in the body, and the whole person is full of turbidity, which must be excreted and cleaned, so that people can be clean and full of aura, and only by doing so can things be done better. Qin Luming explained clearly and reasonably.
For people like Fairy Jiang, a lot of common sense and cognition must be explained to her, after all, the level of power, identity and background, all kinds of reasons, will lead to everyone's "common sense" is not the same.
"Okay, then you hurry up. Fairy Jiang walked out with the book of "Dragon Babu".
Qin Luming stretched out his hand and didn't say anything...... Really, this is the book he wants to read, take it and at least talk to him.
Qin Luming watched her walk out, then lifted the quilt and got up, but Fairy Jiang walked in again, and Qin Luming hurriedly pulled the bath towel that was taken off the side of the bed last night and covered his body.
"You want to seduce me?" Fairy Jiang blushed angrily, did he think she was the kind of female worm who would sit on the ground and ovulate when she saw him?
Qin Luming was embarrassed and embarrassed, he was really helpless when he heard her words, and pointed to his bedroom door: "Lord God King, this is my bedroom, you don't knock on the door when you come in, and you don't close the door when you go out, without a reminder, how did I know that you would go and return? I went to bed after taking a shower last night, of course I didn't have any clothes, why did I tempt you? Can I seduce you? I still have self-knowledge, and those who can seduce the King of Daming must be at least five meters tall and have three meters of spiral horns on their heads." ”
Qin Luming raised his hand and gestured, indicating that he was not even one meter nine, and his body was not so majestic at all, which met the aesthetic standards of Fairy Jiang.
Hearing her explanation, Fairy Jiang nodded in acceptance, "Then I'll forgive you." I came in to tell you that I put out a fire in the kitchen in the morning for unknown reasons. ”
Qin Luming didn't understand what she needed to forgive, so she nodded, it turned out that she had gone to the kitchen for a walk in the morning, and after making the kitchen on fire, she still hadn't made the meal she wanted to eat, so she had to come to Qin Luming.
Seeing her walk out again, Qin Luming carefully wrapped his body with a bath towel, walked to the door first and closed the bedroom door...... Although the door did not do much for the ginger fairy.
When Qin Luming came to the bathroom, he didn't feel like cold water stuffing his teeth when he brushed his teeth, and he didn't have a piece of soap waiting to step on it.
Later, as long as you ask Fairy Jiang if there is a curse cloud above his head, you can be completely sure that An Chacha's notebook has no effect on him.
He didn't have to wear a hat anymore, after all, in addition to the green hat of the prince under Putianxia, he also had to use an ordinary fisherman's hat to cover the stunning green, and no one wanted to wear two hats on his head all day.
Probably in a good mood, Qin Luming even felt that the bald self in the mirror was different kind of handsome...... This made him have no sense of substitution for Xuzhu, and Xuzhu was not as handsome as him, so Li Qiushui didn't like Xuzhu.
If he traveled to the world of "Dragon Babu" to replace Xuzhu, he would probably be taken by Li Qiushui...... Compared with Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Qin Luming is incompetent to Li Qiushui, after all, there is still a Lori and a girl stage in the same cage of Tianshan Mountain, Li Qiushui is purely a goods who sits on the ground and sucks soil.
Thinking about these things, Qin Luming took a bottle of cold sparkling water and drank it, and then walked to the kitchen.
Fairy Jiang was actually waiting at the kitchen door, it seemed that she was really hungry...... As for whether the divinity consumption she said was too great and needed to be replenished, or whether it was just a gluttony, Qin Luming had no way of knowing.
"What do you want to eat?" Qin Luming asked.
"I eat whatever you do. Fairy Jiang thought for a while and said, and then lost the book in his hand by the way.
Qin Luming couldn't help but glance back at Fairy Jiang suspiciously, she actually ate whatever he did? Is this still the arrogant and commanding Jiang God King?
Qin Luming didn't feel any comfort because of this, or felt like "keeping the clouds open and seeing the moon" for her casual and gentle attitude.
Walking into the kitchen, Qin Luming smelled a smell of burnt food leftovers, and remembered that she had just said that there was a fire in the kitchen, so she didn't feel strange.
Fairy Jiang's understanding of food making is to burn with fire, what Qin Luming can't understand is that she can't think about whether there is a problem with her way after she has failed many times?
Maybe this is the thinking of a strong man, he will never be wrong, if he can't achieve his goal according to his own method, then there must be something wrong elsewhere, such as a problem with the kitchen, a problem with food, or simply a problem with Qin Luming.
The kitchen counter is quite tidy, but the kitchenware has obviously moved, and it is not the way Qin Luming is used to placing it, Qin Luming glanced back at the Jiang Fairy who was standing at the door and did not come in, but he had a bad feeling.
The kitchen is where Fairy Jiang prefers to come in without permission, but now she takes the initiative to keep her distance.
"After the kitchen caught fire, did you extinguish it in time?" Qin Luming looked around, and there was no trace of fire left in the kitchen...... He was a little glad that he lived on the top floor, and the entire top floor was his house, even if there was a real fire, it would not cause too much damage to others.
He also considered this when he wanted to live on the top floor, after all, it was not too unexpected for Zuo Zuo and Caicai to accidentally burn down their home, if he lived on the ground floor or middle floor, once a fire broke out, the possible losses would be too great.
Even if he has a certain ability to compensate, who wants to be burned down? So Qin Luming consciously took the two little girls to live on the top floor.
Fortunately, there have been a lot of accidents for such a long time, but only there has been no fire, and the huge amount of real estate insurance and property insurance purchased by Qin Luming has not been used, and it has purely contributed to the performance of the insurance company...... The manager of the insurance company who was in charge of docking with Qin Luming regarded Qin Luming as the God of Wealth, and her various words and deeds and the look between her eyebrows and eyes all hinted that as long as Qin Luming hooked her fingers, she was willing to do anything for him.
Of course, not only because of big customers, but also because of his handsome appearance...... Qin Luming discovered this situation very early, and for a period of time, in order to avoid such intentional or unintentional hints and sexual harassment, he specially found some male staff.
It turned out that there was no difference, and many male practitioners were the same as their female colleagues when dealing with clients like him.
This is Qin Luming's daily troubles, the rich second generation who is too handsome will always have such a bad experience.
"Divine Ember Heaven, Love Dye Great Ming King!" Fairy Jiang chanted his name and sneered: "This name shows my ability to control the flames, Divine Ember Heaven, that is, the flame of my God King can burn the heavens and the earth to ashes." ”
"So you, the god king who can burn the heavens and the earth to ashes, put a fire in my kitchen?" Qin Luming couldn't help but reply to her, the god king who can turn into a fire when cooking in the kitchen, what is there to be proud of?
To Qin Luming's surprise, Fairy Jiang's cheeks bulged, and she looked a little angry with Qin Luming, but she didn't say anything.
Qin Luming also accepted it when he saw it, and did not continue to sarcastically mock her, lest she spew out another fire.
Qin Luming walked to the refrigerator and found that Fairy Jiang's bulging cheeks were tucked away, and his eyes were looking around and not looking in Qin Luming's direction.
Qin Luming opened the refrigerator door suspiciously and found that there were no ingredients in it.
I opened the second refrigerator door, and there were only a few boxes left.
The third, fourth...... All the way to the eighth refrigerator door, a huge refrigerator that took up an entire wall, and there were no ingredients in it.
didn't communicate with Fairy Jiang and asked her, Qin Luming walked directly into the walk-in refrigerator, and there was nothing in it.
"Where's my ingredients?" Qin Luming walked out and looked at Fairy Jiang incredulously, there was no other reason than for her to make a mess here.
"Are you doubting me?" Fairy Jiang glared at Qin Luming angrily, and his eyes clearly indicated that he didn't need any inquiry, nor did he need any suspicion, he had already determined that the disappearance of these ingredients was related to her.
"I don't doubt you, can these ingredients still fly? No one else has entered the kitchen in the early morning except you. Qin Luming looked at the time, and now he didn't get up at all.
"Why can't they fly? Can't they run out of the refrigerator and form a flying little monster and fly away?" Fairy Jiang sneered, "Nothing in this world is impossible, theoretically as long as they are not completely inactive...... They can change and change. ”
Qin Luming was stunned for a moment, he didn't think that those ingredients would form a little monster and fly away, but Fairy Jiang didn't seem to be the kind of person who didn't admit it, for Lord God King, she didn't need to be afraid of Qin Luming blaming her, right?
"It may be that your beef is more powerful, so the beef is the monster's repellent, the frozen fish is very strong and can form the bones, and your ham, which is exactly the shape of the legs, can form the limbs of the monster, and the fruits and vegetables are ground into juice to fill and lubricate its whole body...... The shells of those shellfish can be its sturdy epidermis......"
"Wait...... Did you see it?" Hearing what she said as if it were true, Qin Luming couldn't help but shake up, could it be that it was because it was related to her that such a strange thing happened that was unimaginable under normal circumstances?
Listening to her description, it was disgusting to keep the monster juice dripping and the flesh blurry like this...... It's a good thing to fly away, if it didn't fly away, Qin Luming wouldn't have dismantled it and made it into various ingredients.
"No, I'll guess. Fairy Jiang waved his hand.
Qin Luming took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.
"Actually, it's a great honor for these ingredients to melt into the flames of my Ember Sky. Fairy Jiang saw that Qin Luming seemed to be very calm, and told the truth.
"Yes, they're honored. Then why didn't you look like you did it just now?" Qin Luming patted his forehead, and he still felt that Fairy Jiang would not lie about this.
"I didn't deny it, but you shouldn't think I did it at first, why don't you suspect that they turned into a combination of little monsters and flew away? Fairy Jiang looked at Qin Luming coldly.
Aren't you, at least in the kitchen field, you are!
Qin Luming patted his forehead, compared to Fairy Jiang, Zuo Zuo and Caicai are completely harmless to humans and animals, well-behaved and docile cuties.
If it is simply priced, the loss of these ingredients is more than one million, after all, the fish gelatin that Zuo Zuo and Caicai bought last time is like more than one hundred or two hundred thousand? Qin Luming has no impression of what the specific price is.
The key is that some ingredients are available at auction, and they are not available at any time if you want to.
"No wonder you asked me to cook. Qin Luming pointed to the empty refrigerator wall and refrigerator room, "It's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, have you heard of this sentence? Nothing, you let me cook for you to eat?"
"Without ingredients, you won't be able to cook?" Fairy Jiang also looked at Qin Luming incredulously, "This is your ability?"
"Great God, please demonstrate. Qin Luming walked towards the kitchen door, bent down respectfully, and made a gesture of please, "Please, I'll give you a hand." ”
Fairy Jiang hesitated for a moment, then walked into the kitchen, stood in front of the kitchen counter and looked left and right, and then remained motionless.
Qin Luming stood behind her and watched quietly.
After three minutes, Fairy Jiang finally pointed towards the kitchen counter, and a flame burst into flames.
"What are you doing?" Qin Luming couldn't continue to be quiet, although he wanted to see her continue to perform, but he was even more afraid that she would burn down his kitchen again.
"If you have something that feels hard to solve, set it on fire. Fairy Jiang said calmly.
"Please put out the flames, and then take the book you just read and continue reading for a while, and I will make a meal and call you. Qin Luming had already calmed himself down and pointed out the door.
"Oh. Fairy Jiang extinguished the flames and walked out of the door carelessly, sure enough, her consistent solution was not wrong, when she set a fire, Qin Luming thought of a way to solve the meal, this is no different from solving it herself, after all, if she didn't put this fire, Qin Luming must still be standing there stunned and didn't know what to do.
Qin Luming went to the storage room to take a look, usually Zuo Zuo and Caicai came back from the supermarket, and the packaged ingredients they bought, dry goods, etc. were often placed here, and sometimes they would only be found when they cleaned up expired items.
Qin Luming found dried shrimp and canned sea cucumbers...... There is also canned braised pork for the military that I don't know where I bought it.
Qin Luming has eaten this kind of military braised pork, and the taste is quite good, that is, the meat is particularly large, and some of it is pure fatty meat, but it is all stewed.
There is also a canned food of Buddha jumping over the wall, which is small at the level of a Big Mac, similar to those large self-heating hot pots sold in supermarkets.
It's almost the same with these, this meal is definitely not comparable to the usual meal made by Qin Luming, but Fairy Jiang shouldn't have anything to say.