Chapter 687: Farce, Funny, Mosaic
Eyebrows and eyebrows have been meaning each other for a long time, and Yuxiang and I feel that it is too boring, but this group of referees and commentators are still in that serious live broadcast, which makes us so embarrassed, and even the referees almost fight with each other, because our actions are really impossible to explain, so our group of extremely smart referees actually tried to find lines from the novel, but the novel in Ah Qiu's hand is Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu", and what Hui Ye took out was the "Golden Vase Plum" that we like to see , if this is really broadcast live, it will be an accident on the air. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the end, Kaguya suppressed Ah Qiu and forcibly began to use the golden bottle plum as a commentary, but it was soon suppressed by a more powerful person, who is, of course, Mrs. Shenqi who is afraid that her baby daughter will be taught badly, so in reality, if you meet a single mother like Shenqi with a daughter like Alice, then hurry up and marry it, and you will definitely make a profit!
"Okay, okay, since you don't want to fight, but everyone is gathered here, I'll find you two opponents at random. Shenqi has found a compromise to prevent the two of us from fighting, and to form a good game, which is to find two more hated punching bags, "Devil, listen to me! Andariel!
A big sister who looks more domineering than Yuxiang Yongyi combined and a big insect appeared in front of the two of us, and the space in the ring was suddenly expanded, enough to support extraordinary battles, spatial ability, at a glance, it is the handiwork of Shenqi, otherwise it would never be so silent.
"Huh?" Yuka saw Andariel as if she saw an enemy, can you imagine what the consequences would be if the two queens collided together? Anyway, it seems to me that they will be able to fight in less than three seconds, "Shut up, you are not a human being, you are not a worm!
Andariel released a large number of highly poisonous shells, flying straight towards Yuxiang, the hit rate is very high, but the bigger reason is that Yuxiang didn't plan to hide at all, as the embodiment of nature, Yuxiang is not afraid of any toxins, seeing Yuxiang step by step against the poison bombs and poisonous clouds approaching Andariel, the clothes on my body are gradually corroded by the toxin, my eyes have become digital, I was staring intently to watch the show, suddenly a chill hit, Durell turned me into an ice sculpture with a mouthful of freezing, but this is better, you can paddle openly and peek。
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, the dew point, the dew point!" The ice on my face was instantly melted by the heat on my face, and at the same time, the inside was made into a blood-stained demeanor by red things, "I have been in the groove for three years to earn blood, and the death penalty is not a loss!!
Yuxiang is very eye-catching here, but fortunately there are no other men in the house besides me, otherwise I might have to kill people, but Andariel's side...... Big is big enough, but it's not beautiful, if you want to say that the kind of Gorgon, although it's a monster, I can accept it, but Andariel doesn't feel sexy at all, only the horror remains, and the heavy mouth is full of Kerrigan, but sure enough, I still prefer Vola Zun in comparison.
Andariel is very strong, and she is also outstanding among demons, but to say that she can deal with Yuxiang, it is nonsense, any full-level Nephidon can beat Andariel to the north, and I have seen it before at the full-level Nephitian, and the energy level is about SS, so, the reality is that Yuxiang finally approached Andariel after paying the price of losing all her clothes, and then solved the problem with one move [Flower and Bird Wind and Moon, Howling Wind and Moon].
"Papapa......" There was a round of applause from the audience, fortunately, this live broadcast is just a sound live broadcast, no image, otherwise I would have lost a lot, and I can't kill so many people, and if I really let someone like Kajima Yong see it, I may not be able to extinguish it, and those perverts are difficult to deal with.
"Hey, when do you want to see it!" Yuka covered the places on her body that were basically saved by my right click, and got angry, "Turn your face away for me!"
"......" I winked innocently, indicating that I was frozen, and it was difficult for a strong man to turn my head.
In normal times, Kazami Yuka would have definitely come over and beat me, but at this time she is in a dilemma, whether she wants to hit me with her hands or kick me with her feet, she will inevitably give me a chance to right-click twice and save me, especially when kicking me, can you imagine? Well, just think about it, don't say it, otherwise you will be labeled a reactionary again, and here we have to shout that all capitalism is a paper tiger, right?
Here I want to say that Durrell is a big bug, at first glance it looks a bit like the Crypt Lord, but if you look closely, you will find that it is completely different, the Crypt Lord is a beetle, and the whole body is a shell, and Durrell looks like a female worm no matter how you look at it, and it is the kind of squatting at home, you think, a house in the secret room of the ancient tomb is a demon who has been squatting at home for thousands of years, so at this time, it actually fell asleep directly after freezing me, and even snored.
"Alas, that's why these demon kings are now more unproductive than the other. Shenqi hated the iron and rubbed his temples, and had a headache, "There are those who stay at home, there are those who go out to work for others, there are those who have sex with the brave, and what else is there to marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life, how can there be the appearance of a demon king? Even Diablo has gone to plastic surgery! After the plastic surgery, he even changed his name, what is his name, what is his name! What does it look like!"
"Well, he's not a plastic surgery anymore, it's obviously a rebuild. Kaguya looked at his newly bought Leah Polo skin, "Look at these breasts, these legs, who believes you say that he is a man?"
"Hey, hey, excuse me, take a good look at your dog's eyes, there is such a difficult man on the field now, can you believe it?" Ah Qiu casually took out a large wrench and knocked Kaguya down again, "You guys hurry up and don't grind, okay?"
The supreme in the people, the secretary of Aqiu, commands the world, don't dare to disobey, I think I can't refute her face, in case she and I add such a stroke to the origin of Gensokyo when I turn around, then my reputation will be greatly damaged, this is not good, I will have to mix it in the future, I twisted my neck, and broke the ice on my head first.
"Okay, no problem, big handsome. I sneezed, shattering the ice shell on my body, tiptoed over to Durrell, reached out and knocked on the shell.
"Huh?" Durrell opened one eye, looking at me for no idea.
"Let's go back to sleep, can we go back to sleep?" I didn't speak very well in demonic language, but he could understand it.
"Hmm. Durrell replied and closed his eyes again.
It's good to agree, I don't have any psychological burden now, I rounded my arm and punched it, and I directly beat Dureel back to my hometown.
"Oh oh oh!!" There was another round of applause from the audience, these are not a big deal to see the excitement, Okazaki Yumemi is still there to explain, "You see, this is our Qin Yueyang, a strange man who has no upper body that can't be cut, but the lower body doesn't have the light that can be opened!"
"Hey, fart, you!" Okazaki Yumemi's words can be regarded as causing trouble, three little heads sticking out of the window, Wenwen, Reisen, and the little devil, "If there is no light, what are we doing?"
Okazaki Yumemi saw that the situation was not good, and slipped out directly to the bottom of the ring, and when we lifted the ring again, we found that Okazaki Yumemi had long since disappeared, and directly below the ring, there was a secret passage, I said how did she get out of the ring before, but this room was all made by Aka herself, Reimu didn't know, why there was a secret passage? With the character of the ghost clan, would such a sneaky thing come out?
"Eh, why is there a fascination?" Cui Xiang drank in a daze, staggered over to see, and almost didn't plant himself in the secret passage, "Hey, oil curry, why is there a fascination here?"
"I still want to ask you!Didn't you build this house?" Yakumo Zi didn't understand why these people came to ask themselves about any strange things, making themselves look like a shady scene, in her opinion, the biggest shady thing in Gensokyo was not her but me, because I knew her plans very clearly, but my plans often didn't know anyone, "You say, why did you come out with such a thing?"
"I, I don't know, I didn't get such a thing out. Cui Xiang felt wronged herself, her personality was a little childish, and she was wronged, and she was about to drink from her eyes, "I'm a mother!
"You too, what are you scaring her for?" Yonglin pulled Cuixiang up and coaxed her for a long time, which made Cuixiang stop, "Lift the bar, you are the old lifter, can you stand the old lifter?"
"No, who raised the bar, I just want to ask clearly, if this tunnel digging is dug where it shouldn't be dug or if it dug something that shouldn't be dug up, then wouldn't it be a big deal!" "Gensokyo This place is not blown, if there is a god who is three feet above his head, he will be struck down by a thunderbolt, Yakumo Zi does not have a lightning rod on her head, how can she not die like me, "Do you say that what I said makes sense?"
"It's a little reasonable, but it's not very reasonable. "Seeing that Yonglin and Zi are about to get on the bar again, I have to hurry up to save the scene, I'm a friend of women, at this time, I don't go on, Youxiang has to kick me up, she loves to see me look foreign, and she doesn't look at herself, and now she's still naked...... Oh, put on the clothes, wait a minute, why do I look so familiar with these clothes?
"Hey, where did you get this dress?" The more I looked at it, the more familiar it became, and I couldn't help but ask, "How do I feel like I've seen it somewhere?"
"it, I just got it off Kaguya. "Okay, I'll take a look back, Kaguya is now wearing a pair of underwear, lying on the ground with Venus in his eyes, and I don't know if it was smashed by Ah Qiu with a wrench just now, or the knife that Yuka went up to mend later, I don't know if this past princess doesn't like to wear BRA under her kimono, anyway, now Kaguya's entire upper body needs to be coded, but fortunately, I'm the only man here...... What's so good about this, isn't that more like a pervert!
"Okay, don't make any noise! I'll go down and see, don't mess up, and pour cement down when I go down or something!" "I've done this before, and it's fun to deal with enemies, but it's not fun if I'm buried in the cement, so I jumped and got my wings stuck," ...... Let me know who designed this secret passage, and I'll make her eat all the chicken feathers!
"Don't talk nonsense!" Kazami Yuka stepped on my head, this girl is really righteous, and she stepped on me with one kick.
"Ahh......h Smack!" After falling more than ten meters, I landed safely, and by the way, I made a sound, interesting, interesting, "Yumemi Okazaki!"
"Oh, don't scream, I'm here. Yumemi Okazaki walked out from nearby with a flashlight, "Why did you really chase it down?" ”
"Then I have to figure out first, what are you going to do with such a big hole under this?Playing live-action Minecraft?" I looked at the surroundings, it really looked like a pre-construction structure in Minecraft, you see, there are crafting tables, furnaces, chests, anvils, and cauldrons around...... Anyway, it's quite complete, "If you really want to get a laboratory, just say no to us, why bother to make a hole in the ground?"
"Don't believe it, the underground can give me a sense of security, and if the experiment fails and it explodes, it won't cause much damage, at most, the house above will collapse, if it is placed somewhere else, it will be difficult to say. "Yumemi Okazaki's explanation is obviously very problematic.
"What about you. Aren't you afraid that the house will collapse and bury you in it?" Yumemi Okazaki doesn't have the ability to move, so it's impossible to escape after the entire collapse of the house, "Tell you the truth!"
"Okay, originally I wanted to secretly build an illegal building to save trouble, but then I thought that this kind of thing would have to be known to you sooner or later, so I just told you that I will live here in the future, and tell Hakuri Reimu that we will be neighbors in the future, but don't expect me to give money. "Okazaki Yumemi took the precautionary shot in advance, after all, with Reimu's urine nature, he will definitely take the opportunity to extort a sum of money from Okazaki Yumemi, but if I go to say Reimu, there is no way, this face of mine is still more effective.
"Don't think about it, you can say it yourself. "But it's a pity.,I don't have any plans to help Okazaki Yumemi get ahead.,This kind of thing is not good for me.,Reimu's character.,Who can say for sure?I don't do what I don't like.,Not to mention that it's not sure about it.。