Qin Luming usually likes to use the seal "appendix" to refer to the crisis he is going to encounter, which is actually a very suitable reference.

The appendix is a useless thing in the impression of ordinary people, in fact, it is just that human beings see it this way, the appendix of many herbivores is very important for them to digest fiber, and humans also have an appendix which is probably a product of degradation when humans ate more grass and fruits in ancient times, and in the future, the population will cause mass extinction, and human beings will return to the era of grazing, and the appendix that has been neglected for many years will be revitalized and reactivated its important effect.

Just like Qin Luming tried to pass on the lineage, but there was no use, and when he found a girlfriend in the future, his male representative object could play an important role.

When you know that tens of thousands of people die every year because of appendiceal inflammation, you will probably be shocked, and you will have the impression that this is just a small surgery with a casual cut, in fact, in some developed countries where medical treatment is free but you wait in line for weeks, appendicitis is really dangerous for civilians.

By analogy, many people die every year because Jill is cut off, most of them themselves, and some are cut off by their boyfriends or girlfriends.

Qin Luming was only sealed, and there was no danger to his life...... Logically speaking, when it didn't come in handy, it was sealed when it was sealed.

But no one wants to be sealed!

Besides, if it is sealed, it may affect the secretion of testosterone, make yourself less energetic, less flamboyant male demeanor, and can't write three shifts a day, and so on.

"Wait, I'm talking about mourning. Qin Luming looked at Fairy Jiang in a hurry.

Fairy Jiang still maintained the expression just now, her big eyes were staring at a layer of crystal water, flickering brighter than the stars in the night sky, her delicate face was faintly glowing with a soft luster, her cheeks were leaning towards her shoulders, her collar was slightly down, revealing her fair and delicate neck, and her long hair swayed behind her with her head-turning movements, like the branches of a willow hanging down in the wind.

Fairy Jiang didn't deal with him immediately, because if he really sealed him, he might be more sad than dead, and give up on himself, but he was bored.

Now is the time when he is most flustered, and he can wait for him to perform...... This man is very good at talking nonsense.

"You see, King Ai Dye Ming is ready to fall, and when she regains consciousness, she appears in a foreign abyss with chaos in time and space. In fact, she is dead, just like our legend that people will go to hell when they die, and this is also the case. Qin Luming hurriedly explained, "Ai Dye Ming Wang, she is actually your mother, you see that your mother is dead, should you mourn?" I just saw that you actually started to sell cuteness, and I realized that you were so sad that the whole person was abnormal, so I said mourning. ”

Perfect, well-reasoned, and flawless.

"Based on the fluctuation cycle of the core of the Kingdom of God, I am five thousand and fifteen years old, the same age as the King of Ai Dye Ming, whose mother will be as old as her daughter?" Jiang Xianzi patted his five-pointed star schoolbag with his backhand, "I am the King of Love Dye Ming, older than King Ai Dye Ming." ”

Qin Luming found that reasonable explanations are only useful for people who speak normal truths, and what Fairy Jiang talks about is the truth that only she recognizes and identifies herself.

Just because she has the word "big" in her title, she is bigger than King Ai Dye Ming? Then Qin Luming named herself "the world's biggest", and she is bigger than everyone?

And her five thousand and fifteen years old, this age is inherited from the King of Ai Dyeming, and the age can still be inherited, no matter how special the laws of the Kingdom of God are, no matter how different they are from the earth, this can also be said to be in the past?

"The age of King Ai Dye Ming was inherited by me, she has no age, her age is zero years old, I am five thousand and fifteen years old, how can a zero year old be a mother five thousand and fifteen years old?"

Qin Luming knew that it was useless to reason with her, so he had to wipe the mud on his body and watch her float directly above him like a piece of paper blown by the wind.

The bottom of her skirt still had a golden divine light, and the talisman flickered in it, which was extremely mysterious...... Some people say that there is a universe hidden under a girl's skirt, Qin Luming feels that only Fairy Jiang is qualified to make this description, what is hidden under her skirt is heaven, because this kind of divine and bright light gives people the feeling of heaven, and it is not a metaphor involving sex.

"By the way, why did you catch fire just now?" Qin Luming felt that she was about to descend the twelfth divine punishment, so he hurriedly found a topic and tried to delay it.

"I was very angry. ”

"Ah, this is the real anger!" Qin Luming suddenly realized, no wonder people use words like "annoyed", "angry", "angry" and so on when they are angry, when they are angry, they can really get angry and burn themselves!

Qin Luming was a bit lucky, it seems that when Fairy Jiang was in his house before, he was not really angry, otherwise his house would have been burned.

This is all thanks to his tolerance and generosity, he didn't have to worry about her,-for-tat, and it seems that he has to continue to maintain this attitude.

"Then you were also angry at the movie theater?" Qin Luming remembered that time there was a fire under her skirt, but the fire could be controlled.

"It's a similar situation, whenever I have a lot of emotional ups and downs, I will do this. Fairy Jiang saw him standing in the pond covered in mud, and patiently explained to him, after all, his stupid appearance now was much more comfortable than his serious perfunctory appearance at home.

Qin Luming looked at Fairy Jiang, fortunately she is a god king, it is impossible to fall in love like ordinary people or something, after all, it is very common for people to have large emotional ups and downs in love, such as kissing.

Think about it, if Fairy Jiang falls in love with someone else, as soon as the two kiss, her object closes her eyes, and Fairy Jiang's clothes will burn out, and when her object opens her eyes, she must be surprised, "So open!"

No, maybe because she had big emotional ups and downs, she didn't control the flames well, and burned her boyfriend, and when she opened her eyes, she had to hold her boyfriend's ashes and cry, and then burned her own clothes again.

Thinking of this, Qin Luming couldn't help but laugh, and patted his face hard, he couldn't laugh now.

"Why are you using mud to paint your face?" Fairy Jiang stared at Qin Luming suspiciously, always feeling that he was thinking of something strange.

"Nothing, ahem...... It's strange that you were able to control the flames and burn my clothes and only a pair of pants remained, why can't you control it and ask it not to burn your clothes?" Qin Luming hurriedly continued to ask questions to delay time, wiped his hands again, and forgot that he was a clay figure now, just like An Chacha rolled in a pond when he was a child.

He was indeed a little curious.

Fairy Jiang's cheeks were slightly red, although her clothes were burned, but the flames were so strong, he shouldn't have had a chance to desecrate the sacrosanct body of the God King with his eyes.

"It is another kind of flame that burns your clothes, and it is the flame of my soul that burns my own clothes, it is easy to be aroused by emotions, but it can only be suppressed by controlling emotions. When I bought my mobile phone, people said I was cute, and I was a little angry, but I didn't get angry after you bought me lamb kebabs. So I set this emotional control activation object as lamb skewers, as long as I eat lamb skewers, my emotions will be suppressed, but if I can't eat them, my emotions will lose control, and the flames will lose control. ”

Qin Luming remembered some hypnotic classes he had seen, the protagonist often set a word or a sentence or something like that, and the other party (usually a woman) would be hypnotized by the protagonist when he said it.

It seems that in the future, you will have to keep mutton skewers at home, and this thing can't really be eaten if you want to eat it, how convenient it would be if she set it to water and drink.

The Annan Xiu I met today has been eating sugar popsicles, is it a similar reason? Otherwise, how can anyone eat that thing endlessly?

These powerhouses are amazing.