Chapter Forty-Nine: The Smell of Thieves
Several class committee members are busy today, and they can't care about the students who leave at all, and in terms of discipline, Liu Jin is the only one who has really been seriously grasping, and it is not easy for several other class cadres to complete their own work seriously and responsibly, let alone have extra thoughts to worry about that.
Cheng Wei was still there with his hands crossed, looking at the classmates who stood up in the front row and looked on tiptoe with a little mockery on his face.
Zhou Hao didn't stand up, he was tall, he just leaned forward slightly, stretched his neck and looked in the direction of the starting point from time to time.
As for Su He, she was still busy eating at this moment.
Cheng Wei asked her just now, "Don't eat at noon?"
"You don't understand. ”
Poor children, snacks do not take up space in the stomach pouch, they are generally transmitted through the esophagus to another mysterious place in the body, only human beings who like snacks can grow a magical organ due to their own needs and characteristics. You can't grasp the fun, so you can't understand it.
Su and he was talking nonsense seriously.
Cheng Wei gave her a look at neurology as usual, and then didn't bother to take care of her.
Qin Lu, who had just become familiar with Su He because of the snacks, laughed when she heard it, and applauded her very much, "That's a good thing, I have to tell my mother when I go home, so that she doesn't always care about me." ”
Cheng Wei pouted disdainfully on the side, and said in her heart, girl!
Qin Lu naturally couldn't hear Cheng Wei's heart, starting with this topic, and in the following time, Su He was busy eating snacks slowly and methodically, listening to Qin Lu's complaints about his mother around the snack problem.
Qin's mother is particularly concerned about food safety issues, and always feels that things outside are unhygienic and unsafe, and the family never eats out unless it is absolutely necessary.
"Every time I go to the hotel in my life, it's because I go to a wedding, otherwise I wouldn't have the opportunity to eat out at all, and my mother won't let me!" Although she has only been in this life for more than ten years, Qin Lu seems to have felt that this is too long.
"A lot of people have eaten my mother's cooking, and they say it's delicious. But I'm tired of it. From snacks to big ones, occasionally people have to be allowed to change their tastes. ”
That's just as well.
Sue nodded understandingly.
She remembers that when she was a child, every time she first changed the nanny, the food was always very fragrant and the taste changed. Then I ate and ate, and I thought that was it. It's the same as when children go to other people's houses to eat. No matter how good things are, after eating them for a long time, they always want to try new flavors, even though those new flavors may not be as good as the old ones in terms of real quality.
"But my mom just won't let me live or die. It's as if someone who runs a restaurant outside has poisoned the food. ”
It's hard to say. How many years later, some unscrupulous black-hearted profiteers dared to put anything in food, which was actually similar to poisoning. Even now, it's not necessarily completely absent, but probably the patterns and varieties added are not as complete as they were later.
However, even so, there is no need to talk too much about the discoloration of food.
"Actually, it's good to find some restaurants with a good reputation once in a while. "It would be more convenient if you could bring a MSG VS Essence of Chicken detector.
"That's it, that's it. Qin Lu, who was echoed, was suddenly a little excited, and almost squirted out the rice cracker crumbs in her mouth, which attracted Cheng Wei's habitual glance.
Qin Luzheng spoke vigorously, unaware.
Also, she never let me eat KFC and McDonald's fast food, saying that everything is junk food without nutrition. So far, I only dare to buy secretly, and I don't dare to eat openly. I spent money, but when I ate, I looked like I was a thief!"
Su He smiled and comforted her, "It's okay." Eat naturally and enjoy it openly. But there is also the beauty of stealing. ”
Qin Lu obviously didn't believe it, "What's the point of stealing food?"
Su He leaned over to her, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, "It smells of thieves!"
Qin Lu squinted at her, obviously questioning.
Su He gave her an example, "Do you remember Lu Xun's "Social Opera" that we studied, isn't there a paragraph in it about stealing Luohan beans after returning from watching the play?" she said and recited, "When my mother asked me to go back for dinner, there was a big bowl of cooked Luohan beans on the table, which was given to my mother and me by my father-in-law on June 1st." I heard that he also praised my mother very much, saying, "I have knowledge at a young age, and I will definitely win the top prize in the future." Auntie, your blessing is that you can write a package ticket. "But I ate the beans, and they weren't as good as the beans I had last night. Really, until now, I really haven't eaten the beans that night – and I don't see the night again. ”
With Mr. Lu Xun's article as evidence, Su He began to talk nonsense seriously, "You see, why does Mr. Lu Xun have to remember the taste of the beans that night? The reason is nothing more than that the beans eaten openly on his dinner table are missing the important seasoning of the beans that night-the taste of thieves." ”
I've never seen such a crooked reasoning.
Cheng Wei turned his head uncomfortably.
He doesn't like to listen to it, but Qin Lu and Zhou Hao are very happy to listen to it.
However, Qin Lu also questioned, "Then according to what you say, aren't those thieves stealing and eating, aren't they all gourmets?"
Cheng Wei silently gave Qin Lu a thumbs up in his heart, well done!
But these words couldn't help Su He, who had been talking nonsense with people in the forum for many years, she shook her finger and quoted Mr. Bao Bao's famous words, "No, no." A real thief is not the same as a thief like Double Happiness. ”
Cheng Wei pouted, not all thieves!
"Double Happiness and Liuyi Gong are neighbors, and Liuyi Gong is an elder, among acquaintances in the countryside, I pick you a handful of beans, you pick me two cucumbers, many times you don't need to say hello. This stealing is a kind of fun, and it also adds more human touch. It is fundamentally different from a real thief. The most important thing is that the things stolen by real thieves are against the law and morality, and these things will damage the taste of food. But you and Mr. Lu Xun's stealing is just some small pleasures, without moral and legal burden, but there is a small stimulus, which stimulates the increase of adrenaline, which is the best 'food additive', which can greatly enhance the taste of food. ”
Although Su He was full of crooked reasoning and pseudoscience, he couldn't stand Qin Lu's applause, "Hearing you say this, if you think about it carefully, it seems to be really reasonable." ”
As soon as Cheng Wei heard the "adrenaline" Yunyun, she remembered Su He's pseudo-science popularization of "eating too much MSG will cause hair loss", and for a while, new hatred and old hatred came to her heart, hatefully revealing her old bottom, "Nonsense!"
Su He didn't squeak when he heard this, he just called him silently with a smile in his eyes, "Cheng Xiaobald~"
Then Cheng Xiaobald exploded, so angry that he went to pick Su He's pigtails, and threatened to pull someone's pigtails bald, so that she dared to call him Cheng Xiaobald if she was fine.
For these two guys who started to fight without saying a word, the peacemaker Zhou Hao hurriedly began to fight.
Qin Lu also hurriedly helped change the topic, "Su He, your memory is really good." The text of "Social Drama", I forgot the part that the teacher asked me to memorize after the test, not to mention the one that was not required to be memorized, you still remember it, not a word is bad. ”
Hehe......
Su He smiled dryly, yes, the teacher didn't ask to memorize it, I remembered it for more than 20 years in one breath and didn't forget it, but I forgot what I should have remembered.
In fact, except for the sentence "adrenaline", which is her habitual nonsense, Su He really thinks so. When chatting with people on the Internet, many people supported similar views, remembering the experience that sometimes those things that were eaten on a precarious or upright occasion were not as impressive and delicious as some embarrassing and sneaky food. Unforgettable emotions, unforgettable people, unforgettable experiences, and the beautification of memories are indeed a food addition.
Thief flavor is naturally one of them.
Qin Lu is also a wonderful person, after listening to Su He's recitation of "Social Opera" and eating Luo Han beans, he went to the commissary to buy crispy soybeans and came back to eat.
Crispy soybeans are packed in transparent plastic bags, and there are no trademarks, batch numbers, expiration dates, and other imprints that represent normal sources, only a few red words "five-spiced crispy soybeans", which at first glance is probably the kind of three-no food that Qin's mother has the least recognized hygienic and suspicious source.
But it was unexpectedly delicious.
The taste is very positive, really crispy and fragrant, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes.
I don't know if it's because of my mother's strict control over her diet or what, Qin Lu doesn't care about this kind of small food of unknown origin.
Su He, who has been eating junk food and various additives for a long time in his previous life, can be described as a guy with "five poisons", and he eats without changing his face.
Then the women's sprint event in the year group began at this time.
When the athletes really ran, the classmates basically stood up, including Su He, who missed his youth and was very unprofessional, Qin Lu, who had an infinite interest in snacks, Zhou Hao, who was tall, and Cheng Wei, who seemed to be indifferent to the game.
"Come on!"
"Wang Dan, come on!"
"Zhu Liangliang, come on, come on!"
......
No one called, no one commanded, I don't know who shouted the first sound, and then one after another, one as high as a sound, one voice converged together, and gradually, the chaotic sound converged into one voice with the rapid rise and fall of the athletes' running footsteps, and unconsciously competed with the cheering sound of the next class. It seems that as long as they shout louder and louder than other classes here, these "cheering" sounds will really converge into an inexplicable, magical power that is injected into the bodies of athletes who are running on the field, which can increase their chances of winning the game.
At the same time, the people in the class were even more chaotic, the people who were originally sitting stood up, and the people who stood up felt that the people in front of them were blocking their view, and the people in the front row felt that they were standing too far away, so they all flocked to the vicinity of the runway. As for some of those who can't squeeze in, who are too short, and whose combat effectiveness is too weak, their brains are also very flexible, so they stand directly on the chair and come with a far-sighted and far-sighted vision.