Really.

Tu Shanhua didn't lie.

Less than five minutes.

There are a lot of beautiful women in the bar.

The four of them found a place to sit.

Tu Shanhua said in a sneer: "How is it? I'm not lying, am I?"

"Very average. ”

Zhu Xi shook his head.

"It's not as long as those model car ladies. ”

He only loves model cars.

"Fourth, I would like to remind you, if you just want to have fun, you can find a car model, but if you are rushing to get married, don't. ”

Tu Shanhua looked at Wang Zhichu and said, "Big brother, what do you think?"

"Don't ask me, I'm not interested in women. ”

"Big brother, you're too good at pretending. ”

Tu Shanhua looked disdainful and said, "Have you forgotten that time in junior high school?"

In order to pick up girls, you let me pretend to be a gangster every time.

It's either robbery or robbery.

And you always show up in time, heroes save beauty.

The cooperation is seamless, but all the girls you fancy have been fooled by you.

After three years of junior high school, you have become a male god and hero in the minds of countless girls.

Not only is everyone loved, but the deeds of righteousness and courage have a long history.

And I became a gangster and a stinky hooligan in the eyes of hundreds of middle school classmates.

It was too simple at the time, but now that I think about it, I'm so lost, I'm obviously more handsome than you, and the girls are still soaked by you!"

"There's a mirror behind you. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Turn your head and take a picture. ”

"It's done. ”

Tu Shanhua turned her head very cooperatively.

"Take a closer look, you look like Van Gogh's paintings, how abstract you are, how abstract you are, and you dare to be as handsome as me!"

“......”

"Also, I had true love for those girls back then, but I got lost on the way to find true love, and suddenly realized that they were all stumbling blocks on the road to my true love. ”

Wang Chuchu rolled his eyes and said: "True love and pickling girls are two different things, just like love and doing, they are completely different." ”

"What's the difference, isn't love just made?"

"You're a rascal!"

Wang Zhichu weakly stretched out his hand to cover his face.

Now that I think about it, Tu Shanhua was able to soak so many girls in college later.

At least I have learned more than half of my true biography!

"Finally found a long leg, look, that young lady in jeans, is her leg long?"

Zhu Xi finally found a beautiful woman who caught her eyes.

"What's the use of long legs?"

"It's like chopsticks.

"It's not aesthetic at all. ”

Wang Zhizhi, Tu Shanhua and Zhou Xun opened their mouths to refute in unison.

Full of tacit understanding.

Brothers come together, mostly only two things.

Chat about games and watch beautiful women.

And when looking at beautiful women, it is inevitable to hate each other.

"Cut! You know, the length of the legs means it's a good gun mount. ”

"What's the matter? You still have to set up a gun mount and follow Li Yunlong to bombard the city tower?"

Wang Chuchu's spit out.

Tu Shanhua couldn't help laughing directly.

Zhou Xun set his sights on a foreign girl.

"Look at this, look at this, blonde, how does it feel?"

"It's good-looking, it's good-looking, but the fourth child, you look down and see if your own two taels of meat below are compatible with others. ”

Wang Zhizhi knew that Zhou Xun liked foreign girls.

The reason is simple.

The family is poor.

can't afford to marry a Chinese daughter-in-law.

The bride price alone can bend his waist.

Not to mention the house, car and savings.

Since Huaxia's is too expensive, then look for a high-quality and cheap girl from abroad.

"Big brother, don't worry, I'm absolutely matched, my first time was for a foreign girl. ”

Zhou Xun was very proud and said: "I have a good memory, she screamed very loudly, and she spoke a bunch of languages that she didn't understand." ”

"The fourth can do it, the earth gun does the foreign cannon. ”

Even Tu Shanhua was envious and asked, "Do you remember what country she is?"

"Of course I remember, the Russian one. ”

"You can't even understand English, let alone Russian, and people might scold you!"

Zhu Xi pursed his lips and said.

"Fart, she also speaks Chinese. ”

"What did you say?"

"Good!"

"It's so small!"

"Fuck off!"

Zhou Xun was not convinced, stood up directly, and said, "I'll go and soak that girl, and let you know that my majesty can conquer women from all countries."

Big brother, for the sake of brother's happiness, why don't you play the role of a scoundrel who robs money, and I will be a hero to save the beauty?"

"Looking for Tu Shanhua for robbery, he is more familiar with it. ”

"Second brother, second brother. ”

Zhou Xun turned his head to look at Tu Shanhua.

Tu Shanhua was silent.

"Second brother, do me a favor?"

"Don't be noisy, there are beautiful women. ”

Tu Shanhua's eyes narrowed slightly.

Freeze in one direction.

The body doesn't move.

The three of them turned their heads to look at each other.

Tu Shanhua's vision is really good.

This is indeed a beauty.

Among the women seen in Wang Chuchu's life, they can currently be ranked in the top five.

At this time, she was sipping a special cocktail.

Sitting alone in the corner.

It gives the feeling of being in the middle of the light.

"I noticed her before you came in, and I found that at least six men had accosted her, but all of them were disappointed. ”

Tu Shanhua smiled: "It's rare for us to get together, why don't we have a competition?"

Tu Shanhua said with a smile.

"What competition?"

"Ten minutes per person, see who can hug this woman, try whose pickling skills are more superb, how about it?"

"What if I lose?"

"The old rule, whoever loses, will randomly call and harass the girls in our school, as for how to harass it, it depends on their own ability. ”

It's a game for the four of their brothers.

When they have nothing to do, they will randomly call the school girls and harass them.

"No problem. ”

"Whoever is afraid of whom, come. ”

"Who's coming first?"

"According to our age. ”

"Don't, follow the greatest game in the world. ”

"What game?"

"Rock-paper-scissors. ”

"Damn!"

Let's talk about it.

Zhu Xi first.

Tu Shanhua second.

Zhou Xun third.

At the end of the king's beginning.

"Hehe, look at our luck. ”

Tu Shanhuale blossomed and said: "I am out of the horse, there is no girl who can't take it, the three of you can call in advance." ”

"Look in the sky, there is a cow flying. ”

"Beware of the cowhide being blown out. ”

"By the way, what if the four of us hug the girl, who loses and who wins?"

Wang Chuchu asked a crucial question.

"Then it depends on who can successfully soak her in ten minutes. ”

As if thinking of something, Tu Shanhua suddenly looked at Zhou Xun and said, "Let's say it first, we are all gentlemen, but we are not allowed to come by force." ”

"What are you doing to me, do I look like that kind of person?"

Zhou Xun rolled his eyes and said, "Although I have muscles, I am not savage, I am very gentle!"

"Haha, that's good!"

Zhu Xi shook his chubby body and set off.

Before leaving, he also took away a bottle of good wine from Wang Chuchu.