Chapter 106: Drinking with the Beauties
I suddenly realized that dealing with Lianxiang and the Dark Temple is not the most difficult thing in the world, and the real headache is how to deal with the relationship with these women.
Feeling the tension at the wine table, I felt like I had to do something.
"Okay, let's get together today, some of you are meeting for the first time, I hope you can become good friends, and have fun together in the future, I'll bring the first glass, and we'll do it, for the sake of friendship!" I suggested with my glass raised.
But except for Liu Mang, who was playing a round for me with a hippie smile on the side, none of the other women cooperated at all, and even the monkey Xiaojin was very tacitly chirping, pulling the short skirts of the beauties below.
"Since it's the first time we've met, you should introduce us to each other, names are very important, and titles are also very important!" Yu Yi said leisurely, with a smile still on her beautiful face.
But this smile is full of a lot of murderous energy, which is a unique feeling of jealousy among women.
"Second brother, don't say that my brother is not a person, I just blame my sister-in-law for being too charming, the situation in your harem is much more complicated than mine, brother, I tried my best, and the next thing depends on you!" Liu Mang whispered in my ear.
Then, he drained the beer in the cup in one go, poured another glass of foreign wine, and shouted: "As a good brother of Brother Fan, let me introduce first, my name is Liu Mang, I am a pure young man, and I will do it first as respect." ”
As he spoke, he drank up the large glass of foreign wine in one go, and I thought he was helping me maintain the atmosphere of the scene.
Who would have thought that as soon as the wine was in his stomach, this guy covered his head and shouted: "It's not enough to drink!" Then, he fell asleep on the table and snorted.
, this conscienceless Erwuzai is not interesting enough, do you think your clumsy acting skills can fool Ximenyue and Huoyuan?
The headache is that these women don't seem to care at all, and all eyes are on me.
I stiffened my head, laughed dryly, and said, "Okay, I'll introduce you." ”
I have a cold sweat on my forehead, Yu Yi is very shrewd, let me introduce my identity to everyone, it looks nothing, but I am very scary to think about it.
As we all know, China is a big country of etiquette, and it is very doorway in all aspects, especially when introducing identity, it is necessary to say the most famous person first, and the words must be appropriate, which is a headache, because the palms and backs of the hands are meat, who do you introduce first, how to disclose their identities!
I thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a suitable solution.
"I'll start with the people who came from afar, this is Li Yuyi, this is Tang Xinyu, this is Luo Bingbing, this is Sun Yaxian, this is Mu Qing, and then from the capital, this is Ximenyue, this is Shui Nian, haha, everyone can shake hands happily!" I pretended to be grinning.
But these women were indifferent, looked up at me, and said in unison: "We all know the name, but what is the relationship between everyone and you?"
"Relationship ......" I muttered dryly, I can't say that you are all women in my harem, if you say this, I will die here.
In the end, I made use of the profound language and culture of China and said with a smile: "You are all my friends...... The closest friend!"
Girlfriends, good friends, business friends, all kinds of relationships can be summed up in these two words, as much as possible not to offend anyone.
"Yes, since I am Ye Fan's friend, that is also my friend of Ximenxue, I was born in the capital, and I am considered the master here, so I will pay tribute to these friends who have come from afar in the way of the master, I hope you don't stick to it!"
Ximenxue took the lead in getting up, poured a glass of red wine, looked around at the other women, and took a sip gently.
She is very powerful, preemptively, although she didn't say it explicitly, but anyone can hear it, she puts herself in the position of the host, everyone else is a guest, and the relationship is naturally much closer than others.
At this time, Yu Yi smiled slightly, pulled the neckline of OL professional clothes, and the curve of her hips and slender legs showed her elegance and beauty everywhere when she got up.
"Miss Xi said with a smile, today's dinner was organized by Ye Fan, just like eating at home, at home, how can I be stubborn? On the contrary, it's you, Ye Fan has been in the capital for so long, because we want to help him take care of the affairs of Yangcheng, we haven't come over, thanks to Miss Xi for taking time to take care of her during this time, I toast you two glasses and express my gratitude. ”
Yu Yi took the lead, drank the beer in the cup in one go, and then poured another glass of red wine, and there was a pause for a second in the middle, which was too bold.
It is said that the wine field is like a battlefield, and the situation at this time is even more terrible than the legend.
In addition, I know the amount of Yu Yi's drinking, which is not very good, and today she can drink two glasses in a row, obviously to defeat Ximen Xue, and the meaning in her words is even sharper than Ximen Xue.
But this is not the end, Yu Yi just finished drinking, Xinyu also got up decisively, the white short skirt is spotless, with her bright eyes, like a princess on top.
"Speaking of taking care of Ye Fan, I'm also a little ashamed, I have been negligent for too long, but now it's okay, I and Yu Yi's jobs have been transferred to the capital, in the future, there will be a lot of time to take care of you, and I won't trouble Miss Xi anymore, Yu Yi is too strong to drink, I'll toast you three glasses!"
This Nizi was even more violent, and drank three glasses of wine in a row, and her face did not change at all.
They all had sweet smiles on their faces as they spoke, and I can guarantee that anyone present would be absolutely captivated by their beauty.
It's also the first time I've felt that women drinking can have such a rich charm.
To be honest, I have been exhausted for this time, I haven't had a good rest for too long, and I can't even think of enjoying the lingering and gentle feeling, but after all, I am the age of blood and strength, and my physiological needs have been suppressed hard, and at this moment, I have a little bit of the idea of going astray.
At this moment, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the brothers at the other two tables had stopped shouting and toasting, and when I turned my head, they were fixed there one by one like wooden people, looking intently at the situation at our table, and their faces showed that kind of playful expression.
A wave of anger welled up in my heart, grandma is a bear, you friends who have suffered a thousand knives, not only do not help me out of the siege, but watch jokes here, do you do this brother?
Feeling my surging anger, Zhang Xiaohu, big gold teeth, Tang Feng immediately turned his head, picked up the wine bottle again, and shouted: "What about wine? wine can't be stopped, we can't interfere in other people's family affairs, meet with you brothers today, we hit it off at first sight, that's good, don't leave at night, we'll change the next one in a while, Huzi, I ask the brothers to be a dragon, clear the customs!"
"Okay, okay, this dare is good!" Da Jinya and Tang Feng agreed happily.
I sighed helplessly, it was completely impossible to get them to help.
Yu Yi, Xinyu, and Luo Bingbing, as the representative team of Yangcheng, fully showed their sassy and heroic side, and the wine did not stop for a moment, it seemed that they were going to drink Ximen Xue.
Ximenyue saw this situation, of course, she couldn't watch her sister fight alone, although Shui Nian and Huoyuan didn't want to join the battle, but after all, they had known Ximenxue for a longer time, and they had lived in Xi's villa for a long time, and they couldn't help when they saw their friends in trouble.
On the contrary, Sun Yaxian and Mu Qing were relatively silent on the side, but soon, as they drank more and more, they also joined the battle as a support group from Yangcheng.
Although there are five of them, one more than the Beijing team, Shui Nian and Huoyuan are from the barbarian tribe, and they used to drink from bowls, and even I didn't dare to BB for that amount of wine, and it was dark for a while.
During this period, I twisted Liu Mang's thigh a few times, and this guy actually endured the pain, motionless on the table like a dead man.
I felt like I had been forgotten by the world, and I tried to drink a few times, but no one listened to me.
It seems that they want to decide the winner at the wine table, and I am also soberly aware that after the war at the wine table is over, my business will definitely not be over.
After all, the night is long, and there are so many women, who am I going to live with tonight?
At that time, I had a question, you said that the ancient emperor's harem had three thousand beauties, how could he be busy!