"It's shameless, how amazing you are when you drive a Maserati, do you think all girls have to stick to you?"

The female traffic policeman did not speak in a good tone.

"I ......"

"What am I, I said that parking is not allowed here, you are not allowed to park, if you shout again, I will detain your car!"

Wang Chuchu: "......"

So grumpy!

I'm afraid I'm not here to greet my aunt?

Wang Zhizhi suddenly remembered Ren Caution.

The same is the police.

Why is the difference so big?

"Hey!"

Wang Zhizhi let out a long sigh.

Prepare to leave.

Good men don't fight women.

What's more, the other party is obviously not a girl anymore.

It's a tigress!

In this case, you can only consider yourself unlucky.

Wang Zhizhi was in a hurry to pick up Su Huajiu and others, and he didn't bother to entangle with her.

I can only say that this time the gluttony is a bit expensive!

Click!

Wang Zhichu opened the car door.

Just ready to sit in.

Outcome......

The female traffic police seem to have relied on Wang Chuchu.

Take a step forward.

Arms wide open.

Stop the king's beginning.

"What do you mean?"

Wang Zhichu frowned.

"Are you not convinced?"

The female traffic policeman stared at Wang Zhichu and asked.

"Not convinced?"

Wang Zhichu couldn't cry or laugh, and asked rhetorically: "Where do you see that I'm not convinced?"

"You just sighed!"

"Sighing is not convinced? I can't breathe? Could it be that if I take off my pants, I can only poop and not make a villain?

Besides, if you are allowed to post a ticket, I am not allowed to sigh?

Mind the sky and the road, and care about other people's shit and fart and sigh?"

"You !!"

The female traffic policeman was speechless.

The angry little face was red.

"To be a man, you have to be reasonable, although women are inherently unreasonable, but you still have to talk a little bit.

Otherwise, it will be difficult to find a boyfriend in the future, and no man can stand you!"

At the beginning of the king's bitter preaching.

Put the fried chicken in the car.

The female traffic policeman's chest rose and fell angrily.

The reason why she is so angry today is because she was nagged by her parents before going out.

Because of her bad temper and lack of ladylikeness, several boyfriends introduced to her by her parents couldn't stand the breakup, causing her parents to nag day by day.

If you listen to too much nagging, you will become irritable!

Now Wang Zhizhi inadvertently poked her pain again.

How can this be endured?

"I'm so angry, I can't find a boyfriend, what's the matter with you?

The female traffic policeman couldn't bear to take out her mobile phone.

I dialed a colleague's number.

"What about the crane team, I have a car violation here, and the owner's attitude is very bad, please come and lift it away immediately!"

it!

Really?

If this is hung away, how can I pick up Su Huajiu and them?

Wang Zhichu was suddenly anxious.

"Can we be reasonable?"

"Didn't you say just now that girls are unreasonable, then I'm not unreasonable, what can you do with me?"

The corners of the female traffic policeman's mouth twitched slightly.

Seeing that Wang was in a hurry.

She's a little smug.

I'm special!

Wang Chuchu wanted to scold the street.

Unreasonable woman, he's seen.

Unreasonable traffic policemen have also seen it.

is an unreasonable female traffic policeman, he really met it for the first time.

It's tricky and difficult to deal with in this situation.

Let's talk about it, it is definitely impossible to be reasonable.

Let's do it, even if you can beat it, it will make the family more angry and cause the matter to be more serious.

"Sister Beauty, I was wrong, I was wrong, we don't have to send a crane team for such a trivial matter. ”

At the beginning of the king's reign, he folded his hands and pleased.

The female traffic policeman raised her eyebrows.

"Do you really know it's wrong?"

"It's more real than diamonds!" passion

Wang Chuchu's eyes rolled and said, "In order to express my sincerity, I invite you to eat something good, which can be regarded as an apology."

Don't call it a crane, let's get it done!"

Delicious?

Most of the girls are foodies!

This traffic policeman is no exception!

Immediately.

The face is a little better.

"What are you going to treat me to eat?"

Wang Zhichu glanced at the fried chicken in the car, immediately took it out, and said with a smile: "This is the fried chicken I just bought, I'll treat you to eat **, how about it?"

The waiter told me just now that their chickens are carefully selected.

It's very robust and the chicken is very chewy!"

Female traffic policeman: "......"

Eat**?

Very robust?

Very chewy?

Let's talk about chickens.

Civilization you, me, and him.

Do you understand?

The female traffic policeman's face, which had just eased, turned red again in the next second.

scolded angrily: "Go eat it yourself, you dead pervert!"

Wang didn't think much about it at the beginning.

Didn't care about the details.

Faced with the abuse of the female traffic police.

Some innocent.

Also a little angry.

I kindly apologize to you.

Please also eat your fried chicken.

Why are you scolding me?

Even if you're wearing a police uniform, you can't be so lawless, right?

I also have human rights!

How could Wang Zhizhi endure being insulted like this, cleared his throat, and was ready to return the favor.

Can......

Keep your eyes peeled.

The female traffic policeman's eyes were a little red.

It's like I'm going to cry in anger!

Depend on!

You scolded me, what are you still wronged?

Wang Chuchu was a little soft-hearted.

"If you don't like fried chicken, I'll treat you to roast duck, duck, you always like it, right?"

Duck?

The female traffic policeman wants to be crooked again!

"You just eat ducks, what kind of person do you think I am!"

The female traffic policeman angrily put away the tears in her eyes and shouted: "You wait for me, I will lift your car away today!"

"Me!"

At the beginning of the king, he wanted to cry without tears.

Shaking his head and sighing.

"I suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet about not having contact with seven types of women, and now that I think about it, this joke is really true. ”

"What kind of jokes, what seven kinds of women?"

Women are curious animals.

The female traffic police are naturally curious.

Take advantage of the curiosity of the female traffic policeman.

Wang Zhichu got into the car.

A serious face.

"These seven types of women are female traffic policemen, female directors, female salesmen, female network administrators, female nurses, kindergarten teachers, and female mountaineers!"

"What's wrong with these seven types of women?"

The female traffic policeman became more and more curious.

"The joke says that each of these seven types of women will often say a word, which will make people misunderstand!"

"What?"

"The female climber said, "If you climb today, you have to climb for me."

The kindergarten teacher said, "Little brother, you're a little bad today."

The female nurse said, "Oops, it's crooked."

The female network manager said, if you can't get on, if you don't get on, just walk away, and there will be people lining up behind.

The saleswoman said, "There's still space inside, you can go in a little more."

The female director said, this one doesn't work, one more!

The female traffic policeman said, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop here!"

After speaking.

Wang Chuchu smiled meaningfully.

Female traffic policeman: "......"

This is indeed a common phrase in the industry.

At first glance.

It's nothing.

But if you think about it carefully, you will want to get dirty and involuntarily drive.

Swish!

The female traffic policeman's face turned redder.

A fight with Guan Erye!