Chapter 244: Girlfriend and Mother Fall into the River, Who Will Be Saved First?
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's not enough!"
The king was anxious at the beginning.
Apologize again and again.
As soon as he came, he couldn't stand the girls crying.
Second, Old Man Li said that if he made Li Chun'er unhappy, he would definitely have to finish with himself.
"What are you doing wrong?"
After all, Wang Zhichu encountered one of the problems that caused all men to have a headache.
At this time, you can't follow the girl's problem.
Otherwise, you'll keep getting stuck in it.
It will also make the girl even angrier.
"Don't worry about what I'm wrong with, listen to my story first. ”
Wang Zhichu didn't wait for Li Chun'er to answer, so he continued: "The story is like this, once upon a time, there were three people who were good friends, they were okay, bad, and whatever.
One day, if it's bad, say to whatever, let's go, let's eat, I'll have a treat.
Just ask, who else is there?
If it's bad, tell him that we're with ...... Alright!"
"Poof!"
Li Chun'er was instantly amused.
Pouting.
"We didn't have enough to eat, so we went shopping first, and we were eating when we were tired of shopping. ”
"Ahh
At the beginning of the king, he screamed as if he had seen a ghost.
"What?
Li Chun'er's eyes widened.
"Yes, yes!"
Wang Zhizhi forced a smile.
Originally, Wang Zhichu wanted to ask Li Chun'er why he picked all the lotus flowers in his house.
But now there is no chance to question it again.
Li Chun'er is taking advantage of the reason now, and if she continues to question, she has to cry.
At this moment, Wang Zhizhi can only sigh with emotion: It is so difficult to be a man!
......
In this way, Wang Zhichu changed his clothes and drove Maserati and Li Chun'er to go shopping.
Drive to Xidan.
Park your car in the underground parking lot.
The two began shopping.
From top to bottom.
From left to right.
Stop-and-go.
It never stopped.
This time, it is completely different from shopping with Yang Qingxue and Su Huajiu before.
Last time, I was able to find a place to rest.
This time, Li Chun'er was holding her arm the whole time, and she couldn't walk away at all.
The two went to the jewelry store, went to the doll shop, and went to play with the crane machine.
Girls have no resistance to cute things.
The same is true for Li Chun'er.
After a while, I bought a lot of cute doll dolls and pillows.
It's not very expensive, but it's already packed in seven or eight bags.
This has to be carried by Wang Zhichu.
Li Chun'er is really happy.
Smile like a flower.
Holding Wang Chuchu's arm, like a gentle little sheep.
"Let's play this!"
Li Chun'er targeted the game console again.
Wang Zhichu is now an emotionless shopping machine.
A neat nod in agreement.
Just as the two were about to play, there was a sudden quarrel not far away.
The voice is loud.
It immediately attracted the attention of Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er. I love Search.com
Both of them are owners who love to watch the excitement and love to eat melons, and they don't play game consoles anymore, so they run out to check it out in a hurry.
I saw a girl with dyed yellow hair shouting loudly at the door of a bag shop: "I don't care, I'm going to buy this bag today, you have to buy it for me!"
Opposite the yellow-haired woman, stood a man in a plaid shirt and glasses.
Look at this dress, it should be a programmer.
However, he had hair on his head, and it looked like he had just been dry.
He is the boyfriend of the yellow-haired woman.
Maybe he didn't want to be watched by so many people, so he lowered his voice and begged: "My dear, I haven't received my salary this month yet, can I buy it next month?"
The yellow-haired girl didn't care about it, and her voice became louder and louder: "I'm going to buy it!" I'll ask you, will you buy it for me?"
The programmer is still begging: "Buy! I must buy it!" But will I wait until my salary comes down?"
"I'm going to buy it now!"
The yellow-haired girl does not give up.
The programmer was a little embarrassed and said, "Honey, don't make a fuss about it, okay?"
"What are you talking about? You actually say I'm being vexatious?"
The yellow-haired girl was suddenly unhappy, and she opened her voice and said, "You don't love me anymore, you don't even buy me a bag now, and you say that I am unreasonable."
Sure enough, none of the men are reliable, I still made a mistake after all, and I have to carry everything by myself after all!"
The yellow-haired girl is not wrong, this is indeed not vexatious.
At this point, Wang Zhizhi has to stand on the side of the yellow-haired girl.
Because this special thing is not vexatious at all, but a scoundrel!
"I love you, of course I love you, I love you until I grow old, I love you until the sea is rotten, I love you so much that I am willing to give you everything!!"
This programmer is not particularly Muna, so he seized the opportunity and hurriedly confessed.
tried to move the yellow-haired girl by confessing.
So that there is no longer a struggle to buy bags.
However......
The yellow-haired girl was unmoved, and said lightly: "Since you are willing to give me everything, then buy a bag!"
Programmer: "......"
"Look, you still don't love me, you don't even buy me a bag, you just don't love me!"
The yellow-haired girl was even more scoundrel, and said: "You treat me like this now, and after I marry you, you can't bully me to death, so how much grievance do I have to suffer?"
"No, no, no, I won't bully you, and I won't let you be wronged. ”
The programmer raised his right hand.
I'm going to swear when I see it.
"Really, then I ask you, if I fall into the river with your mother, and you can only be alone, who are you going to save?"
it!
The yellow-haired woman directly threw out the question that has stumped countless men for thousands of years.
This is a thousand times more difficult than Li Chun'er's question about what you did wrong just now.
Programmer: "......"
How can he answer this special question!
If you can answer it, you don't have to be a hands-on programmer, but a salesman with a mouth!
"You say, you say!"
The yellow-haired girl asked reluctantly.
The programmer was sweating profusely.
Overwhelmed.
At the same time, many young couples watching around also fell into this problem.
Many girls also started asking their boyfriends this question.
The scene was embarrassing for a while!
That's when it happened.
Wang Zhichu stood up.
Walk slowly in front of the programmer.
She gently patted him on the shoulder, trying to relieve his stress and tension.
As a compatriot, I'll answer this question for him. ”
Wang Zhichu looked at the yellow-haired girl, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Of course he will save you!"
"A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, in front of his mother, he will definitely say save his mother!"
The yellow-haired woman shook her head violently.
expressed disbelief in Wang Chuchu's nonsense.
"No! he'd say the same thing in front of his mother!"
Wang Zhichu said categorically: "Because his mother won't ask him this question, his mother will only ask his father this question, and his father's answer must be the same as him, otherwise he won't be able to give birth to him?"
So how did his dad come here? It must have been his grandfather's answer to his grandmother's question, and he must have answered the same as his father.
So, he loves you like grandpa loves grandma, dad loves mom!"