"Teacher Li's mouth" refers to Li Guiyuan, who teaches politics, and Teacher Li's tongue is like a knife, which is intimidating.

In the last item, "Teacher Xiao's hand", Mr. Xiao refers to the teacher Xiao Zengyi Xiao who teaches Chinese in front of him, which means that his flying chalk skills are superb.

The first is the high accuracy rate, which students call "Lao Xiao chalk examples". The second is the distance, even if it is a long-distance projection from the podium to the last row of the classroom, it is still accurate, and the force is ruthless, according to the students who have been subjected, "it hurts".

In fact, there are not many people who fly chalk among teachers, but it is rare to have a long-distance steady, ruthless and accurate person like Mr. Xiao.

To say that among the three uniques, Mr. Liu's leg skills are too mysterious, and Mr. Li's mouth skills are slightly more difficult to imitate, only Mr. Xiao's hand skills are martial arts and easy to imitate, among students, especially among male students, there are a number of fans, Su He, Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao are all members of the fan group.

The reason why Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao became fans is probably related to the boys' martial arts complex. Su He felt that in real life, ordinary people like her probably would never see a martial arts master like Xiao Li Feidao in their lives, and it was also a rare benefit to be able to appreciate Teacher Xiao's flying chalk at close range from time to time.

Chalk is easy to get in school, and many boys are not satisfied with watching and appreciating, so they collect chalk heads around the house and practice quietly.

Flying chalk looks simple to say, but it is not easy to practice. The small chalk head is actually difficult to master, and there is no practice object, the process is boring, and it is difficult to make any obvious progress after practicing dozens of times against walls and big trees, so most of them often can't stick to it, and they give up after practicing.

Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao are among the few who have been able to persist so far.

Zhou Hao didn't know if he had been trained by his family, or if he was born with this talent, he was very accurate and made rapid progress as soon as he got started.

Compared with him, Cheng Wei is a complete newcomer, and his accuracy and progress speed are much different. Su He thought that he would be like the other boys, and he would give up soon without actual progress.

But to her little surprise, Cheng Wei, who couldn't see any encouragement, really persevered and was very patient with this exercise, which was actually of little practical use. And not only satisfied with the little chalk head collected from everywhere, but he also went to buy several boxes of new chalk for practicing divine skills.

However, judging from Su He's observation, this son is still far from the day of his great achievements, so I don't know if he can really hold on to the day when it will blossom and bear fruit.

At this time, Mr. Xiao was aiming at Cao Shangfei, a sports committee member who was sitting in the last row and sleeping soundly, and flew over with a piece of chalk.

Most of the students in the class are brain-dead fans of Mr. Xiao, and they began to get excited when they saw him raising their eyebrows, and they all opened their eyes that had been fighting before, for fear of missing any wonderful shots. Seeing that he began to pinch the chalk, they all held their breath and waited nervously, as if Mr. Xiao was not about to fly the chalk head, but the flying knife. The most onlooker was Su He, who not only stared at the boss, but even put his hands in a good posture, as if he was ready to give warm applause and cheers at any time. When Mr. Xiao raised his hand and began to fly, Su He also left his busy schedule at his table and quietly raised his hand there to seriously imitate the idol's movements.

As for whether we should sympathize with the object of Teacher Xiao's "attack"? I'm sorry, in front of such a wonderful live performance, everyone can't spare a little energy to squeeze out a little classmates' love to care about Cao Shangfei.

Moreover, Cao Shangfei didn't seem to need it, his snoring was high, the climax was stacked, the rainstorm pear blossoms were hit by a piece of chalk from Mr. Xiao, and the undulating snoring only paused for a second, and quickly found his rhythm and continued.

Cao Tiwei's snoring did not stop, and Mr. Xiao's chalk attack did not stop, throwing one, two, and three cuts. Although Mr. Xiao's chalk magic has reached the realm of transformation, he can't stand Cao Shangfei's rough skin and thick flesh. When the first piece of chalk flew over, it was quite a reaction, but the next few pieces didn't know if the strength in Mr. Xiao's hand was weak, or Cao Shangfei was used to the chalk hitting, not only did he not wake up, but even the rhythm of the snoring sound was no longer chaotic.

Mr. Xiao's chalk did not falsify as usual, but it was almost useless, and a wonderful performance became a joke because the blood defense of the Cao Sports Committee was too high.

The whole class was full of energy, and their faces were flushed.

It's very hard to hold back a smile.

Everyone held back a smile and looked at each other wildly.

Seeing that a few pieces of chalk flew over without any effect, Mr. Xiao's face was already as black and informative as the blackboard behind him, and he angrily went to Cao Shangfei's seat, raised his leg and kicked it in his chair.

Teacher Xiao's strength in this kick is not small, but Cao Shangfei is tall and big, and his weight is not light, and this angry kick only kicked his chair crookedly.

Cao Shangfei's drowsiness was firm, and such a big movement and strength only stopped his snoring, and he still didn't wake up, and it seemed that he might start fighting again at any time.

His tablemate Mu Jia saw that Teacher Xiao was so angry that his neck was about to thicken, and quickly reached out to pull the sleeve of Cao Shangfei's clothes.

Probably Mu Jia's hand strength is too gentle.

Cao Shangfei...... Haven't woken up yet.

Teacher Xiao stared, so angry that he couldn't speak, as if he choked on something he hadn't eaten.

Mu Jia didn't look like a word, so he simply changed it to a shot, and snapped it on his back a few times, and finally woke up Cao Shangfei.

Cao Shangfei, who was woken up, turned his head to look at his table unhappily, slurred his speech, and asked with sleepy eyes, "What are you doing?" and did not respond at the same table, he looked at the empty podium, and explained himself very wittily, "Ah, class is over!

One second, a hundred times more energy!

Then in the next second, Cao Shangfei, who was 100 times more energetic, was tragic.

In the roar of Teacher Xiao, he stood outside the classroom door and stood for punishment.

Teacher Xiao returned to the podium to continue the lecture, but his passion was interrupted just now, and he was angry again, and the next content was flat. In this way, the original dry composition class was even more dry, but the students who were bored because of the content of the course have changed their previous sleepiness and are full of interest.

"This assignment is an observation diary, not an article, starting from today, writing for a week, unlimited words, no object, and handed in next week. ”

After Mr. Xiao's words were finished, a wail immediately sounded in the classroom, and all kinds of complaints came one after another, and the students who were quite supportive just now "fell down" at this time.

I don't know what the reason is, Mr. Xiao, who was originally in low air pressure, not only did not get angry when he saw this situation, but his face improved a little. Ignoring the noisy students below, he slowly walked off the podium with his hands behind his back and walked out of the classroom door.

A few seconds later, the students of Class 2, who were wailing for the seven observation diaries, heard Teacher Xiao's energetic and passionate roar from outside the classroom door, "After class, next fart!

Whole class, "......"

Su He and Cheng Wei, the two sleepy stars, glanced at each other, and couldn't help but be in awe, although the two of them are also good sleepers, but they can still sleep so sweetly when they stand, and they also make Teacher Xiao, who has always paid attention to conversation, angry and swearing, Cao Shangfei is really a model for my generation.

Until the bell rang for the end of class, Mr. Xiao's passionate roar did not stop, and Cao Shangfei's mouth was not idle.

Teacher Xiao and Cao Shangfei were both standing outside the classroom door, and everyone couldn't see them, and they could only guess their expressions and emotions by their voices. Probably because Cao Shangfei's tone was indeed very sincere, and his remorse attitude was quite good, and Mr. Xiao's voice gradually lowered a lot, but he still insisted on talking to his parents.

After class, Cao Shangfei was caught by Mr. Xiao into the office to continue talking, and the other students watched their distant backs, discussing the topic just now, and worrying about the homework just now.

When the bell rang for the second period, Cao Shangfei ran into the classroom with a relaxed face in front of the attention of the whole class.

Liu Jin, the squad leader, asked him how he was doing and if he wanted to find his parents.

Cao Shangfei said proudly, "Who is my brother, with my three-inch incorruptible tongue like this, and so and so, Teacher Xiao immediately moved his heart of compassion......

The following omits self-boasting five hundred words.

Liu Jin was not interested in Cao Shangfei's bragging, and only asked him not to make mistakes like today in class in the future-you just sleep, what are you snoring?

......

The following is omitted to persuade the heart to talk 500 words.

Liu Jin has a lot of words, and his speed of speech has been obvious since he experienced military training. Cao Shangfei also has a lot of words, and when he says that he is happy, he will talk faster and faster.

The two of them can be regarded as chess opponents, but fortunately, the teacher of the second class came quickly, otherwise these two would not know when to go.

After the analysis of the students in the class, everyone agreed that according to Mr. Xiao's temper, he really wanted to invite Cao Shangfei's parents over for tea, but their homeroom teacher was a master with uncertain whereabouts, and even Mr. Xiao, who was a colleague, was difficult to find him for a while. In addition, Cao Shangfei has a good mouth, it is estimated that his mouth was not idle when he was in the teacher's office, and he must have carried out countless profound self-criticisms, calming down Mr. Xiao's anger a little, and temporarily letting him go.

Cao Shangfei was able to escape the tragic fate of being found by his parents, but for all students, the bad luck of holding back seven observation diaries is irreversible, and Su He is naturally no exception.

In fact, compared with his former student days, Su He's ability to talk nonsense on paper now can be described as an extraordinary progress. After many years of Internet readers, the habit of reading articles and commenting has formed a conditioned reflex, so that now they habitually take a pen and "comment" on paper when they read any novel, let alone eight or nine hundred words, even eight or nine thousand words.