Chapter 29: Holding Your Breath Contest Holds Your Fart

Seeing that Zhao Hai was going to hold his breath with Ye Nanbi, Lou Shixuan also laughed.

She saw Ye Nan chasing the shark in the sea and beating him, and finally chased the shark and dived away.

Zhao Hai wants to compare with Ye Nan, Lou Shixuan still feels that there may be hope of winning, but it is absolutely impossible to hold his breath.

"Forget it, Senior Brother Zhao, you still don't want to compare!" Lou Shixuan stopped.

Hearing Lou Shixuan stop him, Zhao Hai felt that he had found his way.

In the swimming team, he is king for breath-holding time, and even many teachers can't compare to him.

Lou Shixuan must have known that Ye Nan couldn't compare to herself, so she didn't let them compare!

"Brother Ye Nan also said just now, men should be simple! If you can't afford to lose, you can't afford to lose!" Zhao Hai looked like a master and lonely.

Ye Nan and Lou Shixuan glanced at each other, and Lou Shixuan no longer dissuaded.

Then the two set the rules of the game!

Two people don't get their heads into the water at the same time, and whoever comes out first loses!

If you lose, put another small crab in your swimming trunks for a minute.

Ye Nan felt a little bored, so he could only wait for Zhao Hai to come out first and then come out by himself.

The two people entered the water at the same time, and Wang Shude, Ni Lingling, and Jiao Lanlan looked at the two people in the water with nervous expressions.

And Lou Shixuan is like no one, looking at the scenery in the distance and looking at the crowd on the shore!

After Jiao Lanlan saw it, she asked, "Senior Sister Lou, why don't you look worried at all? Could it be that you know that your little boyfriend can't compare to Zhao Hai and has already given up?"

Lou Shixuan smiled, "As far as the people I know, I'm afraid there is no one who can compare to Ye Nan!"

Wang Shude and Ni Lingling glanced at Lou Shixuan in shock, but they didn't believe it much.

Zhao Hai's breath-holding time reached five minutes, and he was already a mythical existence among everyone.

Lou Shixuan actually said that she couldn't compare to Ye Nan, so they naturally didn't believe it.

"That's okay! Since Senior Sister is so confident, let's wait and see!" Jiao Lanlan said with a smile.

Because Ye Nan and Zhao Hai just submerged their heads in the water, they could also hear the words of Lou Shixuan and Jiao Lanlan outside.

When Zhao Hai in the water heard this, a disdainful smile appeared on his face, and he stretched out his middle finger at Ye Nan with both hands.

Zhao Hai thought that Ye Nan couldn't see it, but he didn't know that Ye Nan was in the water and his eyes were open all the time.

Seeing Zhao Hai's movements, Ye Nan also felt angry in his heart.

The tiger is not powerful, you still treat me as a hellokitty!

Bending down a little more, Ye Nan picked up a few larger pieces of gravel from below!

The size is like a grain of rice, and it feels similar to a grain of rice.

"Hehe, don't blame me! You can't win anyway, why bother soaking in the water for five minutes!" Ye Nan smiled, and then directly bounced the sand out.

Although it was in the water, Ye Nan's strength was well controlled.

The sand and gravel directly hit Zhao Hai's qi pool, pylorus and other acupuncture points.

According to the introduction of the "Chaos Transformation Dragon Sutra", these acupuncture points have no other role, but they can condense the dirty qi in the body and then detoxify.

In other words, "fart"!

Zhao Hai, who was still holding his breath, suddenly felt that there was an extra breath of gas in his stomach!

Before he could react, the gas had already found its way out!

"Goo-dong!"

A large bubble was released from behind Zhao Hai.

Originally, farting was a hidden thing, but because of others in the water, the bubble became extremely noticeable.

Ni Lingling, Jiao Lanlan and Wang Shude outside were still observing, and suddenly saw a large bubble floating up under the water, and then disappeared with a "bang".

"This should be Zhao Hai ventilating, right?" Ni Lingling guessed.

Before Ni Lingling finished speaking, another bubble appeared, followed by the next ......

Zhao Hai in the water felt like a dog in his heart, his stomach was usually fine, why did he want to deflate when he got to the water?

Moreover, it was with so many people watching!

However, Zhao Hai's body was like a blower, and after a while, a puff of gas was formed, and then it went straight to the back door, and then turned into a big bubble!

The people outside finally felt that something was wrong, Jiao Lanlan took the swimming goggles and said, "I'll go down and see them!"

Then, Jiao Lanlan also submerged her head in the water and looked towards Zhao Hai.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the water entered, a bubble hit Jiao Lanlan's face.

Jiao Lanlan couldn't dodge at all, and was directly smashed in the face by the bubble.

An inexplicable sourness spread over Jiao Lanlan's entire body and mind.

Jiao Lanlan already knew what those bubbles were!

That's Zhao Hai's fart!

The key is that she was also blown up by Zhao Hai's fart!

Jiao Lanlan's mood couldn't be more beautiful!

Crash!

Jiao Lanlan didn't stay in the water for a second, and jumped out directly.

Twisting his face to the side, he retched.

Several other people around were very worried, and hurriedly asked what was wrong, whether it was dangerous.

Jiao Lanlan's face turned dark, and she said angrily: "There is a danger of fart! Those bubbles are all Zhao Hai's farts!"

The faces of the rest of the people became very colorful.

Turning their heads to look at the bubbles that came out one after another, several people tacitly took two steps back.

"It seems dangerous to fart like this, right?" Wang Shude said.

"Dangerous fart!" Jiao Lanlan said with a blushing face, "He won't be hit by a fart himself!"

Hearing that everyone on the water was still discussing their farts, and then seeing Ye Nan on the opposite side stretching out two thumbs up at him, Zhao Hai in the water turned red!

In the end, Zhao Hai couldn't help it anymore and jumped out of the water directly.

After seeing Zhao Hai go out, Ye Nan also followed out of the water!

"I should have won, right?" Ye Nan said with a smile.

Zhao Hai covered his buttocks and said unwillingly, "This game is not fair, I am too uncomfortable." ”

Ye Nan smiled and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhao Hai's face was flushed, and he couldn't say it.

At this moment, a series of bubbles came out from behind Zhao Hai, "Gurgling ......"

"Ah, Zhao Hai, are you leaking air somewhere?" Ni Lingling on the side said with her mouth covered.

Zhao Hai couldn't stand it anymore, "I'm sick to my stomach, go to the toilet first!"

Ye Nan smiled, and then casually untied the acupuncture points for Zhao Hai.

Everyone looked at Zhao Hai, who was fleeing in the wilderness, and they also laughed.

Only Lou Shixuan looked at Zhao Hai, who had escaped, and glanced at Ye Nan thoughtfully.

Ye Nan smiled, leaned over to Lou Shixuan and whispered, "You don't really like me because you watch me win two in a row, right?"

"Die!" Lou Shixuan stomped on Ye Nan fiercely under the water.

Ye Nan smiled, he said this, mainly to divert Lou Shixuan's attention and save her from investigating what was going on with Zhao Hai's fart.

Sure enough, his plan was relatively successful.

He Tao went to deal with the crab tongs in the swimming trunks, Zhao Hai went to deal with his stomach, and there were only five people left in the sea.

Ni Lingling then suggested that everyone go ashore to gather, find the two people and go to eat together.

Lou Shixuan originally wanted to invite Ye Nan to dinner alone to thank Ye Nan, but Ni Lingling opened her mouth first, and she couldn't refuse, so she had to go to eat together.

A few people on this side went ashore together, and He Tao and Zhao Hai on the other side also met!

After He Tao saw Zhao Hai, he gave Zhao Hai a punch, scolded Zhao Haiyin himself, and used a sober little crab.

But Zhao Hai swore a poisonous oath to regain He Tao's trust.

After Zhao Hai said what happened to him, He Tao calmed down a bit, but it was not only himself who was so embarrassed.

People are like this, if you are alone and embarrassed, it will be very uncomfortable, but if someone accompanies you and loses face, you will feel a lot calmer.

"No! I still have to teach that bastard a lesson! Dare me to be embarrassed in front of Lou Shixuan, I will make him completely lie on the ground and become a dog!" He Tao said angrily.

Zhao Hai asked, "What are you going to do?"

He Tao smiled, "I know a brother who has a few people who are mixed up on the road, I will ask him to find a few people to deliberately find trouble, looking for an opportunity to beat Ye Nan into a dog! Finally, I will come forward again and beat them away, so that Lou Shixuan can experience what a sense of security is! What is a hero saving beauty!"

Zhao Hai's face was also full of smiles, "Let them come quickly! I can't help but watch that bastard get beaten! When the time comes, I can accompany you to act, and it just so happens to let Jiao Lanlan and Ni Lingling see my heroism." ”

He Tao nodded, and then ran aside to make a phone call.

After a while, everyone changed out of their bathing suits and returned to civilian clothes, ready to look for food.

He Tao pointed to the seaside barbecue in the distance and said, "Since you have come to the beach, you can't help but go to the seaside barbecue! Let's go! I'll have a treat!"

Everyone didn't have any opinions, just go over and sit down!

After waiting for a while, the food was served, and four or five thugs with colorful hair came over next to him.

Seeing them, He Tao laughed.

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