Chapter 5 The Cheapest Pick-Up Man in History

"What did you say?" Ren Bushan was stunned.

"You can be so proud to be a pick-up man, and I really admire you!" Ye Nan said lightly.

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter.

Ye Nan is not a person who likes to find trouble, but he is also not a person who is afraid of trouble.

In Ye Nan's opinion, Zhao Qian broke up after using herself, which was her own blindness.

In the future, everyone will not get along with each other!

However, Zhao Qian and Ren Bushan deliberately stepped on themselves, which was unbearable!

Zhao Qian here scolded angrily: "Ye Nan, you stinky mouthful, and you have the face to say that others are picking up the plate! Look at your whole body, is there something I can look up to?"

Ye Nan glanced at Zhao Qian coldly, and said lightly, "I can't look at it, why do you want to be my girlfriend?

Everyone around him was holding back laughter.

Zhao Qian was speechless for a moment.

She can't say in front of so many people that she was trying to improve her grades, but now she has a better backer, so she kicked Ye Nan!

"If you don't meet a few bastards, how can you know who the real Prince Charming is?" Ren Bushan took a step forward, hugged Zhao Qian and said, "Qianqian just wants to find a good boyfriend." Look at your silk appearance, there are stalls all over your body, which point can match our gentle and beautiful Qianqian. ”

Zhao Qian leaned on Ren Bushan's shoulder affectionately, and then raised her head and kissed Ren Bushan, completely ignoring Ye Nan in front of her.

Looking at the aggressive appearance of the two, Ye Nan sighed.

You sent it yourself, so don't blame me!

"Comrade Pick-up Xia, have I spoken to you?" Ye Nan began to fight back.

"You ......" Ren Bushan was blocked.

Without waiting for Ren Bushan to speak, Ye Nan continued:

"I'll settle accounts with you! Let you know your status as a pick-up man. ”

"Your family Qianqian has been with me for a year and a half, and we sleep together almost every day. Except for the time of the Great Aunt, there are about 400 days left, and something happens naturally!

Hearing this, Zhao Qian's face changed, and she flatly denied it: "No!"

Ye Nan ignored it and continued.

"Sleep three times a day, that's 1,200 times! I'm the poor silk in your mouth, and I only spent 2,000 yuan for her in the past year and a half! 2,000 yuan, 1,200 times, it takes about six cents to do it with her! The price of your pick-up man is not high, it can be said that it is the cheapest pick-up man in history!"

Everyone around them covered their mouths and laughed.

"I just heard that you are going to buy her a 'La Mer' cosmetics set, it will cost more than 10,000, right? 10,000 divided by one dime six, hehe, you have to do it 7,000 times to get back to your roots! Young man, exercise more, save yourself from dying young!" Ye Nan patted Ren Bushan on the shoulder, turned around and left!

Brush away and hide merit and fame!

Ye Nan is very chic, but Zhao Qian and Ren Bushan's faces are already purple!

Do it once, a piece of six!

7,000 times to pay back!

The cheapest pick-up man in history!

Ye Nan's words made the onlookers really can't help it, and they all burst into laughter.

Zhao Qian regretted provoking Ye Nan, she really didn't expect that Ye Nan, who had been obedient to her in front of her in the past, why did she become so sharp and ruthless today!

How did she know that all Ye Nan's tolerance and kindness had been used up on her, and that was all that was left.

"Ye Nan, you lied, I didn't let you touch me at all! Not once!" Zhao Qian yelled at Ye Nan.

"Really?" Ye Nan asked coldly, "Then when you were with Ren Bushan, was it the first time?"

Zhao Qian was stunned for a moment.

Although Ye Nan hadn't had anything to do with her, her first time had already been given to someone else.

Ye Nan's mood was a little low, he didn't know if Zhao Qian was the first time, but he just guessed based on Zhao Qian's acting skills.

Facts have proved that he guessed correctly, Zhao Qian's private life is really messy enough.

"Hehe!" Ye Nan suddenly felt very bored, so he turned around and left.

Ren Bushan is about to go crazy, he knows that the title of "the cheapest pick-up man in history" is estimated to be confirmed!

"Bastard, I'll kill you!" Ren Bushan was annoyed and angry, and ran up directly and kicked Ye Nan in the back!

Hearing the movement, he directly dodged to dodge Ren Bushan's attack, and then kicked Ren Bushan's body!

Ren Bushan was kicked out directly in the air, fell to the ground, and couldn't stand up holding his stomach.

Ye Nan's strength is too great!

Zhao Qian hurriedly ran over and went to help Ren Bushan with a nervous face.

Seeing Zhao Qian, Ren Bushan remembered the title of "the cheapest pick-up man in history", and his heart was blocked, and he directly pushed Zhao Qian aside.

Zhao Qian's face was very ugly, and she scolded Ye Nan angrily, "Ye Nan, you bastard, you bastard who doesn't have a woman to want! If you are dumped by me, you will destroy my happiness, and I will curse you to be single for the rest of your life!"

Ye Nan was about to speak, when a pleasant voice suddenly came from beside him.

"Who said Ye Nan didn't have anyone to ask for it?" I saw a beautiful woman in a white dress walk in.

As he spoke, he stepped forward and grabbed Ye Nan's arm directly and said, "I'm his girlfriend." ”

Looking at the beauties around him, Ye Nan was stunned!

Zhao Qian was even more confused!

She felt like her face was swollen!

This slap in the face is too fast!

Zhao Qian's facial features and figure are also good, but in front of this beauty, it seems that all the light is blocked.

But how did such a beautiful woman become Ye Nan's girlfriend?

Ye Nan, he's just a silk?

"Damn, isn't this our school's freshman Hua Lou Shixuan?" exclaimed a boy who was watching.

Immediately, everyone was shocked.

Ren Bushan's eyes when he looked at Ye Nan did not have the initial pride, but turned into envy and jealousy!

Lou Shixuan saw that she was recognized, and there was a hint of blush on her delicate face, but she still grabbed Ye Nan's arm tightly.

"Remember, it wasn't you who dumped Ye Nan, but Ye Nan was with me and dumped you!Got it?" After speaking, Lou Shixuan dragged Ye Nan, who was a little confused, and ran away.

Zhao Qian felt a hot pain on her face.

After Lou Shixuan's trouble, everyone will believe that Ye Nan dumped her, not that she dumped Ye Nan.

After all, Zhao Qian can be regarded as a small class flower at most, which is still too far behind a school flower like Lou Shixuan.

Moreover, she also has a label of "one time for six cents"!

"Bushan, woo woo......" Zhao Qian could only show her acting skills and show her grievances and pity to Ren Bushan.

"Get out! don't bother me!" Ren Bushan slapped Zhao Qian directly in the face.

"Ye Nan, I'm going to make your life worse than death!" Ren Bushan's eyes were full of hatred and resentment, and he left angrily.

Zhao Qian covered her face, glanced at Ye Nan's back hatefully, and then chased towards Ren Bushan.

Ye Nan looked confused, and was pulled away by Lou Shixuan, and it took him a long time to react.

"Beauty, we've only met for the first time, is the progress too fast?" Ye Nan wondered.

Lou Shixuan's face flushed, "It's not the first time we've met, we've met yesterday!"

Yesterday?

Ye Nan looked at Lou Shixuan in a daze, the more she looked at it, the more familiar she became, and finally exclaimed: "Damn, you are the beautiful woman who was almost bitten by a shark yesterday." ”

Yesterday, Ye Nan rescued two beauties in the beach, the first was Qiu Yuhan, and the second was Lou Shixuan, the beautiful school flower in front of him.

"Well, you look so good in your clothes!" Ye Nan muttered.

Lou Shixuan's face turned even redder!

What does it mean to look good in clothes?

Ye Nan hurriedly explained, "I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous when I see a beautiful woman, I don't know what to say!"

"Are you nervous? But yesterday when you chased the shark, you weren't nervous at all! In the end, Lou Shixuan's face became strange.

Ye Nan couldn't help but blush, "Ahem! Is it? You read it wrong! Flesh-colored swimming trunks!"

Lou Shixuan blushed and glanced at Ye Nan, and Ye Nan's heart fluttered.

"Anyway, thank you for pulling out your sword to help today!" Ye Nan diverted the topic.

"Without me, you wouldn't have suffered!" Lou Shixuan blinked and continued: "Besides, you are my life-saving benefactor!

There were some passing students around, who also recognized Lou Shixuan's identity, and when they heard that she was going to invite Ye Nan to dinner, they immediately looked at Ye Nan in surprise, wanting to see who this was.

However, to their surprise, Ye Nan shook his head, "I'm sorry, I'm really not free tonight!

After speaking, Ye Nan turned around and left directly.

The surrounding students were shocked, the school flower Lou Shixuan was a treat, this guy refused directly, it's too awesome!

Lou Shixuan was also a little confused, in the past, other boys invited her to dinner and were rejected, but now she is rejected by others.

"Hmph!" Lou Shixuan wrinkled her nose, "I refuse to invite guests, and I have quite a character! However, you can't escape! I must find the secret of you." ”

Ye Nan leave quickly!

He rejected Lou Shixuan, not pretending to be forced, let alone inferiority.

Instead, he knew that his performance in the beach was too shocking!

If you get too close to Lou Shixuan, you are in danger of exposing yourself.

Ye Nan doesn't want to be treated like a guinea pig!

When he arrived at the school cafeteria, Ye Nan casually found something to eat.

What surprised Ye Nan was that his meal seemed to have become much larger, and he was stunned to eat two or three times the amount in the past before he felt full.

The aunt who was cleaning on the side was shocked to watch.

After lunch, Ye Nan went back to the dormitory directly, Hou Liang and Xu Yifeng were already in the dormitory, but neither of them was in a high mood!

Seeing Ye Nan come back, the boss Xu Yifeng said with a gloomy face: "Third child, something is wrong!"

The monkey looked even more sad and said, "Third brother, I'm going to die!"

Ye Nan was stunned.