Chapter 1000: The Inexplicable World

In just a few seconds, Wuming had been beaten to only half of his body, but the goal had been achieved, and Qin Tiandi successfully sent out the second Heaven Destroying Jedi, pulling her out of the void a second before Wuming was about to be completely destroyed by the dimensional storm.

“...... Yes...... It hurts me...... It hurts to death...... What is this place?" Wu Ming opened his eyes and saw the unfamiliar ceiling, most of his body had disappeared, and now he was lying on a plastic sheet, next to which were the Qianfang Sword and the Lifeless Sword with only the hilt left, and on the edge of the table not far away, Qin Tiandi was tinkering with something.

"Well, this is the Earth, but I don't know which world this is, the Void Realm divides all the dimensions, all the worlds, so I don't know which world we came to, this is a hotel I found, thanks to you all that is left, I didn't arouse any suspicion when I carried you in a sack. Qin Tiandi walked over with a cup of strangely colored liquid and splashed it on Wuming's body, "This is my special antiseptic that can prevent your wounds from rotting." ”

"Alas...... Well, it will take at least a few months for my body to grow back...... We can't stay in a hostel all the time, sooner or later we'll be discovered. "Wu Ming was completely abolished after this battle, only one right hand was still attached to his shoulder, and the part below his chest was all reimbursed, and Qin Tiandi had almost lost all his strength.

"Don't worry, I'm on this planet, right around us, sensing the breath of my kind. Qin Tiandi pointed out the window with his thumb.

"Immortals, there are immortals in this world?"

"Not this kind. ”

"Demons?"

"Hmm. Qin Tiandi opened the window, "I can sense them, they can sense me, believe me, they will soon come to contact the two of us who have broken into their territory......"

Girl Folding Longevity......

And so...... Have you investigated?" A few days later, Wu Ming's body recovered a little, but he still couldn't move, but at this time, Qin Tiandi was ready for the two of them to move to a new place, "We arranged it?"

"It's arranged clearly, and when you recover from your injuries, you can uncover the coffin. Qin Tiandi put the plastic bag in his hand on the ground, "This world seems to be in a three-legged state of angels, fallen angels and demons, and what we are in now is the territory of demons, and the leader of this place is a very good girl, called ...... Oh yes, Lias Gimonri. ”

"Jimonri?" Wuming seemed to think of something, "Hmm...... You didn't ask her anything?"

"I asked, I asked her where Barbatos-chan had gone, and where the old thief Leif was. Qin Tiandi scratched his cheeks, "By the way, they can provide us with accommodation, so I'm going to put you in a bag later, and besides, you'd better be mentally prepared." ”

"What preparation?"

"I'm afraid you'll have an inferiority complex when you see them. ”

“??”

"Because you're flat. ”

“......”

The girl continues to live a long life......

"Ya Laze...... That's ...... Ahem, well, good, in good shape. "Today is the second day of coming to the beach, yesterday a group of people were crazy, most of them haven't gotten up yet, but because of the throat I just had, everyone got up...... Eh, what's the situation? Why do I feel like I have someone on my stomach? I'm standing here...... Masaka ...... I'm dreaming right now?

"Didn't react?Woo woo!!" Yuyuko jumped on my belly several times in a row, but I still didn't wake up, and the purple next to me smiled wickedly, "Get me up!" Yuyuko jumped into the air, and then kicked down at an angle of forty-five degrees, but almost at the same time, I unfortunately, I rolled over, "Yikes!!"

Yuyuko kicked on the soft quilt, the quilt slid away, and Yuyuko also fell on the bed on her back, and her head hit the carved flower at the end of the bed with a 'Duang', and Yuyuko didn't say a word, so she ran to Yinghime's to report.

Half an hour later, realizing that I was really dreaming, I woke up to find Yuyuko lying next to me in the opposite position from me, and there was a purple one rolling on the ground next to the bed.

"What the hell is hat-are-you?" I didn't figure out for a moment.

"Huh?" Purple turned her head around, "It's okay, Yuyuko wanted to wake you up and threw herself to death." ”

"Oh, that's right...... That...... What are you doing here?"

"I just overlaughed and twisted my waist. "Purple looks like it's just ...... It's almost like hanging a sign around her neck that cares for the elderly, "I can't move, I'm disabled." ”

"Oh...... Oh my God...... "I quietly stepped over Yuyuko, lest she suddenly remember that she was already dead and the unfortunate fact that Yinghime was on vacation today, and then squatted next to Purple and touched her waist with my hand, "Is this it?"

"Yes, yes, yes, help me knock lightly, knock and rub again...... Hey, are you kneading too far down...... Bah!"

"I think so, right, since you can't move now...... Does that mean I can do whatever I want?" I put my hand in a position that Yakumo never wanted to be touched...... Where do you want to go! I'm talking about the soles of your feet! Do you think it's ass? Blah! You perverts! "Say, what the hell are you doing in my room! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

"Actually, Yuyuko is hungry and can't find anyone, so I want you to be a cook again, I want to see jokes, so here, please quickly take my waist back, I'm afraid of itching, don't do this to me, otherwise I'll call the brothers from all the halls in minutes...... Hahahahaha...... Don't don't...... Clam clam clam ......"

Forty minutes, I was satisfied...... Again, forty minutes, I'm fine.

"Sigh and snort......" Yuyuko is content to swim in a bowl of noodles the size of a swimming pool, but no matter how outsiders look at it, it looks like Yuyuko has cooked herself, especially in order to prevent it from cooling quickly, and the bottom of the big bowl is also heated with fire, "Hmm, mmmm......"

She said...... "Purple is about to translate."

"Brother, you don't want to be a cook, do you want to come to my house to eat, live, and make business trips, and there are additional subsidies, right, I understand. "I have a suspicious black cloth over my eyes, just to prevent me from seeing Yuyuko's ...... After all, she has no clothes when she soaks in the bowl, right, but what the hell is this black cloth, my analysis system can't wear it through, "I'll tell you like this, it's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life, all of them are talents in Gensokyo, and they speak well, I like it so much, it's like going home, so I won't go to live in your miserable and miserable underworld." ”