Meng Shengle squinted his mouth and bit his cigarette and said, Are you asking a human being? There are a few people in the world who don't want to make money.

I stepped on the cigarette butt and said loudly, "I have a trick, but I have to show my face." ”

He swallowed his saliva and asked dryly, "You don't plan to lead me to sell blood, do you?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "What do you want to do, I will definitely be able to make money with this trick, but I need some investment, two hundred yuan is about the same, I don't have any work skills, as long as I can be shameless and not afraid of being beaten, it is quite easy to pay a hundred or ten dollars a day." ”

He cautiously said, "What are you doing? I tell you, I will definitely not do the business of stealing." ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "Do you want to eat?" You take the pot, I take the bowl, I am responsible for crying, you are responsible for shouting, it is useless to talk nonsense, my thoughts are like this."

After listening to what I said, he immediately became interested, and waved his hand at me and said, "Let's go, find Dapeng to borrow it, he will spend it today." ”

For a moment, I felt a little sorry for Dapeng, there was a buddy who was more worried than myself about when to pay his salary, and he was waiting every day with his fingers, and it was difficult to think about it.

I knew that Meng Shengle would definitely not tell the truth, shouting that there was no money, but as soon as he came out of the alley, he bought two yuan buns, and led me to the bus stop to wait for the bus when he was done.

That cheap and swishing appearance is as if Qian Long carved out a mold, but he is more snarky than Qian Long, and he took out his mobile phone to keep accounts while eating steamed buns: last night KTV drank and paid 300 yuan in advance, bought steamed buns and lent Liu Yang one yuan, and lent him five yuan for taking the bus

I squinted at him and asked, "Are you tired?"

He chewed the bun deliciously, and said vaguely: "I'm not tired, I enjoy the feeling of being a creditor, and you now owe me a total of three hundred and six yuan." ”

It didn't take long for the bus to come, and the two of us quickly squeezed in, and the hospital where Dapeng worked was in the city center, a well-known first-class hospital.

More than 20 minutes later, we came to the door of the hospital, and Meng Shengle called Dapeng.

Not long after, Tao Yapeng, who was wearing a light blue nurse uniform and a mask, hurriedly ran out of the inpatient department, sweating profusely and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaolezi." ”

Meng Shengle stretched out two fingers and said with a smile on his face: "There is a project to make a fortune, I want to take you to get rich, and now you only need to invest 300 yuan to reach the peak of life."

Dapeng turned his head and walked away: "Come on, then let me continue to struggle on the poverty line, I'm busy, let's talk back.."

Seeing that the lure had no effect, Meng Shengle immediately began to work bitterly, and pitifully grabbed Dapeng's arm and shook it twice: "Brother Peng, pull my brother, I was kicked out by my father, and eating is a problem now." ”

Dapeng frowned and scolded: "I'm really convinced of you, find a job and you can die! Okay, I'll transfer it to you on WeChat, it's just three hundred, and I don't have a single point more, and you know what my situation is." ”

Meng Shengle jumped up and gnawed on Dapeng's face without skin and face: "Oba, what a day." ”

"Get out of the way!" Dapeng elbowed him away, turned his head to look at me and said with a smile: "If you don't have a place to eat at noon, come to me, the staff of the hospital has a good meal, and I have a place to rest after eating." ”

I smiled and nodded, "Hehe, okay." ”

After a few more pleasantries, Dapeng quickly ran back to the inpatient department, staring at his clumsy background, and I whispered, "Dapeng is a good person." ”

Meng Shengle said casually: "A person is a good person, but his brain is too elm." ”

With the start-up capital, we jumped into action.

First I went to the commissary and bought a box of colored pens and a few pieces of red paper, two bottles of mineral water and two towels, and I asked the waiter for a cardboard box, and wrapped the red paper on the cardboard box when I was done.

I gave full play to my talent for running a blackboard newspaper in elementary school, drew some grass and flowers from the periphery of the cardboard box, and finally wrote the three big characters "donation box" crookedly.

Looking at my masterpiece, I was satisfied and said, "I have the money-making tools, and I almost have an identity certificate!"

After Meng Shengle thought about it, he flew a wink at me: "It's easy to do, let's go!"

I said to the owner of the color printing shop: "Print two copies of the announcement sheet for us, make it into a restaurant menu, wrap plastic pihar on the outside, paste our photos, write ten yuan on the car wipe, and get a deaf and mute certificate at the bottom." ”

After thinking about it, Meng Shengle added: "By the way, the bottom corner plus the disabled Zhijian, the words "good people are safe", the whole is a little more conspicuous, and... Print my WeChat and Alipay QR codes. ”

Half an hour later, I was holding the donation box, and he stood next to me with mineral water and towels, leaning on my shoulder with excited eyes and saying, "Let's go to work, shall we?"

I didn't worry about telling him: "Remember what I said, don't squeak, don't scold people, try to pick luxury cars and female drivers, luxury cars are generally not bad for money, and most female drivers are soft-hearted." ”

Meng Shengle smiled and made an OK gesture: "Don't worry!"

Looking at his jumping up and down, I really couldn't feel at ease, looked around, saw a champagne-colored Mercedes-Benz parked on the side of the road not far away, handed him the donation box, took the towel and mineral water and said: "Oh, there's a Mercedes-Benz parked over there, I'll give you a sample first, you follow the outfit we just discussed!"

We walked to the BMW, I directly unscrewed the mineral bottle and poured a sip of water directly on the front windshield of the BMW, and then immediately took a towel to wipe the glass on the front face of the car, and a middle-aged bald man with a big belly immediately popped out of the car, shouting at the top of his voice: "Hey, what are you doing?"

I pretended not to hear and continued to wipe the glass.

Meng Shengle held the donation box and walked to the middle-aged side, with a demented look on his face: "Aba, Aba" shook his head.

The middle-aged man looked at us and waved his hand impatiently: ", I still want to find someone to raise donations for me." ”

Meng Shengle put the donation box at his feet, took out the fake "certificate" we had just made from the color printing shop, deliberately poked the words "good people are safe" printed at the bottom with his fingers, and continued to point to his mouth and ears, and issued "Aba, Aba.." sounds.

", deaf and dumb!" the middle-aged man scolded helplessly, then took out ten yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into the donation box, waving his hand at us.

After successfully earning the first amount of gold, the two of us immediately smiled and flashed, and found a place to carry people, Meng Shengle excitedly gave me a thumbs up and flattered: "Awesome, Brother Yang, an expert in cheating, why didn't I find such a money deal before, ten yuan for cleaning the glass once, if we wipe a hundred cars a day, then we will not be rich and die." ”

I rolled my eyes and muttered: "Dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, I want to do beautiful things, not everyone will give us money, I can't get kicked twice, and it is common to be slapped a few times." ”

Meng Shengle bared his teeth and asked: "Brother Yang, how did you come up with this trick?" pretending to be deaf and dumb to wipe the car for someone, scolding us, we can't hear it, sue us, ten yuan is really not worth it, and we have indeed worked, hehe." ”

My eyes darkened for a while, and I sighed and smiled bitterly: "I didn't think of this trick, but a friend from my hometown figured it out." ”

This shameless "idea" was researched by Qian Long when we were still in high school, and one day we really didn't have money to surf the Internet, but at that time, we wanted to be dignified, so we just thought about it and didn't take action.

I didn't expect that the first time I made it, it would be in the city, and it was to earn money for myself to eat and live, I spat self-deprecatingly and said: "Let's go, why do you have to wipe back the cost today." ”

Meng Shengle immediately agreed: "Okay, let's go to the New Century Plaza in the afternoon, there are many rich people and thieves there, you can go to the city that never sleeps at night, don't want all kinds of second-generation people." ”

The two of us walked towards the "New World Plaza" he said with the donation box, and along the way in line with the attitude of "thieves do not go empty", whenever we saw a good car or female driver parked on the side of the road, we hit a pole, and in more than half an hour, we made a full seventy or eighty yuan.

Near noon, we came to the New Century Plaza, smoked a cigarette and rested for a few minutes, and then began to look for a target, and suddenly I saw a pure white Audi Q5, and immediately kicked him, made a look, and then we ran over.

Meng Zhaole splashed water to wipe the glass, and I was responsible for covering up with the donation box.

In about four or five seconds, a beautiful girl dressed in a particularly fashionable fashion stuck her head out of the driver's seat and shouted in a sharp voice: "What are you doing?"

"Abba Aba.." I walked up to her with the donation box in my arms, and she waved her hand impatiently to drive away: "No change." ”

"Aba, Aba. I persevered in holding the box and approached her a few centimeters, she glanced at our fake information, a touch of softness appeared in her eyes, and murmured softly: "Alipay can also be, right?"

As she spoke, she picked up her mobile phone and was about to scan the QR code on it, when a familiar female voice suddenly came from behind me: "Tingting, open the trunk, I'm almost tired." ”

I subconsciously turned my head, and when I saw her appearance clearly, I was slightly stunned, and then picked up the "donation box" and turned around in a hurry