Chapter 14 Actually, my sense of humor has always been there
At this time, the people around the theater were already standing far away. They have already seen what is happening here on the Zhili Literature Network, but it is not that in the face of a ruthless person like Jiang Ming, no one dares to step forward. Now that I see someone making a move, of course I have to take a good look. And some students who know Cheng Yu know that they have a good show again, and some people also saw or heard about his festival with Jiang Ming in the cafeteria yesterday.
"Actually, my sense of humor has always been there, but I'm afraid you can't afford my humor!" Cheng Yu smiled faintly.
"Cheng Yu, you have to figure out the current situation, do you know who this is? Brother Dao, the elite of the Blood Wolf Gang, no one knows in the middle of the city, and you don't know the height of the sky, do you think Brother Dao is the little gangster invited by Xu Dongyuan's stupid boy? But it doesn't matter if you don't know now, you will know Brother Dao very well in a while. Jiang Ming said loudly.
Seeing that Lin Yuhan was still being grabbed by Jiang Ming, his face was full of grievances and worries.
Cheng Yu looked at Jiang Ming and said, "So, are you going to eat me?"
"It's up to you, what can you do to me. ”
Cheng Yu squinted, his body shook and rushed to Jiang Ming, grabbed Jiang Ming's hand holding Lin Yuhan, pinched it, only heard the sound of broken bones, Jiang Ming's scream just sounded, and he was kicked in the abdomen by Cheng Yu, and the whole person was like a kite with a broken line, which was better than the arc that Xu Dongyuan flew out of.
Cheng Yu pulled Lin Yuhan over and stood next to the fat man. Brother Dao was also taken aback by Cheng Yu's sudden movements, seeing this situation, he beckoned to the brothers behind him, shouted, "Go", and more than a dozen people rushed up behind. Cheng Yu didn't want them to hit Lin Yuhan, so he greeted him, three punches and two feet, screaming, only to see one by one flying out in one direction, and the result was like a stack of Arhats, more than a dozen people were stacked firmly, leaving only a wail, at this time Arhats fell down, lying on the ground one by one, Brother Dao saw that these people were either broken feet or broken hands.
Brother Dao broke out in a cold sweat, and then realized that he had hit the iron plate today. At this time, Jiang Ming was also frightened, his whole body trembled, and his face turned pale.
"Hehe, I don't know what you think of my joke, if the sense of humor is enough, if not, you can also feel it. ”
"Haha, Mr. really has a good sense of humor, in fact, this qiē is a misunderstanding, and this qiē is all instructed by him. "Brother Dao hated Jiang Ming at this time, and he didn't understand the other party's situation so much that he was looking for someone to retaliate with such fanfare.
"Hehe, in fact, I'm a very talkative person, since it's a misunderstanding, everyone will be fine. Cheng Yu said with a smile, how kind and kind this smile should be, how sincere and sincere. Even Lin Yuhan and the fat man beside him were very surprised, and the people who heard their conversation not far away were also very puzzled, how could this famous violent playboy become so good at talking.
"Yes, yes, it's all a misunderstanding, next time I will definitely bring my brothers to apologize. Seeing that Cheng Yu was still so kind at this time, he suddenly felt that what he did today was really undeserved. Look at the demeanor of others, and then look at Jiang Mingtong who was scared in a cold sweat next to him, he was really blind, how could he help him do such a thing.
"Hehe, there's no need to apologize, but you can also see that my girlfriend scares you a lot, what do you think?" Lin Yuhan blushed when he heard Cheng Yu say that he was his girlfriend.
Brother Dao paused for a moment and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, this is my mistake." There are 1,000 yuan here, which is regarded as the scare fee I caused to my younger siblings today, and I ask my younger siblings to accept it. Brother Dao took out a stack of money from his pocket, walked up to Lin Yuhan and handed it to her.
Lin Yuhan looked at the money in front of him and didn't dare to take it, Cheng Yu took the money in Brother Dao's hand with one hand and stuffed it into Lin Yuhan's pocket. "People let you take it, don't you give face to the knife like this, which makes people how to mix it up in the future. ”
"Yes, yes, my brother is right, since that's the case, then I'll take them and go first. Hearing Cheng Yu call him a knife, his face twitched, and he shot him thousands of times in his heart, but he said with a smile on his lips, and he was about to lead the group of remnants to leave, but he just took two steps. (Baidu search gives the fastest and most stable update to the literature network) Cheng Yu's voice rang out.
"Wait a minute, I almost forgot to tell you, I have always had a habit, I don't like to be dishonest with others, I must do what I say, and I shouldn't want me to be dishonest in front of everyone!"
"What the brother said is, I don't know what else the brother commands. Brother Dao said with a smile, I don't know what Cheng Yu means by this.
"I said before, if you let my girlfriend go first, I will let everyone leave safely, otherwise, I don't need to say it, but now everyone else can't leave safely, but Xiaodao Dao You are still standing here safely, doesn't it make others feel cold, and I also think that my words don't count, and everyone seems very embarrassed, so I thought about it, and I still feel that when I step on someone, I can't step on half and leave half. After Cheng Yu finished speaking, his body flickered in front of Brother Dao, and before he could react, the screams had already sounded. When Cheng Yu retreated to Lin Yuhan's side again, Brother Dao's right arm had already hung down softly.
"Brother, it's good, I remember you. Dao Jiu looked at Cheng Yu hatefully and said, and then left with a group of people, Jiang Ming saw Brother Dao leaving, and he was even more scared in his heart, looking at Cheng Yu and the background of Dao Jiu and his party, and chased after him with his stump hand.
Cheng Yu didn't say anything, he only planned to teach them a lesson, could he still kill them. I have been in this world for so long, and I know that the law is very binding on people in this world. Although he is not afraid of killing people, after all, he still has to live in this world, and more is better than less.
Seeing that the show was over, the people around them also dispersed, but what happened today was really an eye-opener for them, I didn't expect the legendary violent playboy to be so violent, this means. Those people are fierce and vicious enough, but in front of this flowery young man, they are like Lanzhou ramen, they can pinch how they want, pull how they want, and shake how they want.
The most important thing is that this violent flower is shameless enough, but people are shameless and have personalities, you have the ability to be so shameless, even if you pit people are so connotative, it is really a model for us to learn, a scum to look up to, and a ** to worship!
Seeing Lin Yuhan holding the previous two thousand yuan and handing it to him, Cheng Yu pushed it back, "This is a scare fee for you, what do you do for me, take it." ”
"I don't want to. ”
"Why?"
"They're not good people, and the money isn't clean. ”
"It doesn't matter if they're good people or not, if the money is clean or not, if you're frightened, the money you get is just the money. ”
"Then I don't want it either. Lin Yuhan said stubbornly.
"Do you think I'm a good talker, believe it or not, I took off your pants and spanked you in public. Cheng Yu leaned his head into Lin Yuhan's ear and whispered.
"Shame on you. Lin Yuhan said angrily, but still put the money away. She was afraid that Cheng Yu would really do this, because of his shamelessness, everyone present saw it.
"Boss, you were so handsome just now, I didn't expect you to be a martial arts master, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, like a flood, out of control. Qian Fat said with a smile.
"Hehe, your boss and I have a lot of skills, follow the boss me, and you will find yourself walking on the road to God in the future. ”
"Xiaohan!" At this time, an anxious voice came from afar, and a middle-aged woman ran towards Cheng Yu and the others.
"Mom, why are you here?" asked Lin Yuhan strangely.
"Just now I heard a few old customers say that you were being bullied here," Lin Mu looked at Cheng Yu and Qian Fatzi, and said angrily: "Are you bullying my Xiaohan, you know how to bully people at such a young age, I will let your teacher fire you." ”
Mother Lin was very angry, she was setting up a stall over there just now, and when she heard a few guests say that her daughter was surrounded by others, she suddenly became anxious, and quickly asked the stall owner next to her to take care of the stall, so she ran over in a hurry.
Just now in the distance, I happened to see Cheng Yu leaning his head into his daughter's ear and saying something, and the girl seemed to be very angry, so as soon as she ran over, she regarded Cheng Yu and Qian Fatzi as the culprits of bullying her daughter, and immediately taught her a lesson.
"Mom, you misunderstood, it's not them, they're my classmates, and they beat the bad guys away. ”
"Ahh
"Hehe, it's okay, Auntie is also good for Hanhan?"
Mother Lin heard Cheng Yu call her daughter so intimate, and saw her daughter's blushing and embarrassed appearance, she immediately frowned, but it was not easy to have a seizure, after all, she misunderstood people just now, and when she went home, she asked her daughter if she was in love with this kid.
His daughter is so simple and so beautiful, this kid looks very good, but at first glance, he knows that he is a rich man's son, and he can't say that he is specifically deceiving a well-behaved girl like his own daughter. Besides, now that the two of them are still so young, how do they know what kind of love and love is! And their own daughters happen to be emotionally ignorant, and when their love is first opened, they are most vulnerable to being deceived by the sons and daughters of these rich families.
"Thank you two classmates for saving my daughter, now I should go home early after school, otherwise my family should be worried. After Mother Lin finished speaking, she didn't wait for Cheng Yu and the two to speak, so she pulled Lin Yuhan away.
Leaving Cheng Yu and the fat man stunned for a while, "Boss, your mother-in-law seems to be on the wrong path with you! The fat man said strangely.
Cheng Yu looked at the back of the two leaving, and he was also inexplicable, touched his nose, recalled the changes in Lin Mu just now, and suddenly figured out what the problem was, and blamed himself for this mouth, in front of the mother-in-law-to-be** other people's daughters, can people give a good face.