{347} double handicap
Long Fu also snorted lightly, "Do you think that you can block my mouth by destroying my face?"
As she spoke, she glanced at the male cultivator and said, "Aunt Wu, if the two of us join forces today and can escape in the hands of the Demon Lord, and brag about it in the future, you and I will have capital, what do you think." ”
Wu Yining's face turned **** when he heard Long Fu's words, "Long Fu, I advise you to keep your mouth clean, otherwise, when you are planted in my hands that day, I will definitely make you pay." ”
Long Fu snorted from his nose, then pinched his fingers, recited a spell in his mouth, and saw a thunderbolt thrown into the sky of the night out of thin air.
In the night, if you look at the clown who jumps off the beam and doesn't say a word, but her body is motionless, and she snorts coldly in her heart, do these people really use his magic court as an ornament?
However, in the next second, Long Fu, who wanted to use thunder to attract everyone's attention and then take the opportunity to escape, was picked up by a black figure, and then threw it heavily on the ground and said coldly, "Miss Long, there are two distinguished guests here today, the demon lord is open to you, and there will be a next time, Miss Long, don't blame us for being polite." ”
Long Fu stood up from the ground with a carp stiffening, and with one finger of the cleansing technique removed the dust from his body, and then said as if nothing happened, "You can be as polite as you want, you can just try it." ”
After speaking, he looked at Luo Shan Lingdao again, "I see that your predecessors are upright, and it doesn't seem like you have anything to do with this big devil, but I don't know what your predecessors mean by seeing your two fellow juniors being bullied by the evil devil crookedly, what do you mean?"
Luo Shanling squinted at the dragon for a moment, then suddenly smiled. "You talk about seniors, but there is a trace of me in your heart that you are your seniors, a fellow junior. You want me to help you, why are you?
There are many cultivators in the world, and you also have a lot of blood on your hands, if you kill all the demons in the cultivators, how different are you from the demons, but you are still wearing a Taoist disciple's skin. ”
This dragon fu is obviously not good at cultivation. But her words were arrogant and domineering, but she thought that she had caught Luo Shanling and Ye Zhongtian walking together, and she felt that this was her Luo Shanling's way to interact with the demons. In the future, if you say it, a collusion with evil demons can lead the world's Dao cultivators to attack it.
When Long Fu saw that Luo Shanling had pierced her mind in court, no matter how cheeky she was, she was embarrassed, so she coughed lightly and said, "As long as I wear Taoist disciple land for a day." One day, I will slay demons and eliminate demons and help the right path. Unlike your predecessors, you have a profound cultivation, but you stand side by side with the big devil without distinguishing between good and evil. ”
Luo Shanling originally turned around to leave, but after listening to Long Fudi's words, she turned back sideways and smiled lightly, "Are you the one who determines good and evil?"
Long Fu was speechless, and in the next second, Long Fu felt that his body was suddenly so cool. When I looked down, I saw that the lichen on my body was gone. Only her belly pocket and shorts remained, so angry that her face turned red, and she couldn't help but stomp her feet and said, "That bastard is dry, get out of the ground for your aunt, grandma has to smoke your tendons and pick up your turf." ”
Wu Yining lowered his head and said with a smile, "Miss Long, you will soon be able to enjoy the sour feeling of being cramped and peeled, hey, don't blame me for not helping you, it's really your own mouth is too stinky, you think this is still your Heavenly Dao Sect's territory, but you can be allowed to run amok." ”
At this time, Di Luo Shanling had already walked out of the main hall, but Wu Yining's words still entered Luo Shanling's ears without a word, because originally Luo Shanling didn't want to care about the life or death of Long Fudi, because this girl's mouth was too stinky.
But even if she is a disciple of the Heavenly Dao Sect, Luo Shanling can't let people humiliate her, so she said to the Heavenly Dao who came out with him at night, "Let the people of the earth stop embarrassing them, let them go." ”
As for why Long Fu's authentic clothes and ornaments did not have the slightest mark of the disciples of the Heavenly Dao Sect, Luo Shanling didn't want to delve into it, because these two Lei Xiu were really not her thoughts.
After Luo Shanling left, naturally Long Fu and Wu Yining were thrown out of the Demon Court by two black shadows.
That's right, it was directly through the palace to throw them out.
Now Wu Yining and Long Fu Di cultivators have also fallen to the early stage of foundation building, but the early stage of foundation building earth monks were thrown out of the palace as if they were thrown things, how contemptuous they were for the land that was once the pride of the sky, but when it came to this spirit yuan being devoured and suppressed by the earth and heavenly spirit demon domain, they had no other way.
Being thrown out of the palace wall, Wu Yining easily stood firm, his eyes glanced at Long Fu's curvy body and said, "Long Fu, call Brother Wu, I'll take off my clothes for you to wear." ”
Long Fu was originally a little embarrassed, but after listening to Wu Yining's words, she straightened her waist and snorted coldly, "This girl wants clothes, just beckon, and a large number of local men will send them, and your Aunt Wu's clothes will not be worn by this girl." ”
When it was over, his body twisted, and his finger was lightly raised to point to a little guy in a green coat and a tiger skin hat and said, "You, it's you, give your clothes to this girl, and this girl will go home with you tonight." ”
The little guy wearing a tiger fur hat winked at Long Fu a few times and said, "Me?"
Long Fu raised his chin and said, "Yes, that's you." ”
The little guy wearing the tiger fur hat blinked twice more in confusion, "What are you doing when you go home with me, I can't even support myself, let alone raise you again." ”
As he spoke, he touched the hat on his head, "As for the clothes, I'm just like that, what do I wear when I give you?"
After finishing his eyes, he rolled his eyes a few times and said, "Otherwise, you give me a spirit stone or a magic stone, and I will buy clothes for you." ”
Wu Yining covered his stomach and smiled when he heard this, "Miss Long, where is the man who said that you had a large ticket to deliver clothes?"
finished saying to the little guy with a tiger skin hat, "Boy, Brother Wu likes you very much, let's go, brother invites you to drink." ”
When Long Fu heard this, he couldn't help but cross his eyebrows and his angry figure flashed, and he came to the little guy with a tiger skin hat and said, "Today, my Long Fu is wearing your clothes, you have to take them off, and you have to take them off if you don't take them off." ”
As he spoke, he started to pick up the little man's clothes, but the little man swirled around in Long Fudi's hands like a slippery loach.
But he just couldn't take off the clothes on his body, until he was so tired that Long Fu's chest trembled. The mouth and nose were also panting and did not take off the clothes of the little guy, the two of them, one of them moved fiercely to pick up the clothes. A loach-like slippery hand swirls straight in Long Fudi's hand.
On the contrary, it attracted a lot of demons to watch, and regarded them as juggling places, and everyone couldn't help but applaud when they saw the highlights, throwing magic stones at them, and throwing magic money at them.
Wu Yining originally thought that it was just an inconspicuous ordinary little guy, and Long Fu would easily pick off the skin of that little guy as soon as he started it, but Long Fu was tired and paralyzed and didn't take off the little guy's clothes. Wu Yining didn't have to take a good look at this little guy's skills, but Wu Yining looked at the little guy carefully for a while and didn't see how the little guy turned out of Long Fu's hands.
He couldn't help but use his spiritual sense to feel the fluctuations of the spiritual element around the little guy, and strangely there was no energy fluctuation. Just when Wu Yining was puzzled.
The little guy didn't know where to take a dustpan out and handed it to Wu Yining, "Collect the money, let's three, five, three, two." ”
It's over, and continue to roll into the hands of Long Fudi, and work hard to play the weak man who was picked up and robbed.
Wu Yining is now the same as Long Fu. In addition to this covering robe. The poor land couldn't even afford a steamed bun, and he originally expected to see a female Taoist cultivator in the Demon Court, hoping that saying a few good words would take care of him.
But Long Fu's stinky mouth, as soon as he came up, he offended the senior, if it weren't for the fact that the eyebrows and eyes of the female Taoist cultivator were a little similar to a portrait of a woman hidden deep in his own ancestral book, he mentioned the name of the Heavenly Dao Sect, which would have caused the two of them to be thrown into the demon prison and tortured by those big devils.
The senior female cultivator, Wu Yining, hadn't figured out what the way was coming from, and she would run into a tiger fur hat boy who was very strange everywhere. couldn't help but make Wu Yining sigh secretly, this is used to being enslaved by those demon people. Is it because he has a bad brain?
It's just that no matter how much I scold my mother in my heart, in a penniless state, I can only let go of all my arrogance to feed this mouth, because after listening to the tiger skin little man's five-three-two, Wu Yining went to collect the money flutteringly.
As for Wu Yining's words just now that he wanted to invite the tiger fur hat boy to drink, it was purely to stimulate Long Fu, or rather, it was also a good choice for him to treat the little guy and let the little guy pay the bill, and it would be okay for him to return the little guy when he had the spirit stone in the future.
Now, Wu Yining is already handsome, plus even if he regresses in cultivation, he still has the foundation building period to cultivate, and in addition to ordinary people who play on the street, they are some noble ladies of the Demon Domain who don't like to cultivate or are tired of cultivation and come out to relax.
As soon as Wu Yining appeared with a dustpan in his hand, not only the ordinary witches donated one after another, but even the aristocratic ladies in the teahouse restaurant leaned out of the window and threw the pocket money given to them by their parents, wearing a hairpin ring on their head and a bracelet on their hands.
Wu Yining has been training outside for so many years, of course, he knows that there are some things that cannot be taken indiscriminately.
It was to fly over and jump over with a dustpan when he saw the ground, and let it fall to the ground if he couldn't see the ground or it was inconvenient to ground, and then Wu Yining found that the tiger skin guy didn't accept it except for his shoes, and almost fell from the sky This guy took it all according to the order.
So in the waves of cheers, Long Fu was tired and fell on the ground like a dog.
In the end, the little guy rushed all the way to sell the buns and was about to go home, and the aunt spent two magic coins to buy a bun cloth, and then wrapped Long Fu, and put Long Fu on her shoulder, beckoning Wu Yining to leave.
In the early stage of Wu Yining's foundation building, the spirit element fluctuations could not be seen on the little guy's body at all, but running with a person, Wu Yining's cultivation was fully open, and he barely kept up with the footsteps of the little guy.
People are curious, and Wu Yining is no exception, even though Wu Yining is carrying half a cloth bag of earth magic stone magic coins in his hand, he still follows the footsteps of the little man.
When the sky was about to be dark, the little guy took Wu Yining to a dilapidated courtyard, pushed the door in, threw Long Fu to the ground, and then glanced back at Wu Yining and said, "Still following, I thought you would roll up the money and run away." ”
Wu Yining smiled, "Come out and mix, you always have to talk about morality, brother, you are good." ”
The little guy smiled, "But you can't compare with you flying immortals, so you don't have to test me with words." ”
After speaking, he walked to a well next to him, and after a loud sound, he hit a bucket of water, and when he was finished, he splashed it directly on Long Fudi's face, "Girl, wake up and divide the money, otherwise you will not be able to make a dime too much of a loss." ”
Long Fu was awakened by the cold well water, and when he woke up, he saw that the tiger-skinned little guy was still looking black and bright, raised his hand and snorted the ground water on his face, and couldn't help frowning, "Where is this? You, you, you, how can you still be so energetic?"
The little guy took the stool and sat down and said, "Girl, what are you talking about, you said you want to come to my house, I see that you are working very hard today, and you are tired and faint, I will bring you back, otherwise I will not take you home with such a crow's mouth, ah, you are faint, you have to be accompanied by people all over the world to faint, whether you are the sun or the moon, everyone has to cooperate with you, I think even the Jade Emperor is not so domineering and unreasonable as you." ”
After speaking, he no longer looked at Long Fu, but said to Wu Yining, "Divide the money, divide the money, I see that the two of you are performing well today, the previous five three two open, changed to four, six open, I four, you two six, you two together, how to divide the six, go to the outside to divide." ”
Wu Yining knew that this little guy was evil, but Long Fu didn't know it, so he said with Long Fu, "I contribute the most, why do you want four, don't you see that I'm tired and dizzy, if you want four, I'm four." ”
The little guy snorted coldly and said, "You four, if Lao Tzu is obediently skinned by you today, you can't get a dime today, just you have a good skin, and your brain is all lost in the vase in the pigsty, and you have a lot of face, if I were you ashamed to tie your head into the crotch of your pants, you still have the face to say that you want more, you want to rob your man more, Lao Tzu can't be less, otherwise you two don't want to take it away." ”
Long Fu saw that the little guy was obviously inconspicuous at all, but what she said made her dare not refute from the bottom of her heart, and it took a long time to hold back her blushing neck and say roughly, "He's not my man, I'm an enemy with him, well, it's the kind of eight-character disagreement, and when I see him, I want to tear him apart." ”
Wu Yining also darkened his face when he heard this, "You want to be my daughter-in-law, I don't want you to be both brainless and breastless." ”
No matter how strong Long Fu's heart is, she is still a girl after all, so after listening to Wu Yining's merciless words, she cried loudly with a "wow", and pointed at Wu Yining and the little guy while crying, " One or two of you men are not good things, what about me, I am a girl's family, what can I do if you take off your clothes and let me wear them, you are a man naked, how can I have a face to see people after I am naked, I don't care, today you two have seen me through, I, I, I, I can't marry in this life, you two have to marry me if you don't marry, woo woo, daddy, your daughter is going to be bullied to death outside, woo woo, mother, daughter, I really want to go home......" (To be continued. )