Chapter 780: The King of Baka in Gensokyo
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Suddenly, Wenwen began to cough unstoppably, and as the cough continued, the cracks on her skin gradually began to expand, "I can only ...... That's it...... Is it ...... I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled!"
Wenwen's demonic power was consumed to the limit, Sanae was alone, and the wind gradually stopped, but, due to the joint efforts of the two and Lan, ninety percent of the resentful spirits in the igloo were slaughtered, and the rest were incomplete, and Lan's thorn attack had not stopped, and it was foreseeable that these surviving resentful spirits would soon turn into nothingness.
"Ahh......h If you want to die...... "Wenwen landed directly from mid-air, sat on the ground and regained his original character, "It's better to use fewer spell cards like this in the future...... Mother, you are cheating me again, what kind of trouble are you going to teach me this kind of talisman card that I can't use...... Wait a minute...... Do you want to take advantage of the opportunity?
'Bang!' However, just when everyone thought they could breathe a sigh of relief, the geyser erupted again, and this time the eruption was unprecedentedly powerful, the position of the spring was tripled, and more wraiths appeared, and the boiling water in the sky even sprayed onto the roof of the igloo, forming a dense vapor of water.
"Damn! still coming!" Wenwen struggled to stand up, pointing in the direction where the resentful spirit came out and scolding, "Stinky and shameless!
At this time, underground, in a vertical pit, a girl wearing a galactic cloak and a green and white skirt, with huge black wings, a long brown and black hair tied into a single ponytail by a green ribbon, and a chick with red eyes on her chest was opening her eyes majestically, her right hand was in an octagonal orange cylinder like a cannon barrel, her left foot was surrounded by two glowing balls, and her right foot was covered with something like a boot made of cement, which was outrageously heavy at first sight.
"Oh, oh, oh! (rooster crowing)" The chick is naturally the legendary dumb bird, speaking of which she also had a relationship with me, on the top of her head, there is a name, level, health and status, one of the buffs is very conspicuous - Monkey's wisdom subtraction (Gensokyo special improved (6)), effect: lower the IQ of the surrounding hostile units, and then defeat him with his rich experience.
This would have been a very useful skill if it had ended here, but the next note would have ruined it entirely—note: this effect has no effect on creatures with an IQ of over 180 and creatures that are already stupid, and it does not affect mad creatures.
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"What's the matter? Do ice goblins catch colds too?" Wenwen leaned over and felt very strange, even if the ice goblins would catch a cold, it would be absolutely impossible for Qiluno to catch a cold, because stupid people wouldn't catch a cold.
"No, it's not, I just suddenly felt ...... His position was challenged. Qiluno didn't find the reason, and it was impossible for her to think that her chills were actually from Gensokyo, another stupid person who was comparable to herself, and it was the appearance of this stupid bird that was enough to pull her off the throne of Gensokyo's first stupid that brought her a sense of threat.
Fortunately, this is just a sense of threat after all, because there is also a BUFF on Qiluno's head - Monkey's Intelligence Subtraction (Gensokyo Special Modified Type (9)), which has the effect of lowering the IQ of surrounding hostile units and adding them all to their own IQ. Note: This effect has no effect on Dumbas, and only works for one-tenth of the effect on creatures with an IQ of over 180.
"Your status has been challenged?" Wen Wenxin said that his position was almost taken up by his wife just now, and now there is another one, Qi Lunuo's status, isn't that a stupid, "There must be another stupid person unearthed." ”
Wenwen's guess is very accurate, but there is a little mistake, our cute stupid bird, has not yet been unearthed, and is still in the big pit located underground, but if you look closely, it doesn't look like a simple pit, because both the bottom device and the surrounding metal walls are obviously artificial, in other words, this place was deliberately built for a certain purpose, not a natural formation.
"......" the Dumb Bird frowned, scanning the surroundings, "Strange, there is always some inexplicable loss of energy...... Try again......"
The Dumb Bird once again triggered a nuclear reaction throughout her body, and the entire surrounding buildings began to resonate with her nuclear reaction, and at that moment, another wave of wraiths rushed to the ground.
"No, I still can't find the flow of energy...... Where can I go?" the stupid bird mobilized his pine nut-sized brain, thinking hard, and the boiled and fried liver in his head were turned together, and after thinking for a long time, his eyes quickly turned into circles, "Eh, what am I going to do?"
"Huh?" Naturally, the Dumbhead didn't find any clues, but it was different for Reimu and Marisa, who were moving forward in the distant cave while clearing out the spirits, "Reimu, did you feel it just now?"
"Well, there are vague energy fluctuations, far away, though...... It's in this direction. Reimu and Marisa came to a fork in the road, and Reimu pointed to the hole on the left, "I think it's this way." ”
"I feel like it's over here, too. Marisa and Reimu exchanged their thoughts, and found that the feeling was not an illusion, "But it seems that the closer we get, the more resentful spirits there are in this cave." ”
"The person at the end must be a guy who doesn't even dare to approach her, that's why these spirits gather in these caves. Reimu remembered the adjective before Yakumo Murasaki, "I don't know what kind of troublesome guy it is." ”
"Won't we know when we get to the end of the cave?" Marisa had regained her Lotte personality, and in her opinion, the past was far less interesting than the future, "If it's always too troublesome, people will get old." ”
"Don't be funny, I'll die before I'm old. Reimu wouldn't believe Marisa's crazy words, and even if she did, it didn't matter to Reimu, all she could focus on now was the deep cavern full of resentful spirits in front of her.
If we look through the winding and winding cave, we will see that at the end of the cave, there is a castle-like building, in terms of size, comparable to the Red Devil Pavilion, except that, unlike the Red Devil Pavilion, although this castle is located underground, there are many windows, and from the outside, the main color is not red, but gray.
The courtyard of the castle was also planted with many plants, and there was a fountain in front of the gate, and there were many black cats around the fountain, and there were many black crows on the trees and roofs not far away, but these cats and crows were obviously different from the outside, each cat had a fire burning on its tail, and the eyes of those crows were all red.
If anyone with a discerning eye can see that this place is unusual, the cats and crows are all fire cats and hell crows, monster animals, and the plants are still flourishing in the dark underground, showing no signs of wilting, all of which makes people feel very strange.
And at this time, it was in this strange castle that a girl came out, well, a chick, a chick who wrote cute words on her face similar to the stupid bird that wrote silly words on her face.
This chick is obviously not human, which can be seen from a pair of cat ears on her head and two tails behind her buttocks, from these two points, you can first be sure that this chick is a cat monster, and then look closely, this cat girl has long red hair, tied into a braid, and even the inside of the cat ears is red, but the outside of the cat ears is black.
The cat sister is pushing a wheelbarrow in her hand, the car is covered with a white sheet, judging from the sunken shape, there is nothing else in the car, only another wheel, maybe this car can be directly transformed into a two-wheeled vehicle?
She was wearing a black gothic loli suit with flowers, and there were a few blue resentful spirits around her, these resentful spirits followed the cat-eared girl so docilely, just like the half-spirit of the demon dream, without the madness of the resentful spirits outside, in fact, the difference can be seen from the color alone, these resentful spirits are blue, and the resentful spirits of neutral monsters outside who will take the initiative to attack are all gray.
The cat-eared girl didn't make any stop after leaving the castle, and directly pushed the cart into a cave, and this cave, unfortunately, is the cave chosen by Reimu and Marisa, why?
"Hmm...... Recently, Ah Kong has asked for more and more fuel, what the hell is going on?" The cat girl pushed a small cart in the cave and muttered to herself, "How can there be so many corpses for her to burn, she must have made a mistake, do you want to report to the gods on the monster mountain?" If we mess up, we will all be unlucky, we will definitely be deducted from our wages, they are just a small staff, there is a lot of work, no commission, I work overtime when people are on vacation, and I ...... overtime."
A few blue wraiths shook before returning to their respective places.
"You said no? Yes, Lord Jue didn't say anything...... But does Lord Jue really have time to care about this kind of thing lately? Lord Love has been missing for months......" Cat Ear Niang scratched her ears, her expression a little tangled, "But then again, this is not the first time that Lord Love has disappeared, if she wants to hide, then no one can find her." ”
There are also a lot of resentful spirits gathered on this side of the cave, but when they meet Cat Ear Niang, these resentful spirits are like mice seeing cats (indeed seeing cats), one by one they hide far away, and they don't dare to approach at all, allowing Cat Ear Niang to push a small cart through the cave, and then meet Reimu and Marisa head-on.
When the three of them met, they were stunned at the same time, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
"Meow?" So the reaction speed of cats is generally faster than that of people, and the cat-eared lady immediately lifted the white list and took out another wheel to turn the cart into a two-wheeled vehicle in a few clicks, and then jumped up in one step and ran away with inertia drifting over the corner, leaving a full exhaust gas.
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Marisa didn't have time to hold her breath, she was smothered, and coughed uncontrollably, "I'm going to burn soybean oil in this car!
"Of course it's fast with a V8 engine, chase it, she must know something!" Reimu jumped onto Marisa's broom, "Don't be stunned, speed up!"
"Oh!" Marisa immediately activated the gossip furnace at the end of the broom, which had accelerated to a speed that could kill a person in three seconds, "How do you know there's something wrong with her?"
"Didn't you see her, didn't you see her, she, she, and she were all avoiding her when she left?" Reimu wasn't very familiar with the rules of riding a broom, and her mouth was covered with the wind, and she immediately hid behind Marisa before she spoke normally, "Won't your hat be blown off?"
"It's a setting problem, that's how the ZUN god set it back then, what do you want me to do!" Marisa's premise is that the hat won't fall off even in flight, as if the Hulk's pants have never been openly bad, "Oh, I saw her!"
"Speed up! catch up with her!" Reimu continued to instruct, "let her pull over!"
"Understood!" Marisa stretched out her hand and turned on the police lights, "Listen to the car in front!
"I don't want it!" Cat Ear Niang turned around and shouted, "I've been ticketed more than a dozen times this month!
"Nonsense, if you don't run, can we chase?" Seeing that the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer, Reimu had already held the royal coin in his hand, "Can we still be in a hurry for the syrup?"
"Then can you run if you don't chase me?" Cat Ear Niang raised her hand and it was a fireball, not a normal flame, it was a ghost fire, "Fireball, fly!"
"Pache Comery, Support!" At this time, whether it is dodging or other actions, it will slow down and be pulled away again, and the only way to do it is to hit it directly, and a ghost fire can be done with a magic shield.
"Magic shield, graft!" Pache activated the shield magic, Marisa's body was once again protected by a round orb, and the ghost fire hit it and extinguished it directly, and behind Marisa, Reimu had already stood up from the broom, her feet on the broom handle.
"There's only one chance, take it!" Marisa suddenly increased the output of the gossip furnace at the tail of the broom, and the speed increased sharply, but at this speed, the gossip furnace would be damaged in ten seconds at most, so there was only one chance, "Three, two, one, jump!"