In the night, Liu Yanbo hummed an unknown tune in his mouth and came to the door with brisk steps.

He felt that he needed to show that it was not a big deal, otherwise it would be very undignified for a man to combine this wet appearance with a lost soul.

Squeak,

Liu Yanbo had just taken out the key, but the door was opened from the inside.

As soon as Shangguan Qingmeng opened the door and saw a male pestle at the door, she was shocked, she didn't see who it was, she raised her hand and slapped it......

Your sister's!

Today is the official slap festival, right?

Fortunately, Liu Yanbo reacted quickly enough, and hurriedly blocked the big slap with his hand, and said with a pout: "Eldest sister, did I provoke you when I recruited you?"

Hearing this, Shangguan Qingmeng looked at it fixedly, snorted quite embarrassedly, and sneered: "Little brother, it's you." I thought it was a pervert with bad intentions!"

"I'll go first. Shangguan Qingmeng's appearance looked very anxious, and he smiled as he walked: "Little brother, you have a good mouth tonight." ”

"What's the mouth?" Liu Yanbo blurted out.

Puff~

I don't know what I'm thinking in my heart, anyway, Shangguan Qingmeng laughed so hard that he didn't stop the continuous laughter until he was about to walk out of the small courtyard in front of the door, and waved his hand: "Your wife suddenly went crazy, I can't afford to provoke it, so I will leave first." ”

What the hell is talking halfway?

However, this half of the words really scared Liu Yanbo a lot, and the momentum he originally disguised was instantly vented, and there were no brisk small steps, only tiptoeing.

Just as Liu Yanbo was looking into the house at the door, Huang's mother happened to come out of the kitchen and saw him at a glance, and said with a smile: "Uncle, you're back." ”

was discovered, Liu Yanbo had no choice but to straighten his waist and walk into the house, "hehe" and said with a smile: "Huang's mother, it's so late, why haven't you rested?"

"Miss won't let me help, I'm getting ready to rest. ”

Huang's mother greeted her as she spoke, walked up to Liu Yanbo, and asked softly, "Uncle, you came back so late today, did you quarrel with Miss?"

"No!" Liu Yanbo shook his head in disbelief and said in disbelief: "Mother Huang, I have a good relationship with Hanruo, how can I quarrel?"

"That's good, if only there wasn't a fight. Huang's mother said so, but after all, she is dozens of years old, and she is used to seeing the truth or falsehood in this world, how can she not see that Liu Yanbo is lying now, coupled with Yin Hanruo's obvious abnormality today, how can she not see it?

Huang's mother also knows that even if Yin Hanruo and Liu Yanbo treat themselves as family members again, this is also their little family's business after all, and it is not good for them to ask too much about interfering.

But as soon as she remembered her young lady's series of abnormalities today, Huang's mother felt distressed, so she couldn't help it again, so she had to say to Liu Yanbo seriously: "Uncle, Miss sometimes has a bad temper, but she is actually very good-hearted, and besides, there will inevitably be a noisy time when the two of them live, so you can let her go more in the future, okay?"

Liu Yanbo nodded and said seriously: "Mother Huang, I know, don't worry." ”

After speaking, he hurriedly diverted the topic and asked, "What about her?"

The reason why he diverted the topic was not that Liu Yanbo thought Huang Ma was verbose, but he knew that Huang Ma had shallow eye sockets, and if he continued to talk about her topic, it was estimated that he would have to talk while wiping his tears for a while.

When it came to where Yin Hanruo was now, Huang's mother instantly smiled happily, and Liu Yanbo felt a little inexplicable when she laughed, only to hear her say in a very relieved and happy tone: "Miss is in the kitchen, and now I'm making supper for you, uncle." ”

“……”

Liu Yanbo finally understood why Shangguan Qingmeng, a woman, ran faster than a rabbit, and let a woman who didn't touch the spring water with her fingers and was even in a hurry to make instant noodles cook, who wouldn't run?

On this day, I guess it won't be bright tomorrow, right?

Liu Yanbo felt that it was still important to save his life, so he decided to go to investigate the situation first, but it really didn't work, so he hurriedly slipped away, so he said to Huang's mother: "Huang's mother, then you go to rest first, I'll go over and take a look." ”

"Huh. Huang's mother smiled happily, and before leaving, she instructed Liu Yanbo: "Uncle, you can praise Miss Kua more in a while, do you know?"

Liu Yanbo nodded violently, but he couldn't speak.

Still boasting?

If he hadn't had the guts, he would have run away now.

As soon as Huang's mother walked away, Liu Yanbo immediately ran to the kitchen door lightly, leaning on the edge of the door, only exposing half of his head and looking into the kitchen.

Yin Hanruo was wearing a rather conservative pajamas, which were not transparent and tightly wrapped than formal clothes, this is the result of Liu Yanbo inadvertently seeing Mickey Little Nene last time, like the current pajamas, she bought three sets at one time.

The pajamas were pink, the apron was blue, and the jet-black hair was coiled in the back of her head...... Dressed up like a cook, it's ......

There was a dish that had been fried on the kitchen counter, but after seeing the black lump, Liu Yanbo wanted to slap himself with a big mouth, and he couldn't blame others for this, but only himself.

If it weren't for his own cheapness, if Yin Hanruo sent a text message to ask, "Have you eaten", he replied "didn't eat", could there be this one?

This tells us a truth: you can't be cheap, otherwise even if justice doesn't come down from heaven, there are heroes who are not afraid of challenges to clean up sluts.

Seeing this delicacy that could kill people, Liu Yanbo retreated in his heart, and even his legs and stomach trembled.

Yin Hanruo was very attentive, studying the recipe and the ingredients at the same time, and was about to start her second big dish - stir-fried kidney flowers.

Turn on the fire, pour the oil, and remove the cut and washed kidney flowers from the basin......

Bang la bang ~ The waist flower with water was poured into the hot oil pot, Yin Hanruo was so close that she didn't even have time to cover her face instinctively, and the hot oil had already exploded......

"I said, eldest sister, you don't have to choose such a cruel method if you want to be disfigured, right?" Liu Yanbo had already appeared in the kitchen at some point, blocking in front of the kitchen counter, and all the oil splashes that had been fried to Yin Hanruo also fell on him.

The moment the oil flower exploded, Yin Hanruo was already blind, until he heard this familiar voice......

She slowly raised her head and looked at the man in front of her, who was not tall and handsome, and suddenly felt very heartwarming.

He could have taken himself into his arms or picked him up away from the kitchen counter and away from the fried oil flowers, Yin Hanruo believed that Liu Yanbo could do this, but he didn't. He just used his body to completely block himself, and used his hands to cover his head and the sides of his cheeks, looking very close and intimate, but not touching himself in the slightest.

Yin Hanruo knew why Liu Yanbo did this, and knew that he was not a hero, he was just abiding by the agreement between them-

Article 2 of the Marriage Rules: The parties must not have any physical contact unless necessary.

The marriage rules were all set by herself, and she has always restricted him, and he has always obeyed them, but he never seems to have obeyed them, right?

At least this second one is not.

Yin Hanruo suddenly threw herself into Liu Yanbo's arms and bit him on the shoulder, she was slurred, but she could still make people hear the sentence clearly: "Liu Yanbo, you bastard." ”