Skiing, skiing, and I've never skied before

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"Uh!" Kaguya and I thought of something at the same time, and we looked at each other, knowing that the other was thinking the same thing.

I don't know if you remember, but a few days ago, I had a date with Kaguya in the middle of the night...... I made an appointment to play a game for fear of being informed, so I asked Kaguya to give the stupid rabbit emperor ...... Slipped into the hole, and ...... No one has seen her until now, that is...... It's a motor!

"I've got something to get out of here!" Kaguya rushed out of the hospital room after meeting my eyes to know what the other person was thinking, it seems that he went to collect the corpse, may your soul rest in peace, stupid rabbit, I will take over your carrots, Amen.

"Have a nice trip......" I waved my hand and lay back on the bed with a blank face, "By the way, Yonglin, you haven't told me about my diagnosis yet." ”

"What else is there to say? Anyway, you won't be able to apply your strengthening power for a month, in other words, you can only be a normal person for a month. "Yonglin is always so desperate, "Old lady Yakumo, can you laugh too?"

"!!!Eh, eh" Zi's expression froze, and then the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and finally let out a miserable scream, and even Yonglin called himself an old woman.

"Hahaha, you waste, I can recover in just half a month!" Yuxiang had the earliest accident, but now it has become the fastest recovery among the four of us.

"It's over...... Yonglin, what about yourself?" "Youxiang is half a month, I am a month, and purple is two months, so how long will Yonglin have to waste firewood?"

"I'm four months. "Yonglin is so ruthless to herself.

"Why are you taking so long?" Yonglin has twice as long as the longest purple, and Yonglin's physique is not so bad.

"Because I've got a traumatic injury, and I can't bounce around with two parts like you bastard...... Don't look at me with a hollow hole without eyeballs! Believe it or not, I'll gouge out your other eye too? Just gouge out my foot!" Yonglin seemed to have a lot of resentment, and there was black gas on his body.

"What's the solution, I've told Systm to hurry up, but it will take a few hours to finish, okay? "What can I do, I'm desperate, it's just Machia Bakune.

There are six days left until I am discharged from the hospital, and my eyes are ready.

"Ah, sure enough, it's still a special disease and a few of us, right?" I looked at the sign on the wall that said 'Special Care Unit for the Elderly', and I felt that I had finally run out of the little girl's pile, and all that was left was the old thing.

"But being in the hospital is so boring...... Didn't you see Cuixiang and a few of them?" Purple is actually a person who likes to play very much, and the hospitalization is really difficult for her, and the alcoholic trio who should have been in the hospital has never seen it this time.

"The three of them were bored and sage mode, fist-to-fist each other, and now they are all in the ICU with tubes inserted. Yonglin motioned to Youxiang, who was also idle at home, to come over and play with us and open the drawer, "There are playing cards in the drawer, you can play." ”

"What about you? It's not that your hands can't be used. "I don't play cards with my mouth in my mouth.

"It's okay, I can do something else. Yonglin had the expression of a mountain man with his own clever plan...... Mountain man or mountain god?

So the three of us started playing, and Yonglin also sat next to him, "three points...... Double ...... Bomb ......"

There are five days left until discharge.

"Yuxiang, how about you come and let me kiss it? It's so boring, the pokers are all broken, and it looks like some kind of secretion. "Nobunaga, who I have nothing to love, is lying on the bed, and the poker has been played by us into paper fibers, so I take a stone mortar and wash it, and after it is broken, add some water to make it into pulp, and take it out to make paper.

"I refuse. "Yuxiang's posture is much better than mine, this is Okita Dang, "Isn't there one next to you, why are you looking for me?"

"I'm not interested in the old lady, I remember I made a statement a long time ago. I glanced at the purple on the other side of the bed with disgust, by the way, the bed between me and Yuxiang was for myself, and even the sheets were red and blue, shameful special treatment, "Although I can go skiing outside in five days...... Time flies too slowly...... Why didn't anyone come to see us?"

"Isn't the Red Devil Pavilion bombed, now most of the people outside are rushing to repair it, I heard that they also specially found the group of monsters underground, you know, earth spiders or something. Yonglin sat on the bed and played with origami with her feet, it's really a shame that she has this kind of leisure, look at what she folded, well, F-35, USS Hood battleship, KV-2, and the 64 assault rifle used by the outside world, ridiculous, isn't it good to use the more advanced 89 type?

"Mountain girls...... I hope the Red Devil Pavilion doesn't change its style because of the reconstruction, otherwise I may get lost next time I go...... It's so boring, Youxiang, how about I kiss it?"

"Get out. "Yuxiang forcibly destroyed the formation, and the reincarnation ended without a problem.

There are four days left until discharge.

"Yonglin, do you want to?" I hung my neck from the ceiling with a rope and pretended to be a hangman, sticking out my tongue, but unfortunately no one scared me...... No one cares about us left-behind children...... Empty nesters.

"I can't move my hands, and I can't unlock many postures. Yonglin's bed and the ground around her were already full of finished origami, and it seemed that she had finished folding the entire Pacific Fleet, and it was estimated that she would start folding the Black Sea Fleet tomorrow.

"Forget it...... Who's going to put me down?"

There are three days left until discharge.

"Purple, I don't dislike you, let's have a shot. "I looked at myself in the mirror, and it was distorted more and more like a grunt.

"No, I hate you. Purple turned around with the mask on, her face was as white as a geisha, and she didn't need to wear makeup to pretend to be a ghost in the middle of the night.

There are two days left until discharge.

"......" silence, silence, not to explode in silence, to be perverted in silence, perverted, perverted......

There is still one day left until discharge.

"Yuxiang, don't you really want me to kiss it?

"Okay, come here. "Yuxiang actually agreed, I feel like the sky is going to fall, ah, I have to go and inform, there may be a meteorite going to fall, or a monster or something, anyway, the earth must be in danger...... Let's enjoy it first.

After kissing it, I felt something more in my mouth, warm, a little salty, and it felt like ...... Vomit!

"You actually agreed?" Yonglin was still origami, and Purple was so frightened that she almost fell out of bed.

"No way, the toilet is full. Yuxiang wiped her mouth and watched me rush into the toilet and start throwing up, "He can face the full toilet, I can't stand it." ”

After throwing up for three hours, I came out of the toilet, closed the toilet door casually, locked it, and swallowed the key.

"What's wrong?" Yonglin had already folded Maozi's four fleets, and the room was full of paper, of course, nine-tenths of the fleet had been trampled on by us, "What are you doing locking the door?"

"The toilet is overflowing, so call someone to fix it. "My heart is both cold and hot at this time, "Although it is disgusting, at least I kissed it." ”

"You're more disgusting than I thought you would, and I'm starting to regret why I didn't face the toilet directly. Yuka began to regret it, but no matter what, I remembered the touch of my lips until the day my consciousness was gone. Haha, I won, "Don't put on a plan, I'm feeling more disgusting, do you want me to spit in your mouth once?"

"Bear with me, we'll take what we need anyway. "I'm already a sage, and now I can definitely tear the crown with my hands," I can go outside tomorrow to wave, and it's good for everyone to be patient. ”

"Ahem, I can remind you, we are all wastes without the power of Mao Yu now, don't make trouble in the outside world, otherwise we will not have a good time meeting hooligans or defenders. Purple reminded us not to be too out of line, even if we were discharged from the hospital, there was no one to recover, "We are just going to play, don't think about anything else, especially you, the wind is fragrant, do you hear it?"

"I hear you, but you should tell him that he's not a weak chicken right now, and that his eyes and hands are things that can vaporize the war machine from the outside world. "Yuka's words reminded me that I was now the strongest of the four of us, and that no one would come here, that is...... I'm not going to be found out what I'm doing now!" "Tsk, you see, it's another 'you cut your throat and no one will come to save you'. ”

"Oh my God, it's disgusting. As soon as Zi said this, he was kicked to the ground by Yonglin, "What are you doing!"

"What are you laughing at, brute, you are also Roman. Yonglin condescendingly looked at Zi with contempt and stepped on Zi's ass with one foot, "Kneel down for the mourners, you large non-combustible garbage." ”

"What, are you my mother?" Yakumo Purple rolled over and jumped onto the bed, her hands in a fighting stance, "I'm from Britain......! It's a chubby red named Caesar, isn't it!hahahahaha!"

"Enough! Don't get too excited! Are you kids who can't sleep the day before the spring outing?" Yuka didn't expect me to be the most normal one, "Also, I'll tell you, Vive-La-France!"

"Boring ......" I looked at the script of the battle of the female stream in front of me, and it felt completely different from what I imagined.

"Shut up, what kind of faction are you!" well, I have actually committed public anger, but since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy, Lao Tzu......

"Lao Tzu is a tight stretch rubber briefs pie!" I stopped the quarrel with a word, and the three of them really stopped arguing and beat me instead.

The night passed, and we ...... Finally discharged from the hospital! Go home and pack your bags, and then gather at the entrance of the village at one o'clock in the afternoon.

"Ski equipment...... Well, yo-si. "It's very easy to get the packing up, I only took ten minutes to get it done, but it took a lot of time to soak in the medical cabin to treat the wound in my chest," Anyway, don't you really plan to go together? ”

"Excuse me, play with those three...... Only you can bear it. Wenwen waved his hand, "Next time, maybe there will be a chance in the future." ”

"Okay, then I'll go and find out, maybe one day, Gensokyo can have our own ski resort. "With the easing of relations, Gensokyo will inevitably diversify into entertainment, since technology products are not suitable for implementation, then sports like skiing will be popular, and for Gensokyo, it is countless times easier to complete a ski resort than the outside world, as long as you recruit Letty as an administrator, "Then I'm going out." ”

"Have a nice trip. ”

After lunch at the Likou Hotel, I returned to the street with my bags and teeth, the time was exactly 12:50, in line with the concept that early arrival and late arrival are unpunctual, I calculated the time to arrive at 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

A little round.

"Yo, you're early?" Yuka was coming from the other side, but Purple and Yonglin were already waiting here.

"I came three minutes and she came earlier. Yonglin said that purple was the earliest.

"I'm only five minutes early, so there's no problem, right?" Zi Yi waved his hand, opening a gap, but ......

"So small, are you going to let us drill the dog hole?" Yuka looked at the gap that was about the same shape as her waistline, and her face was black, "Even if this is a drill, it will definitely get stuck in the chest!"

"But it's a miracle that I can open it so big. "Zi didn't mean it, after she said this, we suddenly remembered that the four big guys here...... Now there are three and a half of them are scrapped, even if I am half scrapped, if I dismantle the electronic parts, it will be all scrapped, "What do you say?"

"I'll take you with all my power. At this time, I can also speak, "Anyway, I won't stay in the outside world for just one day, and then I will use my ability to come back, and my ability will not be affected." ”

"Are you sure? I won't run out and find that each of us has only teleported half of the past, right?" Purple was a little skeptical, after all, I was indeed very weak, if it weren't for the energy supply of the nanocore in my left arm, I might even be crushed to death by my own left arm, and the strength and speed I can exert now are not much higher than ordinary humans, which is probably equivalent to the appearance of humans who have exercised for several years.

"Do you have a better way?" but no, do I really want to force my dog hole?

"Well, it's you. Zi immediately changed her words, she was really born with a traitorous appearance, just like the emperor...... Anyway, is the emperor really alive? I haven't seen her since I went to retrieve her body that day.