Chapter 523: Pheasant (Both the web page and the client recommend today's five changes)
He knew that the fourth uncle often said that he came to the mountains to fish, but he didn't see him catch a fish back, seeing that he was so skilled in committing crimes, he must have stolen food in the mountains.
Huang Xiangxi also looked at Huang Yishan suspiciously, his mother was right, this bad father was lazy and greedy, and he must have eaten it himself.
With so many bright eyes staring at him, Huang Yishan felt as if he had made a big mistake, a heinous look, and shouted that he was wronged, "I have only accompanied Xiao Xi twice with him, Xiao Xi is several years younger than me, if he doesn't come back to live in the village now, we don't know each other very well." But he and I have been friends since childhood, and when I was a child, I used to carry my grandmother on my back to catch fish in the creek in front of us. My grandmother wouldn't let me go, and I went secretly every time. When I caught the fish, I grilled it outside, and after eating, I came back. Sometimes, when he was lecturing, he would catch a chicken from someone he didn't know, kill it and roast it. ”
The more the bear child spoke, the more smooth his mouth became, and after speaking, he found that he was purring, and he said what he shouldn't have said.
Huang Xianglan's eyes widened, very surprised, "Fourth uncle, you also did stealing chickens and touching dogs when you were a child, no wonder you went to boxing and selling plasters." ”
Huang Xiangdong also nodded, "It is said that fine sweat steals gourds, and big sweat steals petunia, it turns out to be true." ”
Huang Yi's ears were red, and the sweat came down, in front of my cubs, you didn't even give the fourth uncle a little face, "Your fourth uncle is really not a bad person, it's just that he was more naughty when he was young, and he didn't go to high school." ”
He lowered his head and extinguished the fire in front of him, "I'll make a chicken, and when we catch a chicken in the afternoon, I'll make you a chicken for you to taste." ”
There was a person over there to save face for him, but here he has been confessing, and several children have been attracted by the call of Hua Ji, otherwise there will be another round of crusade.
"Okay, Fourth Uncle/Dad is the best!"
See, how useful the sugar-coated cannonball is, and it will make the children forget his evil deeds at once.
Of course, the children didn't notice that the couple in the corner was sharing the fish with you and me.
Huang Yishan looked at him with a chill, okay, he is the old mother's work.
After eating, a few children made a fuss about the tent and went in to play.
Huang Yixi filled a kettle with boiling water. After resting for a while, he drank tea with Shang Luoyu Huang again.
It is very hard to take care of children, and the two newly married people have a deep understanding at this time.
A few children were also a little thirsty after a while, let them drink boiling water and couldn't wait, just let them take the drink they refused, now regret it.
When I came in just now, I asked a few children to bring food and drink, saying that there was food and drink in the mountains, and several children took turns carrying tents to come in.
Huang Yishan was troubled, "I didn't expect these rabbit cubs to be so noisy, I knew that the child would me too." ”
"I regret it now, right? Huang Yixi hooked the corners of his mouth and said, "You men, you won't have children, but you don't know that raising children is difficult." ”
Looking at Huang Yixi, who was the teaching director of the primary school, Shang Luoyu shook his head dotingly, he liked the way Huang Yixi taught children, patient and caring.
Thinking that she will educate their children like this in the future, Shang Luoyu's heart is very hot, I don't know when the two of them will have their own children, Huang Yixi's relatives have been visiting on time in the past few months, could it be that he is not working hard enough?
A few children were also stubborn, and they didn't make noise about drinking water after they said it, but kept urging Huang Yishan to fulfill his promise and go to fight pheasants.
Huang Yishan took out a slingshot from somewhere in his backpack and asked a few children to pick up a few small stones.
The tent was put away and other things that were not needed and placed in the dirt cave next to it, the earth cave was a sweet potato cellar used by people in the past, and there were a few wooden planks around it, Huang Yishan also used it when they went up the mountain, and it was very clean inside.
Huang Yishan continued to walk into the mountain with a Swiss Army knife and a slingshot, and Shang Luoyu followed.
This place is not considered a deep mountain, at this time the spring flowers are blooming, and wild boars generally do not come down, but they are afraid of a case.
Huang Yixi poured the mushrooms he picked up in the morning into the cave, took an empty cloth bag and took a few children to see what was in the mountain, and picked some back.
didn't go far, Huang Xiangxi found a cluster of raspberries, the cloth bag was too dirty, Huang Yixi asked them to pick some of them with pockets and put them in their pockets, and if they didn't have pockets, they took them in their hands, and ate them while walking along the way.
After eating for a while, I saw the mushrooms, and when everyone squatted down to step on it, Huang Xiangdong found chicken manure, looked left and right, and felt that there should be pheasant activity here.
Just as he was about to call Huang Yishan, he saw that he opened his slingshot and shot a pheasant not far away.
Seeing that they had shot their prey, several children were even more excited than Huang Yishan, and ran to the pheasant to take a look
"Daddy is great, Daddy is dead. ”
Huang Xiangxi was so excited that he kept clapping his hands, so that Huang, who had saved his image of stealing chickens and dogs, flashed black lines all over his face.
Born to himself, born to him, read it twice, Huang Yishan's face softened, "It's the pheasant that died, just to be called a chicken, Dad is talking about it, right?" ”
Huang Yishan walked over and lifted the pheasant to weigh it, and said with a smile, "It's quite fat, it's a pity to be called a flower chicken, it's still roasted, right?"
A few children didn't cheer at all, "Just make it called flower chicken, not roast." ”
No way, the child is so willful, saying that the wind is the rain.
Shang Luoyu pointed to the place that Huang Xiangdong had just discovered and said, "Maybe you can catch another one, so much chicken dung, there should be more than one pheasant in this area." ”
"It's useless, I've already hit one, the pheasant is nimble, and when he hits, he is scared away. ”
There used to be a brain teaser and asked if there were ten birds in the tree, and if one was killed, how many were left?
The correct answer is no, it's all gone.
The same is true of pheasants.
"Daddy, grab another one. ”
Huang Xiangxi shook his father's leg and looked up to sell cuteness.
Huang Yishan shook his head, not daring to agree, afraid that even if he really caught the pheasant again, he would have to die again.
Before he could finish speaking, a few pheasants ran out from the cracks in the trees on the other side.
Shang Luoyu was very fast, snatched the slingshot and stone from Huang Yishan's hand, aimed at one chicken and shot it, hitting the head of the chicken, and several other chickens began to flee in all directions.
Shang Luoyu was unambiguous and shot another one.
Now it's my uncle's turn to die, and I have to die twice, Huang Yishan thought gloatingly.
Three pheasants, the harvest is really not small.
Huang Xiangdong looked around and found the pheasant's nest, and there were seven mountain eggs in it
Huang Xiangdong carefully put them in his pocket.
"Leave two. Huang Yishan stopped him.
The people in the mountains don't know what sustainable resources are, but they have a simple moral outlook, and they know that they can't be wiped out, and they must be stopped.