Qian Long shouted and jumped towards Xie Mei'er: "Mei'er baby, you misunderstood, in fact, Lang Lang has a prostate, and it is impossible to mess with broken shoes." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at Jiang Jingya, who was already sitting on the ground, holding my calves and not letting go, I couldn't help but sigh and help her and asked, "What kind of food? ”

Jiang Jingya looked up at me, her eyes were completely confused, and she muttered with a small mouth: "There is no food, I drink it myself."

Seeing her blushing and cute appearance, I smiled helplessly: ", are you thinking about me praising you?"

I beckoned Lupopo, who was watching the excitement next to me, to pick her up, and then turned my head and asked her, "Where are you staying?"

"My family is in.." Jiang Jingya tilted her little head and looked up at the sky, and then laughed out loud with a chattering "poof", and sang at the top of her voice: "We all have a home, and the name is China!"

With Jiang Jingya's amazing voice, many guests at other tables looked at us curiously.

I hurriedly reached out to cover her mouth and said, "Shhh, don't sing big sister, people who don't know think we just came back from a psychotic speech." ”

"Then you have to invite me to drink. Jiang Jingya struggled to push my hand away, "Your hands stink." ”

I answered angrily: "No, I didn't wash my hands after pooping, and I got drunk and had so many things." ”

"Hehe, I'm just going to have a lot of things. Jiang Jingya broke free from the support of me and Lu Pobo, walked to an empty table with "snake steps", sat down, patted the table and shouted: "Xiao Er, serve wine, I want my top daughter red." ”

I sat next to her with a wry smile, let out a long breath and asked, "What's the matter, why did you drink through it?"

She burped, put her arm around my shoulder and muttered, "Don't care, if you don't invite me to drink, I'll tell the police that you're molesting me." ”

I patted my head and asked, "Old girl, who is molesting whom in our current state? Do you have something in mind? Say it, maybe I can help you solve your problems." ”

All the attention of this girl is completely on the "wine", I asked her and she didn't answer anything, so she opened her mouth and closed her mouth to drink, seeing me sitting still, she leaned on the chair, kicked and shouted like a splashy little foot: "Do you give me wine, don't give me a shout!"

At this time, Yang Chen carried two bottles of fruit beer and put them on the table, glared at him and frightened: "Give it, drink it to death, don't shout, otherwise it will really cut you! ”

"Hehe, thank you!" Jiang Jingya suddenly smiled, stretched out her hand and groped on her shoulder for a long time, then shook her head and said, "Huh, what about my bag? Forget it, I don't know where I lost it, I'll give you the wine money tomorrow." ”

Yang Chen squinted at me, lowered his voice and scolded: "You just do it to death, sooner or later, something will happen." ”

I said distressedly, ", what does it have to do with me?" ”

"Too lazy to talk about you. Yang Chen threw a pack of cigarettes on the table, turned around and continued to be busy.

"Come, stinky scoundrel drink with me. Jiang Jingya pushed me a bottle of fruit beer, grabbed another one herself, and poured it directly into her mouth.

After half a bottle of wine, Jiang Jingya pushed my arm and said, "Hey, give me your mobile phone, I lost my mobile phone." ”

I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and handed it to her and said, "Good boy, call your family to pick you up." ”

Looking at her now, I can imagine how disgusting I am when I am drunk.

Jiang Jingya fiddled with my mobile phone for a long time, neither calling nor playing music, and even played a song.

"I'm not like my old self, and you're a little bit like you"

A few seconds later, Leehom Wang's magnetic voice came through the earpiece of his phone.

Jiang Jingya dragged her chin and sang along while listening: "I still love you, it's the only way out."

Don't look at this girl is beautiful, but the singing is really ugly, I sing out of tune, she is even more awesome, directly not in tune, a good lyrical song, stunned to make her sing Rap.

I lit a cigarette, looked at her helplessly and weakly, and secretly said that this girl's memory is enough, and she can find Yang Chen here when she is drunk.

A burst of sobbing pulled me back to reality, and Jiang Jingya next to me sobbed inexplicably, she cried and hummed: "I still cherish, every moment of happiness.."

I hurriedly grabbed the napkin and handed it to her and said, "Eh, don't you cry? ”

"I... I'm out of love!" Jiang Jingya looked at me with tears in her eyes, and then cried out with a "wow", as if the whole world had bullied her.

I patted her on the back and hurriedly comforted: "What's the matter, I thought you were lost, falling out of love is the beginning of re-love, don't cry or cry..."

Jiang Jingya covered her face with her hands and whispered, "But I still love him." ”

I squeezed out a smile and said, "Then go back to him, men are soft-hearted, if you are coquettish, there will be nothing." ”

I don't know why I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my heart when I said this.

Jiang Jingya bit her lip, her face choked with tears: "He went to open a room with someone else, and was photographed by my colleague.

I lit a cigarette again, nodded my head and said, "Then he is a big fool, with a beautiful girlfriend like you, he won't change Fan Bingbing, he still breaks his shoes, there's nothing wrong with dumping him!"

Jiang Jingya was silent for a long time, and then cried again: "But I still like him." ”

I patted my head and stood up and said, "Fuck, I found out that I'm fucking wrong too, reasoning with an alcoholic! ”

Seeing that I was leaving, she grabbed my hand, pursed her pink little mouth, tears were already rolling in her eyes, and looked at me with a crying voice: "Laipi, you don't want to pay attention to me anymore, do you?"

Seeing her pitiful appearance, I sighed and sat down again, grabbed the fruit beer and took a sip of scolding: "You are really my mother, I don't have the patience to serve my mother." ”

She immediately burst into tears and smiled, with a bright smile on her face: "Don't be so polite, just call me sister." ”

"Nimada.." I was so amused at the time.

Say she's not drunk, she can't open her eyes at this moment, but if you want to say that she's drunk, she can pick up anything for you.

I just accompanied her to have a ride or not, until the stall was closed, Jiang Jingya finally fell asleep on the table, I sighed with relief and stood up, and helped Yang Chen to close the stall together, Liu Yang and they left the last table.

Before leaving, Liu Yang first glanced at Jiang Jingya, and then squeezed his eyebrows at me and cocked his thumbs and smiled: "Brother Lang's charm has not diminished back then, and he has changed two little girls in two days, and one is more beautiful than the other." ”

"Don't talk about it, I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow at noon. I punched him lightly in the chest, and at the same time looked at Cheng Zhenglong and Niu Tao and said: "Today's matter in the company, don't worry about the two of you, Ming'er, I will ask the emperor to apologize to you, everyone is still like before." ”

They both drank a lot tonight, they both blushed and waved their hands thickly, Niu Tao handed me a cigarette and said, "That's not interesting, Brother Aung Lang, it's not a common thing to knock your teeth and tongue, they're all brothers!"

Sending Liu Yang and a few of them away, Yang Chen glanced at Jiang Jingya, who was sleeping on the table, walked to me with a frown and said, "Lang Lang, Wang Ying is really good, when you are a brother's persuasion, you don't know what to do." ”

I nodded my head and grabbed the broom and swept the floor in a dull manner: "I know." ”

Lu Popo and the army lifted the barbecue grill and put it next to him, muttering, "Brother Long hasn't come back yet, won't he spend the night at Mei'er's house." ”

Yang Chen scolded with a smile: "This heart, let you it to pieces, you said that you are an old cabbage seller who cares about other people's white powder and does chicken feathers?"

While we were chatting, a white van with no license plate suddenly drove in at the gate of the barbecue square and stopped in front of our stall with a "whoosh".

Then the car door opened, and seven or eight young men with big shoulders and round waists popped out of it, and the boy who took the lead shaved his big bald head, his face was full of pink bumps, and he asked with a full burp, "Are there any more skewers?"

Yang Chen smiled politely and said, "I'm sorry, big brothers, the stall has been closed, the stove is out, come over tomorrow night, I'll reserve a table for you in advance!"

"Grass mud horse, drink your beer, it's almost time to visit the White House, you have to queue up, right?" The kid kicked on the chair next to him, and waved his hand directly at the group of young people behind him: "Smash me!"

A few young men rushed over, lifting and smashing, and in the blink of an eye, several empty wine bottles were overturned, and chairs and tables were all thrown all over the floor, and it was obvious that these baskets were purely here to make trouble.

"Grass mud horse, what are you going to do!" I grabbed a wine bottle and threw it over, and at the same time subconsciously walked up to Jiang Jingya, blocked her with my body, and shouted at Lu Popo: "Bobo, call the police!"

The army standing next to the barbecue grill turned his head to look at the group of young people, took a cigarette in his mouth, walked up to Lupopo, grabbed his wrist and shook his head, and said with a calm expression: "Let them smash it, just don't hurt people." ”

The young man with a face full of pink bumps bared his teeth and smiled: "Dude, go up"