042. Schrödinger's physical education teacher

After some journey, Lu Chen and the two finally walked to the classroom.

Sitting back on the throne by his window, Lu Chen breathed a long sigh of relief.

The various burning eyes that came all the way just now really made people's backs tingle.

Is this what it feels like to be in the landscape?

For some reason, Lu Chen suddenly felt that those monkeys in the zoo were very pitiful, and they had to be watched and photographed every day when they were naked.

Shaking his head slightly, he looked back at his desk.

However, just as Lu Chen was about to take out the books from the desk to review, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Because he felt as if he had touched something in the table.

Well?

Lu Chen hurriedly took it out and took a look, and the moment he saw those things clearly, he couldn't help but be slightly moved.

I saw that the pile of small things in my hand was a bunch of various snacks!

Lu Chen was startled, and subconsciously looked up.

However, the seat in front of him was empty at this time, but looking at the hot water cup and open books on the table, it proved that the owner of the table had just come here not long ago, but he was not there at this time.

Seeing this scene, Lu Chen looked at the small snack in his hand again, and he smiled a little dumbly: "This guy." ”

Lu Chen never imagined that the scene he had dreamed of in the daytime would one day come true.

What student has never imagined that one day he will come to the classroom hungry and be pleasantly surprised to find that his desk is stuffed with delicious snacks.

I didn't expect that a sentence I originally said just as a joke would be taken so seriously by a girl.

But what made Lu Chen feel a little puzzled was, why would she be so good to herself?

In fact, the two of them have only been at the same table once at most, and it stands to reason that they are ordinary friends......

Wait a minute, is she ......

Stop!

Stop your life delusional behavior for me!

At the moment when a certain conjecture just came out, it was rejected by Lu Chen himself in the next second.

A gentle person can be gentle with everyone, and will not be a special case for one person alone.

This is a very deceptive illusion, but it often makes some young and ignorant teenagers and girls fall into it.

You must not be deceived by hypocritical appearances this time!

So, Lu Chen secretly overturned his previous speculation and turned his gaze to the snacks on the desk again.

I saw that in the pile of snacks sent by Wen Ruyu, there were chocolates, small spicy strips, and a pack of Mimi.

Thinking of this, Lu Chen's cold gaze softened a little, Wen Ruyu's move seemed to him to be simple and a little innocent and cute.

The students were still noisy all around, and some had just returned from the cafeteria after breakfast.

Lu Chen threw a snack on Xia Zhu and Ma Xiaolan's table, and emphasized that it was given by the original owner before taking out the book and starting to review.

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After three classes in the morning, it was time to reach the last session before lunch.

"What's the next class?" Lu Chen asked Wen Ruyu while sorting out his book notes.

“...... It's physical education. ”

"Oh, so it's math class again. ”

Lu Chen said casually, he pulled out the math textbook from the desk with drooping eyelids, and then read it.

Who was the worst teacher in all the subjects of my high school career?

Is it a math teacher who has a bald brain but still has a crotch in the class?

Is it an English teacher who is full of ABCD English and American accents fluently switching, but the students seem to listen to the heavens?

No, it's a physical education teacher who gets sick ten times a day on average and takes a thousand days off work a year!

With the unremitting efforts of many teachers, physical education teachers are either sick or on the way to get sick every day.

In this regard, Lu Chen, who was once young and ignorant, wondered.

Say that good exercise makes people healthy?

For many middle school students, PE is often a class that only exists on the schedule.

Even in some strict schools, physical education teachers are listed as the three mysterious legends of the school that never show up, along with art teachers and music teachers.

It's like the hostess in Meow and Mouse, a Schrödinger-like existence who only hears her voice and doesn't hear her people.

However, Lu Chen really envied them.

You only need to sit in the office and feed the birds in a daze every day, and you can get paid on time, and the better schools even include room and board.

Is it too late for me to transfer to sports?

However, just when Lu Chen was still struggling with his future outlet, the sports committee had already been preparing for the ball game in the class early.

Since no teacher announced the occupancy of the class, the students in the class ran towards the playground excitedly under the signal of the sports committee and Ma Xiaolan.

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Stepping on the grass of the football field with a "bang" sound, Lu Chen stretched a few lazy waists, listening to the crisp sound of "crackling" all over his body, he felt refreshed physically and mentally.

Ma Xiaolan and the sports committee organized the class formation according to the standards of men and women and height.

After a while, the class bell "jingle bell" rang, and physical education class began.

Hearing this, many students, especially the energetic boys, began to get a little restless.

It didn't take long for everyone to see a middle-aged man in a tracksuit with a whistle in his mouth appear at the front of the line.

Lu Chen stretched his neck to see the appearance of the person who came, but in the next second, a difficult mystery suddenly appeared in his mind.

Why are physical education teachers all big-bellied uncles with fat bodies?

Seeing this middle-aged man with a kind smile on his face, he walked to the front of the seventh class, clapped his hands and said:

"Hello students, I am your physical education teacher Zhang Wei, and I am honored to be your physical education instructor as the first physical education class ...... this semester."

After chattering a lot of standard opening remarks, Zhang Wei smiled and said the opening routine that almost every physical education teacher has not changed for thousands of years.

"So, let's go run two laps to warm up!"

"Ah——————" The students were in mourning.

"Let's do stretching exercises to relax our muscles. ”

Ignoring the wails of the students, Zhang Wei whistled while making the gesture of the team's unfolding.

Seeing this, Lu Chen yawned and slowly started stretching and stretching with the rhythm of the team.

If he was weak and delicate before, even if he only ran 400 meters, he would be tired and out of breath.

However, now that he has been upgraded to LV.3 physique by the system, let alone running two laps, even if he runs the men's 3000 meters in the school games, it will definitely not be a big problem.

Thinking so, Lu Chen's eyes were more focused on observing the state of the crowd around him.

Because physical education classes are usually divided into two groups for men and women, Lu Chen is now in a passionate men's team.

"Hey, you can't see it......"

Well?

While Lu Chen was doing a leg press and stretch, a whisper suddenly came from around him.

"You can see a fart, can you have safety pants. ”

A skinny monkey-like boy spat dissatisfiedly, and he took advantage of the gap between the legs to quietly look down at the opposite team of girls obscenely.

"Xiao Wang, your eyes are good, you take a closer look. The other boy didn't give up.

"Damn, that's not worn!"

"Where???Damn! Lao Tzu believes that your mother is a ghost, that Nima is a dinosaur. ”

"Hey, I didn't wear that, my mother's legs are so thick, forget it, it's boring. ”