Teacher Mo Ming has a problem recently. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I am always called by students with all kinds of strange nicknames, and I let myself do my best, and the trend of students wantonly "nicknames" for themselves is still repeatedly banned.

Recently, I have a new nickname - Boss Mo.

It's really a cheesy and tasteless nickname, Mo Ming thought.

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"Hey, Boss Mo, are you setting up a stall again?"

"Boss Mo, what about the new hot sauce that I said last time?"

"Boss Mo, do you want to accept apprentices? I've been coveting your craft for a long time?"

"Boss Mo, don't listen to him, come to our store, you can definitely earn more than setting up a stall, and there are many dividends!"

At night, the village's snack street is still lively.

Mo Ming, who came out to set up a stall, met many acquaintances and diners along the way.

Mo Ming also smiled and socialized one by one.

"Hmm! I'm here to make some extra money today!"

"The hot sauce is ready!

"What's the benefit of taking in apprentices? Don't do anything that doesn't work. ”

"Go to your store? Well, no, I have other jobs, and I can't cook in a restaurant every day. ”

Set up a stall and take out the food from the basket.

Exquisite dim sum, rice rolls of various flavors, pot cakes, and a variety of snacks to accompany alcohol.

Honestly, at the night market, this ready-made food stall is no more attractive than a lively barbecue stand.

But every time it sells well. This also reflects Mo Ming's strength from the side.

After all, he used his free time to visit intelligence tycoons when he traveled around the world to consult and visit many famous chefs, and speaking of which, Mo Ming's confidence in his cooking skills even exceeded his original profession.

Spy Chief: What's that, can you eat it? Mo Ming disdainfully.

"Teacher Mo Ming?" a diner with a wine burp stopped.

"Huh, Teacher Huiyin, are you also visiting the night market?" The light is not very good, but you can still see the two corners on the top of Teacher Huiyin's head...... Mo Ming thought about it and decided to selectively ignore this mysterious change.

"Well, once in a while when you want to come for a drink, hiccup," Huiyin burped again, "What delicious food are you selling?"

"It's all small-cost food," Mo Ming introduced them one by one with a smile, "Teacher Huiyin doesn't want to eat if you want to eat, you are welcome, everyone is an acquaintance, and they don't charge money." ”

"Then you're welcome!" Huiyin seemed to be really a little drunk, and she didn't mean to be polite at all, so she picked up the crispy rice rolls and ate them.

"Hmm, it's delicious!" exclaimed.

"This one is super delicious, too!"

"I'm going to try this too......"

Mo Ming seemed to ignore a problem - it wasn't a human who he invited to eat casually, and Mo Ming didn't have a concept of how much a monster could eat.

At the dinner table, Teacher Huiyin's amount of food seems to be fixed, and Mo Ming can eat as much as Huiyin wants. There will be no leftovers and no additional food.

But at the moment, it seems that Teacher Huiyin must have retained his strength.

With such a good appetite, Mo Ming couldn't help but be a little envious.

No matter how good the food is, the amount of food is fixed. Youkai don't seem to bother with that.

It's a bit early to close today.

Many diners and gourmets have just gone out at this point, and Mo Ming is about to close the stall and go home.

"Hmm, I'm sorry," Huiyin, who had wiped out all the food in front of her, seemed to sober up a little, "I accidentally ate it all......"

To be honest, Teacher Huiyin, who looks aggrieved and ashamed, is indeed a great beauty, well, if you ignore the pair of corners on her head.

"It's okay, it's okay," Mo Ming said with a smile, "It's also a very enjoyable thing for me to see the food I worked so hard to make being eaten with a very delicious expression, not to mention Huiyin, you are already a big beauty, we all have money, hehe." ”

Teacher Huiyin, who was becoming more and more sober, had an even more embarrassed expression.

In order not to make his boss feel helpless after sobering up, Mo Ming quickly cleaned up the stall and said hello back.

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At the end of class a few days later, Mo Ming was stopped by a boy from the barnyard family.

Barnyard eaglet.

It seems that he always has an unhappy attitude towards himself, and it is surprising that he took the initiative to talk to him.

"What do you have to do with Barnyard Field?" Mo Ming looked at him with a stack of homework books.

"I heard that Mo Lao ...... Master, you're good at cooking?"

"Well, so-so, what's wrong?"

"How many kinds of dishes does the teacher make?"

"There's no reason to tell you, well, for the sake of you calling me a teacher, I'll reluctantly tell you that I can cook a lot of food, even in a place like Gensokokyo, where there are no fewer than sixty or seventy kinds of ingredients. ”

"Sure enough...... Teacher, can you teach me how to cook?"

"Huh?" Mo Ming looked at the barnyard field eagle and said unhappily, "Students should focus on their own studies, don't think about other things all day long, if I remember correctly, you should go to inherit your father's kendo gym after graduation, right?"

"I can pay. ”

"Oh, can I ask you why you want to learn how to cook from me?"

"The chef of the restaurant in the village will not easily teach me how to cook, it is their rice bowl, and it is impossible to teach me easily, and ...... They don't cook much. ”

"Oh, you think I'm going to pass on my craft so easily?...... Also, you mean, you're going to learn a lot of cuisine, how many you want to learn, why do you want to learn so much?"

"No......" Barnyard Tian showed an embarrassed look, "I think that since the teacher works in the temple, he shouldn't have taught me cooking because he was robbed of his job...... I want to learn at least 50 ways to cook. ”

"Are you going to quit being a guard and become a chef in the future?"

"No, ......" but there is no following.

After a pause, Mo Ming suddenly said, "Are you going to work as a handyman at the Boli Witch?"

Looking at the barnyard eagle who was suddenly taken aback, Mo Ming sneered: "Really, you don't really want to be a handyman, do you?"

"There's nothing bad about handymen......

"It's not a question of whether the handyman is good or not," Mo Ming corrected, "What do you think of my cooking skills? Even if I really want to take in apprentices, I will definitely not look for you with such impure scheming, you have no potential to become a chef." ”

After speaking, Mo Ming hugged the homework book and walked away around the embarrassed barnyard eagle.

Really, I thought it was something to let myself stand in vain for so long, and my hands holding the homework book were sore.

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At the dinner table, Mo Ming served three bowls of noodles.

"Today at noon, it's corn rib ramen. ”

"Thank you for your hospitality. Meihong took a bowl and was rarely polite. It seems that it is really gluttonous.

"Thank you. Huiyin also showed an embarrassed expression and took a bowl.

Since the night market that day, Huiyin has hardly said a few words to Mo Ming, and seems to have been distressed by her gaffe.

"Teacher Huiyin, you don't have to be polite, I've been living with you for so long, how can I do it without showing decent skills? Mo Ming said with a smile.

"Hey, why didn't Xie Huiyin thank me? I saved your life in the first place, right?"

"Well, thanks to my sister Hongsang's hospitality. There will be a variety of follow-up dishes in the future, so stay tuned!"

"Hey, you know each other. "Keep eating ramen.

"Teacher Huiyin doesn't have to worry," Mo Ming added some vinegar to the ramen, "Whether it's reserved on weekdays, or the true temperament that occasionally vents, they are all indispensable condiments in life, and without these things, life will inevitably be too dull." ”

"Hmm. Huiyin nodded.

"Huh?" Mei Hong showed a vigilant look, "Did something happen to you and Huiyin?

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that one night when I was selling supper at the night market, I ran into a drunk teacher Huiyin. "Mix the vinegar well.

"And then you insulted Huiyin?"

"Please don't take the opportunity to insult my personality. Mo Ming began to eat ramen.

"So what's going on?"

"It's nothing, you know the character of Teacher Huiyin, it will be very embarrassing to be seen on the rude side. ”

"Yes. And then, why is Huiyin rude?"

"Guess?"

"Do you want to be rude to Huiyin, and then Huiyin gave you a mallet?"

"Huh?" "What is the headbutler?" "Why is it always my indecent scene, I am also educated and qualified-"

"Give me a good meal!" Hui Yin erupted.

"You don't have to eat, you two don't talk so much?"

Huiyin made an excuse to be angry about her embarrassing situation.

The two immediately buried their heads in eating noodles.

Of course, the mustard of the night market for a few days has also disappeared here.

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[Note: The quid pro quo chapter of the sage lord Yakumo Purple in the first volume has been blocked] [Temporarily updated here] "I heard that you are looking for me?"

One evening, when Mo Ming was preparing a new dish at home, a dark gap suddenly opened next to him.

A woman stepped out of the gap and opened her mouth to say this.

Mo Ming's frightened hand shook and put a lot of chili peppers, and then quickly reacted to the situation in front of him.

"Are you...... Youkai Sage - Yakumo Murasaki?"

Mo Ming hurriedly put down the work in his hand, turned around and looked seriously at the beautiful woman in a gorgeous costume who suddenly appeared in front of him.

But she had tiny headphones tucked into her ears...... Is there an mp3 in Gensokyo?

"I have something to say~ I don't have that much time to waste time here with a human kid. ”

But you're just listening to mp3 and you're looking at it very leisurely.

Mo Ming's brain began to work at high speed.

He had only once mentioned that he wanted to meet Yakumo Murasaki, and he said it to Huiyin at the dinner table, and Huiyin's reply at the time was that this youkai was very ghostly, and it was basically difficult to find where she was.

After all, it was the sage of Gensokyo, and Mo Ming had seen the record of this person in many classics from Huiyin, and it could be said that he was the highest level of existence in Gensokyo.

Mo Ming also mentioned it at the time, since he couldn't do it, he would give up.

And this time, since Yakumo Zi took the initiative to find herself, it seems that she heard about herself from Huiyin.

"My name is Mo Ming, and I am an ordinary person who entered Gensokyo under the frequent coincidence of events, and I would like to ask the Sage Lord how I can return to the world I am in?"

"Oh, what, are you unhappy with my Gensokyo?"

Don't dare to anger this sage, Mo Ming hurriedly said: "Where, how can it be, this place is comfortable and peaceful, it is indeed a rare resort for outsiders like us to spend the rest of the year, but it's just ......"

"Just what?"

"That...... The sage may not know that I'm an otaku outside...... Anime, manga, game novels, etc...... I haven't watched it for a long time, and I feel uncomfortable if I didn't watch it for a day......"

The sage-sage's face showed a very clear expression of disdain.

"You think I'm going to make an exception for an otaku request?"

Hearing that there was a play, Mo Ming's spirit was lifted.

In this Yakumo Purple's words, it is clear that he still has the possibility of going out of this Gensokyo.

"I can cook for the Sage...... My skills are still good," he thought about and said, "Even if I help the Sage Master deal with some information in Gensokyo, I can handle a lot of complicated work, and use my part-time job as a reward for sending me out, you see?" Mo Ming asked cautiously.

For a moment, Yakumo Zi showed some heartfelt looks.

But still refused.

"Ridiculous, you think I'll say yes?" seemed to leave no room for words.

"This ......" Although he expected that the monster sage might not be able to speak very well, he still felt as if he was being deliberately embarrassed when it came to the end.

Looking at Mo Ming, who was deflated, Yayun Zi smiled extraordinarily brightly: "Well, but it's not completely non-negotiable." ”

"Oh?"

"I'm not going to send you out, but I'm not the only one in this Gensokyo who has this ability. ”

"Who else has the ability?"

Yakumo Zixiao looked at Mo Ming without speaking.

"Is it Hakurei's shrine maiden, or is it some other youkai?"

"Do you want to know? Promise me one condition, and I'll tell you the detailed information that you can get out of the Great Barrier. ”

"What conditions?" Mo Ming had a bad premonition.

"Well, I heard from Huiyin that you're going to have a banquet at Reimu's shrine in a few days, right?"

"It's a school trip. Mo Ming corrected.

"What is a school trip?"

"I don't even know about the school trip?" Mo Ming disdained, "The school trip is just throwing your studies aside and having fun." Unconsciously used the explanation that I heard from Mei Hong, which was obviously made up.

"Okay, okay, that's it, as long as you put on a show at the banquet, I'll tell you the details, how?"

"What show? I don't understand...... What's in it for you?"

"What's the benefit?" ...... the sage rubbed his temples, "just think of my spice of life, what do you think?"

"What show?" Feeling that there was no way to communicate with the person in front of him, Mo Ming planned to let it go.

"This song, you can just sing this song when the time comes......" Yakumo Zi took off the headphones and stuffed them into Mo Ming's ear holes.

Yakumo Zi leaned closer, and a faint fragrance came from his body.

"What's this?...... The song you wrote?" I didn't have time to pay attention to anything else, Mo Ming was directly thundered by the song in the headphones.

"No, it's the work of some fanfic music club in the outside world. ”

"Wait...... Wait a minute, let me ask first, isn't this 'Reimu'?"

"It's the shrine maiden at Hakurei Shrine. ”

"Wait, I'm a little messy," Mo Ming gestured to hold her forehead, "Why are there songs related to the Hakurei Shrine Maiden in the outside world?

"They treat Reimu as a virtual character.,Even me.,I'm very popular outside~"

"I still don't understand why I want to sing this song? I've never met a shrine maiden before, and if I sing this kind of song on my first visit, I'll be considered an idiot!!"

"So, there's no need to talk about it, do you?"

After a moment of silence, Mo Ming cautiously asked, "That Bo Li's witch ...... How's your temper? Do you kill people when you're angry?"

"Poof-ha, don't worry, Little Reimu won't kill you, probably. ”

"Probably?"

"She's only 15 years old. ”

"Finally, what is the point of you asking me to sing this song?"

"Well, how can I say it, I'll tell you, because I've been so bored lately, so I want to have some fun......"

"Wait, didn't you just say you've been busy lately?"

"I'm busy sleeping! That's not the point!"

"So you're going to have fun, so you asked me to sing this song and tease the Hakurei shrine maiden?"

"Uh-huh. ”

"Do you think I'm going to give up my discipline in order to get information about going out?"

"Uh-huh. ”

“...... All right. Since the Sage has so much trust in my character, I am embarrassed to shirk it any longer. ”

"yes! I'm looking forward to what Reimu's face will look like then. Yakumo Zi instantly fell asleep.

Mo Ming selectively ignored the older beauty in front of her who pretended to be a little girl and jumped to her feet with joy.

"But this song is sung by girls, and I don't know what kind of scene I will sing it in, so I'm afraid it won't be very suitable. ”

"It doesn't matter, it's the best thing for you to sing!Only you can achieve the desired effect, giggle~" Yakumo Murasaki seemed to become emotionally high.

"Then this mp3 ?......"

"I'll let you go first, remember to remember the lyrics well~I'm looking forward to it~"

The gap opens and disappears.

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That night, Mo Ming made an exception and did not go to the night market to sell supper.

If someone walks into the kitchen at this time, they will find Mo Ming leaning against the pillar with an expression similar to facial paralysis, with headphones stuffed in her ears.

The entire kitchen exudes a decadent smell of abandonment of treatment.

Only the headphones kept ringing the song sung by the girl.

"Cat Witch Reimu ~ Auntie Washes the Railroad ~ Cat Witch Reimu ~ Take You to Wash the Railroad ~"

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["Cat Witch Reimu": Station B av377904]