Chapter 206 [Global College Entrance Examination]
Jiangnan University.
"Hello classmate, do you have anything to consult?" the male counselor looked at Jing Ye with affection.
After waiting for about ten minutes, it was finally Jingye's turn to queue up, and Jingye asked unhurriedly, "Excuse me, the tuition is free?"
"Yes, are you here to sign up?"
"Well, may I ask ...... our dorm?"
"I'm sorry, because the martial arts major in the school has just opened, and the relevant dormitories have not been temporarily arranged, so please stay in nearby guesthouses and hotels these days, and please pay a registration fee of 20 yuan to better participate in the global college entrance examination at 10 this morning. ”
"What? Global College Entrance Examination? What is this thing?"
"Don't you know? Let me explain to you briefly, the global college entrance examination is a force test for all mankind, and if they pass, our people will take the initiative to invite them to college. ”
"Ah, okay. ”
Jing Ye sighed in her heart: It seems that there are still not enough people to go to the front line, otherwise why do you want to take a global college entrance examination?
I wonder, what does the exam have to do with testing force?
"Is it possible to measure force just by writing test papers?" Bai Qi asked.
"White team, you seem to be a very smart Ako. Jing Ye smiled.
"Hey, no matter what, I've always had good exam scores, but I don't know what type of test it will take, unfortunately we don't have much time to review, and the exam is going to be in an hour, which is really too hasty. Bai Qi sighed.
"Don't worry, just remember the previous laws. ”
"What law?"
"Three long and one short selection is the shortest, three short and one long selection is the longest, and uneven selection is C. ”
White up: ......
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Ten o'clock.
In the warm classroom, a group of people from different ages sit.
Police, doctors, patients, elderly, pregnant women, criminals, children, writers, invigilators......
They gathered together and came to participate in this simulated "college entrance examination" from the global call, and sure enough, as Jing Ye expected, this is a shortage of front-line personnel, and there is an urgent need for follow-up backup candidates.
In addition to Jing Ye and Bai Qi, the front-line personnel know some of the situation, many people don't know why, and we don't dare to ask.
They could only keep their heads down and concentrate on the contents of the test paper.
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Question 1:
The pyramids are a wonder of humanity, and they are inhabited by the mighty predecessors of the Nile.
Among them, the Pyramid of Khufu is the tallest, the meridian of the known earth passes through the center of the tower, the circumference of the base of the tower is divided by 2 times the height of the tower and the height of the tower is higher than pi, and the height of the tower multiplied by 1 billion is equal to the average distance from the earth to the sun.
Please use the transcendental function, the B-theorem, and Bernoulli's inequality to reason what four words Pharaoh would say in his first sentence after being reborn?
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See the first question.
The candidates present were all dumbfounded.
What the hell is this?
What does the pyramid have to do with the pharaoh's words after being reborn?
And what kind of function, what theorem, what inequality, what the hell is this?
Too tall, right?
I can't understand it at all, okay?
"Doctor Jing, how do you answer this question?" Bai Qi thought for a long time, without any clue, so he could only ask Jing Ye in a whisper.
"With all due respect, this question is really ......" Jing Ye looked light, and then sighed, "It's really difficult." ”
"That's okay, the first question is not good, let's put it first, and look at the next question. Bai Qi was also helpless, so he could only make the wisest choice at the moment.
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Question 2:
Full moon night, top of the Forbidden City!
A sword comes from the west, and immortals fly out of the sky!
The following is the sound of the fierce battle between the two masters heard by the people who eat melons in Chaoyang District through the Bluetooth headset AirPods:
Syllable!
Smack!
Boom!
Ahhh
Puff puff puff!
Please judge according to the above voice which pirated martial arts cheats of nine yuan and nine free shipping will male fan Ah Kun buy?
A: "False Bone Inscription"
B: "Slam Dunk"
C: "Young Master Bai Chun"
D: "Sunflower Collection"
E: "Mao's Dragon Slayer"
F: "Three-year mock five-year college entrance examination"
G: "70 Peerless Cheats to Make Women Love You: Shopping and 69"
…… Sanjiu Chinese Network
Fake, right?
No, next.
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Question 3:
The first photo of a black hole came out, and the Huawei P30 can watch the stars at night and have the universe in mind.
Recently, Xiao Ming used the mobile phone to watch the twelve constellations of the Milky Way, and suddenly there was a rainstorm, and the raindrops passed at a constant speed of 9m seconds, and smashed a lonely centenarian.
It is known that the radius of the raindrop is 1000μm, the drag factor coefficient k is 2.937, and the old man is one and a half meters tall.
Please use Capital, Wealth of Nations, and Relativity to analyze how many letters there are in the original English translation of "One Hundred Years of Solitude"?
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Question 4: Please use the Chinese language of Britain, America, France, Germany, Russia, Italy, Italy and Hungary to argue that Uncle Qin can see the sun coming out of the west every day.
Question 5: When Xiao Ming was three years old, his grandfather was stoned to death by rain, please use the old man's corpse and the traces of the crime at the scene (as shown in Figure 1) to depict Xiao Ming's appearance when he was three years old.
Question 6: ......
Question 7: ......
Question 8: ......
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When everyone saw the content on the test paper, they suddenly had a headache.
"What kind of problem is this! I don't know how to do it at all!"
"Is this still a question made by a human being? I can't even understand how to answer this as a person who has a master's degree or a doctorate!"
"Woo woo, baba, I can't do this! I won't! Woo ah, ah, it's too difficult......" Little Lori suddenly burst into tears.
Dad comforted her: "Good, don't cry, it's okay, the first question won't, we can put it first, just look at the second question, okay, this second question...... Forget it, Dad won't be able to answer the second question, skip it, skip it, let's look at the third question, this third question...... It's so hard!"
There are also people who want to be opportunistic: "Anyway, the invigilator is also doing the questions, and there is no one to supervise us, let alone monitor, so why don't you cheat directly?"
There are also people with slightly higher IQs who pretend to be calm: "Are you stupid or how to drop, even if you ask all the candidates in the audience, if you can copy the answer to a question, I will obey you! And Du Niang is useless, these questions are simply a strange question that occurs once in a thousand years! I can't find it at all!"
Only a few seconds passed.
There were all kinds of sighs, sighs, and doubts in the examination room, and some people even gave up the opportunity to answer the questions and began to sleep on the table.
But what everyone is more curious about is, who created this strange question?
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At this time, the loudspeaker in the classroom passed the word.
"Please answer the test in time, there are still fifteen minutes before the time to hand in the paper. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.
"Fog grass, isn't it? so fast?"
"Isn't the exam usually 120 minutes long, and why is it that I have 15 minutes left before I write the first question?"
"Hey, maybe the person who wrote the question thinks this question is very simple. ”
"What should I do? I don't know any of these questions. ”
"What else can I do then?
"How do you do it cold?"
"Blind a few handfuls!"
"Oh, well!"
"Well, how is this fat! Why can't I write on the test paper with my pen?
"I'm like this too! I wrote for a long time, but the answer space was blank! I didn't write a word!"
"I guess the quality of this test paper is not good, you can see that I wrote it, but the font is very light, as if it is an understatement. ”
"No matter how shallow yours is, at least you can see the words, but mine can't see it at all!"
"I can't see it either!"
"Hey, don't write it! I can get the white paper! Anyway, I don't know what this test is for, so I still write him a ball!"
"Lao Tie, there's nothing wrong with it!
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Of course, there is also handwriting written on the test paper.
For example, Jingye and Bai Qi.
Seeing that many candidates around him couldn't write words, Jingye immediately discovered the clue.
It turned out that this was not an ordinary test paper.
It should be endowed with some characteristics, so the test paper can only be written by someone who has a talent for martial arts.
So whether a person has the talent for force or not depends entirely on whether you can write or not.
If you can't write words, it means that this life is insulated from martial arts.
The writing is relatively shallow, which means that there is a fate with martial arts, but the fate is still shallow.
The words written are deeper, which means that this person is talented and has a destiny with martial arts.
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Soon, it was time to turn in.
The test papers were handed in, and the candidates wore masks and walked out of the examination room one by one.
Then they went back to their university schools and waited for the results of their exams to be announced.
But what I didn't expect was that there were two rounds of exams.
The exam just now is just the first round of written tests, and there is also a second round of interview tests!