Lin Rou opened her eyes suspiciously, and saw the man in front of her, his eyes were still full of smiles, and then, the man raised his hand and approached her forehead.

Before Lin Rou could react, snap-

played Lin Rou's brain.

was caught off guard, making Lin Rou stay in place with a confused face, and didn't react to hit him for a while.

Su Yu looked at Lin Rou standing in place blankly, touched her hair dotingly, and said:

"Little girl, what do you think about studying in your head all day long, day by day, watch less girl comics, learn more!"

Then, the culprit rubbed Lin Rou's smooth hair in a mess, and fled the scene, until Su Yu had already walked far away, and Lin Rou realized that she was played by Su Yu.

"Su Yu!!!! you wait for me!!"

Su Yu, who had walked not far away, heard Lin Rou's loud and resentful roar.

He laughed and said:

"Sure enough, it's still a child's heart, tsk. ”

Author: It's like how old you are, you're not naïve yourself, and you're embarrassed to say it to others.

Su Yu: Slightly, I have a face, I am powerful, appearance is justice, hum, you don't have the beauty of the prince of this so you always sour me.

Author: Puff, a sword in the chest.

Su Yu hummed an unknown tune, returned to his house with a bunch of food, and saw that System Jun had woken up and sat on the sofa in a daze.

How to say it, it's the kind of stunned person with a hole in his head.

Some of his long black hair looked like a chicken coop at this time, and his clothes were messy, and he sat straight on the sofa, how straight it was, as if he was in a public class, and there was a headmaster behind your seat.

I don't know that I think he is listening carefully there, but if you look closely at his eyes, you will know that his eyes are blank and his eyes are dull.

Su Yu didn't care about him, put the food he bought directly on the table, took a cup of plastic soybean milk bought at the morning market and the meat bun bought from the meat bun boss, sat on the stool, and watched the system start while eating.

Silently, he also took out his mobile phone to record.

The title is: A Precious Video of Early Humans Training the Brain.

It took about seven minutes for Su Yu to eat two buns, and the product was successfully started.

"I'll go, something so fragrant, I really want to eat it. ”

As soon as he woke up, he smelled the smell of meat, he shrugged his nose, and turned his head to see Su Yu picking up the last bun and sending it to his mouth.

"Shameless old thief, put down that bun, hurry up, give me !!!"

"Oh roar, wake up, I won't give it, slightly"

Saying that, Su Yu deliberately sent it to his mouth, and at the moment when the system was about to get it, he took a bite, and he was afraid that it would not be complete, this goods, also, puffed.

"I'll rub, Su Yu, you're damaged enough, you're playing disgusting with me, hum. ”

System Jun was so angry that he didn't grab the food, and then he turned his back and didn't look at Su Yu.

Su Yu was amused by him when he saw that he was angry and turned his back, and said to him helplessly:

"Really angry?"

"Hmph"

He didn't speak, just snorted to show his dissatisfaction.

"Don't be angry, it's not too late to look at what's in the microwave and you're angry. ”

As soon as he heard this, our system king's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he stepped in front of the microwave oven as quickly as a flash, and then turned it on.

The pungent aroma filled the system's nasal cavity, and he took a deep breath and said:

"I'll go, it's too fragrant. ”

As he spoke, he shoved food into his mouth.

Su Yu is really helpless to see this picture, sometimes the system Jun is like a child, and he wants to coax.

Su Yu watched him eat so quickly, and handed him a cup of soy milk casually.

The system Jun, who was a little choked on eating, looked at Su Yu gratefully, forgot the anger just now, and then sat down on the stool next to Su Yu.

"Anyway, what happened last night?"

System Jun said a little unfluently, after all, there is still food in his mouth.

"What, what's wrong?"

Su Yu was a little nervous when he heard the system jun ask about last night, after all, he knocked his head last night, and he always felt a little weak when he did something bad.

"Eh, yes? Then why does my head hurt so much, my whole body hurts. ”

System Jun said with some confusion, moving his sore arms and shoulders for a while, and there was a clattering sound of bones.

Su Yu was even more panicked when he saw the system asking this, he stumbled a little unnaturally, and his eyes unnaturally turned away from the system's gaze and said:

"Oh? no, no, that, that, maybe you drank too much last night, and you have a hangover, and it hurts, yes, that's it, that's it, and besides, your head still hurts. ”

"Eh, how do you know, I feel like I've been hit on the head with a brick."

As he spoke, he touched his forehead and head, I don't know if it's his delusion, I always feel like there's a bag on my head.

"Yes, that's right, it must be because of this, let me tell you, generally, people who drink too much will feel uncomfortable in the morning, come, drink a bottle thoroughly. ”

Su Yu didn't know where to take out a bottle of beer and handed it to the system as if by magic.

"Ahh ”

", who's peeking into your flesh?"

Su Yu also looked up and down with disgust.

"I still gave you this body, according to this calculation, you should call me dad, after all, I gave you the body, there is a good saying, the body is the skin of the parents, so, son, how to talk to dad." ”

As the saying goes, good brothers want to be each other's fathers, and Su Yu is certainly no exception.

"Besides, you're my son, dad, can I hurt you? ”

System Jun was a little stunned by Su Yu's big truth, and he didn't react for a while, he took Su Yu's wine in a daze and took a sip.

Huh? You ask me why he didn't react? There are a few smart people who have just woken up, and their brains haven't even turned on yet, how does he react? Therefore, if you want to trick someone, it is in the morning, when he just wakes up, and he will do whatever you say at this time.

After drinking for a while, Su Yu saw that there was nothing wrong with the system, and saw that he was still not turned on and quietly went upstairs, but as soon as he went upstairs, he heard the shouting of the system-jun from below:

"Su Yu!!!! your uncle!! I am your father, climb for Lao Tzu." ”

In this way, Su Yu spent an early morning of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

When it was nearly 10 o'clock, Su Yu was falling asleep and returning to sleep, when he was woken up by a burst of telephone, and Su Yu muttered:

"Who, early in the morning. ”

"I, Su Yu, have you forgotten what you promised me today?"

A female voice came from the phone, and Su Yu was confused for a while and said without reacting:

"Who the hell are you, I don't remember. ”

"I, Lin Rou. ”

The last two words, Lin Rou gritted her teeth and said.

As soon as he heard this, Su Yu suddenly sobered up, and he finally remembered that he was Lin Rou's boyfriend now, and they were going to the amusement park today.

Su Yu got up in a thunderbolt, and Lin Rou on the other end of the phone smiled when she heard Su Yu's voice and said:

"You're not going to go back to sleep after eating, are you? ”

"End, my tall and majestic image is completely lost in Lin Rou's heart"

Su Yu thought in his heart and then changed the topic and said:

"You, where are you now, I'm going to pick you up now?"

"Oh~, yes, that's no, I'm downstairs at your house, and besides, I saw someone wearing a little yellow duck's pants and pants cleaning up the bed over there~"

Lin Rou's words made Su Yu's face disappear, and he hurriedly walked to the balcony to look down, this look, I lost it, and it was really below.

And Lin Rou below suddenly raised her finger and pointed, Su Yu was a little puzzled, and then looked in the direction she pointed.

"Ah~~~~~h

A sky-high howl came from Su Yu's bedroom, scaring away all the birds on the branches.

"Day by day, what the ghost is called!"

System Jun's voice came from the house, and Su Yu shut up.

He quickly got dressed, briefly freshened up, and went downstairs.

Su Yu, who went downstairs, didn't look at the system, and ran directly to the door to open the door for Lin Rou.

The summer morning lit up very quickly, and this point was also a little hot, and when she saw Lin Rou, Su Yu saw that her face was a little sweaty.

The girl in front of her was wearing a light blue dress, her long hair was fluttering very fairy, and Su Yu's eyes were myopic with a beauty and dermabrasion filter, which made Lin Rou look more like a little fairy.

Su Yu was a little embarrassed, after all, he forgot the agreement and let her bask outside for so long, so he wanted to wipe her sweat.

As a result, Lin Rou dodged. Su Yu was still puzzled, he took a closer look, good guy, this little girl is still wearing makeup.

"Yo~, our princess is still wearing makeup?"

Lin Rou blushed a little shyly, and she replied:

"You have to take care of it!"

"But, the makeup is all spent, you look like a panda now, hahahaha"

A straight man is a straight man, and he can count on saying something good from Su Yu's mouth.

Hearing this, Lin Rou hurriedly took out the mirror and took a look, good guy, the eyeliner is really dizzy, although it is not as serious as Su Yu said, but now Lin Rou is like a bad girl with smoky makeup.

Lin Rou vomited in her heart and said:

"It's cheap, it's not good, if I used this thing before, ah, it's a shame, it's a shame. ”

Seeing the girl hurriedly touching up her makeup there, Su Yu pulled her directly into the house. As he walked, he said:

"What's the matter, go to my bathroom and wash it off later, it's still as good as you used to be. ”

"Really?"

"Now you look like a little sister. ”

Su Yu just led Lin Rou in, and suddenly thought that there was a system gentleman at home, Su Yu silently thought in his heart:

"I wipe, I forgot, I hope this is in the room, I want this in the room. ”