015 Unlucky.
Qian Long and Lu Pobo picked up a girl alone, leaving only the little shadow full of nonsense still lying on the ground and crying.
Yang Chen and I glanced at each other, Yang Chen directly shrunk his neck and waved his hand and said, "I won't talk to you about this basket, I still have to go to the vegetable market to buy goods at five o'clock tomorrow morning." ”
Qian Long hugged the girl who combed the "centipede braid" and chirped: "Chenzi, you are boring, everyone has blessings and shares, and we all share difficulties, we all eat meat, and you are not bored with a pestle." ”
"Hurry up, it's messy outside, if you get sick, don't you pit my daughter-in-law, what should you do, I'll go home." Yang Chen hurriedly waved his hand and shook his head like a rattle.
Yang Chen has a person named Wang Xiaomeng who has been talking about for more than two years, he was in the same class with us in junior high school, and after graduating from junior high school, he went to the city to study vocational college, and the two of them are like something every day, showing affection in the circle of friends at every turn, and discussing that Li Meina will get the certificate as soon as she graduates, so in terms of the relationship between men and women, Yang Chen has always been the most conservative of our brothers.
Then Yang Chen looked at me again: "Lang Lang, tell you seriously, you should think about Chen Huajiao, you can't do it brutally, you also know what kind of character they are, if you kill you, just find a black coal kiln and throw it, no one will know for ten or eight years." ”
I let out a long breath and said, "Well, I know." ”
At this time, the little shadow lying on the ground began to act as a demon, and there was a murderous shout while rolling: "I want to go home, send me home.."
Yang Chen pushed me and said, "Okay, hurry up and get them away, don't call the patrol police over later." ”
I glanced at Xiaoying, smiled evilly and said to Yang Chen, "If you don't go up, I'm really on the top." ”
I've never been a decent person, and I had a few targets when I was in school, and they were all "meritorious".
So for a woman like Xiaoying who drinks so much that she doesn't have any consciousness at all, I basically don't have any psychological barriers, to borrow the words of my emperor's brother, the meat that falls to my mouth, if I don't eat it, God will have to use thunder to slash me.
"Get out, get out of here!" Yang Chen waved his hand angrily to drive away.
After a few words with Yang Chen, I picked up Xiaoying directly and walked towards the street with Qian Long and Lu Bobo.
Although Xiaoying drank too much, her consciousness was relatively sober, and she probably didn't feel very familiar with me.
There are many hotels near the barbecue square that do not need to be registered with ID cards, and when I walked to a small hotel called "Xiangyang", Qian Long opened three rooms next to each other.
Before entering the house, I told them worriedly: "There is something to do tomorrow morning, don't be too energetic." ”
The two hungry ghosts didn't pay attention to me at all, and the monkey hurriedly closed the door.
It took me a long time to help Xiaoying to the bed, and under the pink light, my blood couldn't help but spurt a little, although I wasn't a junior brother, but it was the first time I did this kind of thing.
The little shadow under the light is unusually charming, with two delicate blush on her pink face, her eyes are lightly closed, her long eyelashes blink slightly, she is wearing a tight milky white short sleeve today, just revealing a slender little waist, a red rope with a small bell is tied around the waist, and the heart of the person who hooks for no reason is tickled like a kitten, and a pair of denim hot pants with raw edges are put on underneath, and a pair of white long legs are unconsciously kicked.
I swallowed my saliva, and was thinking about whether to take a shower before entering the subject, but I didn't know that Xiaoying suddenly sat up, starry eyes drooped her head and muttered nonsense, what men don't have a good thing or something.
I was a little dizzy from drinking, so I walked up to her and asked her what she was going to do.
How do I know that Xiaoying actually stood up, but it didn't seem to stand firmly, the heel of the shoe was crooked and stuck to me, I reflexively took a step back, but I was still full of her pounce, at that moment my heart almost didn't jump out, I held her waist with one hand, and the other hand hugged her back, through the fingertips you can clearly feel her hot skin.
As a result, Xiaoying struggled in my arms, raised her head suddenly, and looked at me with a blurred eye, I thought she was awake, and hurriedly let go of her hands, and smiled with embarrassed bared teeth, who knew that this girl just glanced at me a few times, and then leaned heavily on my chest and fell asleep.
"Whew.." I breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to get Xiaoying back to the bed when I suddenly heard a "bang" outside the room.
I shuddered, hurriedly helped Xiaoying to the bed, then straightened my clothes and opened the door.
I thought it must be Qian Long's tiger calf prank, but I was dumbfounded as soon as the door opened, and there were six or seven people's guards in police uniforms standing at the door.
Without waiting for me to react, a dark-skinned, burly black face directly pressed my shoulder with his left hand, grabbed my wrist with his right hand, and pressed my arm to the ground and shouted, "Round!"
The remaining policemen rushed into the room with a hula.
I immediately panicked, but I still pretended not to know and shouted, "You... What are you doing?"
Hold my black face and shout: "Take out your ID card, who is the woman on the bed?"
"The ID card is in my pants pocket, and the one lying on the bed is my subject. I blurted out.
Blackface then asked, "What's her name?"
I replied weakly: "Little shadow." ”
The black face asked again: "What's your surname?"
There were a few shouts and scolding outside the door at the same time, and then I heard Qian Long's "ouch" howl, followed by Qian Long's defense: "Uncle police is wronged, my girlfriend and I are in a serious relationship, what's wrong with opening a room?"
There was also an angry rebuke outside: "Couple relationship, you don't know what her name is?"
Lu Popo's voice also sounded at the same time: "Uncle, we are engaged in the object and not to check the household registration, how do I know where her family lives.."
Holding down my black face, he forcibly dragged me up, and explained to a few colleagues: "Take them all back, and then ask about the situation when a few girls come to their senses, if it's really a couple, release them tomorrow morning, if not, send all these bad boys to the detention center." ”
Walking out of the room, I saw Qian Long and Lu Popo also squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands like quails, the difference was that Lu Popo was still wearing a pair of pants, while Qian Long only had the boxers of the large-mouthed monkey.
In this way, we were pushed directly into the police car, while Xiaoying and the other three girls were dragged into another police car by several policemen, and after more than 20 minutes, we were thrown into an interrogation room at the police station.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, neither handcuffs nor anyone came to us to ask for the transcript, the interrogation room was pitch black, and it took me a long time to get used to Qian Long and Lu Pobo clearly, Lu Popo sat on the ground in a daze, looking like the sky was about to fall, and Qian Long squirmed back and forth like a monkey.
I squatted on Qian Long and cursed, don't you say that it's your second uncle who runs the hotel, is there no problem?
Qian Long muttered with a disgraced face: "How do you know that we order such an inch, just in time for the joint investigation of the police station, Lang Lang, do you have a small movie in your mobile phone, I can't do it, I just ate a man number one on the bedside table, and I feel like I'm about to explode at this moment." ”
I glanced at Qian Long's sexy big-mouthed monkey pants, and speechlessly took out my mobile phone from my pocket and threw it to him and scolded: "You are really troublesome, run to the interrogation room to release yourself, the voice is turned off, don't let people stab us with electric batons." ”
"That's a lot of nonsense, give it to me. Qian Long snatched the mobile phone, the monkey hurriedly ran to the other corner, and soon heard a "bang" sound, Qian Long, the turtle grandson, has already begun to "act", in the interrogation room, I don't say that there is no one before, and there is absolutely no one after this dog day.
Qian Long released himself in the corner, and I quietly stood up and leaned behind the door to see what was going on outside.
At this time, Lu Pobo pushed me with a crying voice and asked, "Brother Long, will we be sentenced, will they sue us for being strong?"
I tilted my head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"It's not time yet. Lupopo sniffed twice.
I rolled my eyes and reprimanded: "Then you're afraid of a fart, they drank too much, and they didn't leave at our friends' stalls, let's send them to the hotel, but they were dragged and didn't let them go, and I still use me to teach you?"
We stayed in the interrogation room for about two or three hours, and when the door finally opened, a young policeman threw Qian Long and Lu Popo's clothes at them, and drove them away with a straight face: "You can go, pay attention to the future." ”
Lu Pobo and I hurriedly picked up Qian Long, who was almost in prostration, and ran out, and walked to the door of the police station, where I found Xiaoying and the two girls standing outside the police station, as if waiting for us to come out...