787 Annoying Feng Fu
Even the master chef in the back kitchen and the little guy who did the chores all picked up the curtain and rushed to the third floor to thank him, this face is really enough!
The fat shopkeeper took Zai Chun's stack of military tickets, smiled and returned them to a few "nobles are rewarded with military tickets, so they should be given a seven-fold discount...... Ah Fu, bring a can of chilled juice to each of the distinguished guests, drink it when you go shopping, you have to be careful with sun protection today......"
The blue and white porcelain bottles are full of cold water droplets, and the clean reed tubes are inserted in it, and the sweet fruit taste goes straight to the nose.
"Boy, where does this Ryukyu get the ice? Doesn't it mean that winter is the same here as spring?"
Ma Ming, the guard next to him, said with a smile, "You don't understand this, Ryukyu has to go to North Korea and Japan every winter to buy a lot of ice cubes, and pull them back by sea ships and hide them in the ice cellars......"
"How many Koreans and Japanese have been fed for this deal, and there is also a saltpeter ice making method in the Ryukyus, which can make ice cubes in the summer, which makes us so happy......
Feng Fu has been really a bit perverted recently, he doesn't feel good if he doesn't fight with others for a day, "Bah......" A mouthful of thick phlegm spit on the ground, "Such extravagance, sooner or later you will lose the country!"
At this moment, a little old lady ran out of the roadside, with a red armband on her arm and a stack of small notebooks in her hand.
"Spitting, a fine of one round!" Pay the money......" The old lady crossed her waist with her hands and glared angrily at Feng Fu.
Feng Fu didn't care about the round of money, but it was really embarrassing to let an old lady stare at him like this, "You, you...... What right do you have to fine me money?"
"It's from a foreign country, right? At first glance, it's from the other side, and I don't know the rules...... In our Ryukyus, spitting and defecating, throwing garbage will be fined, and there are garbage cans on the side of the avenue, don't you know how to read?"
"You don't look like an illiterate person? I can recognize three words as big as an old lady, don't you know?"
Feng Fu was furious, he was also a Hanlin from the imperial examination, and he actually said that I was illiterate and "bold...... We are the envoys of the Qing Dynasty, we are the angels of the kingdom, we have diplomatic immunity, and your Ryukyu law cannot control me!"
There was a bang, almost like a trick, and a large group of people gathered around, and several of the children asked each other, "He said he was an angel...... So why doesn't he have wings?"
"You, you...... You're so stupid...... Angel with folded wings......"
"Why did you break your wings? Did you also spit in heaven and let God pluck out the wings......
"Hahaha, maybe God roasted it as chicken wings!"
As a commercial port, Ryukyu is a place where Eastern and Western cultures meet, and even children know many Western stories and legends, and the adults around them laugh at each other.
Zai Chun was so embarrassed that he almost found a mouse hole to get into, and he tugged on Master Weng's sleeve, "Teacher, pay attention to the national body, pay attention to the national image!"
But it was too late to remind them, and the people around them said, "Oh, they say it's an angel, it's an envoy from the kingdom! Yes, I saw them at the dock in the morning, and it's ......."
"What the hell is wrong with the Qing Dynasty, how can the envoys send such people? There is no politeness at all, and spitting is unreasonable? No wonder foreigners say that this is a group of barbarians!"
"That's right, it's better for me to be a baby, my baby knows that Ryukyu is my home, and it depends on everyone ......to care for the environment."
"I don't want to think about it, everyone spits and throws garbage, and when I look back, the big guys live in the pigsty, how dirty it is......"
Listening to the discussions of the people around him, Feng Fu's face was red and his ears were full of regret, why did he say such inappropriate words. But the old lady didn't mean to let him go.
"I don't understand what power is not right...... Either admit the fine, or wipe the phlegm you spit on to the big guy!" After speaking, he threw out a broken handkerchief and shouted, "Admit punishment or wipe the floor, you choose, don't fool me with words I don't understand!"
Zaichun couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly gave Xiao Sixi a look, and the little eunuch hurriedly took out a round of banknotes and handed it over, "Auntie is angry, people from afar don't understand the rules, we admit punishment!"
The little eunuch's mouth was sweet, and it took a while to persuade the big guy to get out of the encirclement, and when he walked to a place where there were few people, Zaichun glared at Feng Fu, "Lord Feng is not angry! You must know that this is not the Qing Dynasty, it is Ryukyu, and you now represent the dignity of the Qing Dynasty!"
As soon as he heard the emperor say cruel words, Feng Fu knelt on the ground in a cold sweat and "confessed his guilt......"
The others hurriedly persuaded him, and finally Weng Tongyi whispered in the ear of the little emperor, "It's no wonder that Lord Feng is angry, when he was on the boat, he and Xiao Letian's family had a little verbal conflict, and the result was ...... As a result, a few maids gave some croton, vomiting and diarrhea for several days......"
Jae Chun's eyes lit up suddenly, "There is still such a thing, it's too gossipy, you tell me, tell me about it, talk about it......" At this time, Jae Chun was full of childishness.
The two eunuchs went over to help Feng Fu pat the dirt on his body and whispered: "Lord Feng, let's dissipate your anger, today is such a happy day, you have to make Your Majesty unhappy? Your Majesty misses you too, the wine and food just now were spent on Your Majesty's own money......
"Huh, Your Majesty's own money?" Feng Fu was a little confused.
"What do you think? Your Majesty's military tickets are all earned by yourself in the boot camp...... At that time, His Majesty and ordinary soldiers were crawling and rolling together, eating, living and training together, and standing in a military posture under the sun was several hours!"
"Recruit training has a subsidy of ten yuan a month, if the training is excellent, there are different degrees of rewards, your majesty has saved a total of 110 yuan of silver in half a year of training, that is the first money earned by your own hands in your majesty's life, love the same as a baby, never spend, today to invite you to dinner is the first time!"
"Your Majesty......" Feng Fu's eyes suddenly turned red, and the tears rolled down desperately, "I'm sorry for Your Majesty's friendship, how do I know to find trouble!"
"Okay, okay, don't cry on the street, hurry up and follow the line, there are still a lot of places to see in the afternoon......"
In the afternoon, everyone focused on inspecting the schools in the Ryukyus, and when they saw that the Western teacher was teaching English, German, French and other Western characters to forty or fifty students in the classroom, Weng Tongyong was shocked, "There are women?
What's even more shocking is still to come, the geography teacher in the glass window is using a big globe, so blatantly promoting the theory that the earth is a sphere, and the students in the audience are extremely obsessed.
Astronomy, Geography, History, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry...... There is even physical education, so many courses are the only ones that do not have the Four Books and the Five Classics and the subtle words of the saints.
"It's the opposite, it's really the opposite! It's a big rebellion......" Feng Fu wanted to say something, but Weng Tongyi and the little emperor glared at each other, and they shut him up.
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