"Boss, how much is 1 pound of pork?"

“46”

"Damn, it's so expensive, forget it, let's get some chicken breast"

"How much is a pound of chicken breast"

"7 pieces"

"Just take this"

Finally, I picked out two chicken breasts and walked out of the supermarket with the boss's disdainful eyes.

But no one knew that there was a system in this poor boy.

That's right, that's the system you think of.

Su Yu, male, 26 years old, height 176, weight 65 kg

GenderMale,Hobbies,Female (probably maybe)

No father, no mother, no assets, and no young people

The profession is a little dragon who is fast to wear the General Bureau, and often plays an unimportant role in the text, like a bodyguard next to the domineering president, a passer-by in the Xiuxian text, and earns a little pocket money. Life is barely passable, but recently because of my addiction to online games, I haven't received any work, which has caused today's ghost.

Oh, by the way, he also has a sworn friend and system, his name is Xiao San, that's right, a spoof name like this is given by Su Yu, usually, he doesn't do business, he fights all day long, this little three system can be regarded as a true inheritance of Su Yu, and at this time they are still fighting in their brains.

"Hey, don't be so poor man."

The system just watched this scene and hated that iron does not become steel.

"Hey, hey, who do you look down on, Comrade Xiaosan, don't you know how expensive pork is now, and it's still healthy to eat chicken."

Su Yu snorted.

"You tell me that you don't do serious things every day, you know to charge money into your onmyoji, and now the onmyoji doesn't have a full picture book, Africans still have to be kryptonite. ”

Listening to the number of the system, Su Yu retorted.

"Bah, don't say that about my cubs."

"Oh my God, how did I meet such a master as you, by the way, I have a job with a supporting role in the overbearing president's text, do you want to take it?"

"Supporting roles? What kind of supporting roles? What good supporting roles can you pick up for me?"

Su Yu said solemnly.

"Hey, hey, uncle, you're in the way, don't you have long eyes, do you want to touch porcelain?"

And the two who were chatting found that a little kid stopped in front of Su Yu.

The little kid is wearing a loose school uniform, his hair is dyed yellow at Tony's house at the entrance of the village, and he still has a cigarette in his mouth, and he looks like a thug in the whole society.

"Hey, little brat, how do you talk? Do you know how to respect the old and love the young, you smoke when you're a little older. You don't know where you are when you smoke, you don't study hard, and you mess up all this mess. ”

"Hey, uncle, you don't look particularly rich, why are you better than me. ”

"Oops, despised by a child, oh my God, instantly felt like the soul was hit. ”

Seeing Su Yu's non-replying appearance, the child snorted and rode away.

"Oh, by the way, you can't take that job?"

Su Yu was stunned for a while, and when he heard the words of the system, he hurriedly said.

"Pick it up. ”

"Well, this job this time is the dean of the domineering president Wenli"

You just need to get the president inside, and try to meet them if they have any requirements, and just live anyway.

Good Lego.

Su Yu said doggedly.

However, he didn't seem to notice them.........

In a flash of white light, Su Yu came to a very, very, very, very luxurious hospital.

"I'll go, is this a hospital? It's too big. ”

"Ouch, this dean looks good, not bad, has 1/3 of my beauty, look at this little white face, look at this gold wire glasses, look at this little waist, ouch, not bad. ”

Su Yuyu thought so.

"It seems that this time the work is good",

But soon, he won't think so.

The camera turned.

In a palatial hospital, a very melancholy man with gold-rimmed glasses sighed by the window, his eyes lowered, and it could be seen that he was very melancholy......

I'm Su Yu, I'm the director of a luxury hospital now, I'm very troubled now, you must ask why bother, after all, I'm so handsome and golden.

Because, I am the dean of the domineering president Wenli......

Just now, just when he admired and sighed at his beauty.

He was interrupted by a panting little nurse.

"Dean, dean, the young master of the Beiming family came to the hospital to make trouble, saying that he didn't like the air here, let's change the air, what can we do?"

The little nurse was speechless at such a request, but she could not refuse.

"I'm lost, isn't it, Xiao San'er, the president in this president's article has a Watt brain, and that little master is not the president yet. ”

"What's going on?"

Su Yu complained in his heart and the system.

"Aren't you usually very smart, hurry, activate your smart little brain, think of a way, if you don't think of a way, your subsequent outcome may be to throw it into the sea to feed the fish. ”

"Ah~, I don't want to take this job."

"Hey, brother, we can get a bonus of 3,000 yuan after completing this order, don't get along with money. ”

I lost, so much. ”

"Because of what, it stands to reason that I used to make an order of 100 yuan, why is there so much in this order, is there something wrong?"

Well, there shouldn't be, you just do your job.

The system is also a little strange, but I don't care too much, both of them are complacent about being able to get a bonus of 3,000 yuan, oh roar, for money.

As a dean, how can this little thing be possible for me,

Su Yu pretended to be deep and said to the little nurse.

"You spray some air freshener and tell him it's air flown in from Čuniyo Iceland."

"Makes sense, dean, you're so smart," she said, and the nurse ran out

Ah~ Today is another day of wit.

Su Yu, who thought he had solved a trouble, said complacently.

But he never thought that the miserable life was still to come.

After a day of extravagant life, Su Yu lay on the big bed with the identity of the system.

"Ouch, it's so comfortable, it feels my God. ”

"Brother, you are still good to me, this time the work is also amazing. ”

"That must be dropped, we can both be prosperous and loss-in-the-other."

"Hey, you said that if every order is like this, can I be promoted and raised, marry Bai Fumei, become rich and handsome, and go to the peak of life. ”

Su Yu lay on the bed and fantasized about it.

One person, one system, thinking in bed.

"Ouch, I'm a little hungry, let's go out to eat. ”

Saying that, Su Yu got up, changed into a comfortable one-piece hat, washed his hair and went out.

Su Yu's original appearance was actually very good, white and clean, with a pair of deer-like eyes, watery, tall nose, long eyelashes, and particularly beautiful lips, with a faint pink. But I can't stand this thing, I don't usually dress up much, and I don't shave my beard, so I look like a rough man.

After entering the system world, the world will automatically convert the supporting characters who enter the system into some characteristics that are in line with the current identity, such as some supporting characters have cleanliness or something, so the actor must also do the same.

But outside the plot, Su Yu can be himself, but as long as he is in the plot, Su Yu must always maintain some characteristics that belong to this dean, so as not to be recognized by the aborigines.

And now Su Yu, who is clean and refreshing, has changed into casual clothes after changing out of the strict suit that belongs to the doctor, looking like a little milk dog who has just walked out of school, just, very well-behaved.

Su Yu walked into the food stall and skillfully shouted at the boss

"30 pork skewers, 5 kidneys, 20 lamb skewers, and beer. ”

The boss quickly put the grilled meat skewers on the table, and Su Yu was about to drink it, when suddenly a group of thugs came to the barbecue stand.

They walked up to the boss and said to the boss:

"Yo, business is good, when will your son pay us the money he owes us?"

The boss cried and begged for mercy.

"We don't have any money, we really don't have money, please let me go. ”

"No money?",

A thug said viciously,

"If you don't have any money, then pay me your daughter, and you can go and sell it for a good price." ”

With that, the leading thug kicked the table over.

Well, it's Su Yu's table.........

Originally, Su Yu felt that this matter had nothing to do with him and didn't want to care about it, but as a result, before the master ate it, you kicked over the master's table, is it tolerable or unbearable, and it is shameful to waste food!!!!

Su Yu looked at this group of gangsters, took the beer bottle that was not broken, and went up with a headshot and knocked down the head of the gangster, while the other gangsters, seeing that their boss was beaten, hurriedly picked up the wooden stick and was about to smash it on Su Yu's body.

This Su Yu is not an idle person, after all, he is also an old fritter who is about to wear the General Administration, what world has never seen it, he flexibly dodged these wooden sticks and beat these gangsters fatly.

These gangsters are also acquaintances, and when they saw that they couldn't beat them, they gave up the speed of escaping one by one, which was comparable to the national team, and Su Yu was amazed when he watched it.

The boss on the side was lying on the ground, panting.

And a good-looking and innocent girl came out of the store.

The girl said softly:

"Thank you, sir, for helping us today and for causing you trouble. ”

"It's okay, it's not a big problem, it's just a pity for these skewers. ”

After Su Yu finished speaking, he was not interested in knowing what their story was, so he waved his hand at the girl very chicly, and walked away without looking back, leaving a hero's back in the heart of this beautiful girl, and the story unfolded quietly..................

On the way back, Su Yu passed by an alley, and suddenly, a black hand covered his mouth and nose.

All this happened too fast, and Su Yu didn't react.

“what! Isn't this the plot line of the heroine in the plot of the novel? What the hell?"

The man who covered his mouth and nose said viciously in his ear:

"Don't be silent, be careful that I kill you. ”

After saying that, the man was still holding a gun to his kidney.

I'm just out for a skewer, and it's not going to stop. ”