My name is Niu Ben. Don't ask me why my name is so good, my father's surname is Niu, born in the Year of the Ox, and he has had a pair of eyes as big as a bull's eye since he was a child. In 2003, a plague epidemic that swept the world, I was unfortunately hit, although after treatment, I was spared a death, but the side effects of the drug made me suffer from sequelae, the specific medical logic is very brain-burning, in short, the main symptoms are headache, fatigue, cranial nerve damage, but fortunately did not become stupid. Okay, let me start at the beginning.

And so the story begins.

August 27, 2003, the sun was shining. On the campus of the Beijing University of Information Science, large banners welcoming new students are hung everywhere. My father and I, carrying bedding, basins, kettles and many other daily necessities, walked towards the orientation area.

A girl with an average appearance and a very plump figure shouted loudly: "Hello classmates, I am Fei Xiaohong, a sophomore, a student cadre in the department. What's your name, let's log it down first. ”

"My name is Niu Ben. ”

Fei Xiaohong revealed a surprised expression, "You are Niu Ben." Before you came, we still said that such a powerful name looks like a cow. ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Senior sister said that she was joking." ”

Hahahaha, Fei Xiaohong's undisguised and arrogant laughter came again, "Classmate, you are really interesting, come, sign here, I'll show you, your dormitory is in B513, go forward here, the second building is." ”

Walk around, and you will be at the door of the dormitory in five minutes. In order to cultivate students' self-care skills, parents are not allowed to go upstairs in the dormitory. Due to my weak health, my father finally passed the audit of the dormitory manager and went up to the 5th floor.

B503.... B505.... Walk down the hallway to the end of the room, the door is open, and the number B513 is hung on it. Looking at it, there was a classmate inside, about 1.8 meters tall, who was cleaning up the bed.

"Hello buddy, my name is Niu Ben, and I am a freshman in our school this year. ”

"Hello classmates. He turned around and saw Niu Ben's father, ah, hello uncle, my name is Zhu Chen, and I am in Class 2 of Xinguan this year. ”

"Oh, what a coincidence, the two of you are still classmates, so you will have to take care of each other in the future. My dad said.

"Yes, it's a coincidence, uncle, Niu Ben, you guys are busy first, I still have some daily necessities, I'll go to the school supermarket to buy some first." ”

"Okay, you go first, and we'll talk later. I said, "Bed 5, it should be the one above." He threw the mattress on it.

"Beep dog, why is this B513 in the innermost, tired to death. There was a domineering grumbling outside the door. The voice got closer and closer, and a small flat head appeared at the door of the dormitory, with a black tight vest and a big silver chain around his neck, looking like a big social brother.

"Yo, all classmates have arrived, hello, my name is Shu Guang, this is uncle, hello. ”

I thought to myself, this guy looks too sideways, and he must not be easy to mess with. However, fortunately, it is quite polite. He accosted: "Hello, my name is Niu Ben." ”

"I'm forked, buddy, your name is too your sister Niu Fork. ”

My face is full of black lines, my dad is a more traditional person, although he is also a Hutong skewer, but a college student, so civilized and polite, is still not very used to it, so he found a reason to go out to help me buy a mattress.

"Dude, my name is Shu Guang, just call me Brother Guang in the future, mix with me, I'll cover you. ”

"Shu Guang... Your name is too mournful, Shuguang, is there nothing left?" I teased.

"Haha, you're quite funny, from the capital, which class?"

"That's right, from the east of the city, the second class of Xinguan, what about you?"

"Classmates and roommates, fate, brother, what about my buddy on the bunk, I look like the kang is all laid out. ”

"I just went to the supermarket to buy daily necessities. ”

"Knock knock", there was a knock at the door.