Chapter Ninety-Nine: Fight with Toothpaste
I was woken up by the phone early in the morning, and it was cold in winter, so early, who reluctantly picked up the phone, there was something wrong with Cher!
"What's the matter, my dear, don't you sleep?" I grumbled.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, are you going out fishing today?"
How did she know, I, who told her.
"No, who did you listen to, no?" I replied.
"Hmph, I don't know you yet, now I've learned to lie, you wait for me to drive over right away. ”
Doodle......
"Who, calling you so early to flirt?" Zuo Mi teased without knowing when he woke up.
"Can't you sleep?"
"How do you speak? You can't sleep, it's not that you've woken you up. ”
I smiled and didn't speak, arguing with women, it seemed that I had no grace, Jin Wenhui and Yang Lele seemed to be woken up by our conversation, and they all got up.
"Brother Wind Chimes, accompany Lele well today, if there is any safety problem, I will ask you, do you know?" Jin Wenhui instructed me.
"Of course not, I am the patron saint of Sister Lele. ”
Yang Lele laughed.
Zuo Mi continued: "Come on, witness gentleman, Lele, I'll tell you, this is a little pervert, and he peeked at me in Hangzhou before." ”
"Sister Zuo can't say that, this is called a distant view and not blasphemous, even if I have a lustful heart, I don't have the courage to be lustful, who made you so sexy and beautiful, don't let me see it." ”
"Hey, you kid......"
Jin Wenhui hurriedly answered: "Okay, Zuo Mi, the wind chimes are praising you, hurry up and wash up today!"
After Zuo Mi washed, he put his arm around my neck and said, "I'll come back at night to clean you up!"
After they left, Yang Lele and I were left, fortunately Zuo Mi didn't drive, and the key was placed on the dining table.
After I washed my hair, Yang Lele also cleaned up and was about to go out, when Xue'er was already standing at the door at some point.
"Hmph, you said you didn't lie to me, I don't care about me, I'm going too!"
I glanced at Yang Lele, and Yang Lele nodded that he had no objection.
"Okay, okay, let's take you there!"
"Well, take my car, go there?"
"Blue Light Reservoir ......"
After driving for an hour and a half, I was almost asleep, and Xue'er and Yang Lele were very energetic.
After getting off the car, I am in the line, the weather is good today, there are a lot of fishing, this reservoir is very large, unlike other places there is a fish ban period, here is artificially fed, there are many fish varieties, the price is naturally high, the most important thing is that there is no limit, drop casually, meet a lot of fishing enthusiasts.
Xue'er took three benches and a few bottles of mint water in the trunk, only two fishing rods, I simply didn't drop them, let them go, I observed the location of the reservoir, and chose a feng shui treasure land, a bluestone slab, there are no weeds around, and a lot of small insects are avoided.
"Won't they, will they?
"Hmph, ignore you. Cher said.
"I'm going to tell you the steps and techniques of fishing, and teach you how to fish and hook quickly. ”
1. Select a location. Make sure you choose a piece of water that actually has fish in it. If there are no fish, then the best bait will be useless. Many newspapers or news clients will publish local fishing information and list the location of the water where the fish are present. You can also ask at a fishing tackle shop, dock or camping supply shop. You can also throw things in and wait a few minutes to see if there's any movement, and there will be fish in ponds, lakes, and rivers.
2. Choose your bait and hook. Fishing starts with figuring out the type of fish and what bait the fish likes to eat, you can choose the right bait, and you need a hook that fits the fish's mouth. Model #1 hooks are suitable for many fish, but hooks in sizes between 8 and 5/0 are only suitable for some fish. If you don't know, go to the tackle shop and ask the owner for the size of the hook. The smaller the hook, the more likely it is to catch the hook, and the slimmer line is easier to catch more fish. Small hooks don't knot easily, let the fish shop owner teach you how to do it.
As for the bait, I like to use earthworms anyway, the synthetic kind of bait is easy to fall, and earthworms are easier to take the bait.
There's a lot of bait today, so I'll show you a clip later, and you don't blink.
To choose the right bait fishing method, it is best to attach your pendant to the fishing line about 30 cm above the bait, and hanging the line can place the bait a few centimeters from the bottom of the water, which is where the fish hunt. Of course, consider the use of bright cork buoys, large lakes, slower rivers with slower currents. Fishing buoys are generally brightly colored plastic that float on the surface of the water, the buoy can be easily attached to the line, and you should place the bait under the buoy. Adjust the distance between the buoy and the bait to suit the depth of the water column. The last thing is to throw the fishing line, or put it in the water and wait for the fish to take the bait. You can tell if a fish is biting the bait by touching the line, or by looking at the line and buoy, or by hanging a bell from the end of the rod. Waiting for the fish to take the bait requires a lot of patience, which is also the essence of fishing. A combination of a little handling and feeding next to the bait will allow the fish to bait faster, and when you catch a fish, throw some more bait, as fish tend to live in groups, and if you wait 10 to 15 minutes and there is no movement, then it is better to throw the line somewhere else and wait again. It's much easier to reel in the back, if it's a big fish, use a net, the fish is very slippery, pay attention to safety, don't get into the water, I can't swim.
"Is it so complicated?" complained Cher.
"It's not complicated, are the fish so easy to deceive, I'll get the line and buoy for you, and when there is movement, the line should be fast, tonight's dinner depends on the two of you, I don't want to eat the fish I bought, it's so boring." ”
After all, Yang Lele has a certain foundation, Xue'er is more embarrassed, a novice Xiaobai, she doesn't know anything, she has to teach her.
Xue'er was dissatisfied: "Hey, why are you like this, you can be a master well, then there is a master like you, and you don't care about the apprentice." ”
"Don't be noisy, wait patiently, the sound is loud, the fish don't dare to come, you learn to learn to be happy, this is called fishing." ”
Yang Lele glanced at me embarrassedly, and Xue'er turned her head angrily.
I sat among them and enjoyed it very much, two different perfume smells and hair fragrances were imprinted into my nostrils, Yang Lele was very attentive to fishing, which was also related to her serious work, Xue'er seemed to be very bored with this fishing, one hand drooped her head, listless, just quietly looking at the lake, and couldn't speak loudly, very boring.
"Isn't it boring, Cher," I whispered.
"That's right, just staring blankly, are there any fish coming, fish, fish, you come quickly?"
"Didn't you clamoring to come at first, do you blame me?"
"I don't blame you, there's a fish on Lele's side. ”
Sister Lele's luck is really good, this is not Huang Lading, or the two-tailed kind.
"Cher, be patient, the fish will always take the bait. ”
"Sister Lele, your shot is Wang Fang, there are at least dozens of dollars a pound in this Huang Lading restaurant, I don't know how much the boss sells here, I haven't dropped this kind of fish yet!"
"Luck, luck. Sister Lele smiled.
I saw a person, Kuang Ni's boyfriend at Xue'er's class reunion last time, and Kuang Ni, I remember coming, toothpaste, Tian Qi toothpaste, that guy was very tricky, he saw me, his eyes were full of unshaping, as if to say, this place is also worthy of people like me, Kuang Ni came to say hello to us.
"Sister nurse, long time no see?" I laughed.
"Hello, this is your girlfriend Cher. ”
"Hello sister. Cher said.
"Hello, who is this?" said Kuang Ni looked at me.
"This is Lele, a doctor in the Department of Psychology, who works in the Tianfu New Area Maternal and Child Health Hospital, my master. ”
Kuang Ni hurriedly shook hands with Lele.
"Excuse me, you come here a lot, Wind Chimes?"
"Come occasionally, take them to relax, cultivate their sentiments, and hone this girl's temperament, your boyfriend is quite low-key. ”
When I say low-key, it's a derogatory term, which means that this guy doesn't fit in and doesn't know how to be polite.
"He's like this, don't pay attention to him, he broke up with me recently!"
"This kind of person is not worthy of you at all. ”
"Wind Chimes, how do you speak?" Cher grumbled, obviously I was out of grace with this sentence, and I also realized that there was something wrong with this sentence, which embarrassed Kwong Ni.
Brother Toothpaste ran over angrily, "Dog, Lao Tzu has already seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, what are you talking about!"
I didn't show weakness either, and I didn't notice Kuang Ni next to me at all.
"I'm talking about you, a toothpaste seller, who deserves to come here to fish. ”
The people around the anglers are looking at us, obviously compared to fishing, fighting and fighting are more interesting, this Tian Qi is thinner than me, although he is a little taller, he has no use for eggs.
I was very scuffling with him, it was really not as I expected, there was no energy, it was just a little white face, and I couldn't move on it after a few rounds, Kwong Ni and Lele and Xue'er all came to pull us.
I still didn't relent: "If it weren't for the sake of the nurse's sister today, I would let you hang up." ”
This guy was full of unconvinced, glared at me through gritted teeth, and ran back to get something.
Kwong Ni was really knowledgeable, and quickly apologized to me, I shook the dust off my body, as if it was okay, and I undoubtedly had the upper hand in this situation.
Yang Lele whispered to me: "Hurry up and hide in the car, I saw that kid went to get a baseball bat, it's not worth it to get injured." ”
I stroked her head and said, "Don't worry, I've practiced, this guy is not an opponent, I saw him unpleasantly at Xue'er's class reunion before, and continued to fish." ”
"What kind of fish are you fishing, run, he's coming." Cher worried. Yang Lele and Xue'er stood in front of me and protected me. Kwong Ni went to stop Brother Toothpaste, but she didn't.
I can let a woman block the front for me, sometimes momentum is critical, I was not afraid of him in my heart, I took the initiative to meet him, Cher was so frightened that she closed her eyes.
When I opened my eyes, I had already pressed Brother Toothpaste on the ground, and hit the head and face, the three of them couldn't pull it, if it weren't for the people around the fishing to help, Brother Toothpaste would have been beaten, except for some dust on my body, there were no external injuries, Brother Toothpaste's eyes were swollen, his nose was bleeding, and his face was full of wounds.
"You're really, it scared me, I thought that stick went down and hurt you. Cher worried.
"It's okay, put it away, and get ready to go back." ”
Lele was busy collecting the fishing rods, and after paying for the two only yellow spicy dices, Xue'er drove back in the direction of Country Garden.
Lele looked at me with a gray face and smiled embarrassedly, patted my head and said, "I underestimate you, I have a lot of strength, I praise you." ”
"Xue'er knew before that during the time when she was sending the express, she resisted heavy goods every day, there was no fat, there was a lot of muscle, and she had three-pack abs, you see. ”
I lifted the clothes from my stomach, and Lele bit her lip and was satisfied.