Chapter 599: What should I do if I don't catch up?
Ji Ling swallowed dryly, then looked at the Jade Emperor with a light cough, "Can I ask what kind of difficult task it is?"
The Jade Emperor looked at Hongluan and said, "Now that the resentment of the Six Realms has surged, you will assist Hongluan Xingjun to find the reason for the surge of resentment in the Six Realms, when to return the resentment index to the normal range, and when you will return to the Holy Emperor Sect to continue practicing." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"If I can't find the reason for the surge of resentment in this life, then won't I be able to go back to the Holy Emperor Sect to practice in this life, then who will take care of my Earth Spirit Mountain and the demon spirits under me?" β
"But my master doesn't know how to farm. Ji Ling glanced at Hongluan, and then looked at the bullet machine.
The Jade Emperor looked at the Daoist and smiled, "Girl, you know where your master comes from, so you say that your master can't farm?"
Ji Ling shook his head and said, "I don't know." β
The Danji Daoist glanced at Ji Ling, coughed lightly and said, "I was born in the Shennong clan, I don't like farming, but it doesn't mean that I can't farm, Ah Ling, if you can help the master correct this deviation from heaven and earth, the master promises you that he will definitely manage your Lingshan land in a decent way." β
Hearing this, Ji Ling's eyes widened and he looked at the bullet machine Daodao, "Master, what you said is true?"
"Cultivators don't speak, the master has told you twice today. The bullet machine said seriously.
Ji Ling shook his head and said, "Okay." β
After a while, Ji Ling looked at the Jade Emperor again and said, "Senior, let me and Hongluan find the reason for the surge in resentment, is there any special magic weapon for us to use, otherwise we may not be able to find it even if we look for hundreds of years." β
The Jade Emperor nodded, and then two books appeared in the palm of his hand with a flip of his wrist, one handed to Ji Ling and the other to Hongluan.
Ji Ling took the book and saw that it was a book of love/love for women chasing men, and when she looked at Hongluan again, it was a book of love/love for men chasing women.
Damn, the two books on love/love want the two of them to find the reason for the increase in resentment in the Six Realms, which is also a bit too child's play.
Ji Ling looked at the Jade Emperor with a little disappointment and said, "Senior, can we still give a reliable magic weapon, such as a resentment detector or something, since we want to find out the most fundamental reason for the surge of resentment, then we have to investigate the reason why they became resentful couples, go through them, and conclude them, and finally analyze and compare them to find out the root of the problem, so as to avoid this problem and reduce the number of resentful couples." β
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "No, but you can discuss with Hongluan to create such a grudge detector, if you use this grudge detector well, maybe you can end the cooperation with Hongluan in advance and return to the Holy Emperor Sect to cultivate again, I heard that in addition to farming, you also love to invent and create, so I am very optimistic about you, I hope you don't let me down." β
Ji Ling listened to the Chong Jade Emperor and smiled reluctantly, "I'll do my best for this, after all, the grudge detector, this thing is subjective, and I don't seem to be qualified to do it now." β
The Jade Emperor pointed at Hongluan with a smile and said, "If you have any questions, you can ask him for advice, he doesn't know about other places, and in terms of people's emotions, he can definitely be called an expert." β
Ji Ling smiled at Hongluan, "Then please take care of Hongluan Xingjun in the future." β
Hongluan nodded at Ji Ling expressionlessly.
After the matter was finished, the Jade Emperor once again praised the good craftsmanship of the Lingdi, and then glanced at the Emperor Xuanyuan, who did not speak and drank vigorously throughout the whole process, and glanced at the Emperor Xuanyuan, who was getting late and he was tired.
The Jade Emperor left, and the other three emperors, the Red Emperor, the Green Emperor, and the Black Emperor, also said goodbye to Lingbao Tianzun one after another, among them, the Black Emperor glanced at Xuanyuan Emperor and said when he left, "Brother Xuanyuan is still not leaving?"
Emperor Xuanyuan glanced at the Black Emperor and said, "I still have something to do with Lingbao Tianzun." β
The Black Emperor sighed, glanced at Ji Ling, and then said, "Then I'll go first." β
Emperor Xuanyuan hummed.
After the Black Emperor left, Xiyang glanced at Ji Ling, and then got up and saluted everyone to leave.
After Xiyang left, Ji Ling glanced at Lingbao Tianzun, and immediately withdrew from the private room with the Danji Daoist and Hongluan.
Out of the private room, the Danji Daoist glanced at Ji Ling and Hongluan and said, "You two come with me." β
Afterwards, the Danji Daoist took Hongluan and Ji Ling to a conference room on the sixth floor. β
After saying this, the Danji Daoist slammed the door shut, and when he was done, he heard a click.
Ji Ling turned around and knocked on the door in protest, "Master, if you have something to say, why did you lock us in the house like this?"
"Lock the door, because you are afraid that you will leave if you don't agree, and the master in other places doesn't know, doesn't the master know about you?"
Ji Ling slapped the iron door panel fiercely when he heard this, "Master, if I want to leave, just one door can't stop me." β
"Since you can't stop it, why do you care so much about me locking the door, okay, let's talk to Hongluan Xingjun and discuss what you should do next, discuss it, send the sound to me, and I'll open the door for the two of you." After saying that, the Danji Daoist turned around and left.
Ji Ling listened to the footsteps of the departing Danji Daoist, raised his foot and kicked the heavy subway door hard, and then kicked the iron plate with flesh and blood, and Ji Ling couldn't help but gasp in pain.
Primal Hi exhaled, and then bounced on one leg to find a nearby sofa and sit down.
Ji Ling sat on the sofa and rubbed his feet for a while, before he looked up at Hongluan, who was sitting quietly on the sofa, and said, "That, can you tell me why the number of resentments in the Six Realms is increasing?"
Hongluan looked up at Ji Ling, then got up and walked to the window to look at the blue sky in the distance, "I don't know, if I know, I would have adjusted myself and still need to look for you, I don't want this world to be full of enemies and resentful couples, but the actual resentment is indeed more and more." β
Ji Ling looked at Hongluan's elongated back by the moonlight and said, "Then what do you want to do?"
Hongluan turned his head to look at Ji Ling and said, "I don't know, what are you going to do?"
Ji Ling stared at Hongluan's eyes and said, "You don't know what to do in this business, where will I know what to do?"
She said and took out the Jade Emperor's love/love book for women chasing men and flipped through it, the first article, the golden bell cover face, the second article, the flame heart, the third article, the strange treasure opens the way, the fourth article, grasping the stomach, the fifth article feints, the darkness Chen Cang, the sixth article, life and death, the seventh article, the weak willow supporting the wind, the eighth article, misunderstanding and friction, the ninth article, refining fire into gold, and the water comes naturally.
After a cursory flip, Ji Ling focused on the first two articles, the so-called golden bell cover face and flame heart, which means that the skin should be thick enough, and the heart should be hot enough, even if the person is a 10,000-year-old black iron, he has to use his fiery heart to bake that person into molten iron, and when the person is refined into molten iron, the woman will pinch the man into whatever she wants, and the man will be able to catch up.
After reading this treasure book, Ji Ling thought about who she and Yao Duzhao didn't seem to have thick skin, and who didn't have so hot hearts, and then turned to the eighth chapter to take a look, Ji Ling felt that the combination of her and Yao Duzhao should be classified as a pair in the misunderstanding and friction.
Yi Ling smacked her lips while looking at it, and felt that she was still so at a loss and so wronged.
When it was over, Ji Ling looked at Hongluan angrily and said, "I'll take a look at the treasure book that the Jade Emperor gave you." β
Hongluan sighed, handed the treasure book to Ji Ling, Ji Ling opened it and looked at it, and the skin was beautiful, and there were four sentences inside, one, take her to eat, two praise her for dressing, three, listen to her, four, money smashing.
In the end, it is a trick to smash money, and the final outcome is likely to be a tragedy of not being able to get the heart, people and money.
After reading it, Ji Ling returned the treasure book to Hongluan Dao and was extremely dissatisfied, "What's the matter, is the Jade Emperor Lao'er playing with the two of us?"
Hongluan picked up the book and flipped through it, "I think this treasure book is very reasonable, two people who didn't know each other originally, they didn't know each other after a meal, and when they talked, they didn't know each other, and when it was over, I said that your food was really delicious today, are you happy to hear it?"
"Needless to say, this shows that my efforts have been recognized by you. "Ji Lingdao.
"Look, isn't this what the treasure book says about praising women, praising women, you don't have to wear them, it may also be craftsmanship, like you, you can cook, you can grow vegetables, you can refine, you cook well, I say you make it delicious, in fact, sometimes you taste it, maybe you don't eat it for pigs, but I just say that you make it delicious, and you eat it very fragrant, and when you see it, you can't help but taste it, and when you taste it, it is unpalatable to death, at this time, you see that I eat so fragrant and delicious, will I be moved to death. Hongluan said.
Ji Ling nodded and said, "Yes, maybe from now on my heart will be all on you, but that's the mentality of little daughters, like me, I will think you are stupid, and I think that if I follow him alone, I may not even be able to eat in the future, so I will not choose such a fool." β
"However, you have only one soul, and there are thousands of young daughters in the world, so this treasure book is a broken thing in your eyes, but it is a treasure in the eyes of others, otherwise, just find two men and let them chase women according to what the treasure book says, one hundred percent chase one accurate. Hongluan said in a firm tone.
Ji Ling didn't believe it, "Where is it so accurate." β
Hongluan raised her eyes and looked at Ji Lingdao, "Otherwise, you disguise yourself as a man, and feel it yourself according to what you said above, in fact, the girls' hearts are all very hot." β
At the end, I added a sentence in my heart, except for you.
Ji Ling thought about it, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, so she rolled up her sleeves and said, "What if I do it as above, and the girl doesn't catch up?"
Hongluan glanced at Ji Ling and said, "That is, you are not charming at home, and then you change back into women's clothes, and then you feel and feel the feeling of chasing men, in fact, some men are also very good at chasing the ground." β
As soon as Ji Ling heard that she was asked to chase the man, she retreated a little and said, "The man still doesn't want it, how cheeky it must be, before he rushes to ask for a man's love." β
Hongluan looked at Ji Lingdi's eyes incomprehensibly and said, "Do you want to quickly complete the task of reducing the resentment index?"
Ji Ling nodded, "Yes, but don't you know where to start?"
"Now I know. Hongluan said with a firm gaze.
Ji Ling's eyes lit up and stared at Hongluan's eyes and said, "Start from there, say quickly." β
Hongluan said, "Don't you know how to refine a weapon? β
"What do you mean?" said Ji Ling, looking at Hongluan intently.
It means that there is a big reversal at the last moment when the resentful couple kills each other, for example, the woman finds that the man cheats and finds a mistress, and then the woman wants to poison the man, and then the woman feeds the poisoned wine to the man at the moment of life and death, so that other people appear and tell the woman that the man is not actually raising a mistress, but the widow of the robe of life and death, the widow of the robe is sick, the man goes to give medicine to the brother's daughter-in-law and is chewed on the root of the tongue, and now the widow is sick and comes to thank the couple, and chooses to go back to their hometown for the sake of the child or what better development, in short, the resentful couple did not die, and they also lived a lifetime of mutual respect and loveγ Hongluan said.
Ji Ling blinked when he heard this and said, "Then what if that man really cheats and raises a junior, not only raises a mistress, but even gives birth to a child?"
Hongluan glanced at Ji Ling and said, "In ancient times, women were taught by the female commandments and female training since childhood, and it is a normal phenomenon for men to have a group of wives and concubines, as long as the male land does not give his wife a faceless, usually even if the woman hates to death in her heart, she will endure all kinds of men's hearts for the sake of her own status and the future and future of her children.
As you said, I really raised the mistress, gave birth to a child, and the child was brought back, as for the mistress, it is very easy to be a smart housewife and think that the mistress is dead, for example, find a more beautiful than the mistress to hold the man's center of the earth, and the mistress is not at her disposal, a bowl of poisonous wine, a white silk in seconds The result is the life of the little three, here, resentment, resentment, what is resentment, the definition of resentment is to receive the destiny of heaven to protect the fate of the husband and wife, but it is not the impulse of men and women to dew/water love, understand?"
When Ji Ling heard this, he shook his head and said, "I think that if I want to assist you in completing such a difficult emotional task, I would rather fight with the tigers and lions." β
Hongluan glanced at Ji Ling with pity and said, "But I'm sorry, only you can help me complete this thing, because so far only you can affect my emotions, so even if it's difficult, you have to grit your teeth and rush forward." β
Ji Ling looked at Hongluan pitifully, "So, are you indirectly admitting that the exponential rocketing of these resentments has a lot to do with your emotions during this time?"
Hongluan twisted his face and looked out the window and said, "Although I don't want to admit this conclusion, it's not that I don't want to admit it, he doesn't exist." β
After saying this, Hongluan turned his head to look at Ji Lingdao, "Otherwise, you try to chase me according to the method in the female chasing male love/love treasure book, maybe as soon as I am happy, this grudge index will fall to the ground, this is relatively simple and controllable than you study how to refine the grudge and puppet rotator, the disadvantage is that it is unstable, that is, you can't make me unhappy, otherwise, maybe it will explode with a bang like a fairy pinball that day." (To be continued.) )