Chapter Fifty-Eight: My Ex Was the Best
"Are you asking me to say it?" Cao Yaru looked at Cang Hao with a smile, and said slowly: "First of all, I want to congratulate you, and secondly, don't you like hype, I think you and Yue Ran can use this matter to hype up and help the company expand its popularity." ā
There are more black lines on Cang Hao's face: "Is there any hype value?"
"Of course. Cao Yaru nodded and said very seriously: "But Aoi Love is not suitable, it is easy to be reminiscent of Sora Aoi, so I will change your name and call it Cangyao." ā
Cang Hao was stunned: "What is this name?"
Liu Yanan was about to pour wine for Cao Yaru, and when he heard this, his actions froze there.
"That can be called burning love, how nice it sounds......" Cao Yaru still seemed to be smiling: "It can be compared to Fengbai love in the entertainment industry!"
"I ......"
"Why? don't want to?" Cao Yaru smiled slightly: "Then change your surname, call it Shen Hao...... Fukai Love, what a beautiful name!"
Cang Hao gritted his teeth in anger, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only mutter: "Cao Yaru, you deep well ice!"
Cao Yaru raised her voice: "Do you think it's good for me to mention yƬ?"
Cao Yaru said okay, where anyone dared not to say good, there was a "good" sound in the private room immediately, and even Zhou Dayu and Liu Yanan had to slap twice.
Cang Hao took a deep breath: "That...... Manager Jing is really good, but I don't think the two of us are suitable. ā
"What's the matter?" Cao Yaru's face changed, and she was a little angry: "Jing Yueran is the flower of the company, and you don't look at yourself, what are you?
"She is Bai Fumei, I am short and poor, she is an executive, I am an employee...... She is motivated, and I am a pickle for 10,000 years. ā
"Looks like you have a clear understanding of yourself. Cao Yaru smiled coldly: "You are strong women and weak men, it's not bad, isn't this trend in this society right now!"
"But we're still not suitable...... Because it'......" Cang Hao opened his mouth and said, "Because I'm impotent!"
As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked, and Zhou Dayu asked in a low voice: "Boss, do you still have this disease?"
Cang Hao glanced at him: "Shut up!"
"Oh. ā
"Then I have to pay some respect to you. Although it touched on such a topic, Cao Yaru was not embarrassed at all: "During this time, it is really rare for you to be disabled and insist on working!"
There was another round of applause in the private room, in fact, everyone didn't know whether they should applaud, anyway, it was right to follow Cao Yaru's meaning.
Cang Hao looked at Cao Yaru coldly, and didn't speak, the underlying meaning was: "Am I really impotent, don't you know?"
Cao Yaru also looked at Cang Hao, and the subtext of her eyes was: "If you dare to say that we actually know each other, you will be in big trouble!"
Where the eyes of the two people met, there seemed to be a "crackling" electric sound, which could detonate the gunpowder at any time.
Liu Yanan finally came back to his senses from the freeze frame and hurriedly said: "The dishes are all up, let's eat them quickly!"
Subsequently, Liu Yanan asked Cang Hao in a low voice: "Why did you offend Mr. Cao?"
Cang Hao didn't seem to hear Liu Yanan's words, and asked loudly: "Mr. Cao, don't just talk about me, tell me about your love life, do you have a boyfriend?"
As soon as Cang Hao's words came out, the private room was silent again, Cang Hao was not small, and he actually asked the president such a private question.
"There is no ...... yet" Cao Yaru smiled slightly: "However, I knew a boy when I was a child, and the two of us have a very good relationship." He always bought me a lot of delicious food, saying that as long as I could eat fat, there would be no other man besides him in the future...... Today, I'm fine, he's a little hanging, and the mud can't hold up the wall, but I'm afraid few girls like it. ā
Of course, the boy Cao Yaru said is Cang Hao, and this matter is also true, but everyone present doesn't know, otherwise they will question whether Cang Hao already has Jing Yueran.
Someone immediately nodded and said, "This boy is really a scumbag!"
As for how scumbag this boy is, they can't tell.
"I used to know a girl, her breasts are almost too flat...... Cang Hao said as he spoke, and kept scanning Cao Yaru's upright breasts: "I told her at that time, I hope we will never be separated in the future." She asked why, and I said that after the separation, I couldn't find such a flat chest. ā
"My boyfriend when I was a child, once I was asked out by other boys, and when I came back, I asked him if you were jealous?" After a pause, Cao Yaru said again: "He actually said to eat, grabbed a bottle of rice vinegar, and drank it in one go!"
Everyone turned their eyes to Cang Hao together, and it was expected that Cang Hao also had a story, and sure enough, Cang Hao opened his mouth and said: "I had a girlfriend when I was a child, and she ...... She is a southerner, and she wants to eat sweet tofu, which is so ruined. Brothers, tofu brains must be salty!"
A large group of salty parties in the private room nodded one after another: "That's right." ā
"I used to have a boyfriend who actually liked to eat five-kernel mooncakes...... after a pause, Cao Yaru continued: "Once, he had to cook for me, but he didn't dare to kill chickens. Just pick up the chicken in a plastic bag and throw it down from the sixth floor, and when you see that the chicken is not dead, you have to throw it again. He didn't dare to kill the fish, so he had to put the fish in the refrigerator and freeze it alive, but it was so strong that he couldn't cut it with a knife. ā
Everyone nodded again: "What a scum!"
Cao Yaru let out a long sigh: "Speaking of which, who didn't love a few scum when they were young!"
Zhou Dayu asked curiously: "Mr. Cao, at that time...... How old are you?"
"Ten years old. ā
"Oh. Zhou Dayu suddenly realized: "It turned out that he was still a childhood sweetheart." ā
Cang Hao didn't speak again this time, but took out his mobile phone to log on to QQ and changed his signature: "My ex-girlfriend died early, and I don't know how to love others." ā
Later, Cao Yaru happened to see this signature in the company's employee group, and she exploded her lungs.
"This meal tonight is worth it......" Liu Yanan smiled and said: "Listening to everyone tell stories about the past, my predecessor is the best, it's really interesting." ā
Cao Yaru also felt that tonight was a bit too much, and immediately diverted the topic: "Regarding the newly built community on the original site of the shantytown, the early advertising must be done well, this is the job of your marketing department." Originally, it was about work, but Cao Yaru once again aimed at Cang Hao: "You made the mistake last time, do you have any creativity this time?"
"This is easy to do, first repair the sales office, and then ......" coughed twice, Cang Hao said slowly: "Find a group of models, wear high-slit cheongsam, show white legs, and then put on black silk." Let them stand at the door of the sales office, holding a small white handkerchief in their hands, and shouting at the pedestrians on the road: 'Uncle come in and play, no money!' I guarantee that the popularity will be overwhelming!"
Cao Yaru's face was gloomy: "Are you selling real estate or meat?"
"I sold meat to sell real estate, and even the advertising slogan I thought of: 'buy a house and send a wife'. Cang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Whether we bought our house with a wife, or bought our house for the sake of giving our wife, it depends on how to understand." ā
"Your idea is not bad, you deserve to be a hype master!" Cao Yaru smiled coldly: "It should be said that the nature is difficult to change!"
Seeing that the two of them were about to pinch up again, Liu Yanan hurriedly played a round: "This dish is really good tonight, especially this sea cucumber, it's so delicious......"
Zhou Dayu corrected: "This is not a sea cucumber, this is a sea eggplant." ā
"Oh. Liu Yanan glared at Zhou Dayu, his sense of smell was the keenest, and he found out from the beginning that Cao Yaru intended to target Cang Hao. This should not be the case between normal superiors and subordinates at all, so he suspected that Cao Yaru and Cang Hao might have some other relationship.
After eating, everyone got up and went back, and a few people originally wanted to go with Cao Yaru, taking this opportunity to pat the leader's ass. However, the atmosphere tonight was too delicate, and they could only give up this plan, but Liu Yanan assigned Cang Hao: "You send Mr. Cao to pick up the car." ā
From the hotel to the parking lot, they have to pass through a secluded alley, and the two of them have nothing to say all the way, each thinking about their own affairs.
As soon as he walked not far away, a figure suddenly rushed out of a corner, holding a sharp knife in his hand, and shouted: "Don't move!"
"Robbing money or robbing sex?" Cang Hao pointed at Cao Yaru and said lazily: "I didn't rob money, you rob her!"
Cao Yaru was startled, but when she heard Cang Hao's words, she subconsciously scolded: "Cang Hao, you are enough!"
"It's you're enough!" Cang Hao turned his face to look at Cao Yaru, and asked word by word: "What are you doing tonight with all those things in the past? whining? Writing scripts? My ex is the best?"
Cao Yaru crossed her hands on her hips: "Why are you afraid that others will know what you have done?"
"What did I do, is there anything to be ashamed of?" Cang Hao said more and more loudly: "I don't think some things when I was a child are worth taking out to make others laugh at!"
"Cang Hao, you have been a joke all your life!"
"Why am I laughing?"
"You are like a puddle of mud every day, you never know how to be motivated, eat and wait for death in the company, do you know what the employees of the company think of your promotion this time?"
"Do you know what it means to pick up soap?"
"This ......" Cao Yaru was stunned: "I don't know!"
"I don't know what else you're talking about?" snorting lightly, Cang Hao said very indignantly: "You listen to me, I never want anyone to know that the two of us grew up together, don't think I want to bargain from you!"
"If it weren't for the sake of growing up together, I would have let you leave a long time ago!"
"My work performance is here, why did you fire me?"
"What are your work achievements?" smiled coldly, Cao Yaru said very disdainfully: "That's right, you are indeed capable of dealing with the overbearing gang." Anyway, you've been in the company for months, so it's time to do something!"
At this time, the robber shouted at the top of his throat: "Enough!" Looking at Cang Hao and then at Cao Yaru, the robber asked angrily: "I'm still here, do you take me in your eyes?"